I and the dead fat man are more scared of the female dwarves, but the dead fat man has a good popularity, and finally won the hearts of the male dwarves. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Info Yatato stood behind me triumphantly. I sighed, although this girl is also a girl, but the external conditions are too poor, and I feel that I underestimate her when I treat her as a grandfather.

The maximum fuel range of the Boeing 727 regional airliner is more than 4,600 kilometers, which is just enough for us to travel north from Hyderabad to New Delhi and then turn around to Xinzheng, Henan. This trip to Henan, because of the reception of the ground brothers, so there is no risk at all, and the brothers at the base of the Xinzheng terminal even boiled hot foot washing water for us.

After getting off the plane, the person who greeted us was Huang Xiaojun, who greeted us very warmly to the main building to rest, and said as he walked: "Oh, Lao Hua, Team Yang, it's great that you are here, we are worried, Cousin Da Leizi and Qianli Yuqi have already sent us two telegrams, asking if the headquarters has sent someone to come." ”

I touched my bald head: "Why do you have to send someone from headquarters?" Is there a hassle over there in Shaolin Temple? Huang Xiaojun sighed and said: "Shaolin Temple is known as the first temple in the world, with thousands of monks, countless classics in the temple, and even a special collection of classics has been built. After Cousin Da Leizi and Qianli Yuqi got the matter of finding the ancient Sanskrit translation, they immediately thought that they could find ...... in the Shaolin Temple."

We couldn't help but perk up when we heard this: "What? Can you find an ancient Sanskrit translation here? Huang Xiaojun nodded: "Yes, many ancient scriptures are written in ancient Sanskrit, and many monks in Shaolin Temple can directly recite them...... Of course, many people can memorize the meaning of the specific scriptures, but also have a special old master to explain, after all, the Buddhist classics from the ancient Tianzhu have passed a lot, from the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the domestic monks of the past dynasties have been constantly supplemented and improved, so many scriptures, even the monks in the Shaolin Temple, it is difficult to do every scripture has been seen. Therefore, the monks in the temple also have a division of labor, and the monks who specialize in the study of ancient Sanskrit also have a relatively high status in the temple. ”

I was dizzy, and I looked at the dead fat man and the others, and then I realized that we had made a very low-level mistake. We took it for granted that ancient Sanskrit translations were only available in India, but we didn't expect that Buddhism had died out in India, and that the most prosperous country for Buddhism was our homeland, China.

But anyway, things are getting more and more eyebrow-raising, and I quickly asked, "Then how can Yuqi and the two of them be trapped?" Huang Xiaojun sighed and said: "Actually, it's not like being trapped, after the outbreak of the virus, many monks of Shaolin Temple have also become zombies. ”

We almost laughed when we heard it, and when we saw Huang Xiaojun's unhurried look, we knew that Cousin Da Leizi and their situation was not so critical, so we simply listened patiently to Huang Xiaojun's introduction: "Our big boss and Cousin Da Leizi went to Shaolin Temple with more than a dozen armored personnel carriers, and in Dengfeng City under Shaomu Mountain, they encountered bald dumplings with sticks in their hands, and at first they thought they were zombie kings, but they found out that they were not, and they could be killed with heavy machine guns." But those bald dumplings are really good, and Cousin Da Leizi doesn't dare to get out of the car casually. They said they were driving along the road to the Shaolin Temple, but they encountered a super water monster on the way, and now they are struggling with the water monster, and they want us to mobilize heavy artillery to help early tomorrow morning. ”

As soon as I heard it, it turned out to be like this, the northern zongzi were afraid of the sun and did not dare to come out during the day, and at night it was basically the world of the zongzi. Don't do the night attack on zongzi, it's basically looking for death. The northern zongzi have a strong destructive power, and if you compare the strength alone, it seems that every zongzi here is only stronger than the zombie king in the south. Fortunately, we haven't heard of a zombie king anywhere in the north, and if a zombie king comes out of the northern zongzi, the ghost knows how amazing his destructive power is.

