Chapter 027: Unintentional Mistakes

Zhou Xiaobing looked at Li Wencai, who was smiling evilly behind the bandit, and a wave of anger arose in his heart, this person is extremely cunning, he is indeed a difficult character, this time he is on his way, but next time he will definitely get it back.

"Who is that little Yu'er you are talking about, why haven't I heard of it?" Zhou Xiaobing asked strangely.

"Xiao Yu'er, of course it's your General Qin." Li Wencai said.

"General Qin, you actually said that General Qin is Xiao Yu'er?" When Zhou Xiaobing heard that Li Wencai, the dog thief, was so bold, he smiled angrily, and said coldly: "Next time I come again, I will definitely take your dog's head." ”

"Don't brag here, if I can't help but let go of the arrows in a while, you're miserable." Li Wencai said impatiently.

"Order everyone to retreat." Zhou Xiaobing gave an order to all officers and soldiers.

A tragic horn sound came from the mouth of the knife not far away, the scream was extremely miserable, like a scene that suddenly fell into a frying pan and was blown up, Zhou Xiaobing couldn't help but hurriedly turn his head to look, only to see that the officers and soldiers at the mouth of the knife not far away ran out of the mountain pass, the clothes on their bodies were in tatters, and some people had a few big blisters on their faces, which was miserable.

"Withdraw your troops." When Zhou Xiaobing saw such a scene, he ordered all the warships to turn their bows and leave quickly.

Seeing a large number of officers and soldiers fleeing in embarrassment, Big Yellow Tooth was happy in his heart, he didn't expect that this meat ticket who was caught on the mountain still had this ability, and he didn't need to send a single soldier to retreat the enemy soldiers, which was really impressive.

However, Da Huangya was happy, and couldn't help but start worrying again, he had made a bet with Li Wencai before, if he lost, he would obey Li Wencai's order, and this time he lost again, is this the will of God, he has to obey the order of a meat ticket, this is a big news in the world.

So Big Yellow Fang took the time to run away while everyone was happy, as long as he didn't let Li Wencai catch him, he couldn't order himself.

The bandits defeated the officers and soldiers, and they all regarded Li Wencai as a hero, what a great thing, it was able to make the officers and soldiers retreat without spending a single soldier, and his way of using troops was comparable to Zhuge Liang of the Three Kingdoms, so Li Wencai's great image quickly climbed among the bandits and reached a new height.

"My lord, I didn't expect that we would send troops this time, and they would be on the road, these bandits are too insidious." The lame old man Zhang sat on the bow of the boat and couldn't help sighing.

Zhou Xiaobing was very depressed, and he was deflated for the first time, so he asked, "What happened to the knife?" ”

The lame old man Zhang sighed and said, "Those bandits actually spread lime powder on the path at the mouth of the knife, and after we climbed the mountain, they ambushed around and splashed water on the path, and we were all burned badly. ”

"They used such despicable means." Zhou Xiaobing frowned and said angrily.

"Speaking of lime powder, I can't help but think of a person in Lao Zhang, this person is our head, Lord Li of Wudu Wei, we usually carry lime powder with us to attack others, and now that Lord Li is missing, I didn't expect that there are still people who make good use of lime powder, it seems that this lime powder is a sharp weapon for the enemy." Lao Zhang couldn't help but say in contemplation.

Zhou Xiaobing snorted coldly, with a look of disdain, so he said: "There is a sinister villain among the bandits, if I am not mistaken, this insidious strategy is what he came up with, and he actually spoke up, let me go back and tell Xiao Yu'er, don't worry about him, I'm bah, what kind of thing is he, dare to call General Qin Xiao Yu'er, the next time I see him, I will definitely take his head." ”

As soon as Zhou Xiaobing said this, the lame old man Zhang shouted in surprise: "Could it be that the person in the bandit's den is the missing Lord Li, and only Lord Li dares to call General Qin Xiao Yu'er like that." ”

"You're talking about the missing Wuduwei Li Wencai?" Zhou Xiaobing asked in disbelief.

"From such a despicable and shameless method, as well as the words he left behind, I have only achieved eight things, but how could an adult run into a bandit's den and take the bandits to fight against the officers and soldiers, this is the other way around, originally the adults took the officers and soldiers to suppress the bandits." Lao Zhang looked puzzled.

Zhou Xiaobing was also confused, this sounds more mysterious than a supernatural story, what kind of character is this Li Wencai?

It's not just Zhou Xiaobing who is puzzled, but also the bandits of Xiaoru Mountain on the other side of Da Ru Mountain, Hei Lao Qi is the first to be calm, what the hell happened to Da Ru Mountain on the other side, the evil officers and soldiers fled in embarrassment, and Da Ru Mountain didn't lose a single soldier, this thing is too unbelievable.

Hei Laoqi was very puzzled, this time even the big boss Yun Zhongzi miscalculated, something unknown must have happened in it, so Hei Lao Qi came to the hall of the bandits and reported to the big boss sitting in the first seat: "Things have changed, the officers and soldiers have retreated, but Da Rushan has not lost a single soldier at all, there must be something strange about this matter." ”

Yun Zhongzi, who was sitting on the first seat, couldn't see any change on his face, but said lightly: "It seems that there are masters in Da Ru Mountain, but this is beyond my expectations, as far as I know, Xiao Bai, the big boss of Da Ru Mountain, is not on the mountain today, and the rest of the people are all waste, how can they have such ability." ”

"I don't know about that."

