The leader of the 300 Sichuan Army is a native of Chengdu, with a short figure and a fierce face, known as Brother Biao. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Sun Hongxu took this Chengdu Biao brother aside, gave him a detailed instructions, and gave Brother Biao a copy of the coded message designed by Sun Hongxu himself, telling him to first claim to be an overseas Chinese rescue team, so as not to cause trouble to the headquarters.

After everything was arranged, he set off immediately, and Hei Sher led 100 seasick soldiers, as well as the soldiers of the 300 Sichuan Army led by Chengdu Biaoge, on more than 100 Merkava 4 tanks, and left the Haifa port base in a mighty way. The Merkava tank is equipped with a crew compartment, and these more than 100 tanks carry a large number of combat materials in addition to personnel, which is enough for the expeditionary force to support for a period of time.

In order to cooperate with this operation, Fu Binhong reluctantly cut his love and provided the corresponding tankmen, so in general, Hei Sheer took away a total of more than 500 fully mechanized troops, in such a troubled era, it can be said that the army is not strong.

After sending away Hei Sheer and Chengdu Biao Ge and the others, I gathered a few of my brothers and Xin Hongbin and other base leaders together, and said with a smile: "Guys, good news, I know where that relative of the four-legged man is, it is now in the hands of the old man of Berlusco." ”

As soon as this good news came out, everyone was silent, and Wu Shuyuan was the first to say: "What kind of good news is this?" Since the four-legged man is in Italy, isn't there nothing for us to do? Cao Yijing gave me an analysis: "Lao Hua, looking at the situation now, the Europeans still don't know the secret of the four-legged man, in my opinion, it is better to use some strategy to deceive the four-legged man." ”

I nodded: "Yes, I brought you here to discuss what to do." Cao Yijing scratched his head, turned his head to look at Sun Hongxu, Sun Hongxu pondered for a while, and said: "This kind of thing, just find a high-sounding reason to ask for it directly, and it is more likely to arouse the suspicion of the new EU leaders." ”

Ou Xiang said: "The high-sounding reason...... Hehe, the most high-sounding reason, that is...... By the way, let's just say that a demonized lion called a manticore lion was found in Egypt and needs to be baited to catch it, so please trouble our European brothers to borrow their lion and use it......"

Sun Hongxu also nodded: "After borrowing, let's give him a Liu Bei to borrow Jingzhou, and if he borrows it, he won't pay it back." Jian Tianhan added: "If they have to go back to make up for the class at that time, at most they will find a reason, saying that they are sick and died or they ran away." ”

Haha, sure enough, everyone is collecting firewood and the flame is high! Immediately instructed Jian Tianhan to send a telegram to Haider and them, saying that we are going to capture the demonized lion now, and we urgently need a lion as bait, and I heard from the European warriors who stayed behind that Mr. Berlusco has a lion in his hand, so I sent a request to the European allies, asking them to bring the lion back with them when the Mi-26 returns, and we promise that after we run out, it will be returned to Zhao, ****** write it himself, etc.

After the telegram was sent, it was like a mud cow entering the sea, and there was no news for a long time. Xin Hongbin frowned and asked, "Those unlucky ghosts won't fall into the Mediterranean Sea and drown, right?" I was taken aback: "Not so unlucky, right?" "I don't care if those people live or die, the key is that my Mi-26 is too anxious for me, we have this heavy helicopter here, if we don't have this Mi-26, our own movement will be restricted.

Sun Hongxu comforted me and said: "Lao Hua, don't worry, we still have two Mi-171s in our hands, and we can fly more than 1,000 kilometers with two auxiliary fuel tanks, and it is no problem to fly back to Saladin's Castle." I snorted, "How many people can you carry?" After thinking about it, he asked Xin Hongbin: "Have all the helicopters on the Israeli side been collected?" How come it is not heard about the seizure of heavy helicopters and medium helicopters? ”

Xin Hongbin sneered and said, "Lao Hua, it's not as pressing as you, we have only been in Israel for two days, why did we finish searching Israel so quickly?" In fact, we have only opened up the coastal line, the Jerusalem side, and only brought back the survivors. Helicopters or something, we haven't searched carefully, we don't have enough pilots in our hands, and it's a waste to get too many helicopters. ”

My eyes widened: "How is it not enough?" Xin Hongbin said: "Most of all the helicopter pilots of Flerodo are trained by the headquarters, and most of the helicopter pilots in Southeast Asia are students of the old Black Hoffman. The training of helicopter pilots at the Chengdu base is relatively slow......"

