Chapter 1 Eunuch Writer
"Dear author, congratulations on being selected by the Infinite Creation System, and as a reward, you will be possessed by the character you created and travel through infinite space..."
"I'm going! There is still this good thing, great, when will it start? I have created a lot of characters, and the ending is also very good, what emperor, the richest man, the hero... That's fine, I don't pick it."
"I'm sorry dear reader, the system checked that you had the experience of being a eunuch during the creation process, so according to the system rules, you can only possess the eunuch"
"Damn, what kind of broken system is this? How many of you are Internet writers have never been eunuchs? Why do you put it on me?"
"How can I say you're lucky!"
"Pull it down! I don't want this grand prize to be given to whomever I want, so I won't be a eunuch!"
"I'm sorry! The system has been generated, and it can't be changed, but don't be discouraged, as long as you complete the set work according to the steps, and no longer be a eunuch writer, you can still be a man again."
"Isn't this the same as fighting monsters and leveling up? But I know what steps I need to take?"
"The novel is set by yourself, how could you not know the steps?"
"That's right, then you're going to have me possessed by that book?... Hey, hey, customer service lady, why don't you speak?"
"System failure!"
After Tong Xi asked the last question, a few words suddenly popped up in his mind, and then the customer service lady with a sweet voice stopped saying a word.
"Whew!"
Tong Xi, who was asleep, sat up abruptly and opened his eyes.
There was not much left of the moonlight shining through the window, adding a bit of haze to Jingyi's room, and there was a strange smell in the air, which was a bit like the smell of urine when you sniffed it closely.
Sensing that something was wrong, Tong Xi instantly became sober, because he knew that this was definitely not his home, and his home would never have this kind of smell.
Tong Xi, an inaccessible writer mixed in with the largest website in Chinese, likes to compile the cranky things in his head into stories and publish them, but after several years of intermittent work, he has never created any decent works.
Sometimes Tong Xi himself feels that he can't live on other people's websites, such a good resource platform allows you to play, but you can't come up with decent works, don't you feel guilty?
Last night, while tinkering with his mobile phone, he was thinking about the plot of the novel, and he fell asleep in a daze, and then a customer service chick told him those words in a dream.
At first, Tong Xi only thought that he was dreaming, but when he woke up, he realized that he was afraid that he was really caught in the book by that broken system, otherwise how could he appear somewhere else?
It's just that I don't know if I've been thrown into that book, because I can't remember how many eunuch novels I've written.
Thinking of the word eunuch, Tong Xi suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
"Wow..."
I've really become a eunuch...
A good man was really turned into a eunuch just because he wrote a eunuch novel, who can stand this?
Thinking of the sadness, Tong Xi couldn't help but cry loudly.
"Smack!"
Before Tong Xi finished crying, he was slapped heavily on the face, and then he heard someone screaming angrily: "In the middle of the night, what is the ghost called?
As soon as the words fell, countless fists and stinky feet appeared from the darkness and hit Tong Xi with their heads and faces.
"Oh, stop fighting, spare your life..."
Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, and when they heard someone scolding angrily, Tong Xi reacted immediately.
It's just that when he got up, the qi dissipated so easily, and everyone still punched and kicked him.
"You're a calf thing, the protagonist you set yourself is so finished, it seems that you were born to be a eunuch"
In his mind, the sweet voice of the female customer service of the system suddenly appeared in Tong Xi's mind again, it is estimated that the system has been repaired, but although the voice is still good, the tone has taken a 180-degree turn, and it doesn't seem to come from the mouth of a young woman at all.
Hearing this voice, Tong Xi felt like he had grasped a life-saving straw.
"Little aunt, help me! I don't want to be a eunuch, I want to go back..."
"No one can save you, and only by finishing the storyline of this book will you become a man again, and you will be back to your own world."
"Grandma, let me possess me, you have to tell me this is that book, right? Besides, whether it's possession or crossing, you have to let me have some special function or a golden finger or something, right? The protagonist will be beaten when he appears, and I haven't written that in that novel!"
