Xiao Hulu's eyes were dazzled, and he stepped forward and grabbed Fang Hao's neck by the collar, and was about to beat this hateful kid severely.

"That's enough." Finally, a sharp voice rang out, coming from the six servants who followed Xiao Hulu.

Xiao Hulu was stunned for a moment, and the hand that grabbed Fang Hao's neck collar immediately let go, and looked back at his team of servants.

The servant who opened his mouth was thin and small, and although his voice was sharp, he had a big beard, which did not match his accent very well, and at this moment he seemed to realize that his voice was too loud for his master, so he hurriedly stroked his chest with his right hand, bent down and said: "Your Excellency, please don't be angry, it's still important to fight with Da Song Wenzhan." ”

The muscles on Xiao Hulu's face twitched a few times, but he still took a few steps back obediently, looked at Fang Hao and said viciously: "So, the previous one is definitely really yours?" ”

Fang Hao breathed a sigh of relief, after all, his physical fitness was too weak, and he was afraid of being beaten, these ministers and grandsons of the imperial court watched as if they were watching the excitement, and none of them came up to help him.

Straightening his collar, he grinned and said, "It's like a fake." ”

Xiao Hulu looked him up and down a few more times, and snorted: "The blind cat meets the dead mouse, and if you match one, you won't win, and if you have the ability, you will have three more pairs against me." ”

Fang Hao sighed: "Alas, little gourd, are the dough of your people as thick as yours?" For the last one, it is called the blind cat meets the dead mouse, and then for three; But what if these three match again? Do you still say that the blind cat meets the dead mouse again, and then ten of you, and then a hundred, a thousand, endlessly, I think you are addicted to the prosperity of my Great Song Dynasty, and make excuses that you don't want to return to China, right? ”

"Fart," Xiao Hulu trembled with anger as soon as he talked to this kid, and shouted angrily: "Three is three, and the envoy will admit defeat and return to China, how can there be so much nonsense." ”

"Okay, that's what you said, if the three of them come up, they will admit defeat happily."

"This envoy has made a statement, and the horse is difficult to chase."

"Okay, come on, come up and talk so much nonsense, grinding and chirping, not like a man."

"You ......" Xiao Hulu's teeth itched, and he almost stepped forward to beat this hateful boy again.

"Your Excellency, this is your tip." The thin servant with a sharp voice was afraid that his master would let it loose again, so he hurriedly took a few steps forward and handed him three bags.

Xiao Hu's trembling hand opened a brocade, regained his composure, and said in a proud tone: "Boy, you have listened to the first couplet: The morning glow is like a brocade, the evening glow is like a brocade, the east and the west are like the brocade. ”

Fang Hao didn't even think about it, he opened his mouth and came: "The crescent moon is like a bow, the waning moon is like a bow, and the bow is bowed down." ”

Xiao Hulu was taken aback, he originally thought that this kid could match the absolute of that piano, although he looked lazy, but he must be a big talent, but he didn't expect that this talent was too big, so big that he didn't even think about it when he was on the pair, and he just opened his mouth to come.

"Yes, that's right."

Among the silent ministers, someone finally applauded, and it was still Taiwei Chen who took the lead.

With the sparse applause of the five or six ministers who followed his faction, more than a dozen ****** also applauded, and finally Cai Jing also applauded, and as soon as he started to applaud, the dozens of ministers who followed him immediately applauded.

Cai Jing was embarrassed to pretend to be stupid again, after all, he was fighting with the envoys of the Liao State, and it would be impossible to pretend to be indifferent.

Fang Hao was inspired by the applause, and his ambition and pride suddenly rose to his heart, and he laughed and made a beckoning gesture: "Come on, come on, go on, don't stop, lose early and go home early, you have been out for so long, can your wife at home bear it?" Lao Wang next door is in good health? ”

Although Xiao Hulu didn't understand what Lao Wang next door meant, Fang Hao said that his wife could still understand it if he couldn't bear it at home, and he trembled with anger, but this time he didn't mean to come up and do it, and opened the second bag with a snort.

"The second uplink: a lonely boat, sitting on two or three sorcerers, using four oars and five sails, passing through six beaches and seven bends, after eight ups and downs, it is a pity that it is very late."

