Chapter 109 Talking about beauty and nonsense
At the beginning, Lu Ren stayed in Puyang City for a few days, but the situation at that time was miserable, and it can be said that he almost lost his life in Puyang City several times. Now that Lu Ren has changed his body, and when he comes to Puyang as the senior administrator of Puyang City, Lu Ren will have that kind of mentality similar to Hu Hansan, which is actually understandable.
With such a mentality, he swaggered into the city, and Lu Ren was not in a hurry to report to the government office of Puyang City immediately, but asked some of his entourage to go to the post house to rest first, and he drove the carriage, and then brought four more familiar entourages to browse in Puyang City.
At that time, Lu Ren stayed in Puyang City for a few days, but at that time, Lu Ren was hiding everywhere, looking for an opportunity to escape, where would he have leisure to visit the city? The situation is different now, and Lu Ren also wants to go to the place where something happened to him at that time to see if there is any change.
From that time, time has not been long, nor is it short, at least at that time, there are no traces of the fire in the city anymore. With a vague memory, Lu Ren first found the place where he took Lu Bu's halberd, and the interest of pretending to be 13 also surged up for a while, and he gestured to Wan'er in the car and the entourage who followed:
"It was here that day that I met Lu Bu in the midst of the chaos. Lu Bu smashed down with a halberd on the red rabbit horse......"
Someone next to him picked up and said, "Lu Bu's halberd? How did Captain Lu resist? ”
"Of course I ......am" Lu Ren originally wanted to say that he had knocked Lu Bu's painting halberd away with a sword, but suddenly remembered that Cao Cao had also asked about it, and because he didn't want to expose his secrets, he denied it. But if he told the truth at this time, would there be a problem if it reached Cao Cao's ears? So Lu Ren immediately changed his words: "Of course I just rolled on the spot and ran into an alley." ”
The four entourages of "......" were all a little speechless.
Lu Ren smiled: "I know it's embarrassing to say this kind of thing, but it's better to be embarrassed than to lose your life." Although I, Lu Ren, am not a weak scholar who is powerless, I have neither the courage nor the martial arts, why don't I run away when I meet a fierce general like Lu Bu? Do you want me to fight with him? That's looking for death, okay? ”
The four entourages thought about it, but if it was a few of them, they would have to run away from the desert if they really ran into Lu Buna. And if you really want to talk about it, Lu Ren can still escape with his life when he encounters Lu Bu, which is also a kind of ability in itself.
Wan'er also sat on the wheel at this time to listen to Lu Ren's story, and when she heard this, Wan'er couldn't help but be a little worried: "Then how did the lord escape from Puyang City later?" I really haven't heard the Lord mention these things before. ”
Lu Ren sighed: "Don't mention it, who would talk about some of their original troubles when they are fine?" You don't know how miserable I was at that time, I hid in this area sneakily for several days without saying anything, I didn't even dare to come out to find food, and I was hungry for days. Later, it was not easy for Lu Bu to open the city gate and let the people in the city go out of the city to pick wood, and then I pretended to be a woodcutter and went out of the city...... Oh yes, let's go to the gate over there. ”
Lu Ren looked at the stairs of the city gate, and said to Wan'er and his entourage: "Although Lu Bu's character is notoriously good, his subordinates still have some good people. It was here at that time, I was so hungry that I couldn't walk, and it was Gao Shun under Lu Bu who mistakenly thought I was a hungry citizen, so he gave me some dry food, and I had the strength to escape from Puyang after eating. Hey......"
Lu Ren's gaze suddenly turned to the road next to him, and said thoughtfully: "You may not believe it when you say it, it was here that I unexpectedly met Minchan." ”
"Mink Chan!?"
Everyone was stunned. And when a bunch of men get together, women are often the most exciting topics for them, as if they are quite well-known beauties, so there is an entourage that immediately says: "I have heard many people mention this woman." It is rumored that this woman is extremely charming, and she can confuse people like Su Daji, so she can confuse Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu into turning against each other. Since Captain Lu has seen it, is this woman as bewitching as the rumors say? ”
"Very glamorous?" Lu Ren smiled and waved his hand: "This description is a bit excessive. In my opinion, Minchan is not glamorous at all. On the contrary, she is a kind of beautiful and refined beauty, like the snow in midsummer and the peach blossoms in the middle of winter, which makes people unforgettable just by looking at it. And this kind of beauty really has nothing to do with words like 'bewitching'. ”
The four attendants all let out an "oh", and it was unknown what kind of picture would pop up in their minds, but their eyes all looked at Wan'er beside Lu Ren, and someone asked even more boldly: "How does the beauty of Diao Chan compare with Miss Wan'er?" ”
How could Lu Ren have thought that someone would ask such a question? So I didn't think about it, and responded without thinking: "I can't compare, my Wan'er and Minchan can't compare at all." If you really want me to say it, my Wan'er is like a piece of jade, which needs to be carefully carved to show the color of jade, but Diao Chan is a natural jade, and it is already beautiful without any carving. ”
Seeing Lu Ren's response, the entourage magnified his courage a little more, and asked again with a smile: "I heard that Captain Lu traveled the world before he came out, so he must have seen a lot of beauties, right?" ”
At this time, Lu Ren was really energetic, because at this moment, he found a little bit of the feeling when he was drinking and chatting with a bunch of fox friends and talking about women in his time, and he was still secretly complacent: "Talk to me about women?" Lao Tzu can throw you dirt buns for 800 streets! How many beautiful ones can you see when you die? But in my own time, I just want to see beautiful women on the Internet, and even the whole body is smooth and slippery, as long as I have a heart, I can find it! ”
But these can't be said, Lu Ren just snorted and started farting: "I've really seen a lot of beauties, but in my eyes, Fang is the most beautiful today with three." ”
"Which three?"
