Chapter 17 The big braids are so heavy
"Abukaheh, am I useless......"
Dirty and frustrated, negative emotions are surging. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info waited for Wo Xuan to leave before he spoke, squatting down to clean up the fragments of the clay pot as he spoke.
"This is called thermal expansion and cold contraction." Yu Gen smiled. Compared with the second middle school in later generations, the dirtiness is already much stronger, not to mention that the family is still the second generation of officials with a prominent background. Actually trained because of a clay pot? Can you endure it after being trained?
It didn't take long for Wo Xuan to come back with a larger clay pot. Filthy carefully poured water and continued to burn the fire. Abukaheh explained that clay pots expand when exposed to heat and shrink when cold. Local sudden cooling and sudden heating, and the degree of expansion is different from the surrounding area, which will lead to fracture. Therefore, the clay pot should be evenly heated and cold.
It turns out that the power of expansion is so great! No wonder the hands and feet are cold, they will swell, hurt and itchy, but fortunately it is not a sudden cold and heat......
It turns out that everything makes sense. It turned out that Abukakhh knew everything. Wo Xuan probably didn't know any of this, but he had gained experience from his labor—well, wait for the clay pot to cool before filling it.
After the third jar of water boiled, Yu Gen felt that he could wash his hair first. Well, it turns out that Abukakhh doesn't solve all problems either - what about shampoos? It's okay to give a bar of soap!
It's okay to eat Northeast stew every day, and it's okay to find a corner where no one is to defecate and urinate, and you will die if you give some toiletries......
Okay, okay, brother is a human being, not a god, if he is a human being, he will have emotions - mental health is very important!
"How do you wash your hair?" Yu Gen's heart is strong, and his emotions recover quickly. There had always been oil in her hair, but today it was clean.
"I asked Ah Yu to help wash it." Wo Xuan blushed.
Well, the kid was distracted—really to make Abukaheh more comfortable. The little face was red because the little secret had been discovered by Abukaheh......
Before Gen could say anything more, Wo Xuan shouted and ran out. Didn't you go to Ah Yu to ask for soap? This Ah Yu, well, Wendy Han is really omnipotent.
didn't think about it, and came back with a large bundle of dry grass.
The withered grass was thrown into the fire pit. Fortunately, the ventilation effect of the Chase shop is good, and the house is not full of smoke.
But what does this have to do with washing your hair?
The next thing surprised Yu Gen even more. After the dead grass was burned, Wo Hui put the ashes of the grass and wood into a wooden basin, poured warm water and stirred it. Then he scooped out the filth on the surface, and then proudly asked Yu Gen to wash his hair.
Well, the plant ash solution - potassium carbonate? Thanks to life, Yu Gen has seen mountain people scatter plant ash into the fields, which is said to be a very good potash fertilizer. It turns out that it also has the effect of washing oil and decontamination?
Wash it with a plant ash solution and rinse it with water. Well, yes, yes, the wisdom of the working people is endless.
It's a little dry, it's not so flowy anymore - well, where can the hairy inch flow......
"Wolver! Oh, you just washed. Dirty? Oh, forget it, your hair is too long! Yu Gen laughed, "Go and call Su Duli and them!" ”
The nine little shamans came immediately, and Su Duli was still holding the precious rod scale in his hand, and he probably never left his hand. At the behest of Wo Xuan, nine bundles of dead grass turned into ashes, and a large amount of solution was poured directly into the bath bucket.
The tub was too high for the little shamans to reach. At this time, Dirty took advantage of his height and strength, hugged the little shaman, and rushed down with his big head and immersed himself in the water. The little shamans hurriedly rubbed their hands together. Not to mention, the process of cleaning is laughing, and the effect is quite good.
Little shamans may have never played like this before, right? It's only been two days, and I'm already a little kid - just laughing and laughing. I could hear them arguing just now through the cellar.