After entering the building, I immediately asked Jian Tianhan to send a report to Qianli Yuqi and them, asking them what they lacked, and if they wanted to rush over to help now. Cousin Da Leizi and they soon sent back a telegram to the effect that they could deal with it, and that it was too dangerous to move at night, so it would be better to talk about it early tomorrow morning. The telegram instructed Huang Xiaojun to treat us people well and not to slack off.

Since we can handle it over there, we are not in a hurry, Huang Xiaojun arranged a delicious diet for us. At this time, the base of Xinzheng Terminal is no longer the original small shelter for 100 people, and the whole base is full of people coming and going, bustling and lively.

Each of us is holding a big bowl of shredded meat and rolling noodles by hand, and it is comfortable to eat in our mouths, and the dead fat man has not forgotten the audit work while eating, so he asked: "Xiao Huang, you are developing very quickly here, hurry up and introduce us to the situation in Henan." ”

Huang Xiaojun nodded, and said with a smile: "After you left, our side will be busy, and together with the brothers at the Xinxiang Luwang Mausoleum Base, we have carried countless weapons and ammunition. Once you have these weapons, you will immediately go on the defensive and start looking for survivors. Da Leizi's cousin and Qianli Yuqi did a division of labor, and they took Zhengzhou as the boundary, and the area north of Zhengzhou belonged to Qianli Yuqi to take people to rescue; The place south of Zhengzhou belongs to our Xinzheng terminal base to rescue. Captain Chen Tingyao ran on both sides and trained helicopter pilots for us, and after having a helicopter, the action was faster. Now almost the whole of Henan has been searched by us, and we have found more than 10,300 survivors. Not only us, but the Luwang Mausoleum is also overcrowded, and even the tomb of Concubine Cao is full of people. In addition, Pingdingshan City, Zhoukou City, Zhumadian City, Nanyang City, Xinyang City, and Shangqiu City all have our armed bases. Qianli Yuqi has also collected all the areas that can be collected, Jiaozuo City, Anyang City, and Hebi City have successively established branch bases, and Qianli Yuqi even took people all the way to Handan City, Hebei Province, and also established a base there. In the end, Huang Xiaojun said with a smile: "At the beginning, we thought that it would not have to take much effort to win the entire Henan Province, how do we know that this thing is like a snowball, the more people roll, the faster the speed, and now in the entire territory of Henan, only Luoyang City and Sanmenxia City have not been there." ”

I looked at the map and said with a smile: "I understand, our headquarters wants you to find an ancient Sanskrit translator, and your side is also about to open up the last two strongholds in the western part of Henan Province, so Cousin Da Leizi and Qianli Yuqi are together and plan to take the entire Henan Province, isn't it?" ”

Huang Xiaojun smiled: "It's Brother Hua in the end, it's accurate to guess." "Yadato and Rakari both ate noodles for the first time, and they didn't know how to use them while holding two chopsticks, but the flour in Henan was of good quality, full of strength, and more elastic, so they dumped their noodles and soup.

Everyone slept well this night, except for me, without the warm quilt of Yamantha, it felt cold, and the stupid fork was not around, and no one gagged, and it was even more boring, and I fell asleep in a daze. Wake up early the next morning, calculate the day, it is already the twenty-eighth day of the lunar month, tomorrow day, the day after tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve. Su Wan sent a telegram early in the morning, urging us to rush back as soon as possible, saying that the headquarters was almost ready, and even the new clothes for the New Year were prepared for us.

The dead fat man pinched the telegram and taught me: "Look at how virtuous your daughter-in-law is, you kid is not satisfied, you are outside every day, you are messing with flowers and grass outside, and you can just raise a junior secretly outside, and you will also bring home a dwarf girl, see how the ninth brother will clean you up when the time comes." ”

I was shocked when I heard this, and I was all overwhelmed, thinking that this time I went back to the headquarters, most of them were going to peel off a layer of my skin, even if I could explain the matter of Yamansha clearly, I am afraid that Sun Yu's matter would be difficult to explain. My psychology is up and down, and I don't have the heart to direct the action, so it's up to the dead fat man to arrange it.

