Chapter 107: You're Not a Beard
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Qi Tian walked out of the house and went straight to the traitor's residence.
Wuzi looked at Qi Tian who disappeared around the corner of the house, and said softly: "This is the feeling I am looking for, I hope I am not with the wrong person." ”
After speaking, Wuzi strode to the door of the stockade not far away, waiting to pick up the others.
Soon, Qi Tian came to the outside of the designated stone room according to Wuzi's words.
Qi Tian saw through the dirt-covered glass on the window, and vaguely saw a man and a woman in the room playing a funny game.
The man was thin, with eyes as small as beans, and a half-inch stubble on his chin; The woman had a standard beauty hairstyle, wore a big red belly pocket, and always laughed one after another, which made the man very unhappy.
That man is naturally the one who betrays the sandy sky.
Qi Tian stood outside the door but had nothing to do, and had no choice but to think of a strategy, and the two people in the house soon entered a high-intensity exercise.
Qi Tian, who was standing by the window, kept taking deep breaths, but the voice was too excited, causing the little prince under his crotch to become stronger unconsciously.
Qi Tian was speechless about this.
Soon, the sound that made Qi Tian feel excited stopped in the room, and the little prince under his crotch became obedient and no longer tough.
At this time, this dialogue came out of the room-
"It's been too cool for the past two days, and my physical strength can't keep up."
The man gasped.
The woman's face was full of spring, and she said with a smile: "Dead ghost, I have said it, there is no such thing as you." ”
Although the woman said this, she thought in her heart: "Mud horse, I haven't seen a woman!?" Fortunately, my mother and I often practice, otherwise I wouldn't have let you die? Exercise! ”
The man straightened up, rubbed his big hands on the woman's body constantly, but said: "In this life, if you should enjoy yourself, you can't wronged yourself, who knows when you will sleep (die)." ”
The voice fell slightly, and the man continued: "As for me, I used to follow Sha Mantian, and I only knew how to hide the money I earned, and I didn't know how to distribute it to my brothers, so that the brothers couldn't steal it all year round, so they could only solve it by themselves." ”
Solve it yourself?
The woman looked at the man suspiciously and whispered, "How to solve it?" ”
The man said with a sad face: "One quick movement of the left hand and right hand, and one quick movement of the right hand and left hand......"
"Poof, haha......"
Before the man could finish speaking, the woman couldn't hold back her laughter for a moment.
The man looked at the woman with a look of surprise on his face for an instant, and then said, "Isn't it funny?" ”
The woman noticed the man's complexion change, then stopped laughing and whispered, "It's okay." ”
"Lying. Groove, you say it's okay, right!? Gotcha, go on, I won't make you scream today, Lao Tzu has your surname. ”
After the man finished speaking, he pressed the woman down again and carried out a frenzied siege.
Qi Tian, who was outside the window, heard the conversation between the two and thought, "The addiction is not ordinary, and I have no interest in that." ”
The voice fell slightly, and the little prince under his crotch betrayed him.
At this time, five black shadows flashed in Qi Tian's sight, and then a fat black shadow appeared, and the group arrived at the door of an adobe house in the blink of an eye, only to see a person in front knocking on the door, and then a person came out of the house, due to the distance, he couldn't hear what to say, and the next second, the man's face was hit with a heavy punch, and then a group of mermaids rushed in, leaving only one outside to control the wind (sentry).
Seeing this, the corners of Qi Tian's mouth lifted lightly, it was naturally the fat man's five constants and the "sharp knife".
For the growth of "wolf teeth" and "sharp knives", Qi Tian is very pleased.
Soon, however, there was no staccato sound in the room.
Qi Tian looked at the sky, then walked to the door, stretched out his hand and knocked on the door.
At this time, a man's voice came from the room: "Who's the hell?" ”
Qi Tian said in a deep voice: "The one who sends the rich (the one who delivers the meal)." ”
"Send rich?"
The man asked quizzically.
Qi Tian hurriedly said: "Buckle hands (yellow rice), Chicai fried rollers (scrambled eggs with leeks), hollow seeds and sea foam (green onion sauce), and a long neck stewed in the field (stewed goose with potatoes)." ”
When the man heard this, he thought, ". , there are also pond vegetables fried rollers, intimate, what is really lacking to make up for (leeks to supplement the kidneys). ”
Then the man touched his stomach and whispered to the woman, "It's a little empty (hungry)." ”
The woman nodded and agreed, "I'm also a little hungry." ”
After speaking, the man said, "Is there any pulp (wine)?" ”
Qi Tian said in a deep voice: "The best 'three bowls are not enough' (Kanto yaki)." ”
Hearing Qi Tian's words, the man rubbed his hands again and again, and then laughed and said, "Come in." ”
"Uh......"
Qi Tian knew that there was a woman in the house who was inconvenient to enter, and was hesitating how to reply in jargon.
As soon as the man finished speaking, he looked at the woman who was only wearing a big red belly pocket, and immediately felt that something was wrong, and then said, "Don't come in, wait a while." ”
Hearing the man's words, the corners of Qi Tian's mouth couldn't help but have a mysterious smile.
The man touched a handful of big white steamed buns on the woman's chest, and then smiled and said, "You go and bring it in." ”
The woman glanced at the only fig leaf on her body, the big red belly pocket, and said, "You can't bear to let me cheapen the cub outside?" ”
The man chuckled at the corner of his mouth, and then said, "Fight again after eating." ”
After finishing speaking, he touched the snow-white steamed bun again, and gently flicked the large pink pimple.
The woman was blushing by the man's actions, and then said, "Wait, the old lady will go." ”
The man looked at the woman on the kang and thought, ". Yes, being a god is nothing more than that! ”
Qi Tian, who was standing outside the door, clearly heard the sound of someone walking out.
Immediately after the door was opened, a woman with a freckled face blinked at Qi Tian's big eyes, Qi Tian immediately shifted his gaze to the depths of the woman's peach blossoms - two snow-white steamed buns.
When the woman saw this, she scolded in her heart: "Damn, one is more colorful than the other." ”
Immediately afterwards, the woman looked at Qi Tian, who was empty-handed, and asked suspiciously, "Hey, where is the pulp?" ”
After a sound, Qi Tian reacted instantly, and then thought: "In addition to looking at the face, the figure is still material." ”
"Uh......"
Qi Tian swallowed his saliva, and then said, "On the stone bench at the back door, you come, I'll get it for you." ”
With that, the woman walked out the door.
Just after the door closed, the woman immediately looked puzzled, then grabbed Qi Tian's clothes, and asked suspiciously, "Aren't you a beard!?" ”
Qi Tian was shocked.
Not a beard, how did you guess that?
- Stone bench.
Qi Tian didn't have time to think about it, turned around in an instant, and slammed his knife into the back of the woman's neck.
It's just that......
What Qi Tian never expected was that the knife did not hit the back of the woman's neck, but was cleverly dodged by the woman.
Qi Tian was shocked again.
I thought to myself, "Looks like you can do kung fu!" ”
Seeing Qi Tian move, the woman instantly urged her waist to escape from the attack range, and immediately put her fists across her chest, and asked in a deep voice: "Who are you?" ”
The corners of Qi Tian's mouth lifted slightly, and he whispered, "Guess." ”
Qi Tian's voice fell slightly, and a sentence came from the room: "Damn, what are you doing, don't you hurry up?" ”
After hearing this, the woman was about to scream, but she saw Qi Tian raise her fist and attack.
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