Thousands of people nested in the bunker and rested for a while, and the first thing they did was to arrange for everyone to eat. Sun Hongxu held the map in his hand, led me, and found the kitchen of the Daqingshan base all the way, and found that the grain and rice were still there, although the vegetables were inedible, and the meat frozen in the refrigerator was still edible.

The two of us went back to the place where everyone was resting, and Sun Hongxu asked in a loud voice who would cook...... In a team of about 1,000 people, more than 800 people raised their hands and could cook. I laughed and said, "The Women's Army naturally has the benefits of the Women's Army, and if you catch any of them, you can be a cook." ”

Sun Hongxu was not polite, so he ordered more than 30 elderly and relatively stable women and told them to cook for everyone, as for the dishes, they would cook a big pot of broth first.

After sending away the aunts to cook, Sun Hongxu was going to lead the only dozen young men to the arsenal, and seeing that there were not enough people, he had to ask us to help, and called dozens of old men in their sixties to open the arsenal together, and moved out a lot of brand-new AK47s from it, and gave a shot to every survivor who could hold a gun.

Next, looking at the population, in addition to the thirty-six aunts who cook, and here are one hundred and seventy or eighty old men, old ladies and children, the remaining young and middle-aged people are more than eight hundred and fifty people, of which less than thirty are men, and there are more than eight hundred and twenty eldest girls and little daughters-in-law.

Then Sun Hongxu began to give lectures to these survivors, mainly to teach them how to shoot. Vietnamese female soldiers are well-known in the world, whether it is endurance or bravery, they are not worse than male soldiers at all, after Sun Hongxu's so-so integration, this women's army is like a decent organization, dinner is not ready, gorgeous Vietnamese girls, have selected the squad leader, platoon commander, company commander, battalion commander, the regiment commander is Sun Hongxu, this has long been undoubted. By the time the fragrant rice and piping hot broth are on the table, our Vietnamese women's army has been officially born.

However, the dead fat man was really a little worried about the combat effectiveness of these Vietnamese girls, so he wanted to find Jing'er over and be their head coach. He told me about the idea, but I rejected it: "I don't agree!" If Jing'er comes to Vietnam to help, then who will protect Brother Jiu? "After the fork in Guangxi, who would dare to call Brother Jiu to be the commander of the light pole? The dead fat man just gave up.

There are more girls naturally and beneficial, we put the entrance of the hole, we can't see the outside world, the more we are infected by the girls dangling in front of us, Vietnam has beautiful women, they are all very beautiful, and the people who see it are in a good mood. General Lai, who knew the Vietnamese language, was immediately surrounded by the girls and asked to explain the combat experience...... Ahem, how can I do that sweeping thing? Immediately turned his head to the side and pretended not to see.

The brown panda was also surrounded by more than a dozen little girls, everyone was surprised and happy, the panda has a natural affinity, just look at the appearance of natural and cute nothing to say, otherwise the United Nations Wildlife Conservation Organization will not use the portrait of the giant panda as a emblem. And the brown panda is a rare treasure in the panda family, how can children not like it? I repeatedly told them that the brown panda was a beast of prey and that it was dangerous, but they still pounced on it, touched the white belly of the brown panda, and were very happy.

Fortunately, the brown panda has been with us for a long time, and it is extremely popular, and it is not as tyrannical as when I first saw it, not to mention that the little girls are very timid, that is, they just touch the white hair on the belly of the brown panda.

I was scared into a cold sweat before I realized that these little girls couldn't understand Chinese either...... His grandmother's, if Lao Tzu really has a chance to unify the world in the future, he must let everyone speak Chinese and regard Chinese as the lingua franca of the pan-continent. At that time, he will also be divided into four and six levels, oral language will be tested for stand-up comedy, grammar will be tested for tongue twisters, and the application composition for the final exam will be written in classical Chinese, and a brush and inkstone will be used.

