Chapter 32: The Beauty Scheme
Kong San was a craftsman in the Xiu Nei Division, and worked as a potter in the official kiln of the Xiu Nei Division. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoMore than 30 people, haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, the family is poor, which daughter can be seen? Don't look at this Kong San is a craftsman who does coolies, in fact, he is still a little smart, he has been studying for two years, and a little bit of it comes out of his mouth from time to time. His prematurely aged pale face was interspersed with an insulted expression between his wrinkles.
Since he came to work in the official kiln of the Xiu Nei Division, he always spoke to people, always mixed with some sentences such as "full of courts", "poor people live in the city and have no acquaintances, rich people live in the mountains and have distant relatives", which makes people half understandable.
As soon as Kong San appeared in the workshop, all the workers in the workshop looked at him and laughed, and some shouted, "Kong San, your amphora design has been rejected by Master Li again!" He didn't answer, but said to the worker he was looking for, "How about this design?" Here's what I painted. Then he took out a page of paper full of lines.
They deliberately shouted, "You must have stolen someone else's painting!" Kong San opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you so innocent out of thin air......
"What innocence? I saw you hanging and beating you the day before yesterday for secretly making a messy bottle! Kong San's face turned red, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and argued: "Imitation can't be considered stealing...... Imitate! Can imitation be regarded as stealing? One after another, there were difficult words, such as "rain over the sky" and "the method of burning", which caused everyone to laugh: the inside and outside of the workshop were filled with cheerful air.
The craftsmen talked behind their backs that Kong San was also a famous family, and it was said that his ancestors were scholars. He often boasted that he was a talented man, and only after the tiger fell into Pingyang did he go to the official kiln to do some coolies, and often put forward some unreasonable suggestions, so he was struggling.
Kong San's flushed face gradually recovered, and the others asked again: "Kong San, do you really understand porcelain design?" Kong San looked at the person who asked him, showing a disdainful look of disdain. Then they said, "Why are you running to this workshop to work as a coolie?" Kong San immediately showed a depressed and uneasy appearance, his face was covered with a layer of gray, and he said something in his mouth, this time it was all "tangled chrysanthemums" and "baby play peonies" and the like, which taught people to understand it at all.
However, Kong San has been lucky recently, and the attentive workers found that Kong San was often distracted when he was working, and he didn't say any more words that people couldn't understand. When I see people, I always smile slightly, and my eyes show a brilliance that I have never seen before. Even his hair, which was often unkempt, was neatly groomed, and his gray face became rosy.
The workers laughed at him one after another, "Kong San, seeing that you are full of red face, didn't you take the peach blossom luck?" ”
"Kong San, isn't there a beautiful fox demon coming to you to repay your kindness?"
"Kong San, when are you going to invite us to eat Xi Tangli?"
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Kong San didn't answer, he always smiled and passed by.
In the past, Kong San always didn't want to go back to the dilapidated home, in addition to those dilapidated houses, there was an eighty old lady. The old lady is already gray-haired, and her eyes are not good, because Kong San often goes out to work, his wife broke her leg at home alone, so the old lady always nagged, son, our Kong family is the only seedling for you, you can't break the incense, when will you find a daughter-in-law to come back!
Whenever this happens, Kong San always says impatiently, mother, you know, don't look at the conditions of our house, just these few broken houses, and it's still leaking rain, who is coming!
That all changed a few days ago.
That night, Kong San and his co-workers finished drinking and staggered home. When he walked to a small alley not far from his home, Kong San heard a faint cry for help from a woman. This Kong San also borrowed wine to strengthen his courage, and walked into the alley by the faint starlight, only to see that there were three drunks like him who were molesting a young woman.
Kong San himself didn't know how, maybe it was because he saw that the young woman was good-looking, and his blood boiled, and he yelled: "Stop!" You three beasts, don't look at indecent things, don't kiss indecent people! This kind of bestial behavior of yours is really insulting! ”
The three drunkards were about to forcibly pull the young woman into the corner, and when they saw a thin drunkard blocking them, two of them turned around and walked towards Kong San, one of whom was tall and strong, and said in a slurred voice: "Yo! There are still people who dare to meddle with the affairs of our Cao Gang! Dare to love the birthday boy hanged himself, he thinks his life is long, right? ”
The other person was five short stature, but he was extremely strong, and the man said fiercely: "Boy, are you scared?" It's still too late to get out! ”
Only then did Kong San realize that he was a little reckless, with his small body, where could he beat three strong men. What to do? Kong San was also in a dilemma at this time, and when Kong San was fighting between heaven and man in his heart, the young woman who was grabbed by another strong man shouted helplessly: "Righteous man, help!"
The woman's cry for help was very slightly seductive, thinking that such a beautiful person was about to be ruined by three rude drunks, Kong San actually wanted to say to the three drunks, let go of that lady and let me come! However, Kong San was also bold at this time, and said loudly: "Lang Lang Qiankun, how can Rong Er wait for a small rampant!" With my Kong San here, don't think about doing bad things! ”
After speaking, Kong San picked up a green brick on the ground and rushed forward! The two didn't expect this guy to dare to fight with them, and they seemed to be stunned for a while, Kong Sanyi slapped a brick on the tall man's face, and in an instant, the man's face was covered with blood, and he fell down with a scream.
The five short-lived men reacted at this time, and wanted to grab Kong San's shoulders, but he didn't expect his feet to slip, he fell to the ground, and Kong San took the opportunity to ride on his body.
All this is easy to say, but in fact, the three drunks drank too much, and they had already disobeyed their hands and feet, otherwise the three Kong San would not be able to kill one of them.
The drunk man who grabbed the young woman saw that the eldest and second were all, and saw Kong Xiaoyi walking towards him with a green brick, so frightened that he pushed the young woman into Kong San's arms, and slipped away with a smear of oil on the soles of his feet, regardless of his two brothers.
The young woman crashed into Kong San's arms, and suddenly a faint fragrance rushed into Kong San's nose, and at the same time, the young woman also stretched out her jade arm and hugged Kong San's waist, trembling in Kong San's arms, it seemed that she was frightened.
Kong San felt the softness of the beautiful woman in his arms, as well as the hair that brushed his face from time to time, and the faint fragrance, all of which stimulated his little heart. Kong San only felt that his heartbeat was involuntarily speeding up, and his brain was also blank, thinking to himself, is this really my Kong San's peach blossom luck?
How did Kong San know that this was actually Liu Xuan's dog-headed military Song Liangbu's bureau, in order to set out the flush toilet drawings he mastered, because this Kong San was also selected to join the production of flush toilets. And this woman is just a prostitute found by Lichun Courtyard, but she is a beauty trick, this trick is the most effective for Kong San, who is in his thirties and has no daughter-in-law and is still a junior brother.