Lu Ren snapped his fingers: "Minchan, let's not talk about this." Cai Yan, the daughter of the late Cai Zhonglang, is one, in fact, if you only talk about her appearance, Cai Yan is much worse than Diao Chan, but Cai Yan is temperamental, how to look at it and feel tasteful. Let me tell you this, if a woman is only beautiful but has no temperament, then her beauty will be very tacky, and once her youth is over, her beauty will be useless. But if a woman's temperament is good enough, then even if she is forty or even fifty years old, it will make people feel very tasteful, and Cai Yan is this kind of woman. ”
A few of the entourage couldn't understand these words, but they all nodded to indicate that Lu Ren's words were very reasonable.
Lu Ren continued: "There is another ......"
Speaking of this, Lu Ren suddenly froze. Originally, Lu Ren wanted to talk about Luo Shen Zhen Mi, but suddenly remembered that Zhen Mi was only twenty-one years old when he was in the ninth year of Jian'an, and the ninth year of Jian'an was 204 AD, and Lu Ren is now in the second year of Xingping, that is, at the end of 195 AD, so how old is Zhen Mi at this time? Kill a little girl who is up to thirteen years old!
However, Lu Ren has always been very good at nonsense, and as soon as his mind turned, he continued: "There is one more, in fact, she is only an eleven or twelve-year-old girl now." But eleven or twelve-year-old girls can have that kind of beauty, and it will be amazing when they grow up. ”
"Who, who!?" The retinue was also heathing.
Lu Ren said with a smile: "Zhongshan, Hebei, Zhen Yi and Zhen Shaobao's fifth daughter Zhen Mi." A few years ago, before I wandered to Xuzhou, I passed through Zhongshan and accidentally met Zhen Mi, who was just a little girl at the time. How so? This girl has been a beauty embryo since she was a child, and she also belongs to the kind of natural jade. Puyang is not too far from Zhongshan, and when she grows up in a few years, I really want to find a chance to see it again. ”
Everyone laughed, and someone immediately coaxed: "Captain Lu, these three are not something we can touch, but I have heard that Captain Lu has a relationship with Mi Zizhong's little sister Mi Shi in Xuzhou, and I heard that Miss Mi is also a famous beauty in Xuzhou." At the beginning, the captain was only a white cloth, and the door was uneven. But now that the captain has made a meritorious deed, why don't you invite someone to go to Xuzhou to talk about the matchmaker? You can't get a beautiful captain of the country, and it's not bad to marry a beautiful woman from the state! ”
Lu Ren waved his hand with a smile: "Go, go, what a mess!" ”
said so, but after such a long time, and now suddenly mentioning it, Lu Ren really has a little bit of thoughts about Mi Zhen, and he secretly slandered in his heart: "You guys are making fun of me." But you don't know, I really almost married Mi Zhen as a wife! But now it seems that the virgin girl will still be cheaper in the end, right? It's a pity. However, with the humanistic concept of this era, if she really marries Liu Bei, she will only feel that she will get what she wants, right? Then maybe after I travel back, you will still achieve your reputation in Nagasakapo like the original historical process. Maybe that's your fate, as for me......"
Thinking of this, Lu Ren looked at Wan'er beside him with a smile. However, under this look, Lu Ren found that Wan'er lowered her head, her pretty face showed a little loss, and her hands were gently rubbing her sleeves. Feeling that Lu Ren was looking at her at this moment, Wan'er lowered her head and hesitated for a long time, and suddenly asked Lu Ren softly: "Lord, that Miss Mi must be a woman who is several times more beautiful than Wan'er, right?" ”
"Huh!?"
Lu Ren was a little reminiscent at this moment, and half-bent down to look at Wan'er's expression. It was only Lu Ren who bent down, and Wan'er turned around to avoid it. Lu Ren pursued, and Wan'er turned again; Look again, turn around again......
After looking after it a few times, Lu Ren's waist was a little sore, so he straightened up, put his head to Wan'er's ear and laughed softly: "Oops, oops, it turns out that my Wan'er was jealous when she heard me mention other beauties!" ”
Wan'er smiled slightly: "Jealous? ”
Lu Ren also remembered that the word "jealousy" seemed to come from the Ming Dynasty, and it should not have existed in the Han Dynasty. At the moment, he took a selfie and smiled: "I just know that there are other women in my heart, Wan'er, your heart is very sour!" ”
Wan'er's face suddenly turned red: "Where, where is there ......?"
Lu Ren grinned and turned to Wan'er's front, but before she could speak, Wan'er turned around with a red face. Lu Ren turned around again, and Wan'er turned around again...... This was repeated several times, until the four entourages were made quite uncomfortable, and they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud, so they could only endure it with laughter, and they couldn't help but endure it.
Lu Ren was amusing Wan'er, and suddenly someone over there shouted angrily: "Where did the shameless person come from, he dared to flirt with a woman from a good family on the street, what a crime should he be guilty of!" ”
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