"But, didn't I win the bet with Young Master Liu just now? No matter how you calculate, it's impossible to stop these five taels. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "Chen Fang's eyes are green.

"Don't worry, let's settle the second account." Tang Yun showed a sly smile, zeroed out the abacus, and began to fiddle with it again.

"First, let's take a look at the money I've earned. Because I have pressed you two taels alone, I have a profit of twenty taels, plus you should pay me sixty-three taels, a total of eighty-three taels. For the sake of calculation, let's calculate a whole number, well, it's ninety taels. ”

When he heard this, Chen Fang was not only twitching the green tendons on his face, but even his stomach tendons were twitching.

But isn't it over yet?

Tang Yun ignored the expression on his face, and continued to fiddle with the abacus, and said. "After that, the bet between you and Liu Wenxun, first of all, he lost to you one hundred taels, plus the bets placed by others, a total of one hundred and seventeen taels and half hanging. You also know, or calculate it according to the whole number, and the regular point will give you one hundred and ten taels. But you must know that I have put all the money I have won on you, ninety taels. According to the odds of one to one, that means you have to give me one hundred and eighty taels. But here's the problem, you only won a total of one hundred and ten taels, plus the remaining seventeen taels before, even if you pay me all the money, you still owe me fifty-three taels, plus you just took twenty-three taels from me to Xiaohong, so you now owe a total of seventy-six taels, for the sake of calculation......"

"You calculated a whole number for me again, eighty taels?" Chen Fang cried.

"What, am I like such a black-hearted person?" Tang Yunjiao glanced at Chen Fang, just when Chen Fang thought that she would be kind enough to say that you don't need to pay back the money, Tang Yun spoke again.

"Didn't I give you another five taels, it adds up to eighty-one taels, but I'm a better talker, count you eighty taels, Brother Chen remember to give me an IOU."

Tang Yun was talking nonsense seriously, and at the same time raised his eyebrows at Chen Fang, so shocked that Chen Fang's mouth opened wide, and he could almost put down a head.

"Niu, dare to love your uncle is taught by the ladder education teacher." Chen Fang even twitched his tongue tendons at this moment.

"What? Do you think I'm miscalculated? Did I blackmail you for your money? Tang Yun put away the small abacus, then gently patted the wooden box on Xiaohong's hand twice, and said nonchalantly: "I am a very reasonable and fair person, if you think there is a problem and think that I have blackmailed you for money, you can go to the yamen to sue me, I promise not to be angry, and ......"

Tang Yun paused, and then jokingly said the last sentence, "This official guarantees that he will absolutely enforce the law impartially, and he will definitely not bend the law for his own personal gain because this official is the commander of Guangliang County, and he will definitely judge according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, how to judge!" ”

Three absolutes in a row, Chen Fang......

Crashed!

has been a man for more than 20 years, and he has finally seen the ultimate version of the official word two mouths.

"Tang Niu, you shouldn't be a Wall Street financial predator who crossed over? They're not as ruthless as you! Chen Fang stared at Tang Yun with resentment, and Tang Yun squinted a harmless smile, beckoned to Xiaohong, and said happily: "Xiaohong, let's go, let's go home, add vegetables today!" ”

The two chicks walked happily in front and back, Chen Fang stumbled one by one, and followed behind in despair.

"Miss, is Brother Chen mad at you? How can you talk nonsense? Squinting at Chen Fang behind him, Xiaohong said in Tang Yun's ear.

"It's okay, Brother Chen's psychological quality is good, and it's okay to slow down." Tang Yun replied disappreciatively.

"Oh." Xiaohong responded, and suddenly said: "Miss, it's better to teach me the method you taught me, not only did I get back the two taels of silver, but I also earned an extra twenty taels." ”

"Shhhh Tang Yun made a booing gesture, and Xiaohong stuck out her little tongue and stopped talking.

However......

Chen Fang has heard it!

