Chapter 086: Hongmen Banquet (II)
A crisp sound of porcelain cup shattering made everyone raise their eyes to look at Li Wencai, and the situation suddenly became extremely tense, Mr. Ouyang said that Qin Zhengyang had confessed, and the mastermind behind the scenes was Li Wencai, if this is true, Li Wencai is estimated to be unable to get out of this mansion.
Breaking the cup, Li Wencai was stunned for a moment, cold sweat swished, damn it, then Qin Zhengyang would not really defect to the enemy and commit treason, and recruit everything, or this is Ouyang that old fox deliberately deceived me.
So Li Wencai suddenly stood up from behind the table, pointed at Mr. Ouyang and shouted: "You have red mouth and white teeth and say that I am the mastermind, damn it, you just want to frame me, where do I know Qin Zhengyang, but it's you, you colluded with the Qin family's army, secretly made a bad thing, didn't hold back a good fart, with the general's trust in you, you wronged a good person, you have no fart to have a child like this. Eye. ”
When Mr. Ouyang saw that Li Wencai actually pointed at his nose and scolded, like a woman who had been touched on the street, he screamed and jumped up, pinched the orchid finger in his hand, pointed at Li Wencai and scolded: "What a scoundrel bastard, you still dare to quibble, and dare to scold me for having a child. Eye. ”
"What's wrong with scolding you, I'm going to beat you up, you old thing, you have sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet, you dare to wronged me." Li Wencai rolled up his sleeves and stepped on the table.
Mr. Ouyang is not as powerful as those generals, thin as a hemp pole, and now he also rolled up his sleeves and ran directly onto the table, the two of them jumped forward, and at the same time came a move of the tiger down the mountain, and the two jumped to the center of the hall, and the dancing girls were frightened and retreated.
Li Wencai and Mr. Ouyang grabbed each other's arms, head to head, similar to bullfighting, the two of them put on this posture, you advance and I retreat, back and forth did not see the winner or loser, but these two people are not the material for fighting, although they put on a posture, but the fight in their mouths is extremely fierce.
"Fuck, you're old and immortal, your mother is boundless, and she gave birth to you with a wild man......"
"You little bastard, mean, slut, slut, slut......"
Li Huacheng shook his head with a wry smile, and said in his heart that these two people were right, and the military advisor wanted to deceive the Xiaoyao Gongzi, but from now on, this Xiaoyao Gongzi was not a spy sent by the enemy at all, anyway, he had been fighting for so many years, and he had never seen such a spy.
"Black Tiger Digging ...... Heart"
"Dapeng spreads its wings ......"
"Old Tree Roots ......"
"Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending ......"
Mr. Ouyang and Li Wencai put on a posture, and Mr. Ouyang changed various moves while fighting, bent on subduing Li Wencai, a dog thief, to the ground, and then beat his stinky mouth crookedly, saving him from spraying feces again.
"Monkey steals peach ......"
"Whew...... You are despicable......"
Li Wencai saw the opportunity, took advantage of the Ouyang thief jumping and jumping around him, stretched out a grab, and a monkey stealing peach directly caught Mr. Ouyang's vital point, and Mr. Ouyang, who was in pain, screamed and fell to the ground.
"Hmph, sample, dare to fight with me, you can't kill you." Li Wencai snorted coldly, touched his nose coaxingly, turned around and returned to his seat, his trick monkey stealing peaches is a long-famous stunt, he has a lot of practical experience, he catches one accurately, and it is generally used on women, but he didn't expect it to be so effective when used on men.
Mr. Ouyang rolled on the ground in pain, and was helped back to his seat by the two leaders, and lost to this despicable villain in the first round, the means were too ruthless, and he actually grabbed his own life, Mr. Ouyang was very unconvinced, fortunately, he had already made preparations, if he didn't kill this despicable villain today, I am afraid it would become a trouble, so Mr. Ouyang glanced at a leader of the lower head, and the leader of the lower head was his confidant, so he stood up under Mr. Ouyang's instructions.
"General, the carefree prince has come from afar, let his subordinates dance the sword, let the carefree prince enjoy it, and add fun."
"Okay, you can show it." Li Huacheng said with a smile.
The leader took a broken step with a long sword in his hand and walked to the hall with a long sword shining with cold light, and began to play martial arts, and everyone applauded.
Li Wencai, who was sitting behind the table, had a face like ashes, this is the famous 'Xiang Zhuang Sword Dance in Pei Gong' in history, my life is resting.
"Dasha, fuck, you know how to eat, now it's your turn." Li Wencai saw that the current situation was so crisis, and his personal bodyguard Dasha was still suffering hard, and angrily slapped Dasha on the head.
"Go and beat me down with the guy who dances the sword, and I can eat whatever I want when I come back." Li Wencai whispered.
Dasha jumped out from behind the table like a mad bison, and before the leader of the sword danced knew what was going on, he was grabbed by the collar by a large hand, and then the whole person flew out of the back hall like an arrow from the string.
All the soldiers were startled, and they all pulled out their sabers at their waists, glaring angrily at Dasha, this man is so rough and powerful, it is really difficult to deal with.
