Chapter 106: A leisurely life, pink briefs
After the hunting team finished eating the delicious vegetable noodles, everyone looked satisfied and full of energy, and after a short discussion, everyone divided into three ways and continued to go out to search for the group of hidden rats. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
All three search teams were out, and only four cooks were left in the camp.
The fat man spread the leaves on the grass by the pond and lay comfortably on it, looking very leisurely.
"Kitchen knives, do you think they can find those armed men today?"
"You ask me?"
Xie Heilong also spread out on the blanket of leaves, and turned over lazily,
The grass roots in the mouth of the "Tu" flew far away and fell into the pond.
"I'm not a fortune teller on the bridge, you ask me if I have a fart."
The fat man looked at Xie Heilong speechlessly, and took the camouflage as a training cap and put it on his face.
"Come on, even if I didn't ask, my brother continues to sleep, don't bother me if it's okay."
Liang Chao walked over with a bundle of soft branches and placed it next to Xie Heilong.
"Hehe, Brother Kitchen Knife, we are a little comfortable in this little day, the three of them are suffering in the wet forest, but we can bask in the sun comfortably, comfortably."
Looking at Liang Chao's obscene appearance, Xie Heilong had an urge to beat him.
"If you feel too comfortable, go and exchange with Liu Daxiong, you go to the woods to keep a sentry, let him come here to be comfortable."
"That's not good, I still think it's better to lie down in the sun, haha."
Xie Heilong raised his middle finger at him with disdain and ignored her no more.
The late autumn sun, warmly basking on the body, was still very comfortable, and the three logistics soldiers lying on the grass quickly fell asleep.
I don't know how long it took, the warm sun that hung obliquely on the horizon, took off its hypocritical cloak and revealed its brutal side.
"Dig a groove, it's so hot."
On the hot day, the bursting light was shining on the three sleeping logistics soldiers by the river, and Liang Chao, who couldn't stand it first, took off his coat with a scolding scolding.
"What a fart, I just hugged a beautiful woman, and I almost kissed it."
Xie Heilong, who was woken up, looked at Liang Chao unhappily, gritting his teeth.
"It's November now, why is this place still so hot, no, brother is going to take a shower."
The fat man was exposed to the scorching sun, and he turned into a bare fat pig three or five times, and hurriedly ran to the pond.
"I'll come too, let's take a shower together, hehe."
Liang Chao smiled obscenely, and followed the fat man to the pond, the fat man was still wearing pants, Liang Chao was directly a naked man,
"I said, Spoon, can you step on a horse and have the image of a soldier? In public, you just wear pink briefs and run around, you are not ashamed. ”
Looking at his pink pinky underwear, Xie Heilong really couldn't stand it.
Liang Chao didn't think there was anything wrong with the pink underwear at all, and walked a few steps quickly and plunged into the pond, splashing everywhere.
"Oh-cool"
In an instant, the heart was cold, and the heart was flying, and I couldn't help screaming.
"Spoon, you want to die, why don't you come up quickly, this water is going to be used for cooking, you want everyone to eat your bath water." The fat man who was standing by the pond and wiping his body with a basin of water didn't care about being poured by Liang Chao, and shouted at him anxiously.
"Spoon, Lao Tzu will give you three seconds, if you can't come up, you will bear the consequences."
Xie Heilong got up from the pile of leaves and looked at Liang Chao with a sneer.
Liang Chao was stunned by the heat, and his head was hot for a while, and when he saw Xie Heilong's expression, his back was cold, and he hurriedly swam up from the pond.
"Hehe, that, big brothers, little brother knows that he is wrong, impulsively, impulsively, don't hit me."
Liang Chao smiled awkwardly, walked to Xie Heilong's side, stretched out his hand, and said flatteringly: "Big brother, come and eat fish, this is what the younger brother just caught." ”
"Where did you get the fish?"
Looking at the fish in Liang Chao's hand, Xie Heilong's mind didn't turn around.
"Didn't he go down naked just now? In less than 10 seconds, where did he get the fish? ”
The face-changing technique started again, Liang Chao's embarrassed appearance disappeared in a second, and his face was proud.
"My brother was the first master of catching fish by spies, and just now a fierce man went down, and just saw two small fish cheating, and my brother had no choice but to take action in order to maintain justice in the fish world."
After a pause, Liang Chao looked up to the sky and sighed, and his sense of justice exploded.
"Hey, it's a pity that I only caught the adulterer, and I was run away by that chick."
Xie Heilong ignored his Oscar-level performance, and only had the fish in his eyes.
"It's so easy to catch fish with a spoon, it seems that there are a lot of fish here, why don't you catch some fish to make a grilled fish to eat?"
As soon as he heard that there was fish to eat, the fat man suddenly became excited, and he didn't wipe the bath, so he ran to Xie Heilong's side and said, "I agree, I like grilled fish, haha." ”
"Do you want me to go down and catch a few? Just by the way, I found that fish chick. ”
For the fish that ran away, Liang Chao had a deep resentment in his heart, and he was eager to try. Just wait for Xie Heilong to give an order, and he will plunge into the pond again.
"That's not going to work, we still need to live in this camp for a few days, and if you get the water dirty, we won't be able to cook at that time."
"What then? I'm still waiting for the delicious grilled fish at noon. ”
The fat man didn't want to eat that soldier's dry food, and he looked very eager.
"Don't worry, your grilled fish will definitely be indispensable at noon today, let me think of a way first."
Xie Heilong calmed the fat man and stared at the pond carefully.
"Is there any way to catch fish without polluting the water?"
The pond is more than 10 meters long, shaped like a big gourd, the two ends are large and the middle is small, the widest place is eight or nine meters, but the middle is only about one meter.
Xie Heilong walked to the narrow place in the middle and tried it with a branch, feeling that the water was very shallow, only less than 20 centimeters, seeing this result, Xie Heilong suddenly had a good idea in his heart.
"Cutting board, you bring all these remaining branches on the ground."
Xie Heilong picked up a bundle of branches on the ground, said to the fat man, and turned around and walked towards the narrow part of the pond.
"What does taking these twigs have to do with eating grilled fish?"
The fat man couldn't understand Xie Heilong's thoughts, hugged the remaining branches, and followed behind Xie Heilong curiously.
Xie Heilong walked to the middle of the pond, took off his shoes and walked to the narrow position, and neatly spread the branches in his hands on the opening.
"Cutting board, give me your branches."
Staring at the sky, the fat man was still confused, and when he heard Xie Heilong's shout, he walked to the side of the mouth and handed the branch in his hand to Xie Heilong.
Xie Hei neatly arranged the fat man's branches, raised his head and shouted to the naked man in the distance, "Spoon, you swam here from over there." ”
"Plop"
Hearing Xie Heilong's words, the impatient Liang Chao immediately jumped into the pond, and several ugly dogs swam to Xie Heilong's side.
"It's cool to soak in water."
Liang Chao said secretly, touched the water on his face, and said excitedly: "Brother Kitchen Knife, what are your instructions?" ”