Chapter 118 On the solution of the food problem
No wonder, no wonder Chang Gong has been using the tactic of adding fuel to give us military merits these days, the original purpose is this-want to starve us to death? Vicious!
I'll just say why the army under Chang Gong's hands is so wasteful, only ordinary standard light weapons in their hands, those with little support firepower are dying, artillery is so scarce, it will collapse at the first touch, and it won't even run away, you can get lost if you walk around the city, and you can drive armored vehicles into the lake with the Beidou navigation system...... It was all deliberate!
Belch! Chang Gong is really a scheming boy! It was possible to use the stupid trick of deliberately sending prisoners, and we were even more stupid, just ask and see, these troops who came to deliver food are definitely not Chang Gong's descendants, and none of its officers graduated from Huangpu Sports School...... Hawkers, don't care if Chang Gong thinks so, you should really listen to it, if you don't believe it, I'll be talking nonsense. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info But anyway, there's no loss in believing it, so it's better to believe it.
"With such a population in Jiaxing, it seems that it is a grain-producing area, so there will be no food, right?" I pouted. Xu Xing should have a set of food, right? It's a famous family after all, and what kind of yin damage should be able to do both.
"Jiaxing must have food, it's a big city of one million people, and it won't even be able to supply food to our outsiders." Xu Xing's face twitched, "But we don't have any money!" ”
"You told me you don't have any money?" It's definitely the funniest joke I've ever heard.
"Yes, no bank card." Xu Xing rolled his eyes, "There is no cash either." ”
"What about the banks? There must be money in the local bank, go and call the emperor, don't say you can't withdraw money from the local bank. "Xu Xing is kidding me? Quite possibly. I need to try to calm down.
"No, not a dime." Xu Xing continued to roll his eyes, "I asked the soldiers to smash open the vault to see, and it was already emptied by Kaishen Gong." ”
I...... What can I say you order?
"What about the local officials?" I continued to try to calm down.
"We all ran away, either to the imperial capital or in the direction of Hangzhou, and we caught a few small shrimps when we entered the city." Xu Xing shrugged, "Their dog noses are quite sensitive. ”
"Then hit the white stripes!" I'm running out of patience.
"No, it's absolutely not going to work." Xu Xing shook his head resolutely,
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't use your brain to think about it?" My facial muscles twitched, "Aren't you going to blackmail a rich man?" Not to mention the rich, a middle-class asset of a few million can keep us up for a few more days, right? It's a big deal to give him interest when you agree. ”
"But our ability to repay debts now is very problematic......" Xu Xing rubbed his forehead, looking like he had a headache, "No one will give us money, if we rob the money, but we will make big news, you know, the civil war has basically not started now, and now both sides are competing for the position of public opinion, we must try our best to maintain the reputation of the orthodox government of the Ming Dynasty, and we can't grab the ...... openly."
Xu Xing is right about one thing, that is, although the emperor and Chang Gong are already in a state of hostility, they have not yet completely started fighting, and only a few skirmishes have broken out at present -- all of which have been triggered by us, and it can be said that the focus of public opinion is now on us, and there are many Western reporters who are not afraid of death coming to Jiaxing these days, and we really can't make any big news.
"If the light is not good, then the dark one will come." Forget it, don't be angry, this kind of thing is really only something that a wise man like me can handle, "Na, I said that you know the blackmail methods of the Songjiang Green Gang?" I learned it from my old man, but it is more damaged than the Green Gang, the victim does not dare to squeak, we just go directly to a food factory to blackmail. ”
Well, just watching the movie, now I also want to try the classic scenes in the movie
But Xu Xing shook his head: "This, this is not very good, right?" ”
Well, it's a little bit not good, although the discipline of being a human being has long been thrown by me to the Beiluo Division, but my conscience is still there, so it doesn't seem to be very good, but if you compensate them afterwards, it's not too much, right?
Scratching his head: "It's really not good, we can auction the prisoners?" ”
"Auction captives?" Xu Xing's eyes were about to pop out.
"There are quite a few locals among our captives, right?" As soon as my head turned, a new bad idea came to me, "Directly ask their families to bring food to collect people, or pull the TV station to play J.J. 100 times......
"Uh......" Xu Xing touched my head, "I don't have a fever, what the hell is that J.J 100 hits......"
"You think, now that the world is declining and people's hearts are not ancient, maybe there are many young women who are waiting for their husbands to die and then embezzle the family property to remarry, so if we say that we will be shot if we don't come to get someone, we will definitely lose a lot of food." I was extremely surprised by my thinking circuit, it turned out that I was such a powerful person, "But if it is changed to play J.J. 100 times, or live broadcast on TV, I'm afraid no one can stand it, right?" The face is bigger than the sky, if anyone is really bulleted, not only him, but the entire clan will have no face to be! ”
"......" Xu Xing was silent, "Our Ming law allows TV stations to broadcast this kind of program that affects the physical and mental health of teenagers?" ”
"it!" I don't care, "Anyway, now Jiaxing is our final say!" ”
"Okay, so how do you explain it to the media?" Xu Xing spread his hands, "Those people, especially Western journalists, are really annoying. ”
"Cold salad!" I snorted, "Do they have a way to criticize us in a serious tone for this kind of news?" This kind of thing will definitely become a joke when it spreads! We will not actually be held accountable for the bloody civil wars of the world's nations, which is the most humane and merciful way to deal with it, but we will be able to win the attention of the media and make a name for itself in the world. We will not be ashamed, but we have arrested tens of thousands of people in just a few days, Chang Kaishen, look, what a good tactic, Chang Kaishen will be ashamed to death, his own soldiers were captured by the enemy and openly impeached J.J on the TV station, but he can only nest in his nest and scold his mother Xipi, oh, think about it, what an exciting scene this is! He, Chang Kaishen, will completely become the laughing stock of the whole world! Well? Little Grandpa Xu, what are you doing patting me on the shoulder? ”
"Now, Zishu." Xu Xing touched his chin and looked at me with a serious face, "We are now deep behind enemy lines, have you ever thought about what treatment you will suffer if you really do this, if you are captured by the enemy one day?" ”
Belch...... I found that what you said made sense, and I was speechless.