Chapter 32 solves the problem of wiping the ass of the old people
CHAPTER XXXII
Zhao Yan said to stroking Lu Ya's hair: "We can't write or paint on this kind of paper, but it is more versatile than these!" ”
Lu Yatou looked at Zhao Yan's expression, smiled faintly, and said, "Then what can this paper do!" ”
"Paper! Fire Paper! Papyrus! Zhao Yan said three new words!
"What do you mean!? Well, let's talk about it to Anu! "Lu Yatou is also used to Zhao Yan. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"The so-called paper paper is to wipe the buttocks! The so-called fire paper is the paper money used to burn people! The so-called straw paper is the paper used for blotting, wiping ash, wrapping medicine, and wrapping pastries! Zhao Yan said with a smile.
Lu Yatou thought for a while and said, "If you hand paper, our paper, I'm afraid you'll have to scratch your buttocks!" After finishing speaking, his white face flushed, and a pair of eyes rolled at Zhao Yan!
Zhao Yan laughed and said, "I don't want to scratch your little buttocks!" But what about ordinary people? They can't afford good paper! I can't afford linen silk! They're still using sticks! Thinking of this, Zhao Yan couldn't bear it! And he said, "I can be regarded as doing good deeds for their living habits!" What should I do if I can't go out? Bring a bundle of sticks? Oh! ”
Lu Yatou covered Zhao Yan's mouth with her little hand and snorted, "Don't talk about this!" It's disgusting! But I saw Zhao Yan start licking the girl's little hands! The little hands are like jade and onions, and they are very beautiful!
"Alas! These things are what ordinary people have to face! It's indecent, but it's real! Being able to solve this matter is a great achievement in my life!! Zhao Yan said lightly.
"What about the dead man's burnt paper?" Lu asked the girl.
Speaking of this, Zhao Yan pulled the girl and said, "You go with me to worship my parents!" It's also a recognition door! ”
Lu Yatou has been following Zhao Yan for half a year, and when she heard him say this, she actually felt like she was in a state of excitement! "Is this taking me to see my parents-in-law?"
"Yes! They can't see you anymore, though! They're all dead! You and I will go and pay tribute! Tell them! A matter of the two of us! Zhao Yan said.
"Hmmm! It's good for Zhao Lang to call the shots! Lu Yatou said softly, very gently.
Zhao Yan saw that the little girl was like a little daughter-in-law who had not passed through the door! It's like the gentleness, youthfulness, and cuteness when we first met, and the general mood is also overflowing! "See them before! Let's settle the rest of the matter first! ”
Lu Yatou was quickly hugged to the bed by this estrus beast, and she was stripped into a white sheep after a while! What a pity! Fun between bed brothers! Not enough for outsiders!
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In one moment, two more hours passed!
Zhao Yan also rested, at this time it was getting late, and the sun was already about to fall obliquely! Lu Yatou touched Zhao Yan's chest and said with a smile: "Why is Zhao Lang so fierce today? ”
"I remember the day we met! I can't help it! Zhao Yan said.
Lu Yatou also remembers the events of that day, very clear and beautiful, maybe she will never forget it for the rest of her life!
"Didn't Zhao Lang say that he was going to take me to worship my parents? Let's get dressed and go! If you don't go, it's going to be dark again! Lu said.
"Alu! Don't you like to call me Xianggong? Zhao Yan asked.
"Nope! It's just that I feel like my wife calls her husband! You're going to take me to my in-laws now! I'm going to change my tune too! Xianggong feels a little raw! I don't want you to be a good match! I just hope that you will accompany me and love me as you do now, and that's enough! Lu Yatou said affectionately.
Zhao Yan hugged the little girl tightly, kissed her, and began to dress her. Zhao Yan also changed into more formal clothes! It's time to worship your parents!
Zhao Yan took a blue coin, the newly made coarse paper, and even took a copper coin, used a hammer on the coarse paper, and beat it fiercely!
"What is the husband doing?" Lu asked the girl.
Zhao Yan feels that this girl's emotions are too delicate, and when she likes it, she can be called Xianggong, or Fujun, or Zhao Lang! But calling Zhao Lang seems to be the gentlest time! The second best thing is the public! The words of the husband are just the same as the names of ordinary old husbands and wives, which just represent the relationship between the two people! There is no expectation given to Xianggong like that; is not as affectionate as Zhao Lang!
Zhao Yan also called himself by the little girl, and both of them knew the relationship between the two of them. I don't think about it!
"It's called paper money! Print the copper plate on it! Stained with money! "Zhao Yan said a superstitious thing!
When Lu Yatou heard this, she smiled and said, "Let's go buy some cooked meat in a while!" Then wrap it in this paper! Let him taste some meat! ”
Zhao Yan raised his head and couldn't help laughing: "My beloved wife can really draw inferences!" Not bad! Not bad! Come! Reward you for your husband! ”
Lu girl sweetly handed over her pretty face! Zhao Yan smacked at this jade white face! Leave a big red mark!