I listened and blurted out: "That Henan base...... I grass! "I just remembered that Chen Tingyao was still talking nonsense in Egypt now, and he became angry when he landed, and immediately asked Jian Tianhan to send a telegram to the dead fat man, telling him to send Chen Tingyao back to the base of King Lu's Mausoleum in Henan immediately...... This kid, he can count on anything to get to the cucumber rack.

After losing his temper and the sky darkened, Xin Hongbin arranged dinner for everyone. I was mentally worried about my four-legged person, and I couldn't eat it. After eating dinner easily, Xiao Jian delivered the official newspaper received from all over the world that day. In order to facilitate the understanding of the overall situation among the responsible persons in various places, when the princes of the Eighteenth Route gathered in Dalian, everyone unanimously decided to share information in addition to resource sharing. Therefore, every day, the localities separately reported the situation to the headquarters, and then the headquarters assigned Zhang Qingman to classify them, and then gathered them together and distributed an internal newspaper to all localities, which we ridiculed as "Kumondi Newspaper".

Today is the fifth day of the first month of the second year of the catastrophe, and the Di newspaper said that Zhou Haihai and his three princes had captured Jingdezhen, stationed in the Changfei Helicopter Factory, and obtained five Zhijiu helicopters in stock, and one was also found in the backyard of the Jingdezhen City Government, a total of six medium-sized helicopters.

Hu Niu'er has returned to the Ark Church in Harbin and has begun to prepare for the invasion of Siberia. Xiao Meimei's rescue of survivors in Shanghai is basically completed, and now the entire fleet is heading south along the coastal road and starting to march into Zhejiang. Most of the remaining princes of Zhulu did not go well, and the little fat man Hao Tianci didn't even see the edge of Beijing City, so he was driven back to the Tanggu base by the zongzi in Tianjin.

However, compared to the little fat man, the situation on the American continent is even more depressing. The base of Valle Kuban was attacked by the Night Wolf cavalry, suffered heavy losses, and had to move south. He sent us a telegram saying that the army in the dungeon was very well organized and planned, and it seemed that the troops should be divided into three routes, all the way north, to attack the American mainland. The two foreign countries went south to South America, and now they have occupied all the territory of southern Mexico. The remaining dungeon army, with a large number of backup troops, began to build a stronghold in Mexico, apparently wanting to fully occupy Mexico. However, the local zongzi posed a great threat to the army of the dungeon, and the scattered armed guerrillas of the Terran tribe were also active, and the life of the dungeon army was not very easy.

After reading the newspaper, I couldn't help but sigh. It seems that the matter of dealing with the Sea Clan will have to rely on me and the dead fat man. Counting the time, Haider and they should also arrive in Italy...... Why haven't you replied yet? His grandmother's, these Europeans are really bad.

It was about nine o'clock in the evening, when we were all in a huff, and I was about to send everyone to bed, when our telegraph machine was ticking. Jian Tianhan only recorded a few messages, then looked up and said, "It's a telegram from Haider and them." ”

After a while, Jian Tianhan received the telegram, translated the telegram into a message, picked it up and read it to me: "Dear Mr. Hua: I'm sorry to call back now, our portable rooftop doesn't know why it's malfunctioning, we can only receive and can't send a message." After an emergency landing on the Greek island of Trik, he was besieged by a large number of rice dumplings near the gas station, and he easily escaped. Now that we have arrived safely in Sicily, this is the base camp of Mr. Berlusco, where the lions you spoke of are also being held...... However, Mr. Hua, we have to inform you with great regret that although Mr. Berlusco has agreed to lend you the Lion, we cannot find any more fuel and the Mi-26 cannot take off now. We are trying to find a way to collect fuel, please don't worry, once the fuel is full, we will leave and let it return to your Israeli base with the lion. ”