The dead fat man was very atmospheric, and he dispatched ten armored vehicles, three heavy mountain guns, and two Type 99 tanks, and almost drove the missile vehicles over. We people showed off their might, and drove in the direction of Dengfeng City. The two dwarven warriors were very happy when they saw anything, and Comrade Rakali was especially fond of the heavy mountain cannons, and gave me countless gestures, begging me to allow him to fire a cannon to enjoy himself.

It is not far from the Xinzheng base to Dengfeng City, less than 100 kilometers. The cars, trucks and other roadblocks along the road have long been towed away by Cousin Da Leizi. Our convoy traveled unimpeded all the way and soon came to Dengfeng City. At this time, the sun was shining, the zongzi were hiding, and the entire Dengfeng City was quiet.

When our convoy was about to enter Dengfeng City, the lookout suddenly said: "Old flower, you see, someone is waving to us in front." "We quickly stopped the convoy, looked through the binoculars, and sure enough, we saw someone waving at us from the roof of a building. That person was standing in the sun, and he was supposed to be a good person.

I thought I had met Qianli Yuqi and them, so I quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and asked, "Yuqi, Da Leizi, I'm ******, can you hear me?" Before I finished speaking, my stupid apprentice Qianli Yuqi shouted: "Master! Are you going to pull? Hehe, you want to kill me......" I was stunned with the walkie-talkie, thinking that if I heard this sentence for Brother Jiu, I am afraid I would have to explain it.

The dead fat man saw that I was absent-minded, snatched my walkie-talkie, and said, "Yes, it's us, where are you now?" Can you see us? Qianli Yuqi stayed there for a while, and said in amazement: "I didn't see you...... Where are you now? ”

The dead fat man said: "We are now at the edge of Dengfeng City, and someone in front of us is standing on the roof of the building and waving to us." Qianli Yuqi laughed on the walkie-talkie and said, "What you see should be Bao Zuojun's refuge, right?" We also saw them when we arrived in Dengfeng yesterday. There were less than 100 of them there, so I left them some weapons and said that when I came back from the Shaolin Temple, I would go to pick them up and return to the base of King Lu's tomb for reorganization. ”

Oh, I see. We commanded the convoy to drive over, and the middle-aged man who greeted us had already run down from the upper floor, and he stood on the balcony on the second floor and waved at us: "Is it the brother of the Luwang Mausoleum base?" The dead fat man stuck out his head and laughed: "Almost...... Brother, what's your name? How's it going for you here? Can you still hold on? ”

The man wiped his sweat and said with a wry smile: "My name is Bao Zuojun, and we have more than sixty survivors here. Yesterday, Cousin Da Leizi left us some weapons, and we can still hold on. When I heard this, I jumped out of the armored car, looked up, and saw that Bao Zuojun's mouth was full of big blisters, and the fire was big enough. When I saw us, I was as happy as seeing my loved ones. I nodded and said, "Boss Bao, don't worry, we have urgent business to do when we go to Shaolin Temple, and we can't take you with us...... In this way, I will leave you two armored vehicles, and you can gather the brothers in the base first and send everyone to Xinzheng. ”

Unexpectedly, Bao Zuojun shook his head several times and said: "No, we should have other survivors here, these days, because there are no weapons, I only found these people in the city, and there are survivors in the nearby villages, if I take everyone away, who will save those survivors in the countryside." In this case, you give me two armored vehicles, and I will take people to rescue the survivors. ”

I was happy when I heard it, thinking that this Bao Zuojun is a bit interesting, the situation is in crisis to this extent, and it is not easy for him to think about the villagers around him. I weighed it and said to him, "Well, I'll give you three armored vehicles, as well as a full set of weapons and ammunition, can you rescue all the survivors in the nearby villages?" ”

Bao Zuojun nodded and said, "I will definitely go all out." "I immediately transferred the three armored cars at the back of the convoy to Bao Zuojun, and after asking them where they were going, I led the rest of the convoy to continue to move towards the Shaolin Temple.

