Chapter 210: Fame resounded throughout Chang'an
Chapter 210: Fame resounded throughout Chang'an
Wang Ping'an said angrily: "What else is the etiquette and the law, if you want to pay attention to the etiquette, you have to make Doctor Tao uncomfortable, you look at his appearance, can you still survive this moment?" ”
The imperial doctors suddenly had nothing to say, if they just shouted etiquette, but delayed Tao Dongsheng's condition, if Tao Judong was held accountable in the future, no one could bear it!
A imperial doctor had an idea and said, "We resolutely don't let you feed Master Tao urine, but if you have to feed it, you will have to bear it alone, and you can't push it on our heads!" ”
Wang Ping'an snorted and said, "Even if you are asked to bear it, how can you bear it?" He understands in his heart that these imperial doctors, who have been officials for a long time, treat people, the first thing they think about is not to cure the disease, but if they can't be cured, who will carry the black cauldron.
He shouted at the crowd again, "Throw a bowl here, bigger one!" As soon as the words came out, someone immediately threw a bowl over, and he reached out to catch it.
Wang Ping'an said to the child: "Come, pee in the bowl, how much urine you have...... By the way, you're still a child, are you sure you don't have a match? ”
Those in the crowd who were running the rivers and lakes to perform heard his question, and hurriedly replied: "Don't worry, Wang Gongzi, he can't be a boy anymore." At his age, if he doesn't want to be a child, he has no chance, let alone ability! ”
The onlookers laughed, their eyes shot at the little child under the child's crotch, Ouyang Li stood close and said with a smile: "The hair hasn't grown yet, the chopsticks are thicker than it, even if he is already married, it is estimated that the bride will not be able to take it!" ”
The people laughed even louder, and even Wang Ping'an couldn't help laughing!
The child held up his little child, facing the bowl, and exerted his strength for a while, but said: "I can't pee, I usually pee, and there are not so many people who see it!" ”
If it weren't for Tao Dongsheng's urgent condition at this time, Wang Ping'an would really be impatient and joked. He looked up at the onlookers, so many strange uncles, strange uncles, and strange brothers, well, there are a lot of strange aunts and aunts in it...... Fortunately, Ding Danruo and Ke Lianwu didn't squeeze closer, otherwise they would have become strange sisters!
So many people are staring at other people's children, don't see the children as psychological barriers, an indelible shadow has fallen in the little heart, and they will really become relatives in the future, then the bride really can't take the little children, just like Ouyang Li just said!
Waving his hand at the onlookers, Wang Ping'an said: "Everyone, everyone, please turn your head for the time being, don't stare at him anymore, although the child is small, but he is also ...... But you'll be embarrassed! ”
The people hummed in unison, and they all nodded in unison, but none of them turned their faces away, still staring at the children intently!
Ouyang Li said angrily: "I said everyone, children pee, what is there to see, go home and see yourself, don't turn your face over!" ”
The people hummed in unison again, and nodded their heads in unison, but no one had turned their faces yet, and I don't know why they were so interested, they had to see other children peeing!
Wang Ping'an couldn't, so he had to hold the bowl with one hand and block the child's eyes with the other, and said, "Good, it's dark, everyone goes back to sleep, no one looks at you!" With that, he began to whistle!
It doesn't matter if he blows, all the people above the hall whistled, and the whole hall whistled, and even the suona blew......
Wow, the child finally peed out, this bubble of urine is a lot, and most of the bowl is full of urine!
Wang Ping'an took the urine, squatted down, and said: "Help up Imperial Doctor Tao, this boy has to drink the urine while it is hot, after drinking, it will take effect immediately, and his chest tightness will be better!" ”
The doctors covered their noses and turned their heads, the child's urine is useful, but it refers to the baby boy before the full moon, the first bubble of urine in the morning. How old are these children, seven or eight years old, and they still pee so much in one bubble of urine, can they be good!
Wang Ping'an saw that they refused to help, so he had to support Tao Dongsheng with one hand and feed him the boy's urine with the other. Tao Dongsheng was so embarrassed at this time that the boy's urine went into his mouth, and he squirted out more than half of it, and only a few urine entered his abdomen!
Seeing that he drank it, Wang Ping'an said: "This boy's urine has to be drunk while it is hot, in fact, he pees directly into your mouth, the effect is the best, but ...... Isn't it unruly! ”
It's strange to say that after this dose of over-age boy urine was drunk by Tao Dongsheng, he hiccuped, followed by another hiccup, and with the next hiccup, he let out a long breath and breathed!
The doctors were taken aback, using the boy's urine for ventilation, they also knew this, but it was clearly recorded in the medical book that the baby's urine must be used, and the urine of such a big child can also be?
Tao Dongsheng's face swelled from purple to red, the symptoms of air blockage in his chest disappeared, he raised his hand to wipe his mouth, and said, "Wang, Wang Gongzi, why did you remember to use the boy to urinate?" "It doesn't taste good!
