"Found it, the thief is inside!"

Hearing Wu Song's roar, Wu Kai hurriedly went to the next yard to check what was going on, but saw Erlang lying on the ground, bowing his head, arching his back, and cocking his hips, looking like a dog had found its prey and was about to pounce. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

But the target he wanted to attack was a bucket in the corner.

Wu Kai was speechless for a moment, and he stepped forward to pull Wu Song up and scolded him: "What the hell are you doing!" Come on, take your second master back to rest ......"

"Brother doesn't believe me?"

Wu Song shook his hand and pushed Wu Kai away, and the soles of his feet swayed back and forth, as if twisting Yangge, but his mouth said, "Give ...... Bring me a knife! Watch me split the thief in half and give it to my brother for wine! ”

Tut~

It's like I like to eat people......

Seeing that he insisted on competing with the bucket, Wu Kai couldn't, so he had to nod at the monks behind him and motioned for them to give Wu Song a knife.

But it was said that the monk and soldier would understand, and hurriedly stepped forward to present the single knife, Wu Song was about to take it in his hand, but he heard a sharp voice from the corner: "Let's do it slowly!" Grandpa has something to say! ”

As he spoke, a head suddenly poked out of the bucket!

Now everyone was surprised:

"Someone! There really are people inside! ”

"How can this little bucket accommodate a person?!"

"Isn't it a monster?"

Even Wu Kai couldn't help but be taken aback, you must know that the diameter of this bucket is about the same as a basketball, and the barrel body is less than half a meter, how can such a small space accommodate a person?

Could it be that this thief today is a big-headed monster baby?!

Thinking like this, the thief shook his head, and slowly 'grew' out of the bucket like a poisonous snake dancing on the flute.

Neck, hands, torso......

By the time the thief jumped out of the bucket with his legs, he looked a little shorter than the others, but he was close to 1.6 meters - even if he was as thin as a hemp pole, it was impossible for him to curl up in a small bucket with his height alone, right?!

Could it be that there are really spells in this world that can be scaled up and down at will?!

Facing everyone's surprised eyes, the thief was obviously a little proud, and he tilted his nose and smiled: "I heard that you have a reincarnated demon monkey here, which will make a good thunder method, but I don't know how to shrink the ground into inches compared to grandpa's hand?" It's not grandpa who is talking nonsense, if it weren't for the carelessness, there would be many of you...... Scare~ What are you doing?! ”

He was bragging about it, and Wu Kai snatched the single knife coldly, and he couldn't help but say that he stepped forward and cut it!

The thief was frightened and hurriedly dodged, not wanting Wu Kai's knife to go to the bucket, so he heard a click, and the bucket was split into two pieces, revealing a hole in the ground a meter deep below!

"Shrinking into inches?"

Wu Kai sneered, pointed at the hole with the tip of his knife, and said, "This is your shrinkage into inches?" ”

But when everyone was stunned, Wu Kai found that there was a lot of damp dirt stuck to the thief's body, which was obviously brought out from under the frozen soil, so he immediately guessed that there was something else under this bucket - similar tricks, he used a lot in the crew before!

At this time, everyone suddenly looked at the thief with a little more disdain.

The thief himself was a little embarrassed, but he immediately stiffened his neck and sneered: "Since you have seen through it, grandpa has nothing to say!" If you want to kill, you can do whatever you want, if grandpa frowns, he is not a hero! ”

said so, but the trembling legs betrayed the fear and panic in his heart.

Wu Kai didn't rush to make a move, but looked the thief up and down a few times, although there was some moisture in this guy's words, but when he got out of the bucket, the weak and boneless soft power was not blown out by mouth.

In addition, in a short time, a hole was opened in the ground, and there was no trace of it - could this man be ......

Wu Kai suddenly blurted out: "Are you a flea on the drum?!" ”

"You've heard of my name too?!"

At that time, Qian's tone was even more surprised than Wu Kai's, and he said in a trembling voice: "I didn't expect that I was already so famous!" ”

As he spoke, his legs stopped shaking, and his body was much taller than before—as if he felt that since he had left a name, it was worth dying now!

Tut~

I didn't expect it to be a change of time, although this drum flea is ranked at the bottom of Liangshan, only above Duan Jingzhu, a horse dealer, a golden retriever, but if you really want to talk about his merits, he can almost rank among the top five!

Breaking the chain of horses, burning Cuiyun Tower, attacking Zengtou City, and burning Gao Yu Shipyard, can you lose time?

However, just because he came from a humble background and was the most inferior thief in the rivers and lakes, no matter how much credit he made on this Liang Mountain, he was still like a night pot, taking it out and using it when he needed it, and throwing it in the corner when he didn't need it.

However, Wu Kai will never underestimate the time change, and even feels that his value to himself is still above Wu Song and Luan Tingyu!

The ability to listen to intelligence and not talk about it first, just imagine, at this time, Qian was good at sneaking behind enemy lines to fight, if there was a firearm to help, it would be better to add wings to the tiger?

Moreover, the appearance of firearms also reversed his shortcomings that he only had light achievements and ordinary force values.