Among the survivors, there were three or four children under the age of five, who surrounded the stupid fork and listened to it recite Tang poems. I've been busy hitting the back of my head these days, how can I have any time to teach the stupid fork to memorize Tang poems, and as soon as I saw it shaking its head there, I knew that this guy was going to embarrass me again. Sure enough, as soon as he opened his mouth, he talked nonsense, what moonlight in front of the bed, what glass fell in love with frost, what bed had two people, and what two pairs of underground shoes...... Fortunately, the children in Vietnam couldn't understand, everyone saw a "crow" can actually speak, can't help but be very happy, around the stupid fork can't stop clapping, cheering for the stupid fork, the stupid fork is extraordinary, and began to carry goose, goose, goose for everyone, Wang Ba eats scales...... I covered my face with my hands in pain, thinking to myself ****** who taught this.

The women's army is full of vitality, but how do I think I feel bottomless, the soldiers of the women's army in front of me are too immature, many people look like high school students and college students, and they are tired and bent over with guns, can they still be expected to rush out to fight? But who are they not counting on now?

Sun Hongxu seemed to be as worried as I was, leaned over and sat down with me, frowning: "The quality of these female soldiers is really poor, and I am afraid it is impossible to expect them to reproduce the majesty of Vietnamese female soldiers in the short term." I spread my hands: "What then?" We still have to deal with the tin cans, otherwise we will wait for the strength of the tin cans to expand step by step, and if they invade our country, it will cause us a catastrophe. Sun Hongxu looked at me blankly: "Then what do you say?" We don't even know what the tin can beast is now, no matter ****, once we get close to that thing, the ear drums immediately roar, dizziness, how can this battle be fought? It's a good thing it's slow, otherwise I don't think we would have had a chance to escape. ”

I sighed, called Jian Tianhan over, and asked him to send a report to the headquarters, informing him of the situation here, and finally said: "It seems that that kind of tin can beast is very powerful, we must find a way to nip out the momentum of this matter in the bud, so as not to climb this broken thing to Dalian one day." ”

After a while, Fu Le called back, and I picked up the message and looked at it, which said that Lu Haibao had arrived safely at the Yongde Daxueshan Missile Base and met with Liu Ruobing, the head nurse. At present, Lu Haibao and others are familiarizing themselves with missile operations, and if necessary, they can let Lu Haibao, Liu Ruobing, and others provide long-range fire support for our operations in Vietnam under the long-range guidance of General Lai. If this is risky, send General Lai back to the Yongde Daxueshan missile base and let him operate the missile himself. At the end of the telegram, Brother Jiu specially advised: "Never use nuclear weapons unless absolutely necessary, nuclear pollution will not subside for decades, and we do not need a world where no grass grows." ”

After I read the telegram, I was silent, and handed the telegram to Sun Hongxu, and after Sun Hongxu read it, he said with black lines on his head: "Are you a non-governmental organization, how do you seem to dare to do it more than the central leaders?" I smiled and said, "That's because the central leaders didn't force us to do this, they really forced us to do this, and they promised to do more than us." ”

Sun Hongxu tilted his head and thought for a while: "I said Lao Hua, since we still have a big killer here, why don't we do it once." He touched his own nose like me: "I think, we can send people to Xuanguang City once, go there to catch a sample of an iron canned beast and come back, and when the time comes, don't you have a clue." ”

I was overjoyed, and the fat dead man yelled, "What are you kidding? Didn't you say that the tin canmon can spit venom, that the venom can melt anything but stone and soil? Why should we catch such a strange thing? It's better not to catch it, and if you catch it, we'll be finished first. ”

I saw Sun Hongxu shaking his head slightly, and said with a smile: "This is easy to do......" I also thought of it, and blurted out: "Do you want to make a set of slate armor and body protection?" Sun Hongxu smiled and said: "Although slate armor is also possible, how long does it take to make it?" Besides, it's dead, and it's not easy to wear. In my opinion, it is better to make a set of ceramic armor, which is easy to make, as long as it is made with yellow mud and burned at a high temperature. If we are worried that the ceramic armor is too heavy to move, we can just make the armor thin. I exclaimed in unison with the dead fat man, "What a brilliant idea." ”

