Li Wencai returned to his hometown alive this time and felt very fond, chatting with a group of classmates and friends, drinking happily until late at night, during which Li Wencai got drunk and said a lot of bad things about General Qin, and was carried back to Li's mansion.

"Qin Liangyu, you stinky girl, Lao Tzu is so handsome, you are so fierce to me, I ...... I'm telling you, one day I'll ...... you Hehe, pressed under him, ravaged hard, so that you can't survive and die. Li Wencai looked at the spinning stars in the sky and said.

"Brother Wencai is home, let's go back first." The two scholars sent Li Wencai to the door of the Li Mansion, and then saw that Liu Yuer had opened the door and walked out, so they said goodbye.

"Let's go, my lord, I've also arrived at the camp, and the general is still waiting for me to have a meeting." Li Wencai couldn't find the north after drinking, and thought that he was a captain in the army, so he waved goodbye to the two.

"The young master is back, why did he drink like this?" Liu Yu'er walked over in a moon-white gauze dress.

Li Wencai was stunned, then knelt on the ground with a solemn face, kowtowed, and said: "General Qin spares his life, the little one was kidnapped by a gang of bandits tonight, and now he has come back, it is really dangerous." ”

"What nonsense are you talking about, hurry up." Liu Yuer thought that Li Wencai was crazy, the general shouted in the middle of the night.

Liu Yu'er came over and was about to help Li Wencai up, but Li Wencai grabbed Liu Yu'er's little hand like a ghost and said: "I know that the general must like me in his heart, but because of his feelings, I'm embarrassed to speak, you see the moon is hanging high tonight, the stars are dotted, the night is beautiful, the villain has long wanted to express his love to the adult, but he has not dared to speak, tonight taking advantage of this beautiful scenery, I want to say to you, I have secretly liked you for a long time." ”

Liu Yuer's face has become quite ugly, looking at Li Wencai's cheap expression now, I really want to slap him, okay, this bastard, he is messing with flowers and grass everywhere, he went to join the army and fell in love with a female general again, his face is too thick, and he actually confessed himself as a female general.

Liu Yu'er was angry, squeezed out a grim smile and said, "Then do you say that I am beautiful, or that wife in your family is beautiful." ”

Li Wencai burst out laughing, then took Liu Yu'er into his arms and kissed him and said: "Of course you are beautiful, how can the yellow-faced woman in my family compare with you, as the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing, let's cheat on such a beautiful night is the coolest thing." ”

"Then hurry up and enter the house, the concubine can't wait." Liu Yuer said delicately.

"Alas, my little darling, tonight I will let you live and not die." Li Wencai was so happy that he staggered and ran towards the house.

"Caifeng, bring a basin of cold water to the young master, I want to make him sober." Liu Yuer helped Li Wencai to walk towards the house, and then asked Caifeng to bring a basin of cold water.

"Childe hurry up and take off your clothes, I'll rub your back for you." Liu Yu'er said with a towel.

"Why don't we have a mandarin duck to play in the water and soak in a milk bath together?" Li Wencai sat on the bed and squinted his eyes and said.

"Do you want to have some excitement?"

"What's exciting, you're still so tricky, hehe, I like it."

"How about I tie you to the bed and make you want to die?"

"It's great to play with bondage, I like this, whipping, wax dripping, electric shocks all over again."

Li Wencai smiled and walked towards the bed, and then Ren Liu Yuer tied her hands and feet to the head of the bed, wearing only a flower pants on her body, Li Wencai squinted his eyes and imagined the beautiful picture for a while, and couldn't help but smile.

With a bang, a basin of cold water was poured on Li Wencai, and Li Wencai screamed like a pig, and his whole body trembled like an electric shock.

"Mother, let you sober up, you bastard look at who I am." Liu Yu'er said with her hands on her hips, holding a leather whip and roaring.

Li Wencai was poured with a basin of cold water, and now he is completely awake, then he blinked his eyes and said with a blank face: "Wife, what are you doing here?" ”

"You still know that I am your wife, don't you only have that female general in your eyes now, haven't you secretly liked people for a long time, you bastard, I will make you lustful to death today." Liu Yuer said, jumped to the bed with the hem of her skirt in her hand, and then whipped her with a leather whip.

In the silence of blackness, the rhythmic sound of leather whips and miserable howls interplay into a moving note

Early the next morning, Li Wencai stood in front of the mirror and straightened his appearance, he was tossed a lot last night, and the whip marks on his body were shocking, so Li Wencai covered up his disguise and put on his white Confucian shirt, and ordinary people could not see that he had been abused by a wicked woman.

After this bloody lesson, Li Wencai had secretly sworn that he would not be able to get drunk casually in the future, even if he was drunk, he would not be able to go home again, and even if he went home, he would not be able to talk anymore.

Li Wencai went back to the academy to learn cultural knowledge, there has been no academy for so long, and his homework has almost forgotten, this is not something Li Wencai is worried about, he went to the academy to meet the May Poetry Club.

When they came to the academy, a group of students were talking together, and on the eve of the war, they were all full of confidence, and when everyone saw Li Wencai coming over, they were happy, so they came around and said: "Brother Wencai, you slept well last night, seeing that your eyes were black, it is estimated that last night's toss was not light?" ”

"This can be seen, ashamed to say, the insiders were still enthusiastic last night, as the saying goes, a long absence is better than a new love, I haven't returned for half a month, and the insiders have long been lonely and unbearable, so I didn't close my eyes all night." Li Wencai smiled and pretended to be relaxed.