Li Wencai saw that the situation was so tense that he had already drawn his sword to face each other, so he stood up with a smile and said, "Don't be frightened, just now my subordinate wanted to have a discussion with that leader, but accidentally threw him out, everyone forgive me." ”
"This strong man is good at martial arts, and his strength is as great as an ox, which really opened my eyes." Although Li Huacheng had a smile on his face, he was indeed shocked in his heart
Li Wencai looked proud, and said to Dasha: "Come, show the general your skills, and take Mr. Ouyang as an experiment." ”
When Mr. Ouyang heard this, he waved his hand again and again and said, "Forget it, don't look for me, don't come here, I'm not easy to mess with." ”
Dasha didn't pay attention to Mr. Ouyang at all, walked straight over, lifted Mr. Ouyang up with one hand, held it above his head, and scared Mr. Ouyang into screaming in the air, struggling wildly, and almost foaming at the mouth.
"There is no challenge for me as a bodyguard to raise a fool with one hand, Dasha, go and bring the big stone lion at the door for me." Li Wencai watched Mr. Ouyang be so frightened that his soul was gone, and he was in a good mood, and then instructed Dasha to challenge a higher difficulty.
Dasha threw Mr. Ouyang away, and then strode to the door, bent down to hug a stone lion that respected a thousand catties, and then roared, moved the big stone lion up, and then walked towards the back hall step by step with heavy steps, everyone was shocked, every time this stupid big man walked, even the back hall was shaken, this strength is really amazing.
With a bang, the thousand-pound stone lion landed steadily in the back hall, Dasha panted, already sweating profusely, this time he lost a lot of strength, even Dasha was not lightly tired.
"Okay, okay, this strong man is really strong, Ben will already appreciate it, now let's move the stone lion back." Li Huacheng nodded frequently at Dasha, if such a fierce man is used by himself, it will definitely be like a tiger.
"Didn't you hear what the general said, move the stone lion back." Li Wencai couldn't help but be a little angry when he saw Dasha sitting motionless in his seat, this kid is too irresponsible, and if he moves the stone lion here, he will put it back, and what is the matter if he puts it here.
Dasha drank a bowl of wine, burped and said, "If you want to move it, I can't move it." ”
"I'm moving?" Li Wencai pointed at himself, his eyes widened.
After Dasha finished speaking, he fell on the table and fell unconscious.
It's over, the big stone lion can't move over, this performance is not perfect, so Li Wencai stood up with a smile and arched his hand: "What, general, this kid has drunk too much, otherwise when he wakes up tomorrow, let him move back." ”
Li Huacheng also had no choice, this banquet made chickens and dogs jump, chaotic, it was really beyond his expectations, now this stone lion is placed in the hall, and it is disturbing to look at it, so Li Huacheng said to Li Wencai: "What Mr. Ouyang said just now is actually to see if the old brother is a spy, now it seems that the old brother is really not a spy, that assassin refuses to say anything now, no matter how we torture him, that person is as hard as a stinky stone." ”
When Li Wencai heard this, he was overjoyed, and slapped his thigh and shouted: "It's hard and good, haha." ”
"What's hard and good?" Li Huacheng asked inexplicably.
"Oh, I mean men, hard is better than soft."
The two laughed, and Li Wencai asked, "Is that person still alive, or I'll interrogate him." ”
"Well...... this" Li Huacheng hesitated a little, this carefree boy was not familiar with him, and it was not appropriate for him to enter the prison to meet the assassin.
Li Wencai smiled and said: "The general doubts me, don't forget, I am preparing grain and grass for the army, and I promise the general that within five days, I will definitely get grain and grass." ”
When Li Huacheng heard this, he nodded, everyone had promised to buy grain and grass for him, and there should be some trust between them, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I can take you to have a look." ”
made an appointment to go to the prison to see Qin Zhengyang in the evening, Li Wencai said goodbye, this banquet was thrilling, fortunately, he was clever, and he didn't fall for the old fox, but played the old fox Mr. Ouyang miserably.
Out of the Yamen Mansion, Li Wencai breathed a sigh of relief, the lame old Zhang's face was a little better, the thrilling scene in the back hall just now was indeed a test of people's psychological quality, Master Li really had two blows, defeated the enemy's military division, so Lao Zhang whispered to Li Wencai: "My lord, go to the prison at night, do we want to plan to rob the prison." ”
Li Wencai glanced at Lao Zhang, and said disdainfully: "Idiot, I won't do such a violent thing as robbing a prison, young master, the success rate of robbing a prison is almost zero, unlike what is played on TV, those jailers are drunk and go to the table, the key is taken away, and I escaped smoothly all the way, it's so fucking bullshit, I will never save Xiao Qin." ”
"So what are you going to do?" Lao Zhang didn't understand Li Wencai's thoughts, since Lord Li was not going to save Wuduwei, why did he go to prison.
"Actually, I'm just going to tell Xiao Qin, don't run around in the future, listen to me, unorganized and undisciplined, the end will be quite miserable."
"That's it?"
"That's all."
Li Wencai and the lame Lao Zhang walked while talking, Lao Zhang couldn't understand Li Wencai at all, and he went to the prison to see Wu Duwei just to nag a few words, those are all people who are dying, and what's the use of those things, Lord Li's thoughts are completely incomprehensible.
Li Wencai's face was leisurely and complacent, his eyes rolled, thinking of Ouyang's old thief's resentful eyes, a vicious plan had been freshly baked.
This book was first published in Reading Book Worm