Sun Hongxu's face was full of black lines: "Please, don't look down on people so much, okay?" I'm also a special military expert, is this kind of thing still difficult for me? ”

This guy really didn't brag, and beckoned a newly elected battalion commander to come over, and said: "Guo Yahui, take your people to carry out the guard mission, no matter what comes close to our camp, they will be killed." "This Guo Yahui looks like a tomboy, with a three-seven head, and the hair is short, not much stronger than my bald head. Guo Yahui immediately stood up and saluted and replied: "Yes!" So he led the patrol with his team.

Sun Hongxu instructed a few brothers to find some yellow mud, added some water, and then used gauze to filter out the impurities in the clay, and finally obtained a relatively pure clay, and then Sun Hongxu began to add sand to the clay, and mixed the clay and sand evenly.

The dead fat man looked at it inexplicably and asked, "Why are you adding sand?" How good is it to use clay directly? I pulled him by the hand and whispered, "Sand in the clay can be used to reinforce it." The dead fat man suddenly realized: "Oh...... Is it similar to the principle of concrete? I looked up to the sky and sighed, and I didn't bother to explain it to him. Sun Hongxu couldn't look at it, smiled, and said: "After the pottery embryo is made, it will be baked at a high temperature of about 1,000 degrees. If sand is added to the clay embryo, the fire can burn the quartz body contained in the sand, thus forming a glass sheath on the surface of the pottery...... It can play the role of reinforcement and waterproofing. ”

Sun Hongxu's hands are very delicate, they are simply a pair of magician's hands, the soft mud after his beating, soon turned into a piece of strangely shaped pottery embryo, some parts I can still see what the part is, but most of the parts I don't know what they are used for, I and the dead fat man looked at the pottery embryo that came out one after another like a trick in Sun Hongxu's hands, and the more I looked at it, the more I admired the five-body throwing to the ground. I lost my voice and said, "Are you sure you're a special military technician?" How do I look like a general craftsman used by the emperor in ancient times? ”

Sun Hongxu smiled slightly: "It's over." ”

In less than two hours, he had all the parts of a suit of armor ready, and when I saw him stand up and clap his hands, I knew that he had set it on fire.

In this case, of course, I do not know how he is going to build a kiln, like the one used by the potters to burn pottery; I don't know how he applied lead to the glaze, although there was still some lead in this place. I was thinking about going over to see how it was fired, but General Lai pulled me aside and asked quietly, "Old flower, do you bring toilet paper?" ”

I nodded, and at the same time saw that General Lai was a little embarrassed, so I didn't say anything, took out a napkin from my pocket and gave it to him, and turned my head to look for Sun Hongxu, but General Lai grabbed me again, and said in sweat: "It's too little, give more." I gave him another one, and he still wouldn't let go, and I was stunned and asked, "It's just, two pieces of paper are not enough?" "I thought you weren't tall, but I didn't expect your ass to be quite big. I gave him a third one, but he took the opportunity to snatch away all my packs of napkins and threw me a sentence: "Like a girl, yes, buckle and collect." ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately said "hey......", thinking to myself, what are you doing, even if your ass is as big as someone else's, but your ass eyes are not the same size as everyone else, why do you want to snatch my pack of napkins? What will I use after I snatch it all? Do you want to learn from your ancestors to wipe your buttocks with leaves?

When he turned back, he couldn't see Sun Hongxu's shadow anymore, and even the pottery embryos he had made were removed. I was wondering where he had gone, when General Lai came back and wiped his sweat with his sleeve: "Hey old flower, you have done me a great favor." I smiled and didn't say no, thinking that your ass was happy, and my ass was going to suffer in the future.

On second thought, no, why did he finish going to the toilet so quickly? Before I could ask, General Lai sighed and whispered in my ear: "Women are troublesome, just now a girl asked me for sanitary napkins...... Ahem, how can I have that thing? I had to come to you for help......"