Wang Ping'an handed the bowl to Ouyang Li, smiled at Tao Dongsheng, and said, "Urine, from the corpse to the water, you will also know." The Fang family called it reincarnation wine, returning yuan soup, and the hidden words. This is a good thing, you have stuffy breath in your chest, this boy's urine can quickly ventilate the qi, into the abdomen and effective, you see you are not good! ”
The imperial doctors and Tao Dongsheng were a little dazed, this was not the same as what they usually heard, the boy urinated...... This kid is also very old just now, but it's also so-so and a child!
Wang Ping'an said this sentence, is the "Compendium of Materia Medica", of course, the child's urine is younger, the young child's Yuan Yang is not discharged, and the kidney is warm and warm, so the urine is effective, not specifically refers to the baby under the age of 12, as long as it is a child under the age of twelve, it can basically be used, except for special circumstances, such as a child is more precocious, early to know the things of men and women, although unmarried, but in the middle of the night the dream has been lost, then his urine effect is not very good.
The imperial doctors helped Tao Dongsheng up, only to feel embarrassed today, this is not only Tao Dongsheng is embarrassed, but their faces are also lost, the imperial doctor is in front of the young man of the Wang family, and he is defeated!
Wang Ping'an saw that they were leaving, and hurriedly said: "Everyone, stay here, Imperial Doctor Tao's illness seems to be better now, but there will be future troubles, I will prescribe another prescription for him, go back to decoction and serve, but I can ensure that he is worry-free and will not fall into the root of the disease!" ”
The imperial doctors had the heart to throw their sleeves and didn't want his prescription, but Tao Dongsheng said: "Thank you for the kindness of Prince Wang, what prescription do you want to prescribe?" ”
Wang Ping'an ordered someone to take a pen and paper, wrote a prescription, and said: "This prescription is called Rejuvenation and Blood Soup, which is facing the illness of Imperial Doctor Tao at this time, this prescription has a strong medicinal effect, and it will have blood in the stool after taking it, so just one dose, after the blood in the stool, take some drugs that usually nourish qi and blood, and slowly recuperate, so as to ensure that the root of the disease will not be lost." ”
Tao Dongsheng took the prescription and thanked him repeatedly, wanting to say a few more words to Wang Ping'an, but the imperial doctors pulled him, fled from the hall in embarrassment, called those big men, and quickly ran out of the Inspiration Temple, and disappeared in a blink of an eye!
They ran them, and the people had nothing to say except laughter! Someone shouted at Wang Ping'an: "Wang Gongzi, what is your name, but you are called Wang Wuxi?" ”
Wang Ping'an arched his hand, saluted the people, and said: "Under Wang Ping'an, no disease is the word!" ”
Zhao Bi and Lu Xiuzhi watched the excitement from the sidelines, and they never found a chance to perform, but now they were energetic, and shouted: "The word "no disease, but the word given by the emperor today is the word given by the emperor!" ”
What the? The words of the imperial gift, the people will be skeptical, and they dare not believe that it is true!
Ouyang Li saw that Wang Ping'an had no intention of objecting, he stood up and said loudly: "My master has excellent medical skills, and no one can match him in the world, so the emperor gave the word "no disease", which means ......."
He paused, and when he saw that he had attracted the attention of all the people, he said proudly: "It means that as long as my master makes a move, the people in the world will no longer get sick!" ”
"Okay, this table is good, the emperor is wise, long live the emperor!" The people cried out in joy.
Another common man took the lead and shouted: "Wang Gongzi's medical skills are excellent, Chang'an is the first, no one can match!" ”
"Wang Gongzi's medical skills are the first in Chang'an!" The people shouted, clapped their hands, and praised in unison!
After this battle, Wang Ping'an's fame finally appeared in Chang'an, and he defeated the Imperial Medical Department, which is also a great miracle in any case! The Tai Yi Department is a high-ranking existence, the representative of the highest medical skills in the entire Tang Dynasty, Wang Ping'an won a big victory when he raised his hand, and today's events can be made into songs, written into poems, and spread among the people of the Tang Dynasty!
One of them proclaimed: "Wrong love! "But in my heart, I'm still very happy. Wang Ping'an came to Chang'an, and the encounter was not very smooth, and he was summoned to the capital by the crown prince Li Zhi for thousands of miles, but after only seeing one time, Li Zhi no longer answered him. Although Wang Ping'an comforted himself countless times, it was a fact that he touched the ashes of his nose, and it was useless to comfort himself.
Why doesn't Li Zhi take him seriously, it's not because he is not famous enough, the more famous people are, the more they are valued, the more they are noticed, and the more they are concerned, the more famous they are. The word fame and fortune is famous first, and then beneficial, this order cannot be mistaken!
Not only did the people praise them, but even the minds of Zhao Bi and Lu Xiuzhi were activated. The two discussed it and decided to hold a grand poetry meeting for today's events, and invited talents from Beijing. This poetry meeting will be presided over by the two of them, of course, in order to be the host and be in the limelight, all the expenses of the poetry and literature meeting will be covered by the two of them!
The poetry meeting will be held in the Furong Garden, when not only everyone will write poetry reviews together, but also call the most famous song and dance in Chang'an, sing and dance during the banquet, in order to wish the talents Yaxing!