If he can teach a group of similar people again, it will be like the special forces of later generations, and the decapitation operation is not a dream!

Thinking of this, Wu Kai decided to recruit the move-in at this time, so he immediately changed his face and arched his hand: "Disrespectful and disrespectful!" I have long heard that my brother is a thief at night, and he is a famous thief on the rivers and lakes. ”

"Chivalry, Rogue Thief?!"

Shi Qian ate his handful, but his head was a little dizzy.

As a thief who is despised by the world, he has always had some inferiority, and what he thinks about is nothing more than one day, he can be called a good man in a dignified manner, so even if he is in Liangshan to accompany the last seat, he is also willing.

Now, as soon as someone heard his name, they praised the thief with 'sincerity', how could they not make Shi Qian surprised and overjoyed?!

Half a sound, he said uncertainly: "The person you are talking about, is it really my time?" ”

"Brother Shi Qian said with a smile, come on, come on, I'll introduce you to a few heroes. Wu Kai said, stretched out his hand and pointed back, and said, "This is my brother......"

Halfway through his words, he found that Wu Song was lying on the ground and fell asleep again, and he couldn't help choking for a moment, so he continued: "This is my brother Wu Song, and now he is temporarily taking the position of Yanggu County Lieutenant." ”

"County ...... County Lieutenant?! ”

Shi Qian was taken aback again, looked at Wu Song on the ground, and hesitated: "You guys...... Aren't you fanatics who are against the government? ”

It seems that the information that this drum flea has is a little lagging behind.

"My brother just took office yesterday, so I guess it hasn't spread outside yet, but I don't need to lie about this kind of thing." Wu Kai smiled, and pointed at Luan Tingyu and said: "This is Luan Dutou, and the effort to step immediately is a temporary choice, and now he is temporarily subordinate to my brother and is the head of the county." ”

Luan Tingyu hurriedly said: "Don't dare to be a big official, the martial arts of the county lieutenant are far above Luan, Tingyu is convinced and willing to follow." ”

However, when he spoke, he never looked at Shi Qian.

"Luan Dutou doesn't have to be too humble."

Wu Kai replied, and said to Shi Qian with a pleasant face: "Brother Shi Qian, forgive Wu Kai for being shallow and profound, I have long heard of the name of the drum flea, and I know that you are a capable person, wouldn't it be a pity to stumble on the rivers and lakes like this?" If the brother doesn't dislike it, he might as well be a fast shift leader under my Erlang first, and if he makes a contribution in the future, he will be rich! ”

The head of this fast shift is not even a clerk, at most he is the leader of the officials.

However, when Shi Qian heard this, he was still frightened and at a loss, and even panicked a lot when he knew that he was going to die: "Hurry up, hurry up...... Fast shift leader?! How does this make me...... I'm ...... I'm just ......"

Shi Qian saw the official on weekdays, how far away he was to hide, and he didn't dare to meet him at all!

Now Wu Kai wants to make him the leader of the government - if this is not in front of people, he must give himself a big slap in the face, so as to confirm whether this is a dream or not!

Wu Kai saw that Shi Qian's excited hands and feet trembled, and he was eighty percent sure in his heart, and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "If you don't believe it, brother, take a rest first, and tomorrow morning, I will ask Erlang to take you to the county government to take office!" ”

When Shi Qian heard this, he didn't hesitate anymore, and fell to his knees with a puff, and whimpered: "The master looks up to the villain so much, if the villain doesn't know how to lift up, he is not as good as a beast!" If I had known that the lord was so righteous, the villain would ......"

As he spoke, he suddenly slapped himself in the face, feeling the hot pain, but Shi Qian's heart felt like he had taken a reassuring pill - this was really not a dream!

So he said excitedly: "Even if you kill the villain, the villain will not come to the master's house to steal!" ”

In just a few words, at this time, he had changed his title three times, at first he was a 'grandfather', and after listening to Wu Kai say that he had admired his name for a long time, he became 'me', and now he heard that the other party was going to promote himself to be an official, and humbly changed his name to call himself a 'villain', which fully showed the drastic changes in his inner emotions.

"Haha, why do you have to be like this?"

Wu Kai laughed and quipped: "If you don't come, how do you know who I am?" ”

As he spoke, he wanted to step forward and help Shi Qian up.

Who knew that Shi Qian refused to get up, but knocked his head on the ground again, and said: "Master, Shi Qian came this time, but it was not voluntary, but someone in the city gave me five hundred taels of silver to steal the master's magic weapon!" ”

Wu Kai was stunned when he heard this, he originally thought that Shi Qian had stolen his house by chance, but he didn't expect that there would be such an inside story.

He hurriedly asked, "Is there such a thing?" Do you know who the person behind the curtain is?! ”

Shi Qian shook his head and said in a muffled voice: "I don't know this, the person behind the scenes didn't come forward, but just asked the thief in the city to contact the villain, saying that after the matter is completed, just send the things to the City God Temple in the north of the city!" ”

As he spoke, he arched his hand and said: "Master, although the villain is not talented, he is willing to find this fang for the master and make up for it!" ”