Chapter 286: The Smell of Bone Fart!
Lu Mingsong was submissive, and he didn't dare to breathe, the two deputy capitals just now were all cleaned up by Lord Futai, not to mention that he was a small prefect, not to mention that he was a small prefect.
Everyone else was silent.
Xing Mingtang saw that Tan Tingxiang didn't mean to speak, and said with a forced smile: "Lord Futai, after all, the Lu Governor's Mansion is the prefect of a mansion, it is impossible to ask about everything, and it is in a hurry, I can't answer, but it is also excusable, it is better not to be angry, today is the day of your great joy in office, these official affairs, we might as well postpone the discussion, today we only talk about personal friendship, not about official affairs......
Guo Ye smiled: "Okay, since that's the case, then let's not talk about business, however, there are still a few last words, I need to talk about it, Ben Fu has already said it just now, the past of the previous adults, Guo is not to blame, but from today on, it is going to be real, Lord Xing, you are in charge of the platform, the responsibility of the supervision of the province, but it is all pressed on you, in a word, let's take the court's money, as well as the silver of the incorruptible, enough for us to spend all day and wine, if you dare to make a bad idea, Benfu will not agree, I don't want to be the dignified governor of Shandong, and finally be driven out of Jinan by those traitors......"
Xing Mingtang's face darkened, and he smiled awkwardly: "Where, where?" Lord Futai, who in the whole world doesn't know that you are the first general of the Qing Dynasty, and even the Russians have been driven away by you, not to mention a group of rabble, with you sitting in Jinan, even if there are thousands of troops, they can't help us, everyone says yes? ”
"Yes, yes! Lord Futai is the reincarnation of Wei Huo! Lord Futai won't let General Han Zhifei! ……”
The officials below watched Xing Mingtang pour ecstasy soup into Guo Ye again, and they all began to pat themselves on the back.
Guo Ye no longer dwelled on this matter. The problem has already been pointed out to Xing Mingtang. If this guy doesn't have a good job anymore. Then it's no wonder that he drove him out of Shandong, and now Shandong has no time to raise these idlers!
Guo Ye talked and laughed freely at the banquet, and a few words had already frightened the officials of the prefecture and county present, this guy was already notorious when he was in the capital, and if he didn't agree with him, he would fight, and the people who fought were all famous and powerful, where are those people here who are expensive? Guo Ye if he cleaned up. That's only more polite, just a small envoy Xing Mingtang, if he wants to resist Guo Ye's offensive, it is simply impossible, it's not good, Xing Mingtang himself is difficult to protect!
The banquet passed in a period of apprehension, and after the banquet ended, Tan Tingxiang packed up and rushed to the capital, the next few days. is that everything is in the run-in, and Guo Ye's most central job is to teach these people lessons. Foreign Language Lessons!
As a special forces elite, Guo Ye is proficient in English, speaks an authentic New York accent, and knows a little about German and Japanese, but he can only cope with daily conversations.
Not only Chen Hai, Gao Qi, Gao E, Ding Ruchang and others were arranged to listen to the class together, but even the dignified political envoy Guo Songtao did not let go, and he had to be trained in foreign language classes!
A few people now see that their heads hurt when they see English, and now Gao Yi has already moved his mind, so it is really better to change himself to Yan Chunyu one by one, let Lao Yan come here to suffer, and go to Dong'e far away to fight with the monk king, at the end of the day, muttering these tongue-curling words, it is really a torment, torment!
"The bone caress is too thick!"
"Bones are greasy!"
"The smell of bones and farts is strong!"
Wipe!
Gao Qi fiercely pinched the brush in his hand in two, ******, is this what people said? The foreign devils, it turns out that they take "strong fart" as a greeting, and I don't know if they smell disgusting or not!
"Smelly!"
"Smelly!"
Seeing Guo Ye's vicious eyes glaring at him, Gao Qi was so frightened that he stuck out his tongue and hurriedly said, he remembered that this was the time to apologize, and what he wanted to say should not be done!
Wipe!
Guo Ye was completely defeated by Gao Qi's soil bun English, "Sao, Sao!" ”
This is so damn creative!
Guo Ye covered his face and roared: "Gao Qi, you broke Lao Tzu's pen, all this month's salary has been deducted, confiscated, and you can buy wine and drink for the brothers!" ”
"Oh! Great, long live the adults! ”
Gao Yi jumped up excitedly, a month's salary, now Gao Qi is the capital, a few dozen taels of silver a month, how much good wine do you have to buy!
Guo Songtao's face on the side turned green, long live? Damn, is this guy crazy? Can this be shouted out? Long live is a unique title that belongs to the emperor, even the prince and the prince can only shout a thousand years old, if this is passed out, the head will be gone!
"Brother Xian! How can they be so unscrupulous, and woe comes from their mouths! This is going to be a big disaster! ”
Guo Ye smiled bitterly at Guo Songtao, glared at Gao He angrily, and said angrily: "Gao E, you have no words and deeds, and this month's salary is gone, confiscated!" Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense in the future! ”
Gao He was deflated when he boarded, wiped it, and was very happy and sad, he said a total of eight words, and a month's salary was gone.
Gao Qi looked gloating, looking at Gao E, okay, this is a brother, a grasshopper on a rope, no one wants to run!
Guo Songtao smiled bitterly: "Brother Xian, the foreign language you teach is really too difficult to learn, don't say it's them, even if it's a foolish brother, he doesn't know anything about it, it's really hard, this bone has a strong fart smell, how can he be a foreigner's greeting at night?" Aren't they stinking either? ”
Guo Ye had a bunch of black lines in his head, and said: "Big brother, no matter how difficult it is to learn, you have to learn, I also boiled it out like this at the beginning, we will inevitably deal with foreigners in the future, if you don't understand their language, you will suffer a big loss at that time, it doesn't matter if it is difficult to learn, we stupid birds fly first, there will always be a time to learn, come, let's continue!" ”
Yes?
Do you want to continue?
Gao Qi wailed and sat on the ground!
"Good belly oil belly ......"
"Oops, my stomach hurts so much, no, my lord, I have to go to the toilet in a lowly position, I can't hold it back......"
Gao Qi looked unlucky and kept calling.
Guo Ye shouted viciously: "Stomach hurt? Damn, Xiaohai, put Gao Qi on the ground for me, treat him, remember, fists to the flesh! ”
Yes......
"Okay, it's good to be humble, it doesn't hurt!"
(To be continued.) )