Episode 5 The Fish That Slipped Through the Net

I can't believe what is happening in front of me, this big zongzi can actually write! And the meaning is very kind, in fact he has saved us several times.

The fat man's eyes widened, and he asked stupidly, "You said you are a good person?" "It's been so many days, and it is estimated that he is also the first time to communicate with Zongzi head-on, so his performance is very unnatural.

The big zongzi nodded vigorously at the fat man, indicating that he agreed with the fat man's words.

For a while, I suspected that someone was pretending to be the big zongzi in front of me. I glanced back at Su Wan and saw that she was also inexplicably shocked.

When I looked back at the big zongzi, a disgusting scene came into my eyes: due to the nodding too violently, the flesh that was originally stuck to the face of the big zongzi fell off completely, and a puddle of mud fell to the ground. If you look at the head of the big zongzi again, there is only a sleek skull left!

Originally, I thought he was a zongzi pretended to be someone, but now he is self-defeating. He is indeed a zongzi, and the corruption is very serious, it seems that there is no good meat left in his body, and there is only a skeleton of bones left! The question is: how can this skeleton of bones move? Can you still communicate with us?

Da Zongzi also knew that it was difficult for us to understand his situation for a while, so he ignored our stunned and walked to the window of the living room in a few steps. He reached out and pointed to the ceiling above his head, drew a red cross on the wall beside him, then pointed to the floor under his feet, put a red cross on the wall, then pointed out the window, and then wrote three sets of numbers on the wall with his hand: 302, 501, 702.

The three of us watched it inexplicably, and we didn't know what the big zongzi meant. When I was stunned, I saw that Da Zongzi made two dangerous gestures one after another, pointing to the door, let's go quickly. The three of us glanced at each other, and while we were still hesitating, the big zongzi suddenly broke through the window and jumped from the fourth floor.

Several of us were taken aback, rushed to the window to take a look, and we couldn't help but be startled.

I don't know when downstairs, more than a dozen large and small zongzi have gathered, and they have surrounded the cash truck we drove, as if they want to see if there are any living people inside.

After he jumped from the upstairs, his body was beaten fiercely, and the rotten flesh attached to his body fell off in a large area, making him completely close to the skeleton. After the big zongzi hissed for a long time, he finally attracted the attention of the other zongzi, and then he saw the big zongzi pointing to a three-story parking lot next to him with his hand, and rushed over first, and the other zongzi also hissed and followed him to the parking lot.

He ...... He lured the dumplings downstairs away? The fat man asked incredulously.

I pushed him and whispered, "Don't study it, let's withdraw quickly." ”

Su Wan also came back to her senses, waved the gun, and said, "Follow me!" When he rushed to the corridor first, the fat man wanted to ask something, but time was too tight for him to speak again, so he had to follow Su Wan and run out. I still remember the task assigned to me by Su Wan as the queen of the palace, and I wanted to take a look at the situation around me before leaving, but I saw that the little boy who died in the woman's arms seemed to move, and I knew that he would soon be a corpse. At this time, I didn't dare to shoot him again, for fear that the gunshots would lead back the rice dumplings in the parking lot, so I quickly left the hall, fled into the corridor, and locked the door with my backhand.

The three of us rushed down the stairs as fast as we could, and climbed into the cash truck. At this time, the fat man muttered: "No wonder these damn zongzi came out to wander around before it was dark, it turned out that it was going to snow." I don't know if it's because the fat man's belly is softer, or because he takes care of it very carefully, the baby girl who is tied to his chest sleeps very sweetly.

Su Wan and I looked up, and sure enough, we saw a few jet-black clouds floating in the middle of the sky, blocking the sunlight. In this case, zongzi will start a large-scale hunting operation in advance, which is very dangerous.

The fat man didn't dare to delay, hurriedly started the car, and floated all the way back to the station. We locked all the doors and sat down in our chairs, vaguely scared as we remembered what had just happened.