Fenzima's upbringing of the little shaman is probably limited to eating well, and clothing is secondary. It's not that Fenzima abused them, but her own son Suduli was treated the same, and the last time he washed his hair was in the summer.
My hair was washed, but it was still a mess. Yu Gen is a person who pursues perfection, "Wo Xuan, are there scissors?" ”
The word "scissors" is unfamiliar. Yu Gen struggled to compare, and Wo Xuan finally nodded and ran out. It didn't take long for me to come back with a pair of scissors - it should be scissors, right? The two blades are right, but short, with two wooden handles underneath. In short, iron is used sparingly, and the style is better than pliers than scissors.
Then, Wo Xuan took the lead, and Yu Gen personally started and cut a hairy inch. Well, the scissors are so blunt, they are almost as good as a dog - Bah, you're a dog......
Then it's show time for Wo Xuan. Su Du Li, nine little shamans walked past Wo Xuan's men in turn, not to mention, the technology became more and more proficient. Well, the first one is also slightly stronger than the Yugen. Although it is the first time for everyone to cut someone's hair.
Wo Xuan was still unfinished, holding scissors and looking at the filth, smiling maliciously. Su Duli and the little shaman also looked at the filth together.
Dirty panicked, holding his braids and retreating, "I won't cut it!" My braids have been kept since I was a child, and I use them as pillows when camping......"
Where did Wo Xuan tolerate the filth and rampant, and shouted, "Up! ”
Su Duli and the little shamans rushed forward. Although he is strong, he is also invincible with two fists and twenty hands, can he really beat him to death?
The filth was pressed down on the Chase bunk. Wo Xuan stepped forward with a wicked smile, the scissors twisted vigorously, and the big braid finally hit the ground. Then divide five by two, and the filth will be exactly the same as everyone else, if not shorter.
Well, the big "Ben" is still bright and eye-catching. It won't take long to think that it will really be exactly the same as everyone else.
Touching his scalp with a sad face, he put his head into the bathtub and rubbed it twice, and it felt different—it turned out that the big braids were so heavy? The head is much easier. It looks like something else has been cut off along with it......
With children, the mood is always good. The price is not without it, the water in the tub seems to be able to take a bath again, it is too strong. Well, I finally washed my hair today, and it was much more comfortable......
Su Duli and they were gone, snoring lightly, and Wo Xuan was arching again. Yu Gen gently covered Wo Xuan with a fur.
Regarding the identity of the dirty man, although Yu Gen had some guesses, he never asked. Except that day on the top of the mountain, anxious to understand the current era, once wanted to ask.
If you want to say it yourself, you will say it sooner or later. If you don't want to say it but force him to say it, it won't be interesting.
Wen Dihan finished talking about the hereditary festival envoy of the Yan Ministry, and now it should be the third or fourth generation. Filthy must be the son of a noble man of the Wanyan Division, and it may even be the son of the current festival envoy - but why has no one been looking for him after six days? Brother also deliberately let go back......
Unfortunately, Yu Gen didn't know about Bayimen, nor did he know about Ugunai. The name of the Jurchens, Yu Gen only remembered Wanyan Aguta and his younger brother Wanyan Wu begging, and then a few generals of the Song Dynasty such as Wanyan Zonghan and Wanyan Zongwang. If you want to say that the most familiar one, it is still the golden vulture, which comes from the commentary "The Biography of Yue Fei".
Well, there is also a Hailing King Wanyan Liang, from "Jin Hailing Indulges in Death" in three words. That's all after the founding of Dajin for many years - you have to read more books when you cross over!
Regarding the era of the Great Liao, Yu Gen does not remember any of them, only that the Khitan people founded the country earlier than the Great Song Dynasty.
Regarding the era of the Northern Song Dynasty, Yu Gen remembers three. The first was in 960 A.D., when Zhao Kuangyin defeated 400 military states with an iron rod. The second is that in 1004 AD, Song Liao signed the "Lanyuan Alliance" to obtain peace between the two Jiazi. The third is in 1127 A.D., the "shame of Jingkang" Jin Ou is missing.