Wu Shuyuan scolded and said, "Cao, who are you fooling? A huge Sicily, will you not find fuel? It's clear that they don't want to give us back the Mi-26. Sun Hongxu also smiled: "Lao Hua, see it, Haider is playing tricks with us, I want to rely on our Mi-26 and take us a helicopter pilot." ”

I stood up and pulled Melina around the floor four or five times, and Melina discussed with me, "Can't you just sit down honestly for a while?" Walking around solves the problem? I gave her a blank look, turned back to Jian Tianhan and said, "You sent a telegram to Haider and them, saying that our submarine force has discovered that a large number of sea monsters have been assembled near Sicily, and we have informed General Lai, the commander of the Second Artillery Corps, that General Lai has agreed to launch three to five nuclear bombs to deal a fatal blow to the sea monsters...... However, this will inevitably hurt innocent people, so Mr. Haider is requested to lead the survivors of the Sicilian base to evacuate to safety as soon as possible. ”

Jian Tianhan couldn't help but laugh and sent the telegram, and within five minutes, the new EU side sent a call back: "Mr. Hua, nuclear bombs are not a joke, we are firmly against the use of nuclear bombs, and we believe that we have the ability to protect our homeland...... In addition, we have just discovered an oil storage depot, and now your Mi-26 is being refueled, and I believe it will be ready to take off soon. ”

Sun Hongxu listened, laughed "poof", and said: "Lao Hua, you are naked blackmail, threats, intimidation, blackmail......" I lit a cigarette, took a beautiful puff, and spit out a big circle: "Hehe, these words, why do they sound so pleasant today~~~" patted Jian Tianhan's shoulder: "Send a telegram to Haidel, just say that we are now verifying the authenticity of the information provided by the submarine." Tell Haider to rest assured that although China is a nuclear power, we have already stated that we will never be the first to use nuclear weapons. After a while, Haider sent a message: "Dear Mr. Hua, the Mi-26 has begun to return home, if you are a lion, we will load it for you in the cargo hold of the helicopter." With regard to your country's commitment to no-first-use of nuclear weapons, we, the leaders of the new EU-4, unanimously expressed their appreciation for Yunyun......"

I stretched and said with a smile, "Okay, now we can go to sleep, and tomorrow morning, we can see the four-legged man we think about day and night." Everyone left in a hurry, and Xin Hongbin led me and Melina to the door of a bedroom, and left.

On the fifth day of the first lunar month, there was a lot of good shows, and the prestige of Fule was far and wide, and the old flowers also rubbed a little oil and water on the Europeans...... Hehe, it's too polite to say a little oil and water, in fact, I almost shaved the flesh of this aircraft carrier formation of the new European Union.

Lao Hua was proud, pulled Melina into the bedroom, stood at the head of the bed, began to think about the ****, and told Melina: "Lord is in a good mood today, come...... Little girl, give Uncle Le one! Melina stood there silent, and I scratched my bald head: "Not happy? …… That uncle will give you a ......"

Before I finished speaking, Melina impatiently pulled me away, and my second monk was confused: "Hey, hey...... Where are you going? Where is the bed......" Melina stopped with a red face and said, "I'm going to the bathroom......" I sat down in a chair: "I'm not going!" "What are you kidding, although I have done a lot of things that lack morality in this life, I can't do anything about accompanying women to the toilet.