I laughed when I heard this, it turned out that this was the case, so it was no wonder that General Lai snatched a pack of napkins from me...... But after laughing twice, I sensitively felt that this matter was very troublesome, and said to General Lai: "Lai, it's not a way to go on like this, think about it, a woman's menstruation stumped the two of us, there are seven or eight hundred female compatriots here, what if everyone reaches out and asks us for sanitary napkins, what can we do?" ”

General Lai is an expert in leading troops to fight, but he was at a loss for these trivial things in life, and looked at me blankly: "Yes, what should I do?" I called Jian Tianhan and Wu Shuyuan over and said, "Brothers, give you a difficult task...... I went to search the health center of this base, and the hygienists were usually lesbians to see if there were any feminine products they had left behind. ”

Jian Tianhan was still stupid with me: "What are feminine products?" I was so angry that I couldn't help but say, "Your girl Wang didn't tell you?" In the end, Wu Shuyuan was smart, pulling Jian Tianhan and leaving, and said as he walked: "Look at you stupid, the so-called feminine products are things that we men don't need...... Jian Tianhan suddenly realized when he heard it: "Oh, it turned out to be eyebrow pencil lipstick...... Oh, and bras......"

I hurriedly called the two of them back again, and said shamefully, "How can I have you two stupid subordinates? "I asked you to find out if there are any extra sanitary napkins, do you understand?" The two guys nodded in astonishment, Wu Shuyuan seemed to want to ask what a sanitary napkin was, but it had been pulled away by Jian Tianhan.

I turned my head and looked at Lai Yong embarrassedly, but he didn't care, and said with a smile: "Male babies, most of them are careless and don't understand women's supplies, and it's not a big mistake." As soon as he said this, I became solemn, and discussed with General Lai: "I said Lai, this is not a way." Even if the health post here has a little stock, it must not be much, and since we have gathered them, we must always be responsible for them. You can't just blame others for their lack of combat effectiveness, but not worry about their actual difficulties, right? ”

When General Lai heard me say this, he nodded and said, "You are right, this matter is really careless...... It's really not good, just ask Li Jiankun to collect a little, there are more good materials in the country, and it is relatively safe. He touched his nose: "It's good, but Li Jiankun is probably very busy over there, and I'm afraid he doesn't necessarily have time to find sanitary napkins for us." Besides, compared with rescuing the villagers, the difficulty of this sanitary napkin is simply not worth mentioning. ”

I shook my head: "No...... I can't say that, let's push ourselves and others, I now think that if I have blood all over my crotch, then how can I ......" I really can't go on, General Lai was also shocked when he heard it, and said: "Immortal Banban......" The old words were scolded, so naturally I was really anxious. It's a pity that a military general is a military general, no matter how anxious he is, he can't be a cook, he only has a dry stare.

I sighed and said, "Let's ask the headquarters for help, it's not far from the Chengdu base in Sichuan, so if you can't do it, send someone to airlift a batch of supplies." This is a military base, and there is no shortage of weapons and ammunition, so ask Wang Xiaoyuan to send a plane to airlift a batch of feminine products...... What Wu Shuyuan said just now is right, I can do it without eyebrow pencils and lipsticks, but sanitary napkins, bras and so on, can't be in short supply...... Let Wang Xiaoyuan consider the specific things, she is a woman, a little more than us gentlemen. Ou Xiang sat next to him, and after listening to our conversation, he sent a telegram to Wang Xiaoyuan of Chengdu Chengfei Base, and after a while, Wang Xiaoyuan sent us a call back, saying that it was a trivial matter and promised to complete the task.

A few of us exhaled, and were thinking of beckoning General Lai to see the production process of ceramic armor together, but saw General Lai suddenly scream, turned over and fell, and immediately fainted...... You see, what is the nail in General Lai's neck? ”

We all hurriedly focused our eyes...... What a big black mosquito! (To be continued.) )