The fat man took a few breaths and asked, "What's the matter with that big dumpling skeleton soldier?" ”

He asked me a question, and I was about to ask him. So I naturally moved my gaze to Su Wan's face. Comrade Police Flower was also at a loss, she shook her head, and said, "I can't say clearly, but obviously that big zongzi has no ill will towards us." ”

I agreed with Su Wan and said, "Not only did he not have malicious intent, but he also saved us several times...... What I want to know most now is: how can he still move? As you can see, after he jumped from the stairs, he almost didn't have a piece of flesh on his body, and he was still running so happily with an empty skeleton of bones...... This...... That's too much to say! Is he still a living being? It makes so much sense. ”

"There are so many things that don't seem to be logical!" Su Wan sighed and said, "Have you paid attention?" That big zongzi was thoughtful, and the words he wrote on the wall clearly expressed his meaning. ”

The fat man waved his hand and said, "I know what you are saying, what I want to know most now is that the big zongzi skeleton soldier jumped from the fourth floor, how can he be safe and sound?" It's the fourth floor, and if you fall from the second floor, you can kill someone. ”

I said angrily: "That's a person you're talking about, do you look at the appearance of a big zongzi, or a person?" We can't measure zongzi by human standards now. ”

Su Wan stood up, walked around the open space twice, and said, "Guys, let's not get into the horns of the bull now, let go of the things that we can't figure out for the time being, and sort out the current situation first." Let's not care why the big zongzi has thoughts, and he can't die, what we need to pay attention to now is that he does have thoughts, and he can't fall to death, as for why, since you can't figure it out, don't think about it first. ”

Su Wan's thoughts were very pragmatic, and I shook my head vigorously, shook off the problems that bothered me, and then said: "Yes, even if we figure out those problems, it won't help much, what we have to do now is how to deal with the situation in front of us." The last message that the big dumpling skeleton soldier left for us, obviously, according to my understanding, he meant that there were no living people on that building, and there was no need for him downstairs, and we also knew that there were no living people, because we had already carefully examined them. And the three sets of numbers that Da Zongzi later wrote on the wall obviously tell us that there may be living people in the three households in the residential building opposite. ”

When the fat man heard this, he jumped up and said, "I'm grass, since you've figured out the meaning of the big zongzi skeleton soldier, why didn't you say it until now?" ”

I looked at him with a smile and asked a little surprised, "Didn't you expect that?" ”

The fat man blushed rarely, and it seemed that he really didn't expect it.

Su Wan waved her hand and said, "I also understand the meaning of the big zongzi, but at that time, the dark clouds had already pounced, and we didn't have time to rescue those people anymore, so we could only wait until the sun came out tomorrow." ”

The fat man recalled the situation at that time, said "oh", suddenly sniffed his nose, looked at me in disgust, and said: "Lao Hua, you are too unparticular, you don't say a word in advance when you fart, and you still carry out a surprise attack." ”

As soon as the fat man said this, I also smelled a foul smell, and hurriedly declared: "Don't talk nonsense, it's not me!" You don't want to fart yourself and look at others, it's you. ”

The fat man hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's really not me, just with my Yang Toad physique, how can I put such a tasteless dumb fart?" Speaking of this, the fat man looked up at Su Wan and said hesitantly: "Sister Wan, is it your ......?"

Su Wan gave him a blank look and said, "It's not me." But apparently Su Wan also smelled the stench, and she couldn't help but wrinkle her nose.

"Oops!" The fat man snorted lightly, startling both me and Su Wan, and saw the fat man hurriedly open the strip of cloth tied to the baby, put the baby on the table, opened the small quilt and looked at it, and immediately frowned, and at the same time, the smell in the air became obvious.

The fat man said with a sad face: "She......"

Su Wan and I hurriedly rushed over, dancing around the little baby, not knowing what to do. The fat man glanced at us, stretched out his hand to push us away, and said, "Okay, let's do it, see you guys panic like that, and pull a with yourself." "The fat man is a fat man in the end, he has a bit of a steady talent, he twisted his fat ass into the bathroom inside, and when he came out, he already had a big piece of toilet paper in his hand.