The dead fat man was next to me, holding a cigarette: "Lao Hua, this Bao Zuojun is a bit interesting, hehe, I like it, you help me pay attention to it, and after the New Year, transfer him to my subordinate to help." I reached out and pinched his fat face, and my hands were full of oil: "Do you still want to have a face?" Bao Zuojun is it okay for me to see it first, why did you stay? The dead fat man didn't admit it: "What did you see first?" I was the one who stuck my head out of the car first! I thought about it too, and retracted my hand in mockery.

Less than nine o'clock, our convoy finally saw their convoy from afar. Good guy, I thought our Captain Yang would be able to hold a big bowl, but I didn't expect my stupid apprentice to be more generous than him, and he actually brought dozens of armored personnel carriers, a large piece of black pressure, and placed a long column on the dam.

As soon as we got out of the car, Cousin Da Leizi and Qianli Yuqi greeted us early, and everyone had finished meeting, so I pointed to the reservoir in front of me and said, "This is the big lake you are talking about?" Qianli Yuqi nodded, and said solemnly: "Yes, master, you don't know, there is ...... in this lake."

Before she could finish speaking, I went up and gave her a popped chestnut and shouted, "What big lake and small lake?" It's just a man-made reservoir! Qianli Yuqi didn't know the difference between the reservoir and the big lake, in her opinion, it was just a puddle of water.

However, my stupid apprentice immediately saw the dwarven warriors we brought, and was immediately dumbfounded: "Master...... Where did you get these two Tuxing Suns? I quickly pulled her by the hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, what kind of earth grandsons are afraid of keeping grandchildren, these two cave dwarf warriors I invited to help." He turned around and gestured to Rakari and asked him to throw a grenade and show them.

He nodded, silently took out a grenade, and after pulling off the tab, he threw the grenade out without counting one, two, three. This guy is the most outstanding dwarven warrior, and this grenade is thrown even farther than Chief Tyxon. The reservoir passed through the morning sun, filled with this layer of water vapor, the grenade was thrown out by the boiling Kali more than a mile away, ordinary fell into the water, and then there was a loud "bump", a column of water rose to the sky, raised high, and it took a long time to fall down one after another, falling into the lake.

I was proud, I wanted to see my apprentice's stunned appearance, but I didn't expect the little girl's expression to change immediately, and she shouted: "Not good! Everyone, prepare! I was stunned and asked, "What's wrong?" Isn't it far enough to throw it this time? ”

Cousin Da Leizi smiled bitterly and said, "Far enough...... But we've been guarding here, because we found a big water monster here yesterday, and we haven't dared to alarm it, and if this grenade blows up, I'm afraid that guy will rush out soon. ”

The dead fat man shouted: "Uncle Cao, come out, come out, there are so many of us, what kind of water monster are you afraid of?" Come on, give me the heavy mountain cannon, let's ****** it. I frowned and said, "This small reservoir is not big, it is less than a thousand meters long from east to west, and more than 200 meters wide from north to south. "Mountain artillery, also known as howitzer, is a kind of field artillery with a short barrel and a curved trajectory, which is suitable for striking hidden targets and ground targets. Although the heavy mountain artillery is a short-range weapon, a better mountain artillery can completely hit a target 40 kilometers away, and now that we are standing on the dam of this reservoir, the heavy mountain artillery cannot exert its due power at all.

Ay...... Following the dead fat man and my stupid apprentice, I am used to seeing such oolong balls, so I hurriedly shouted: "Everyone, be in good spirits, set up heavy machine guns and machine guns, and be ready to attack targets at any time." "The domestically produced armored personnel carriers are equipped with domestically produced machine guns, and their power is also very amazing, and they can cut people in two at once.

We were making a fuss about getting ready, and as far as the eye could see in the reservoir, there was a sudden surge of dark waves and a splash of water, and I saw that this guy was hiding under our noses......

……………… (To be continued.) )