This is a couplet after reading, the golden palace is silent, all the civil and military generals are stunned, this is a digital couplet, from one to ten, the number is cleverly embedded in it, it can be said that it is a masterpiece in the middle.

Fang Hao also frowned, he was not stumped, but he faintly remembered in his previous life that he seemed to have heard of this Shanglian, when at the poetry meeting of the university, a little junior sister took this pair to embarrass a boy who pursued her, saying that it was right, and agreed to be his girlfriend.

Xiao Hulu saw that Fang Hao was stunned and didn't speak on the spot, his heart was suddenly refreshed, this evil breath felt a lot more comfortable now, and laughed and said, "That kid, how is it?" If you're sorry, just admit defeat, hahahaha. ”

Fang Hao covered his mouth and nose and glared at him angrily.

Xiao Hulu was puzzled: "What are you doing?" What do you do by covering your mouth and nose? ”

Fang Hao frowned and said, "Don't you rinse your mouth after eating?" The mouth is too stinky. ”

Xiao Hulu was furious, and he took a step forward to make a move.

Fang Hao straightened his chest and said, "Cultural war or martial arts?" If you admit defeat in civil warfare, we will fight. ”

Xiao Hulu stopped abruptly, suppressed the anger in his heart and said: "Wen Zhan, don't fight, hurry up, admit defeat if you don't say it." ”

Fang Hao sneered: "Little gourd, stand up your big ears and listen, ten years of cold windows, entered the ** family academy, abandoned the seven emotions and six desires, studied the five classics and four books hard, took the exam three times and twice, and must be in high school today." ”

"Yes, that's right." Taiwei Chen was worried for a long time, and when he saw that Fang Hao finally came up, he immediately applauded and shouted excitedly.

Xiao Hulu was dumbfounded, scratched his head and looked back at his servant, gritted his teeth and opened the last bag.

Fang Hao sneered: "The last one, little gourd, is ready to admit defeat." ”

Xiao Hulu glared angrily, and snorted: "Don't be complacent, this last pair will definitely be able to stump you, you listen well: the dwarf sheep has a long beard, do you comb it?" If you don't comb, you will grow and your sheep will be short. ”

"Can you understand what this is a couplet?" After reading it, he saw that most of the civil and military officials were full of suspicion, and only a few of them showed surprise, so he became proud again and asked Fang Hao.

Fang Hao really frowned this time, he could hear it, this couplet belongs to the upper and lower couplet reply style, also known as the inverted palindrome couplet, it is an extremely difficult kind of couplet, although I have been in contact with some before, but they are all five-character and seven-character short couplets, and I have never seen such a long or question-and-answer couplet.

Xiao Hulu saw that Fang Hao frowned and was silent, his heart was very happy, he put his hands behind his back and began to pace back and forth on the Golden Palace slowly, and his mouth was full of words as he walked around: "Boy, if you can't do it, just admit defeat, don't you look at who came out of this pair?" But if you go all over the Great Song Kingdom, you can't find our Da Liao, the first talented woman. ”

"What? The first talented woman? Fang Hao's ears were sharp, and he heard this sentence at once.

Xiao Hulu was obviously a little flustered, and said hesitantly: "What...... What a talented girl, are you deaf? I'm clearly talking about the first talent. ”

Fang Hao snorted, and his eyes happened to see that Lord Shangshu Jin of the household department was lowering his head and concentrating on picking his nostrils with his thick index finger, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face.

"Little gourd, isn't it just an inverted palindrome? What else is the first talented girl, you put your ears up and listen well: thick snakes and thin holes, difficult to get in and out? It's hard to get in and out, and the hole is thin and the snake is thick. ”

Hahahaha, all the civil and military officials laughed wildly, whether they understand the pair or not, but Fang Hao's next link is understood by everyone, and if he doesn't understand, he can't be considered a man.

The angry Xiao Hulu was red-faced, but Fang Hao noticed that the most annoyed person among the Liao people was not Xiao Hulu, but the servant who spoke out to stop Xiao Hulu's anger before, although the muscles on his face were stiff and rigid, but his ears Fang Hao could see clearly, and the roots of his ears were already red.