"Then go check and see if there are any new arrivals in Da Rushan, I want to see this character."

"This plan failed, the big boss is preparing how to deal with Da Rushan next, now Da Rushan has bullied us, we can't bear it anymore." Hei Lao Qi leaned closer to Yun Zhongzi and said.

"Don't be in a hurry, what we need is to wait, wait for an opportunity, sooner or later Da Rushan will be ours." Yun Zhongzi said lightly.

"Waiting for the right time?" Hei Lao Qi scratched his head, and then arched his hand and said: "The great boss is clever, and his mind is beyond the comprehension of ignorant people like us. ”

"You go down, you must ask me about the person in Da Rushan in the shortest possible time."

"Subordinates obey."

Seeing Hei Laoqi rushing out, Yun Zhongzi slowly stood up, and a cold smile that was difficult to catch appeared on his handsome face: "Without losing a single soldier to repel the officers and soldiers, the strategy is so ruthless, it is a good opponent." ”

Da Rushan is a lively scene, the bandits have moved out of the house, ready to have a whole day celebration, like a festival, only to see the bandits' village full of tables, chairs and benches, from the cellar out of the wine jar still standing a little loess, and Li Wencai was surrounded by the bandits in the middle of a table, staring at Li Wencai like a god.

"I'm really that handsome, why do you look at me like that." Li Wencai asked inexplicably.

"Tell us, how did you get along with such a despicable and shameless way, the appearance of those officers and soldiers fleeing in embarrassment is really inspiring, you saved Da Rushan in times of crisis, I saved us, we have to thank you well." The bandits said excitedly.

"Then I'm your savior now, or a meat ticket." Li Wencai asked proudly.

"Of course it's a lifesaver, and it's a meat ticket."

"This is very contradictory, you can't have both benefactors and meat tickets, you can only give up one of them." Li Wencai was a little depressed, he couldn't communicate with these uneducated bandits, had you ever heard of the benefactor as a meat ticket?

"Let's put it this way, you are essentially our meat ticket, but spiritually you are our benefactor, this is not a contradiction, it is our big boss who caught you up the mountain to be a meat ticket, so only when our big boss comes back, you can be disposed of, even if you are killed, that is also our benefactor, we will cherish you in our hearts."

Li Wencai had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, what kind of fucking bullshit theory this is, it was completely useless for a long time, so Li Wencai said in frustration: "Okay, start drinking the bar, I'm afraid that if you don't drink again, when you come back, you may drop the bowl and press me to the ground to correct the Fa on the spot." ”

"Drink, happy today, let's have a good drink."

Li Wencai glanced around, but he didn't find Big Yellow Tooth, so he asked, "Where did Big Yellow Tooth go, why haven't I seen him?" ”

"Big Yellow Tooth said that his stomach hurts, and he went to squat in the toilet, let's not care about it, just let go of his stomach and drink."

A group of bandits are all cool people, patted open the mud seal and began to pour wine, the whole Dazhai shouted loudly, some with chopsticks to knock the bowl, some waved their fists to guess the fist, only Li Wencai sat alone on the chair and looked extremely rare, maybe a little depressed in his heart, Li Wencai after a while to save a few bowls of rice wine, feeling a little top-heavy, in a trance, Li Wencai actually saw a white slender figure, in the corner of the house flashed and disappeared.

Li Wencai was deeply attracted by that figure, this figure was none other than Bao Ying's sister, and now Li Wencai was attracted by Bao Ying, so he took the wine bowl and walked towards the house.

"Freshly boiled mung bean soup, clearing heat and relieving hangover, do you want a bowl of Li Gongzi?" Li Wencai had just taken a few steps when he saw two bandits walking over with a large water tank, which was freshly cooked mung bean soup, and it was still steaming, and Li Wencai was a little unsteady when he walked, so he said, "Bring me a bowl." ”

With a bowl of mung bean soup, Li Wencai cautiously came to the corner of the house, and found that this was actually a thatched toilet, but Baoying's figure had disappeared without a trace, Li Wencai felt a little lost, so he was ready to urinate in the latrine, but before he opened the fence of the latrine, he heard a strange sound from the latrine.

"Ah, it's so cool, hum, ah......hh

The fence of the thatched toilet is only as high as Li Wencai's chest, Li Wencai held the bowl in one hand, looked in, and saw that Big Yellow Tooth was holding a booklet in his hand, but the booklet was a collector's edition of the Spring Palace.

Li Wencai didn't feel a little funny, this big yellow tooth actually ran to the toilet to peek at the spring palace map, and also touched his own hand paste, this your mother is too obscene, Li Wencai wanted to give the big yellow tooth a surprise attack, scared the big yellow tooth, but before he pushed the door open, his toes touched the stone, his body leaned forward, and the bowl in his hand flew out, impartially, and the hot mung bean soup was sprinkled on the head of the big yellow tooth.

"Ah, I'm burning me." Big Yellow Tooth was still enjoying and focusing on looking at the Spring Palace map, although he was suddenly drenched in a hot soup, I saw Big Yellow Tooth scream, threw away the booklet in his hand, and ten fingers scratched ten deep finger marks on the opposite wall, which made people shocked, and it can be seen that this time it really hurts to the bone marrow.

This novel is from the King of Books