Chapter 1301: It's Not Funny

Tang Zhou looked at himself when he saw Gao Kan come in, a little puzzled, and asked, "Is there anything wrong with General Gao?" ”

Gao Kan said: "I heard that your dream team lost, I came to comfort you." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Tang Zhou sighed, and then waited for Gao Kan's comfort, but after waiting for a long time, he saw that Gao Kan was still looking at him, and he didn't even say a word, Tang Zhou was stunned: "This is General Gao's comfort?" ”

Gao Kan grinned: "If you don't think it's enough, I'll tell you a joke." ”

Hearing that Gao Kan could tell jokes, Tang Zhou became interested in his heart, and said: "Oh, General Gao wants to tell jokes, that's great, I just like to listen to jokes." ”

After speaking, Tang Zhou asked Gao Kan to speak, Princess Danyang was beside him, seeing that Gao Kan wanted to tell a joke to Tang Zhou, but he was very confused, how could Gao Kan say that he was also a general, how could he think of using jokes to comfort people?

Princess Danyang didn't know that Tang Zhou had told jokes to Gao Kan, so she was puzzled about today's situation, but although she didn't understand, she was also very curious, so she also sat down on the side and listened to what jokes Gao Kan would tell.

Gao Kan saw that there was an audience, he was excited, cleared his throat, and said: "It is said that there is an archer, every time he shoots an arrow target, he has never been hit, and later in a confrontation with the enemy, his army was defeated, and when he was about to be killed by the enemy, a god suddenly appeared and rescued him, the archer was very curious, and asked why the god saved him, guess what the god said?" ”

Gao Kan suddenly paused at the end, and then asked Tang Zhou, Tang Zhou shook his head: "What do you say?" ”

Gao Kan suddenly couldn't help laughing, and then said: "He said, I am the Arrow Target God, and the reason why I saved you is to thank you for your previous grace of not killing." After saying that, Gao Kan couldn't hold back any longer, hahaha laughed, and leaned back and forth when he laughed, almost laughing.

But Tang Zhou and Princess Danyang looked at each other, but they smiled bitterly, this joke really can't be funny.

Zheng Huan, who was smiling, suddenly looked up and saw that Tang Zhou and Princess Danyang were not smiling, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and asked, "Isn't it funny?" ”

Tang Zhou nodded very truthfully: "It's not funny, do you want me to tell you about it?" ”

Gao Kan was a little lost, he felt that his joke was very interesting, how could it not be funny?

However, when he saw that Tang Zhou was going to speak, he was also interested, and said, "Okay, you can talk about one and listen." ”

Tang Zhou nodded, and then said, "Once upon a time, there was a eunuch. ”

Speaking of this, Tang Zhou stopped, and Gao Kan waited for Tang Zhou to continue, but Tang Zhou didn't mean to speak, Gao Kan was puzzled and asked, "What about below?" ”

Tang Zhou said: "There is no more below." ”

When these words came out, Princess Danyang burst out laughing, and then suddenly realized that she was a girl, and immediately became shy again, glared at Tang Zhou, turned around and walked out.

There were only two people left in the room, Tang Zhou and Gao Kan, Gao Kan obviously couldn't touch the joke, he touched his head and thought, what is so funny about this joke, but Princess Danyang laughed, obviously this joke is funny, but where is it funny?

When Tang Zhou saw Gao Kan like this, he knew that this General Gao couldn't understand it again, so he hinted slightly: "General Gao, there is nothing under the eunuch." ”

With such a reminder, Gao Kan suddenly understood, and after he understood, he couldn't help but laugh.

"Not bad, not bad...... Hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"

After Gao Kan understood what was going on, he laughed unscrupulously, Tang Zhou smiled bitterly, there was something wrong with the nerves of this thing.

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The Keju game went on like this, and the two teams that won in the end did not have any suspense, which was the Whirlwind team of Changsun Wuji and the Tiger team of Li Ji.

The day after the two teams won, the envoys of various countries have come to the royal ranch one after another.

The reason why they were not allowed to enter the city was because Li Zhi wanted to have a juju competition with them first, first frustrate the spirit of these foreign envoys, and let them know the power of the Tang Dynasty, so that when they returned to Chang'an, everything would be easy to discuss.

However, although the Kemari tournament was to be held at the Royal Ranch, it was important to give the foreign envoys some time to familiarize themselves with the rules.

And here, the eldest grandson Wuji and Li Ji found Tang Zhou.

It was really an afternoon, the autumn breeze was not strong, the sun was good, and it was a rare good day at the royal ranch.

"Tang family boy, seeing you wandering around this ranch, you must be sick, right?"

Tang Zhou smiled: "Why did the two adults think of looking for me?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji said: "Seeing that you are well, I will come to talk to you and reminisce about the past, can't you?" ”

"Yes, of course."

Saying that, Tang Zhou looked at Li Ji, these two people are more shrewd than the other, chatting and catching up, the two of them are busy and have this space.

The relationship between Li Ji and Tang Zhou is relatively close, seeing Tang Zhou's look, he no longer hides it, and said: "I have something to do with you, although your dream team lost, but after my observation, the layout is seamless, if it is not for the lack of experience and physical strength, my Tiger team will not win, and now I have to compete with the Keju team of all countries, if I lose, my Tang Dynasty is not good-looking, so you see ......"

As soon as Tang Zhou heard this, he immediately understood the meaning of Li Ji's words, but he didn't break it, and said, "What does the British Duke mean?" ”

Li Ji glanced at him, knowing that Tang Zhou was pretending to be stupid, and said, "Why don't you hand over the layout of the Keju field to the two of us, so that we can win glory for Datang?" ”

After Li Ji finished speaking, the eldest grandson Wuji hurriedly followed and said: "Yes, it's all for me Datang, you can't hide it privately." ”

Tang Zhou smiled: "This...... The two adults also know that I have a lot of Keju competitions after Datang, and we lost this year, and it may not be the same next year. ”

"You kid, you've learned to bargain."

"It's rare for the two of you to ask for something, if you don't want some benefits, you really can't say it, don't you say?"

If the layout and tactics are handed over to these people, the dream team will not have much advantage in the future, if you want to win, you must rely on excellent skills, Tang Zhou didn't think about hiding it privately, but it was perfect to get some benefits from the two of them.

Seeing this, the two of them also understood, but if they lost, it would be too ugly for them, so although Tang Zhou sat on the ground and raised the price, they had no choice.

"You kid tell me what benefits you want first."

Tang Zhou smiled: "The two of you are full of poetry and books, please ask the two of you to give a few lessons to the students of Chang'an Academy, it should be difficult for the two of you, right?" ”

These two people definitely know a lot of things, if the students of Chang'an Academy can listen to them talk about a few lessons, it will definitely benefit a lot, and when the two of them heard this, they didn't expect it.

They thought that Tang Zhou would ask for benefits for themselves, but they didn't expect it to be a student of Chang'an Academy, it seems that this kid really has feelings for Chang'an Academy. (To be continued.) )