But the girl is not annoyed! Asked: "Do you want to wrap more, chicken, duck and fish!" That's it all! ”
Zhao Yan also smiled: "It's still your little daughter-in-law who has filial piety!" Let's reward one more! ”
For a while, the two of them gnawed again!
Zhao Yan found scissors again and cut the coarse paper into the shape of a round sky.
"That's big money! That's a lot of money! You see, it's more than ten times more than ordinary money! Burn it to my parents! Let them use! If it weren't for the time constraints! I also want to make an offering of this coarse paper in the Buddhist temple or Taoist temple, and be contaminated with the breath of the fairy Buddha! This is the real world! Fire money in the sky and on the ground! Zhao Yan played with his feudal superstitious ideas from later generations.
Lu Yatou is also skeptical about this! I thought of my parents again for a while! It's a little sad for a while! I don't know if it's good down there! Over the years, although there have been memorials, there has been no paper money! I guess I've been poor all the time!
"Zhao Lang, let's get more coarse paper and send it to the temple for worship! When the time comes, burn some for my parents, too! And the parents-in-law! There are also a group of sisters in Ningfu! And the sisters of the Emerald Red Mansion! Or sisters from other counties! Isn't that good? "Lu Yatou found so many relatives and friends for a while.
That's a big problem, because there's not so much paper!
Zhao Yan looked at Lu Yatou dumbly, and said with a wry smile: "We just made such a little paper today!" You say so many people! We can't send it either! Today, with this bit of paper, I will go and worship my parents first! Tomorrow we will receive the paper and go to worship your parents! Good no good! ”
After saying something, it was reasonable, and Lu Yatou had no choice but to agree. Zhao Yan cut a lot of paper money, wrapped a lot of sacrifices, got into the carriage, pulled the dew girl, but went to worship his parents.
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Zhao Zhai
After nearly a month of hard copying, Qin Xiaohu finally finished copying a manuscript of Zhao Yan! Looking at this manuscript, Qin Xiaohu was very excited! He read it hungrily, copying it! He had never seen such an interesting manuscript! The Analects he had learned before, the Spring and Autumn Period, and the like were all inexplicable and inexplicable, and they didn't have a foundation! Qin Xiaohu is not interested in those books that like to talk empty and big, but most of those books are obscure! It's not taught by Mr. Private School, so you can understand it by memorizing it! In addition, Mr. Private School is very old-fashioned and serious! There are very few students who dare to ask questions of these gentlemen!
When he came into contact with Zhao Yan, he happened to pass by Feibai Mansion and talked about what Zhao Yan said! A myth and strange thing, easy to understand! When the words were spoken, the small people who were usually poor in cultural life were shocked; They wouldn't have thought they would know such secrets of heaven and earth! For a while, everyone's attention was attracted to the words spoken by Zhao Yan, as if there was something hidden in the book. Qin Hu was deeply attracted at that moment! When Zhao Yan came out, he chased after Zhao Yan and wanted to apprentice! Those who can understand these things are not mortals! How could an ordinary person explain the things of the gods and ghosts of heaven and earth so reasonably and properly!
In the feudal era of the ancient Tang Dynasty, it was the dark Middle Ages, and the night was like ink! Everyone lives like an ignorant lamb and is confused! Because there are too many things that can't be explained, and there are too many things that can't be figured out! And once Zhao Yan's words are spoken, they are no longer gods and ghosts! It has been regarded as a secret matter of heaven and earth by a large number of ignorant people! As for those who read the book of Confucius and Mencius, they will be skeptical! I secretly said in my heart: Maybe that's probably it!
So Zhao Yan, who was on the cusp of the storm, became the most concerned person on the dark side of Pingxian County! How can a person who knows the things of ghosts and gods still look at him through the eyes of ordinary people?
Regarding Zhao Yanfei's talk about opening the sky in the white building, Ning Wushuang has a clear understanding! Huang Youfang also realized it! Even Zhang Qing can see it!
The people in this Ping County whisper silk on weekdays, and they are no longer the parents of the East Clan! It has become a talk about such secret things of heaven and earth! Complex evolution one by one! Listen to the wind one by one! For a while, the Taoist temple in the city inexplicably flourished!
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Pingxian three-star view
After Li Shimin's blow in the early Tang Dynasty! Buddhism has suffered quite a catastrophe! This has also become an opportunity for the development of Taoism! So it came to the Wutang period! When Wu Zetian was in power, there were many Taoist celebrities in the world! All of a sudden, the storm surged! You Yuan Tiangang is a strange wind magician, and he is even more known as a god! It can be seen that the wind was at that time!
Now there is such a trend in Pingxian County!
Pingxian three-star view, the view of the heavenly master, very keenly, to their Taoist temple to change a plaque!
Pingxian three-star view! Suddenly! Horse three clear view!