"Humph! What a great official authority! ”

A crisp and pleasant cold snort like a yellow warbler came, Wang Yongan turned around and looked at it, he was shocked, he had seen a lot of beauties in later generations, but the beauty in front of him was also a lovely little fairy in the later life. After glaring at him with a pair www.biquge.info of bright big eyes, he turned around everything outside the car window, and his long eyelashes were so beautiful that he blinked and blinked. The pair of eyes seemed to be able to speak, watery, and I didn't know what to think when I looked out the window. The little fairy wore a long ink-colored skirt covering her feet, and a dark blue silk coat was covered with a lace waistcoat, and her fair skin showed her good background and growth environment.

When Wang Yongan saw her, he was stunned, because this little fairy was very similar to the star beauty Tong Liya of later generations When she was eighteen or nineteen years old, any man saw it, and the three souls did not lose two souls. It has been more than three years since he was reborn, and he has never seen such a beauty in RB, but he didn't expect to see such a little fairy soon after returning to China, how could he not lose his temper.

"Dengzi, what do you look at, be careful that your eyeballs fall out!" The little fairy said angrily.

When Wang Yongan was said this, he immediately blushed and lowered his head.

"Ling'er, don't be rude." A tall middle-aged man on the side reprimanded, and then bowed his hand to Wang Yongan and the others, saying: "There is no way to teach a girl, forgive your sins." ”

Wang Yongan hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, in fact, I also know that it's not good to do this, but if I don't ask someone to help, I'm afraid that the car won't be able to get on." As he spoke, the other people began to pedal the car, and the carriage suddenly became crowded, so that the sentry behind whistled and shouted: "It's full, can't go up, can't go up!" ”

Wang Yongan sat in the innermost, opposite was the little fairy, diagonally opposite was the man in the middle, and everyone frowned. After a lot of people, the smell on the train was really bad, the smell of stinky feet, the smell of chicken and duck feces mixed with the smell of sweat rushed to the face, the little fairy called Ling'er covered her nose, her brows were slightly clubbed, and she was very uncomfortable.

The crying of children in the carriage also disturbed people, and the speed of the train was extremely slow and made a clanging sound, all of which made modern Wang Yongan depressed enough.

However, because there was a little fairy sitting opposite, Wang Yongan was vaguely happy in his heart, and this journey was not boring.

As an otaku, Wang Yongan has the common characteristics of otaku, that is, he has given others countless times in his heart, but he doesn't even dare to talk to him in action. The little beauty sat face to face with him, Li Yao and Gong Wuyuan were next to him, and next to the little beauty were the middle-aged man and an old mother.

Suddenly, the little beauty turned her head and saw that Wang Yongan was peeking at herself again, her face suddenly turned red, her pretty eyes widened, she spat lightly in her mouth, and whispered: "Look at your eyes again!" This slight scolding is a very nice and authentic BJ accent, the voice is crisp, and Wang Yongan feels that it is an honor to be scolded.

After secretly scolding himself for being cheap, Wang Yongxin doubted how such a beautiful girl could sit on the train with a group of stinky men (others).

"Mama, let's sit somewhere else." The little beauty said to the old lady in the distance.

Momma? So, this little beauty is a flag man, right? Wang Yongan said that when he saw the little beauty leaving, he was immediately disappointed, it has been more than three years since he came to this world, and he actually disliked himself for the first time he saw such a beautiful beauty?

No, the best otaku should also be strong.

Just thinking about it, the middle-aged man reprimanded, "Sit down, Ling'er, where are you supposed to be?" It's not that you have to go with me to SH and you have to do this train, but now that the train is driving and you have to go down, it's just nonsense! ”

"Zhezhe......" the little fairy said coquettishly. (The Manchus call their father by the nickname Zhezhe, and on formal occasions they are called Amai; The nickname of the mother is called Nene, and the official occasion is called Emin; Calling grandmother mother, great-grandmother wife, brother Agu, sister Eyun, so there is no word Eniang in Manchu, this word may have been coined by Aunt Qiong Yao, and in addition, the Manchus called the patriarch Dada, so the prince called the emperor Huang Dada, not the imperial father. ）

Wang Yongan was slightly stunned, and then glanced at the little fairy's feet, and found that her feet were indeed Tianzu (not bound feet), after the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs, he once wanted to prohibit Han women from binding their feet, but they were repeatedly banned, and then they were no longer prohibited, but they were not allowed to bind their feet. The Han women, most of the daughters of the ladies or families with status and status are bound to their feet, and this situation did not change until the end of the Qing Dynasty.

"Ling'er, sit down, there are some rules, it makes people see jokes." The middle-aged man snorted coldly.

The little fairy sat down stupidly, but glared at Wang Yongan, Wang Yongan felt wronged, why did he still resent me for coming?

Wang Yongan thought, how can I attract the attention of beautiful women? The first rule of otaku pickles, dead skin and face! But look at the way the bodyguard's sturdy head and big braids are wrapped around his neck, the three of them are not fierce generals, they are authentic thugs, forget it, it's not worth it to let people beat. The second rule of otaku pickles, the most important thing is to make beautiful women happy! Yes, make her laugh and tell jokes!

But searching the intestines, this gentleman doesn't seem to have any jokes except for yellow jokes, which is really embarrassing.

Wang Yongan knocked on his head, and suddenly thought of a few jokes that were no longer funny in later generations, but they were still interesting in this era, so he turned his head to Li Yao and Gong Wuyuan and said: "Li Yao, Lao Gong, I am bored on the road, let me tell you two a few interesting things I encountered when I was studying abroad." ”

"Okay, Fourth Master, you must have encountered a lot of strange things in RB for so many years, right?" Li Yao immediately said excitedly, he is a lively character, seeing that Wang Yongan wants to tell a story, how can there be any reason not to cater to him. The trip was boring, so I just listened to the owner who came back from abroad talk about foreign things, and everyone took it as a fun conversation.

Gong Wuyuan also stammered: "Four-four-four-four...... Fourth Young Master but but but but ...... But it doesn't hurt to talk about it. ”

Wang Yongan gently glanced at the little beauty with his peripheral vision, although the little beauty still looked at him unpleasantly, but she was still attracted by his words, and her eyes drifted to him. Wang Yongan spoke the official dialect with a slight northern Jiangsu accent, which everyone could understand. It's just that the little beauty seemed to be a little angry by Wang Yongan's gaze just now, her ears were aimed at him, and she still looked at Wang Yongan with her side face that was not worth her life, and her eyes looked at the scenery that was slowly flashing outside the train.

Wang Yongxin suddenly became happy, it was obvious that his approach had a miraculous effect, and he would continue to work hard and be indomitable. So he said: "The things I said are all things that happened in the West, but they are not RB, but they are also very interesting. There is a country in the West called the French Empire, and a hundred years ago they had an emperor named Napoleon......"

"Fourth master, why does he call this and a broken name?" Li Yao asked curiously, "Broken wheel, don't you take a good wheel, take a broken wheel?" ”

Someone on the side interjected: "This master, don't talk nonsense, this is the rule of the French Empire, right?" I used to know an SD man called Yu Dogleg, and I don't understand why he is called Yu Dogleg. He said that it was their habit, that his father and mother would not be named, and that his father would run out of the yard with his eyes closed after he was born, and whatever he saw when he opened his eyes was called it. When his father saw the dogleg, he named him the dogleg. ”

Li Yao couldn't believe it: "This brother, what if that kid and his father see ****?" ”

"It's called Yu ****." The man said immediately.