Chapter 68: Don't Talk, Kiss Me
The three people who went to Chang'an City to deliver the courier with Wu Xuan Wu Neng were three brothers, they were called Ah Da, Ah Er and Ah San.
The three brothers of the Zhao family knew that Fang Tang and their master Zhao Changsheng had a close relationship, so the three brothers were also very polite to Wu Xuan on the road.
Wu Xuan Wu Neng is not a high-flying person, they saw that the three brothers of the Zhao family were so friendly and good, and they also responded with a smile to the three of them.
Chang'an City is not far away from Youzhou, and according to the speed of this trip, they will probably be able to reach Chang'an City when it gets dark.
In order to alleviate the boredom of the journey, several people began to talk about meat jokes, and the edification that Wu Xun had received since childhood was vividly displayed at this time, and a simple and easy-to-understand and connotative joke made the three brothers of the Zhao family laugh heartily along the way, and they couldn't stop at all.
The boss of the Zhao family showed a trace of envy on his face after seeing the short sleeves worn by Wu Xun and Wu Neng
Now short-sleeved clothing is the most popular clothing in Youzhou, and six of the ten men who walked over on the street were wearing short-sleeved sleeves sold in the Datang Commissary.
Although short-sleeved sleeves are not expensive now, the three brothers of the Zhao family still wear traditional cloth robes.
It's not that they don't want to buy it, it's that they can't afford to buy short sleeves, the reason why they don't wear short sleeves is because the three of them are members of the Zhao family after all.
As long as Zhao Changsheng doesn't open his mouth for a day, they can't wear short sleeves for a day, but Zhao Changsheng's recent thoughts have always been on Datang Express Company, and when Zhao Changsheng remembers it, he probably doesn't know that it is the Year of the Monkey.
After Wu Xun saw Ah Da showing envy for the short sleeves on his body, he also patted Ah Da on the shoulder comfortingly.
"When I return to Youzhou, brother, I will give you a short-sleeved shirt in private." Wujun's words made Ah Da suddenly feel flattered.
Although this short sleeve is not expensive, the cost of buying three pieces at a time is still a big expense for Wu Xun, who does not have much savings.
"Brother is so polite!" Ah Da also hurriedly thanked him, although he couldn't accept this short sleeve. But I still have to pay attention to this intention.
"What's this, it's just three short-sleeved pieces, I'll invite you to eat barbecue in the store another day, and when you eat barbecue, you can pick the one you like and take that one." Wu Xun said there with the appearance of the boss of the Datang store.
"It's not good, let your brother please have a barbecue...... It's still going to cost you, so forget it. Ah Da responded sincerely.
"What's wrong with this, I'll let you come over when Li Yuerong's little girl is away...... Well...... You must hurry up and pick out short sleeves, it will not be good if you are found by that little girl. Wu Xun lowered his voice and whispered in Ah Da's ear
But when these words reached Ah Da's ears, they became a different meaning.
According to what Wu Xun just said, the three brothers can only come when no one is around, and remember to hurry up so as not to be discovered by Li Yuerong...... Isn't this a prison guard stealing from himself?
Wu Xuan was also puzzled after seeing Ah Da slowly distance himself.
"What's the matter, bro? Don't you want short sleeves anymore? ”
Ah Da also waved his hand with an embarrassed expression on his face when he heard it
"I can't afford it, I can't afford it." Saying that, Ah Da quickly kept his distance from Wujun.
"This man is really strange. Wu Neng, don't you say? Wu Xun pointed to Ah Da and asked, Wu Neng, who had not spoken much.
And after hearing this, Wu Neng also squinted at Wu Chun and then looked disdainful, and then Wu Neng remembered a sentence that Fang Tang had said in his mind, and Wu Neng gave this sentence to Wu Chun as it was.
"Horse, retarded!"
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The time to go to Chang'an City was spent between the five gags, the sun had begun to slowly set, and the appearance of Chang'an City also appeared in front of everyone's eyes at this time.
Today's Chang'an City is not the same as before, and many officers and soldiers at the gate are there to check the crowds and carriages entering Chang'an City.
And Wu Xun Wuneng, who appeared in Chang'an City in short sleeves, has attracted people's attention.
"Where did it come from, and what was in the wagon?" An officer and soldier guarding the city also cautiously asked Wu Xuan Wu Neng, although the officers and soldiers did not know what had happened in Chang'an City recently, but their superiors had ordered everyone to conduct strict inspections on everyone who entered and left Chang'an City.
And the short-sleeved two, who are not very popular in Chang'an City, are also listed as key search targets by officers and soldiers!
"We are from Youzhou, and these are the goods we are going to send." After seeing the serious faces of the officers and soldiers, Wu Xun also greeted them with a smile.
Different means must be used against whomever it is, although the status of officers and men is not high. But after all, they are eating the iron rice bowl of the emperor's family, if they don't please him now. So what if he doesn't let himself into the city?
"Youzhou? Recently, Chang'an City has forbidden outsiders to enter, so you can go back there from there. "Wu Xun obviously has a hot face on top of the cold buttocks, but he can't have a seizure, because you and the officers and soldiers just can't get along with yourself in the past few years.
Wu Xun is just an ordinary person, although he likes to use Fang Tang's reputation to show off his power in Youzhou on weekdays, but he is not stupid enough to find himself bored in Chang'an City.
Is it possible that Datang Express's first business is so yellow?
At this time, Wu Neng, who was silent along the way, made a move at this time, only to see him come to the officers and soldiers who were blocking his side and not allowing him to enter the city, and took out a wooden card from his chest.
The front of the wooden plaque is carved with a Pi Xian, while on the reverse side is a yellow letter!
"I don't think you don't know this wooden sign, do you?" Wu Xun raised the wooden card in his hand to the officers and soldiers.
"Huang family!" This wooden plaque carved with Pi Yu is a token of Huang Yingying's home, and the officers and soldiers also trembled when they saw the wooden plaque, and their faces began to turn pale.
"Small...... The little ...... "The officers and soldiers who were still domineering just now suddenly became less able to speak when they saw the wooden sign.
The Huang family is one of the famous magnates in Chang'an City, and the contemporary head of the family, Huang Ziqian, is the second-in-command of the military! With Huang Ziqian sitting in the Huang family, others must weigh before they dare to provoke the Huang family.
Huang Ziqian doesn't care, after all, he is a big man and will definitely not be as knowledgeable as himself, but his son Huang Yingying is not.
The reputation of Huang Yingying has long been heard of by the officers and soldiers, and his jealous and hateful temperament has reached the point where it is known to passers-by, and now the officers and soldiers have actually provoked the people of the Huang family...... His heart suddenly panicked at this time.
"I don't mean to embarrass you, I just want to say that the things in this carriage are all given to the master by my young master, if you want to check it, please feel free." Gono said
"Don't dare, don't dare, the small ones given to the old general have the right to search, and I will let you go!" The officers and soldiers said resignedly.
The officers and soldiers let the people and the carriage enter Chang'an City, and after entering Chang'an City, Wu Xuan patted Wu Neng excitedly
"Yes, brother! I didn't expect you to have such a hand. ”
Wu Neng didn't pay much attention to Wu Xun's sycophants, and at this time, he learned the appearance of Fang Tang's cold male god and said to Wu Xun
"Don't talk! Kiss me right now! ”