It is said that the second emperor of Huiqin is covered with dust, and the city of the five countries sits in a well and watches the sky. It should be this Ministry of the Five Nations, right? Uh, it's too much of a resemblance, living in the cellar. Brother co-author, this is the second emperor to fight the front station......
When Empress Dowager Xiao was the first regent, Song Taizong thought that the political situation in Daliao was unstable, and decided to attack Liao on a large scale and recapture the sixteen states of Yanyun. As a result, he was defeated and lost. The general Yang Ye was captured and died of hunger strike, and the achievement of the big sword made Gong Yang Jiye. The general Pan Mei was hacked into Pan Renmei and carried a thousand years of black cauldron.
At the time of the "Tanyuan Alliance", the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty had been replaced by Song Zhenzong, the son of Song Taizong, and the Empress Dowager Xiao of the Great Liao had also been in charge for many years - the mother-in-law was not an old lady - and the emperor had already grown up at that time. A few years later, Empress Dowager Xiao died and returned to Emperor Zheng'er. It is estimated that the emperor still has more than 20 years to do. Thirty years add up.
Emperor Sun Tzu can't just make a fuss as soon as he comes to power, it will take three or five years to loot it. Loot a three-five-year canonization and pull out the second door. After the canonization, it will cease for another three or five years. It adds up to maybe a dozen years.
In other words, from the "Abyss Alliance" to the death of Ba Yimen, is it more than 40 years?
Ba Yimen is the grandfather of Deton, the great-grandfather of the three Wendiham brothers, twenty years is considered a generation, and it is still more than sixty years?
In other words, from the "Abyss Alliance" to the present, is it considered a hundred years ago?
The "Abyss Alliance" was in 1004 AD. So now is it 1104 A.D. onwards?
At the time of "Jingkang's Shame", Wanyan Aguda had already hung up, and the Song Dynasty was bought by Wanyan Wu. Of course, Dajin had destroyed Da Liao before, and vaguely remembered that it took twelve or three years to destroy Liao. After the destruction of Liao, before the war of the Song Dynasty, as an ally in wartime, how could it be a year or two.
Then, extrapolating from 1127 A.D., Wanyan Agu raised an army against Liao, at least before 1114 A.D.
In other words, it is now in the range of 1104 to 1114 A.D. - Brother is really a genius, admire and admire......
In other words, it has now entered the era of Aguta!
In other words, Aguta is unifying the Jurchens? Daikin is about to be established? Has the wheel of history begun to accelerate?
In other words, the battle six days ago, in history, it is likely that the Wanyan Ministry pacified Bunnuri and subdued the Huli Gairen?
didn't think about it, my brother was born out of nowhere, and casually intervened - this is changing history? The original Huli Gairen should have been completely integrated into the Jurchens, right?
Uh, Filthy can't be the son of Wanyan Aguta, right?
Uh, my brother cut the braid of "leaving hair without hair"?
Uh, brother really didn't mean to, brother just didn't stop it......
So, where will my brother go from here? Will this world evolve like history?
In memory, the prosperous and tragic Great Song Dynasty was broken by the "shame of Jingkang". The Chinese civilization, which has suffered many disasters and hardships but is tenacious and tenacious, has also undergone a major turning point because of the "shame of Jingkang".
Well, most of the so-called feudal dross in later generations actually originated in the Southern Song Dynasty.
The death of the second emperor of Huiqin was not a pity, but it made the nation lose its self-confidence, and the country entered a strategic defensive position from then on.
The princess and the emperor sank into the north, which made the man lose his self-confidence. The woman was locked into the house and wrapped up a three-inch golden lotus......
Confucianism was castrated, the thinking and creativity of the Chinese people were imprisoned, and the vitality of ancient science and technology weakened......