Chapter 34 The emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is in a hurry

If you want to say that Song Huizong is a model of integrity, he is not elegant enough to say that he is not elegant enough, but when he himself went into battle, he was more excited than anyone else, shouting without scruples, and repeatedly bursting out foul language, and the concubines and palace maids who rushed to cheer after hearing the news were shocked. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

I have to say that although this faint gentleman is greedy for beauty and is content with pleasure, his body is still well maintained, and it can be seen that he is often exercising, and he clashes back and forth on the field, and even turns those little eunuchs on their backs - even if more than half of them are acting, it is not easy for a person who is almost forty.

Just like this, until the sunset was oblique, and the visibility around was insufficient, Song Huizong reluctantly said goodbye to the racecourse with a body full of stinky sweat.

Wu Kai accompanied this comatose gentleman who was content with pleasure and completely left the Jiangnan Mintuo into dinner, and finally got out.

He originally planned to go home to make up for a good night's sleep, but as soon as he came out of the gate of the Funing Palace, he saw more than a dozen small envoys waiting on the royal road, talking happily with Shi Qian.

When I stepped forward to ask, I realized that it was a person sent by the privy envoy Tong Guan, who had been waiting here since the morning.

It just so happened that Wu Kai also had something to discuss with that Tong Guan - don't forget that when the discussion was held last night, this eunuch said that he would recruit the Red Turban Army and Wu Song to go south to quell the rebellion, how can he do this matter without asking carefully?

Therefore, he did not refuse, and under the escort of this group of military generals in front of the palace, he went to Tong Guan's mansion in the west of the city.

Although this Tong Guan is a eunuch, after all, he has led the army for many years, and his temper is quite straightforward - at least on the surface.

As soon as he met Wu Kai, he went straight to the point and said his intention - he hoped that Wu Kai would dedicate the 'Heavenly Thunder' to the imperial court, so as to add some bargaining chips for the future subjugation of the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun.

This is really a plan that can't catch up with the change, Wu Kai originally planned to lose the car to protect the handsome, and take the initiative to expose the Red Turban Army, so as to take the opportunity to conceal the existence of the firearms battalion, who knew that this Tong Guan was actually eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, and wanted to serve himself a nest!

Wu Kai immediately put away his smile and asked without saying anything humble: "If I refuse to agree, how will you be?" ”

I thought that even if Tong Guan was not angry, he would lie and intimidate, but he stood up, bowed to Wu Kai to the end, and said with sincerity: "Zen master, since the Later Han Dynasty Shi Jingjiao ceded the sixteen states of Yanyun, the people of my Great Song Dynasty have been exposed to the iron hooves of the barbarians.

"Now although the Great Liao is declining, there are Jurchens rising between the white mountains and black waters, if you talk about fierceness, I am afraid that it is far better than the Liao people! If the imperial court can't take advantage of the Jurchen's unstable foothold and pocket the sixteen states of Youyun, I am afraid that it will be even worse in the future! Therefore, Tong Moucai hopes that the Zen master can focus on the overall situation and dedicate this magic weapon to help the imperial court recover his homeland and reshape the prosperity of the Han and Tang dynasties! ”

I have to say that these words had a great impact on Wu Kai, because he has always regarded this Tong Guan as a traitor and a corrupt official, and it is really a little difficult to accept such loyal and patriotic words - it would not be surprising if Yue Fei, Han Shizhong, Li Gang, Zong Ze and others said such words.

To say that Wu Kai entered Beijing this time, although the main reason was to avoid disaster and had to do it, he also had the idea of changing the fate of tens of millions of people in the Northern Song Dynasty - no matter how he used to be a half-hung emperor, he hated the most about insulting Han people by foreign races.

And the shame of Jingkang is obviously one of the disasters that the Han people have been most humiliated by foreign races!

If you want to change the fortunes of the country, how can you do it without taking out something at the bottom of the box?!

Thinking of this, Wu Kai gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and then endured the pain and agreed, but not all at once, but decided to first dedicate the production method of black powder and detonator to the imperial court, to see if Tong Guan could use him on the battlefield, and then decide whether to take out killer features such as grenades, big lifting rods, and tiger cannons.

If this firearm is included in the palace by Song Huizong, it can only be scattered in two!

As soon as Wu Kai agreed, before he could tell the details, he listened to Tong Guan's overjoyed question: "The detonator that the Zen master said was a divine object that shone in the air on the birthday of the official family?!" ”

Get~

What he wants is a fireworks!

But it turned out that Tong Guan received a secret report from Zhang Qing, the governor of Dongchang Prefecture, the day before yesterday, saying that there was a battlefield artifact in the hands of the Red Turban Army, which could injure people invisibly for miles away, and the power was far greater than ordinary arrows - Zhang Qing said that it was naturally a tiger squat cannon, but Tong Guan immediately thought of the fireworks.

This can only be blamed on Zhang Qing's poor writing, plus Tong Guan's preconceived ideas, so he came up with such a misunderstanding.

I heard that what Tong Guan wanted was actually a fireworks, Wu Kai couldn't laugh or cry, the technical content of this thing is in how to better shine and shine, not to mention that the power is inferior to that of a detonator, and the cost is hundreds of times higher - mainly to make a luminescent agent that replaces aluminum and magnesium, and uses a lot of rare mineral materials.

Roughly calculated, the cost of a box of fireworks bombs is forty or fifty, which is much more expensive than a pair of full-body armor!

Talking about these things with Tong Guanyi, he proposed: "If Tong doesn't care about the sound and light effect, the poor monk can still make a cheaper one." ”

This is cheaper, which naturally refers to two kicks.

Seeing that Wu Kai cooperated so much, he took out three kinds of divine weapons [fireworks, two kicks, and detonators] in one go, Tong Guan was really overjoyed, and took the initiative to take care of the big package, ensuring that Wu Song came back from going south to quell the rebellion this time, at least not less than the pacification envoy all the way!

This pacification envoy is also the original position of Thunderbolt Qin Ming, who is the top boss of the state capital governor, and can be regarded as a middle and high-level military general - but this pacification envoy is generally divided into civil and military officials, with civilian officials serving as the main position and military attachés serving as deputy positions.

Wu Kai discussed the details of the Red Turban Army's southward movement with Tong Guan, and asked that the Red Turban Army be arranged under Zhu Mian first, responsible for escorting the army's food and salary, and then put it into the battlefield in the later stage of the war to make some ready-made contributions.

This is also the usual trick used by Xungui's children, Tong Guan only thought that Wu Kai was worried about what danger his younger brother had, and he didn't think too much, so he readily agreed.

So far, the guests and hosts are happy.

Tong Guan personally sent Wu Kai out of the Privy Council, and when the carriage departed, Wu Kai stretched out his hand to open the curtains, looked at the stars outside, and couldn't help but have countless emotions - Song Huizong was content with pleasure in the palace and did not want to forge ahead, but it was a eunuch who everyone despised was full of Han and Tang dynasties, and this was really the emperor who was not in a hurry to die a eunuch.

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But said that Wu Kai fell asleep after going back, and only got up from the bed the next day, and then got an unexpected news - Taishi Cai Jing was cut to the people early this morning and relegated to his hometown.