"Oh! I just checked it, in fact, you haven't started writing this book yet, you just started to conceive, it's only because of your eunuch writer experience that you became a eunuch, this belongs to the system loophole, so you can only consider yourself unlucky, but what I can tell you is that you are in the initial stage of creation, that is, you have no special functions, let alone open a golden finger, everything can only be developed by normal ways and means."
"I'm sorry, I still have something to do, so I won't bother you to be beaten, I'm your exclusive customer service squeaky little sister, I'm happy to serve you, there's nothing to help you now, I wish you a happy lean, goodbye!"
"Hey, you can't just leave, you fucking give Lao Tzu back..."
If there is really such a customer service lady as Squeak in reality, Tong Xi promises to beat her until her mother doesn't even know her, what man can't beat a woman, it's because you haven't met such a woman who is so underwhelmed...
The stormy group beating finally stopped, and Tong Xi was immediately pulled by several people and thrown outside, and he was threatened not to speak out again, otherwise he would be killed.
Fortunately, it wasn't cold outside, otherwise someone would have been thrown out in the middle of the night, and if you weren't killed, you would have to freeze to death.
The moonlight was cold, and there was no other sound except for unknown insects singing around them.
Looking around, this is a hollow-shaped courtyard, surrounded by houses, no garden courtyard, it seems very depressed, and there is a moon gate in the southwest corner, which is also closed at this time.
Think about it, how can the environment be too good where a group of eunuchs live?
Enduring the pain in his body, Tong Xi slowly sat down on the steps, and then looked up at the sky.
It didn't matter if he saw this, Tong Xi was suddenly startled, because there was a moon in the sky.
I remember seeing that the website was soliciting essays a few days ago, so according to the requirements of the essay, I was conceiving a story of being willing to be a green leaf in another continent.
But the problem is that the idea has just begun, and it is thrown into the book, isn't it embarrassing?
The biggest gain of this experience as a eunuch writer is that it can make people practice their cheeks very thickly, so Tong Xi quickly adjusted his mentality.
It is useless to think too much, so let's figure out the current situation first.
Although Tong Xi is an unpopular writer, he still has some basic historical knowledge, and he knows very well that no matter what dynasty, the real masters in the palace are not emperors, but those eunuchs who seem to be able to be pinched to death at any time.
So he first wants to be an ideal eunuch, so the first step of this story outline is set as the leader of the eunuchs!
According to Tong Xi's setting, this unformed story does take place in a different continent, where the people are no different from the Han people of the Central Plains on the earth, the difference is that the emperors of this continent are all women, and they are irreplaceable.
The male protagonist of the story will appear in the form of a green leaf, helping the female protagonist to fight the heavens and the earth, and finally dominate the other world or something.
But these are still ideas, and they don't even have an outline of the novel, so now in addition to determining what the situation is outside to the otherworldly continent, Tong Xi has no idea in his heart.
It is said that novels come from life, but in such an unknown world, Tong Xi doesn't know if he is writing novels in the end, or if novels are driving him forward...
Sitting on the steps and thinking about the east and west, before I knew it, the night gradually receded, the sky revealed a trace of fish belly white, and the lights in each room in the courtyard were lit one after another, and then the sound of the door opening sounded, and the sound of chaotic footsteps poured out of each room one after another.
"Hey, why is this slacker up so early today?"
"Xiao Tongzi, I'm doing well today, since I saw you first, it's you, let's go, go with the miscellaneous family to ring the bell and open the palace door"
It was a middle-aged eunuch who spoke, and the lantern in his hand shook in front of Tong Xi's eyes, and then turned around and left.
When you can't change your surroundings, you have to try to change yourself, because no matter where you are, it's the survival of the fittest.
After sitting in the middle of the night, the pain in his body has been reduced a lot, and he has no time to think about it, Tong Xi hurriedly got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, and quickly chased after the middle-aged eunuch...