352. Heroes get drunk
Zhang Ershun never drank when he was at home, and he didn't know what the rules of the wine field were at all, thinking that the toast was casually toasted, just now I heard Sun Jiashu mention his girlfriend, thinking it was Sister Luye, so he became interested, when he was at the Cape of Good Hope before, he didn't hear Luye say what kind of official her father was? The purpose of his toast was to ask about Luye's current situation, and his mouth was almost about to be exposed, but fortunately, Huang Zhennan didn't care at the time.
"Zhang Ershun, didn't you see the umbrella trainer here? He's the biggest official here, so you have to respect him first. Sun Jiashu hurriedly led Zhang Ershun to Huang Zhennan's position, so as not to let him continue to question.
"That's not good, whoever wants to toast me must first drink three bottles of beer, and also say the reason for the toast, otherwise I won't drink it." Huang Zhennan is not stupid, if so many people respect him, they must drink and lie down after a round.
Zhang Ershun listened to the toast to drink three bottles of wine first, thinking that it was the rules of the wine field, without saying a word, he immediately picked up the bottle and drank it, he was not afraid of drinking beer, because it was the same as drinking beer and drinking drinks, but after drinking three bottles of beer in a row, he was blindfolded, because if you want Huang Zhennan to drink, there must be a condition, that is, to say the reason for drinking, the problem is that he really can't find any reason, he doesn't know each other, what reason will there be, Zhang Ershun didn't know how to speak for a while, standing next to Huang Zhennan didn't know what to do, he looked at Sun Jiashu helplessly, Sun Jiashu hurriedly whispered a few words in his ear, and Zhang Ershun asked in disbelief: "Platoon commander, is it okay to say that?" ”
"Don't worry, you'll go." Sun Jiashu encouraged Zhang Ershun.
Zhang Ershun had no choice but to pour wine for Huang Zhennan, he stammered and said: "Chief, chief, just now you said that you used to be from farming, I, my ancestors have been farming for eight generations, and I can also farm, turn the land, cut wheat, and do all the work, I toast your wine, if you can afford the old farmer, you can drink, if you look down on it, you don't drink." ”
"Hahaha, what about my gentleman, young man, to tell you the truth, my family's ancestors have also farmed for eight generations, if I look down on the old farmer, I look down on my father and mother, I look down on my ancestors for eight generations, I must drink this wine." Huang Zhennan took the teapot and drank it, and after drinking, he picked up the wine bottle and drank two bottles in a row, drinking so much at once, Huang Zhennan's face began to turn red, and he spoke a little tongue-curling: "Come, everyone raise the wine bottle and toast together, I can tell you that there is no limit to today's wine, and you can drink as much as you want." "This is good, the original rule is that each person can only drink two bottles of beer, now there is no limit, for the young people who have not smelled the smell of beer in the second half of the year, it is really a long drought and sweet rain, that is a great temptation.
"The umbrella trainer is great, long live the umbrella trainer!" Everyone happily raised the wine bottle and touched it, for a while, everyone regardless of the guest of honor, regardless of the superior, one by one, drank on the wine bottle, the room only heard the sound of the "ping pong" wine bottle impact, and then the sound of "coo dong coo" drinking.
Half an hour later, all the wine was reimbursed, the wine bottles were thrown in a mess, it seemed that the average person was at least ten bottles of beer, and then look at the people in the room, one by one they were drunk red, the engineer drank a little violently, a smell of alcohol came up, he felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly ran out of the door, and before he reached the door, he squirted out, and the filth that spit on the ground was still foaming with beer, and a private hurried over to help him.
"Squad leader, you've drunk too much, I'll send you back to the dormitory to rest."
"I'm fine, I still want to drink, I'll give you another cup of umbrella training, umbrella training, a glass to you." The engineer pushes the little private.
"Okay, drink again." There were no wine bottles on the table, Huang Zhennan looked down for wine, there were empty bottles everywhere on the ground, Huang Zhennan picked up a bottle and poured it into his mouth but only dropped a few drops of wine, hurriedly picked up another bottle and poured it, still no wine, he shouted angrily: "Correspondent, what about wine, serve wine." ”
Qin Jian saw that everyone was drunk, and hurriedly came up to stop him: "Senior, Umbrella Trainer, you see that everyone is drinking and vomiting, and they can't drink anymore." ”
"Hahaha, I vomited, I vomited when I drank this little wine, who spit out is a bear bag, if you want to drink it, who of you has me to drink more?" Huang Zhennan said.
"Umbrella training commander, you are massive, how can we compare with you, you see they have drunk too much, and they have to train tomorrow, and now it's time to turn off the lights, we can't break the rules of the army, right? Do you want to get them back to sleep? Qin Jian said.
"The lights are out?" Huang Zhennan was a little unconvinced.
"Look, it's almost eleven o'clock." Qin Jian stretched out his wrist and asked Huang Zhennan to look at the time.
"Yes, you can't break the rules of the troops, okay, let's retreat, go back to sleep, communicator, take them to the dormitory." Huang Zhennan said.
"Yes." The private ran up to him and said, "Chiefs, please." ”
Everyone followed the private out of the canteen, Huang Zhennan also followed, a gust of wind blew, Huang Zhennan felt lightheaded, he hurriedly held on to the root of the wall, he drank too much today.
"Captain Umbrella, are you alright?" Qin Jian hurriedly stepped forward to support Huang Zhennan.