After cleaning up the baby's stool, the fat man started to wrap her up again, although the technique was frizzy, but it was generally qualified.

Su Wanji said with a smile: "I really didn't see that the fat man still has these two moments." ”

The fat man smiled proudly: "My hometown is in the countryside, where family planning is not so strict, and the average family can have two children, but there is an age difference of seven years between the two children." My mother started working in the fields after my sister was two years old, and my sister was pretty much ......the one I brought up," he said, getting quieter and quieter, and at last he could barely hear it, and I guess he thought of his family again, and it was heartbreaking.

I want to persuade the fat man, but I don't know what to say, my own family is not the same!

The fat man silently picked up a new stack of hundred-dollar bills from his bedside and handed them to me. I was stunned and asked, "What are you giving me money for?" Besides, it's not your money, it's the bank's money, we can live here, and if we take other people's money, we will really become robbers. ”

The fat man laughed and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!" This is for wiping your ass. ”

"Huh?" I shook it and said, "What are you kidding?" This thing is hard, and if you wipe your butt with it, you won't directly rub it into hemorrhoids! Besides, this is the legal tender of the country, and insulting the fiat currency is insulting the state and will be sentenced. ”

The fat man showed that idiot look in his eyes again, and said, "Are you stupid? What are you talking about all that useless thing to do? To tell you the truth, there is only half a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom......" The fat man did not continue, but glanced back at the little baby, which obviously meant that he planned to leave the half roll of toilet paper for the little baby.

Su Wan silently walked to the fat man's "marching bed", leaned down and kissed the baby's face, then picked up a stack of banknotes and put them in her pocket, and then sat back on her marching bed casually.

The fat man said embarrassedly: "Sister Wan...... Don't you still have a newspaper...... The banknotes are too hard to use...... "Before he finished speaking, Su Wan had already started to roll the few old newspapers on the "bed" into a roll, put them at the head of the fat man's bed, and said with a faint smile: "It's better to keep it for the little baby." ”

The three of us didn't speak for a long time, and the little baby was so small that taking her with us didn't help us at all, but on the contrary, it was a great burden. However, none of us thought of abandoning her, on the contrary, everyone smiled inexplicably when they saw the baby's little face.

I often hear people say that children are the future of the motherland, and this little baby in front of us is likely to be the future of the entire human race!

Su Wan coughed dryly and said, "Let's give her a name." ”

The fat man waved his hand and said resolutely: "Let's call Hu Hansan!" ”

Su Wan and I were both stunned, and Su Wan said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of broken name did you choose?" Hu Hansan is a big bad guy, don't you know? Besides, this is a girl, how can there be a girl named Hu Hansan? ”

The fat man continued to insist on his point of view and said: "I don't care, I have heard people say since I was a child: 'Folks, I'm Hu Hansan back again!'" It shows that Hu Hansan's life is hard and he can't die easily. ”

I thought for a moment and said, "Let's call her a little fish, she, like us, is a fish that has slipped through the net in this earth-shattering catastrophe, but she is too small and a little fish that has slipped through the net." ”

Su Wan glanced at me appreciatively and said with a smile: "After all, I write a book, and I pay so much attention to choosing a name...... Hehe, Xiaoyuer, this name is good, I like it, let's call it Xiaoyuer! ”

"Okay, that's it!" The fat man clapped: "The little name is Xiao Yuer, and the big name is Hu Hansan!" As soon as he had finished speaking, the baby began to cry loudly.

The fat man hurriedly picked up the little baby and begged: "Little ancestor, don't cry, if you attract the army of zongzi for a while, we won't be able to live." "I don't know if it's because the fat man is holding in the wrong position, or if he has been abandoned for a long time, and he is not very skilled in business, but the cry of the little baby is even louder.