In an instant, the sky was dark, the ground was dark, and the wind was up......

Are you crying to feel sad?

Looking up at the drizzling sky, a faint sorrow welled up in his heart, and Chen couldn't help but feel a little comforted, but fate was always so unexpected.

With a "boom", a flash of lightning swept at a low altitude, startling the three of them at the same time, and the downpour poured directly on Chen Fang's face.

Nimei's family photo, don't bring such a bully traverser drop!

Seeing that the scorching sun was still hanging high in the sky a moment ago, and in the blink of an eye, the heavy rain was pouring down, and the three of them were drenched in soup, and they ran all the way back to the back office, and they each dispersed to change their clothes.

As a male, Chen Fang's speed of changing clothes is naturally not as troublesome as Tang Yun and Xiaohong.

But on a rainy day, he couldn't do anything, he had nothing to do, and after changing his clothes, he simply moved a stool, watched the pouring rain in front of the garden corridor, and thought about the truth of life.

Why is this so? It shouldn't be! Before I came, I specifically found a lot of novels about historical travel to see, no class, those pig owners returned to ancient times after they were like gods descending to earth, a hundred and ten ponies appeared in response, dozens of beauties took off their clothes and took the initiative to pounce, and there were people who invited them to eat wherever they went, and they could worship the future emperor, play in the water with the princess mandarin ducks, and they could sleep with the underage girls who had nothing to do, and they had no money in their purses, and they could kick a gold brick when they walked.

How did you come to me and be completely different? Not to mention becoming a beggar, he is still a beggar with a black household registration, who came with long-inherited skills, but he still had to go through the college entrance examination, found a place to live, but there was no girl to warm the bed, and finally got a job, but he met a boss who eats people and does not spit out bones, not to mention a few beautiful women.

It's not scientific, it's very unscientific.

Chen Fang tried hard to recall the names of the authors of those historical travel novels, not because he missed them, but because he was ready to prepare a good gift for them more than a thousand years in advance, who are they?

Tiger? He writes good books.

I? His books are also good.

Monk? Well, although it is always a little strange for a monk to write a book without writing Buddhist scriptures, what he wrote is so good, especially the book of the great official of Ximen, which is simply written in the realm.

Ah Bai?

Sub vs. 2?

Thief's eyebrows?

……

No, no, their books are good.

Ah, yes, a guy who looks very ugly, not fat or thin, his writing is the worst, what's it called, what's Lin, yes, Lin rain, grandma's ball, what's the broken name, drenched in the rain, shouldn't it be the one with three points of water? can actually write about the forest of the forest, but he has no culture, and the writing has no depth and is not pleasant.

It seems that this gift belongs to him!

The target was chosen, Chen Fang smiled evilly, and began to think about what kind of gift to prepare for that guy named Lin Xiayu.

Well, there have to be surprises, and the shelf life must be at least 1600 years.

Soar? Well, no, it was all mud in 1600?

Eat leftover fish bones? No, cats have eaten up for more than 1,000 years.

What should you prepare?

Chen Fang thought attentively, and didn't notice that someone behind him was quietly approaching.

(Lin Xiayu: Brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, in fact, this baby only asks for recommended collections and rewards, and there is nothing else to ask for, everyone is good, don't Liu Xiang, the kid can't hurdle!) ）

ps:The authors mentioned in this article are all rainy babies usually look open in the history class of seniors,I also hope that everyone will misunderstand,For their like rain babies said that the ranking is in no particular order,In fact, the books that this treasure reads are very miscellaneous,Male and female frequency fantasy、Urban,History, etc.,As long as you look good-looking,You can see it by looking at the V level of my reading number。

Well, this treasure definitely supports genuine drops.

In addition, this treasure is very serious in writing.,Although it may be unsightly to write.,But this treasure will still insist on writing.,Of course, I will also work hard to learn the smooth style of my predecessors.,Please continue to support.。

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