"I'm fine, don't help me." Huang Zhennan's tongue was a little curly when he spoke, he just took a step, and he stumbled again, and the cooking squad leader ran over to help him.
"Umbrella Trainer, you drank too much, I'll send you back."
"I didn't drink too much, didn't you see that I was going to send guests?" Huang Zhennan said slowly.
"This squad leader, please send the umbrella training leader back to the dormitory." Qin Jian said to the cooking squad leader.
"Yes, guaranteed to complete the mission." The cooking squad leader picked up Huang Zhennan and left.
"You kid really didn't count, didn't you see me sending guests?" Huang Zhennan turned his head back to talk to Qin Jian, but the cooking squad leader forcibly took him away.
Seeing Huang Zhennan walking away, Qin Jian said to the little private: "Little comrade, you lead the way in front, we will live in the dormitory." ”
"Yes, the chiefs come with me." The private walked in front as he spoke, and everyone immediately followed behind, these special forces are now walking in one step and three shakes, completely without the usual majesty, everyone followed the little private all the way, about a few rows of rooms, the private led them into a small round door, there are many rooms inside, except for two with lights on, the other rooms are dark and rumbling, it seems that the dormitory should be here, the private first led Qin Jian into a single room, there is a TV in it, and the bed is Simmons.
"Chief, this is your room, you can wash up and rest."
"What about them, where is their room? Why don't you let us live together? Qin Jian asked.
"Their dormitory is next door, and the leader specially explained that I will arrange a single room for you." The private replied.
"That's not good, I'm also going to participate in this training camp, let's live together." Qin Jian said.
"Chief, you live first, tomorrow I will ask the leader to change with you, if you really want to change now, you can go to sleep next door, where the bed is ......."
Before the soldier's words were finished, Qin Jian had already fallen headlong on the bed and did not move.
The private came out of Qin Jian's room with a smile, and saw that everyone was standing in the courtyard, and some people were urinating in the washbasin, and hurriedly said to everyone: "There is a bathroom in the house, it is convenient for everyone to enter the house." He beckoned everyone to a large room with more than 20 beds, which seemed to be used by the trainees in normal times.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the conditions are a bit rudimentary, I hope you will bear with me." The private said politely to everyone.
This is still simple, for these special forces, it is already good to be able to sleep in bed, anyway, there are many beds, everyone is crowded into the lower bunk, and after the body is next to the bed, they immediately lose their resistance, and quickly close their eyes and fall asleep.
"Is there anything else you need, chiefs?" The private asked several questions, but no one paid any attention to him, so he walked out of the house and closed the door with his hand.
The snoring in the house came and went, everyone quickly fell asleep, in the middle of the night, Sun Jiashu was awakened by urine, he leaned against the wall and walked to the bathroom to put the body fluids happily, this was a little sober, felt a little confused, his limbs were weak and weak, he went back to bed and continued to sleep, and he couldn't sleep if he wanted to sleep again, he remembered the umbrella training chief, legend has it that Huang Zhennan trained very strictly, even bigger than his position dared to scold, today it doesn't seem like that, it should be said that it is very gentle, it is like a big brother to them, He couldn't help but feel guilty for the lie he had just taught, in order to be able to make the umbrella trainer drink, even the old man who was an official made it up, thinking of this, his originally red face became hot. At this time, the door suddenly rang, Sun Jiashu hurriedly looked at the door, it turned out to be a big mouse from the crack in the door, only to see it vigilantly looking around, to see that there is no danger, then swaggered in, it crawled in the house after a few back and forth, did not find what it needed, a little disappointed, but a little reluctant, saw that the ground is all combat boots, are leather, it first pulled over a gnaw, it seems to be the right appetite, or go to other houses to see it It seems that it is ready to withdraw, and when leaving, it suddenly raised its head, and Sun Jiashu's gaze collided together, now the mouse, not afraid of people at all, it raised its front paws, as if to demonstrate to Sun Jiashu, Sun Jiashu suddenly felt that his hands were itchy, look around, there is nothing to do, he wants to try how the master taught him how to flick his fingers, this mouse can be used as a target, what is it, Sun Jiashu looked at the table, saw a bottle of ink on the table, Sun Jiashu gently reached for the ink bottle, did he want to use the bottle to smash the mouse? This seems too level, Sun Jiashu got the bottle but slowly condensed the cap, this plastic cap is only the size of a button, the weight is very light, Sun Jiashu pinched the cap in his hand.
Seeing that Sun Jiashu ignored it, the big mouse began to crawl out of the door, and soon it was about to climb near the crack of the door, Sun Jiashu was secretly lucky, "whoosh" was a sound, the bottle cap flew out, not biased or oblique, just hit the little head of the mouse, the mouse's head was broken at once, blood spurted out, the mouse kicked its limbs in pain, screamed sadly, the cry became weaker and weaker, and finally the body did not move.
At this time, the engineer was also woken up by urine, he looked left and right, his comrades were sleeping soundly, in any posture, where is this, he thought hard, only knew that he drank a lot of wine yesterday, it seemed that he vomited, and he didn't even remember how to come back, this wine was drunk, it was really embarrassing, he got out of bed, and he didn't know whose shoes it was, and he was ready to go out to relieve himself when he pulled the shoes, he didn't know that there was a bathroom in the house, he just walked at the door, and suddenly felt a softness under his feet, he looked down, and couldn't help shouting in fright: "Mom." ”