Melina turned her face: "You're not going?" You don't go...... What if you don't go to me? I looked at the ceiling: "If you can bear it, you can bear it, if you can't bear it, open this heart lock and go yourself...... Did you notice that the ceiling here is quite special. ”

Melina looked up with anger and took a look: "What's so special?" I touched my bald head: "Didn't you notice that this ceiling is flat?" Melina already knew that I was deliberately delaying time, and raised her hand to give me a fist, so I quickly stood up and shouted: "Stop, stop, you have sworn that you will not use your 'hand' to hit me again." ”

Melina sneered: "Then what are you doing with a shy stomach?" "As soon as I was stunned, this girl flew up and kicked me hard in the stomach.

"Oops......"

I smiled and watched Melina squat down with her feet covered, proudly uncovering the hem of her clothes, pointing to a steel plate inside, and saying, "You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder...... Hahaha, I said, don't your feet hurt? By the way, you have to hold back, don't pee your pants again...... Shame aside, now we're collecting urine from all over the army, what a pity to waste it......"

Melina squatted on the ground, turned her head and looked at me viciously, I didn't care, she sat lazily in the chair and sang a song: "The wind blows the willows, la...... The small river is flowing and flowing, and the girl is going back to her mother's house...... Boom la la la ......"

Stunned, I looked down, and saw Melina squatting on the ground with her head down, her shoulders shrugged, and she seemed to cry...... I fainted: "What are you crying about?" Wouldn't it be enough to open the heart lock? I heard her cry and say, "How do I know how to open the heart lock?" ”

Now I'm in a hurry: "You don't know either? The girl nodded, and suddenly opened her mouth and began to cry...... I was in a hurry, so I hurriedly rushed up and covered her mouth: "Okay, okay, don't cry, people will think what I did to you when they hear it...... Isn't it just going to the toilet? I'll just go with you, but let's talk about it, you're inside and I'm outside, I don't want to look at you...... Look at you what ......"

Melina may have been in a hurry, so she quickly stood up, limped me to the bathroom, opened the door and went in, and closed the door with a bang.

Now I was surprised, I pulled the heart lock attached to my hand, and thought to myself, how can this thing still be deformed? It's so flat by the door panel, and it's constant! I lowered my head to look closely, and vaguely felt that this thing seemed to have been seen somewhere, but I couldn't remember it for a while.

I was there in a daze, as soon as the door opened, Melina stood in front of me, I was looking down at the heart lock at this time, and as soon as the door opened, I suddenly realized that this posture was a bit like peeping in the crack of the door...... Extremely embarrassed, he stood up straight, and saw that the eyelids that appeared outside Marina's face towel were blushing.

I stammered and explained: "I'm grass, don't get me wrong, I'm not peeking at you going to the toilet...... Melina's face became redder and redder, and she scolded in a low voice: "Dirty ......" turned around and left. I quickly pulled her down: "Wait a minute, wait a minute......"

Melina turned around and asked, "You haven't seen enough?" Do you want me to pretend to go to the toilet again, so that you can see it......" I didn't bother to fight with her, ran into the bathroom with a cigarette, and said: "I'll talk about it later, in fact, I can't help but go to the toilet myself......" I closed the door with a touch, and Melina outside couldn't stand up with a smile.

Because it is necessary to collect urine to deal with mummies, it can only be conveniently put in a small bottle. After lifting his pants and washing his hands, Shi Shiran walked out of the bathroom, feeling comfortable all over his body.

This night, Hu Tian and Emperor Hu's, needless to say, in short, although Melina is fierce, she is more honest than a little sheep when she drills into the bed...... Early the next morning, before I woke up, someone knocked on the door, and Jian Tianhan stood outside the door and shouted: "Haha, old flower, hurry up, the Mi-26 helicopter is back, and it really brought back a sphinx!" ”

I woke up all at once, dressed haphazardly, and walked away, only to pull Maryna out of the bed naked...... I was dizzy, and quickly helped her get dressed, and couldn't help but complain a few more words, so I quickly opened the door and walked out, anxious to see our four-legged friend.

I heard Jian Tianhan muttering behind us, "Old flowers...... What did you do last night? How can the bride toss have a lame leg? I turned around and flicked a pop chestnut on his head: "What nonsense are you talking about?" Do you still want to marry your Miss Wang? (To be continued.) )