I quickly took the little baby from the fat man's hand, and shook it while coaxing: "Little fish is good, little fish is good...... Xiao Yuer ignored my persuasion and continued to cry loudly. I suddenly moved my heart and put my finger to the baby's mouth, and she immediately caught the target accurately, took my finger in one gulp, and sucked it hard. I glanced up at the fat man and said, "I guess she's hungry, so it's time for us to nurse her." ”

The fat man made an innocent gesture, spread his hands and said, "What do you think I'm doing?" I don't have any milk......"

The fat man and I glanced at each other, and invariably moved our gaze to Su Wan's chest. Comrade Police Flower's measurements are excellent, a pair of big-chested people stand proudly, and the appearance is at least C-cup.

Su Wan subconsciously protected her **** with both hands, and scolded in a low voice: "Indecent!" Then he raised his voice and said, "Don't look at me, I don't have either." ”

The fat man didn't believe it, "Aren't you married?" ”

Su Wan was inexplicably asked by him: "When did I get married?" ”

I pointed to the ring on her left ring finger and said, "Don't you have a diamond wedding ring on your left ring finger?" ”

Su Wan glared at the two of us, raised her left hand and said, "You can see clearly before you speak, this is just a stainless steel ring and ornament." ”

I turned to look at the fat man and asked, "Do we have milk powder here?" ”

The fat man said with a bitter face: "Big brother, this is a bank, not a supermarket, and there is not even a butt paper, where is the milk powder...... Ah, I figured it out. The fat man cried out happily, and lowered his head and rummaged in his big pocket at the head of the bed.

I didn't know what he was looking for, and seeing that he hadn't found him for a long time, I couldn't help but urge: "Hurry up, my fingers are going to be sucked by the little fish." ”

The fat man said "haha", stood up with something in his hand, and said with a smile: "I finally found it." "When I looked closer, my nose was almost crooked, and the guy was actually holding a can of beer in his hand. I already knew that this guy was unreliable, but I didn't expect him to be so unreliable.

Su Wan said angrily: "Dead fatty, what are you going to do?" Do you want to give the little fish a beer? It seems that Comrade Police Flower was really angry, and he actually called the nickname of the fat man directly.

The fat man stood there with an innocent face, and said with a sad face: "Why don't you say what should I do?" He turned his head and poured all the contents of his big pocket on the bed, and said, "When I took things, I only wanted to get something to satisfy my hunger, so it was all canned meat." Hu Hansan is so small now, and the function of the liver, spleen and pancreas is extremely unsound. He shook the beer in his hand and said, "Beer is not a good thing, but it is also known as 'liquid bread'...... When we go out tomorrow, we'll find some milk powder or bags to come back, but that's tomorrow, and we'll have to deal with beer for now - which of you has a better idea? ”

Seeing that Su Wan and I didn't speak, the fat man silently opened the can, found an empty mineral water bottle, poured the beer into the mineral water bottle little by little, and then buckled the lid and shook it vigorously, after a while, opened the lid to let out the gas discharged from the beer, and then closed the lid and shook it again......

Obviously, the fat man also knew in his heart that feeding the baby beer was a very dangerous thing, and once the baby was choked, the consequences would be very serious, so he tried to exhaust the gas compressed in the beer as much as possible.

Xiao Yu'er fell asleep with a wine burp, and the three of us were also very nervous, and if we didn't relax, our spirits would collapse, so we all fell silent. Su Wan sat at the head of her bed without speaking, and the fat man pulled over two swivel chairs, pushed one to me, and sat on it herself.

The swivel chair is the kind with a backrest, it is very comfortable to sit up, I have been staying at home for several years to write books, basically do not use any physical strength, tossing down several times, the body is tired, and I fell asleep unconsciously.

I don't know how long I slept and the quality of my sleep was not good, it was all nightmares. I either dreamed that a tiger was chasing me with my life, or I dreamed that I was entangled by a huge python, and finally I dreamed that a bloody zongzi grabbed my shoulder and shook it vigorously.

Immediately after that, I felt like someone was shaking my body in reality!