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Tang Lin sat in front of the stove while roasting pig's trotters while fantasizing about the female mayor, the female mayor was tossing and turning at the moment and couldn't sleep, although Tang Lin had only been back for a few days, but she was now very unaccustomed to driving to and from work alone, going home alone, cooking and sleeping alone.

It's annoying, it's annoying.

This is the third time tonight that she has taken out toys to solve the double emptiness and loneliness of body and mind, she hates herself very much, and she sometimes even wonders if she will no longer be interested in men after using too many toys......

The sound of the toy vibrating became more and more harsh, but her body became more and more excited, just when she was about to rush to the high-end for the third time, the private mobile phone at the bedside suddenly vibrate, she was startled, and all the interest and the ** of the embankment immediately disappeared and became invisible.

She gasped heavily, and threw the toy she had been carefully keeping into the trash, then got up, picked up the wet wipes she had prepared earlier, wiped it, and drank a glass of boiled water.

Then she took out her mobile phone to check the text message, at this time, there are very few people who can send her a message on her private mobile phone, and she can almost be sure that the person who instantly got rid of her surname must be Tang Lin, the guy who doesn't understand the most amorous feelings.

Because he has been gone for a day, this guy hasn't even called to report his safety.

She thought it was just a notification text message, saying where it was, but what she received was an MMS message, and the screen showed a guy wearing special operations camouflage, covered in dirt and blood, sitting in front of the stove with a mouth full of oil, gnawing on pig's trotters, how obscene and obscene, how ugly and ugly!

She replied without hesitation with two words: disgusting!

But after returning to himself, he immediately turned out the photo and looked at it again, and there was an inexplicable warmth in his heart, obviously Tang Lin This guy followed the old man into the village for nine cold days, covered in stains and blood, dirty to death, right? Could it be that this guy went to someone's hometown and killed the pig directly with a knife?

It's so dehumanizing!

The old man doesn't care? Just let him go crazy?

"I'm sleeping, don't disturb me!" She then replied with a cold text message.

Tang Lin was very obedient, and the female mayor said don't bother her, so he really didn't reply, but the female mayor was hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, leaning on the bedside with her mobile phone and waiting.

I was so angry in my heart, she was playing well by herself, and she could rush up with three or five seconds left, and then, it was all over three times, her body was tired, and people were tired, enough to fall asleep.

She herself is also very strange about the increase in the number of times she has used toys recently, before, she used to use it once in a few days and half a month, which was very comfortable and exciting. But since ...... Ever since it was taken from behind by Tang Lin's big guy...... She, she suddenly felt that the fun of toys was a lot less, but, but her ** was increasing, and she couldn't help but ...... every time in the dead of night, and sometimes she had to come once when she looked at Wen Jiàn......

So she gritted her teeth and replied to the third text message: Are you dead!

Tang Lin was holding his mobile phone and was depressed, and he was anxious to share the happy moment with the female mayor, but there were two replies, one was, disgusting, and the other was that I slept, don't disturb.

What does this mean?

Subconsciously look at the time, at 10:40 p.m., at this time, are the female mayors usually asleep? He had no experience in that area, as he had never sent her a private text so late.

While he was thinking about it, the third text message arrived, and he seemed to be even more angry, asking if he was dead? He's not dead, dead people can text?

Could it be that she is a knife-mouthed tofu heart? Actually, I want to talk to myself, okay, fight, try again. So he wiped his oily hands on the towel around his neck, and replied: Today I killed a pig, the first time in my life.

The female mayor finally looked forward to the pig's reply, otherwise she was really afraid that she couldn't help but break her phone, but, what kind of reply is this? Wouldn't you be gentle and caring? Ask if you slept or not, whether it was cold or not, whether you were tired or something? Moreover, and this guy clearly knows that he is coming to that soon, either today or tomorrow, and the woman is naturally in a bad mood when she comes to that, since she knows it, why not comfort her?

Today I killed a pig, for the first time in my life.

The female mayor took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and spent a long time, but in the end she didn't reply, so she simply threw her phone on the bed, closed her eyes and forced herself to sleep.

1 minute later, Tang Lin's text message came again: You ...... Are you in a bad mood? The old man was drinking and singing, and I was stopped alive and dead, and I was afraid that the whole village would not sleep well.

But there is no news from the female mayor, Tang Lin is very strange, this woman has a needle in her heart, and there is really no pattern at all. But if you are a man, you have to take the initiative.

"I can't speak, I can't coax people, if you can't sleep, I'll call you?"

The female mayor heard the text message tone, but she didn't want to look at it at all, but she couldn't help but be curious, she forced herself to take the phone and convince herself to see how impersonal and strange this guy was.

But when I looked at it, there was an instant warm current in my heart, alas, I finally got on the point. But a woman's instinct made her immediately reply with two words: don't!

However, Tang Lin's phone was immediately dialed, she gambled that she didn't answer the first time, the second time, and it was not answered until the 7th time, and her tone was still cold, "Can't you understand Chinese?" I said no! ”

Tang Lin on the other side of the phone smiled in a low voice, "Hehe, I understand this, the woman said she didn't want it, hehe"

One sentence choked the female mayor speechless, "You...... Where did you hear the crooked truth! ”

Tang Lin was a little embarrassed, "I watched a movie when I was in college, and the woman there shouted Don't Don't actually want to hurry up...... Feed...... Feed...... Are you angry again? I...... I'm telling the truth...... Hey......"

But the female mayor had already hung up the phone and turned it off!

Quite a lifetime will never answer this hateful guy's phone again, I don't know how tender and sweet I call at night, I actually tell her yellow 0 color jokes, what should he do? Toll operator?

However, after such a toss, her originally lonely and tense nerves immediately relaxed, and she quickly fell asleep with her head next to the pillow, and had a very strange and joyful dream.

Tang Lin of the small mountain village in the dream was chasing a fat and big fat pig with a rusty pig-killing knife, but he couldn't catch up, he couldn't catch up, and the old man behind him jumped to his feet angrily and scolded him with a horsewhip.

It's too enjoyable, it's too angry, it's too hateful, and it's still the old man's domineering Hengsheng.

……

Tang Lin hung up the phone depressedly, but a drunken voice suddenly came from behind him, "Boy, which girl's baby is the scourge?" ”

He was so frightened that it turned out to be an old man, didn't the old man drink on the hot kang in the house? Why did you run out all of a sudden?

He quickly subconsciously hid his mobile phone and stood up, "Ahem...... Old man, what are you doing here? Do you want to be convenient? I'll take you to ......"

The old man raised his hand and snapped a chestnut to him, "Lao Tzu has come back with water, and you only saw the fuck?" The soul has been taken away by someone's girl! Say, which one is it, otherwise Lao Tzu will let you go outside to stand in a military posture! ”

Tang Lin saw that the old man was really a little anxious with the strength of the wine, and immediately smiled, "It's Vice Mayor Huang, let me report on my work, do you know how much risk I took to come out with you alone?" You're still not nicer to me? Who in this world would dare to give you out alone but me? You pat your conscience! ”

When the old man heard this, he was stunned, and he didn't mind that this kid was not big or small, "Good boy, dare to talk back, good look, come on, drink with Lao Tzu, you must have a good drink today!" ”