"Oh, I really envy us and wait, Brother Wencai is really successful in his career outside, and his wife and concubines are embracing each other, he is really a model for us." The scholars looked envious.

Li Wencai smiled, then touched a handful of sad tears and said: "Don't say it again, it's all tears, what, you bastards, you drank flower wine and played with girls last night, did you give silver?" ”

"Hehe, Brother Wencai, the brothers are waiting for you to come up with an idea, you said that now that the May Poetry Conference is coming, how can we make a move to defeat the smooth county gang?" As soon as the scholars saw that Li Wencai had mentioned the silver again, they hurriedly diverted the topic and began to discuss the matter of the May Poetry Society.

Li Wencai touched his chin and said, "Well, are there any rules for this May poem, such as not swearing, not elbowing, not lifting the crotch or something?" ”

"This is not true, but we are not boxing competitions, or literary fights, to see whose literary talent is better, which are all random battles, the other party chooses people to challenge, we have to send people to fight, otherwise we will lose, and finally the Ruyi girl can also choose people from both camps to compete, and finally the Ruyi girl will choose the most literary person."

Li Wencai squinted his eyes and asked: "Does the Ruyi girl know what Wencai is, we are all highly educated students, if she chooses a more handsome one, wouldn't it be all over?" ”

"The talent of the Ruyi girl is well known, as a geisha, the Ruyi girl can be said to be the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, sheng flute song and dance are all proficient, those rich children in order to listen to the Ruyi girl play the piano, that must be booked three days in advance, the poetry will be this Ruyi girl may be against the talents, I am all yearning for it."

Li Wencai was stunned and asked, "Does she know how to belly dance?" ”

All the scholars were collectively stunned, and all the questions of Li Wencai were stiff, and Brother Wencai's thoughts were always so unique.

"When will the poetry meeting be held?"

"Tonight, the bright moon paints the boat, the wine and the beautiful woman, the friends are full, the wishful invitation is made, and the talented people gather." Yicai shook his head and said.

Li Wencai glanced at the man with disdain and said, "Damn, you advertise." ”

In the evening, the poetry will make the students of the academy in high spirits, after school all gather and then mightily towards the bright moon painting boat to kill, when the lantern is held, the canal is sparkling, reflecting countless red lanterns, the painting boat comes from the curling singing, attracting all the scholars eager to go to the painting boat to have fun immediately.

"Brother Wencai, I sent two big ships over, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, let's let the group of scholars in Shunchang County see our momentum." Zhao Jia waved his hand as he spoke, only to see two building boats coming over, and then two people stood up on the bow and said to Zhao Jia: "Sir, I've been waiting for a long time." ”

Zhao Jia nodded, and then took the scholars to get on the big boat one after another, and then drove towards the bright moon painting boat in the center of the canal.

The two building boats drove to the Mingyue Painting Boat mightily, only to see a group of scantily clad girls standing out of the bow of the painting boat, waving their handkerchiefs coquettishly waving at the scholars, the scholars rushed up as if they had beaten the blood of beasts, Li Wencai shook his head helplessly, this is the literati of the Ming Dynasty, seeing that the girl can't walk, what can she do, not calm at all.

"Brother Wencai, why don't you get on the boat for a long time?" Zhao Jia shook his fan, looked at Li Wencai and asked.

Li Wencai straightened his clothes and said with some weakness: "Don't worry, generally powerful characters are the last to appear." ”

"Hehe, Brother Wencai is the spiritual leader of our scholars, it's up to you this time." Zhao Jia said with a smile.

"It's a big deal, let's go." Li Wencai put the fan on the back of his neck, and then strode onto the painting boat.

"Childe, please, we have all the good wine and food here, just waiting for you talented people to arrive." A middle-aged mother said with a smile, and then several young girls hugged up and pulled Li Wencai to walk inside.

"Let go, don't come nonsense, son, I'm a family and a family." Li Wencai clung to the collar of his clothes, for fear that these girls would tear off his clothes, and then the traces of his abuse by the wicked woman would be exposed, which would be too embarrassing.

"Oh, I can't see it, Childe is still a serious person, we've all heard of your name, Li Wencai, right, we girls have long wanted to see it." A group of girls said with a smile.

Before Li Wencai took the scholar and the thief to fight in the canal painting boat, and then took away a red-card Yuxiang girl who painted the boat, and then kept it at home, this glorious deed has long been spread throughout the canal painting boat, and everyone knows it, so Li Wencai was warmly welcomed by these girls as soon as he came.

Li Wencai secretly complained, if he hadn't been whipped last night, and now he was covered in scars, otherwise he would have revealed his true face a long time ago, but it's better to be conservative now.

Taichang County genius just boarded the painting boat, only to hear not far away the sound of people, beating gongs and drums into a piece, everyone followed the prestige, only to see a large building ship towards the painting boat, the bow of the ship also planted a big flag, written 'Shunchang will win' four words.

The talents of the two sides exchanged eyes, and the smell of gunpowder was quite strong.

Read the first book of the novel