Chapter 5: A face of shyness
Qi Tian really didn't want to kill the bear.
As for the performance after killing the bear, he was really stunned at the time, but he didn't expect the old hunter Qi Baishi to appear, so he took the opportunity to show his weakness.
"Grandpa, what about this bear?"
Qi Tian probed for a moment and found that he had lost his breath.
"Drag it home and eat it." Originally, Qi Baishi was also very difficult, but he thought of an idea in an instant.
"I haven't eaten the meat of this beast, and besides, I rarely encounter it, and I won't provoke it if I don't get attacked."
The old hunter Qi Baishi said as he tied up the black bear with a rope.
Then the two of them made a climbing plow out of the cut trees, loaded them with black bears, pulled and pushed, and returned home before sunset.
That night, the skin was peeled, the corpse was dismembered into more than a dozen parts, and put it in the snow to be refrigerated.
……
Three days later.
After breakfast, the old hunter Qi Baishi took ten catties of black bear meat and two roe deer hind legs out to run errands.
Qi Tian was not idle at home, and continued to practice, consolidate the military body, and practice the moves of the sword technique.
After more than two hours, Qi Tian, who was practicing in the courtyard, heard Qi Baishi, an old hunter not far away, happily humming a small song.
Qi Tian was very puzzled, so he said, "Which little daughter-in-law did you see again?" ”
Soon, the old hunter entered the courtyard.
"Stinky boy, stop practicing, I'll tell you a good thing."
"What's the matter, grandpa?" Qi Tian asked curiously.
The old Orion smirked, and then said, "I just went to help you on a blind date." ”
Hearing the news, Qi Tian was immediately stunned.
Blind date? Make no mistake!
Qi Tian thought to himself: "Although I may not be able to go back in my life, I never thought about marrying a daughter-in-law on a blind date!" Besides, I'm the one who has a girlfriend. ”
After Qi Tian thought about it, he felt that it was inappropriate, after all, the meat of his previous life. The body was blown up, but the soul was reborn.
This life has nothing to do with the previous life, but if you marry a daughter-in-law, you are afraid that you will be sorry for your girlfriend in your previous life.
"What's the matter, are you a little too excited to hear this news?"
Obviously, the old Orion at this time was even more excited than Qi Tian.
Qi Tian came back to his senses, scratched his head, and said embarrassedly, "No." Grandpa, I think I'm still young, or ......"
Before Qi Tian finished speaking, the old hunter hurriedly interrupted and said angrily: "What is the little one, when I was as old as you, I became a father!" ”
"You're a feudal society." Qi Tian muttered quietly.
"What did you say?" The old hunter said as he grabbed a stick beside him.
"There's no grandpa, listen to you, it's all up to grandpa." Qi Tian hurriedly clasped his fists.
"That's pretty much it. However, don't be too happy, you have to let her family see you first, you can pass the test, and then talk about your family affairs. ”
After speaking, the old Orion looked at Qi Tian, who looked shy, "Silly boy, what about stealing fun?" ”
"Don't worry, this won't work, and then the next one." After the old hunter finished speaking, he took out the cigarette pouch from his body, then knocked it under the sole of his shoe, put in the tobacco and lit it, and took two sips.
"Grandpa, is that girl good-looking?" Qi Tian asked tentatively.
Qi Tian thought to himself: "Appearance is very important, just by virtue of your own appearance, it is also fascinating." The means of flirting with girls are no worse than Zhongji Oba. To have height and appearance, it is unreasonable to urinate. ”
The old hunter glanced at him, and said, "Why do you look so good, it's a fart!?" As long as you can give birth and raise. ”
As soon as the old hunter finished speaking, he suddenly remembered another sentence, so he said, "Fart. The stock is big and can be born. ”
Qi Tian said that he was very aggrieved, he was not from the appearance association, at least he had to find someone who was worthy of his face, the absolute rich and handsome Huang Sect Master in his previous life, and the absolute male public enemy in ancient times, who brought disaster to the country and the people.
Even if Pan An and Song Yu saw it, they were afraid that they would not be able to do it, and they retreated.
"Pack up, I'll take you to see her father." After the old Orion finished speaking, he took two bites.
……
For blind dates, Qi Tian's heart really refuses.
But when you see someone else's girl, if you can't take a step, you can say something else.
Soon, the two came to a village three miles away, called Wang's shack, where more than 130 families lived, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment.
The shacks of the Wang family are all surnamed Wang, and there are no miscellaneous surnames.
After a while, the two came to the door of a house.
In front of the door, a chubby boy was whipping a spinning top, and suddenly saw someone coming, and hurriedly stopped and said, "Grandpa Qi is here, Grandpa Qi is good!" ”
As soon as the little fat man finished speaking, he shouted into the courtyard with his throat in his voice: "Mother, our family has a guest (qi three times)." ”
Qi Tian laughed and was stunned when he heard this, because this sentence suddenly reminded him of the ghost animal drama "Country Love".
The little fat man saw Qi Tian snickering, so he stepped forward and said, "It's that you want to go on a blind date with my sister!?" ”
Without waiting for Qi Tian to answer, a voice came from the courtyard: What are you shouting nonsense about this dead child!?
After the words fell, the courtyard door was pushed open, and a middle-aged woman came out, and suddenly saw the old Orion and Qi Tian, and immediately changed her smile.
"Oh, mom, it's Uncle Qi here." After speaking, he turned his gaze away from the old Orion, turned to Qi Tian behind him, and smiled even brighter.
The old Orion smiled and said, "Yes, his aunt." After speaking, he hurriedly said to Qi Tian behind him: "Call someone quickly." ”
Qi Tian was helpless, but he had no choice but to make a show.
smiled and said, "Hello aunt! ”
"Well, good, good." The woman said yes three times in a row and looked at Qi Tian.
At this time, another middle-aged man came out of the courtyard, and when he saw the old hunter, he hurriedly said, "Uncle Qi, don't stand here, it's cold and come into the house." ”
"As soon as I was happy, I forgot about it." After the woman finished speaking, she pulled Qi Tian and walked into the courtyard.
Qi Tian's heart was twisted.
Seeing this, the old Orion Qi Baishi was a hundred happy in his heart, because the other party was willing to accept it, eight times out of ten. Nine can be finalized.
Soon, several people entered the house.
The Kanto people have always been bold, without the politeness and restraint of the southerners.
The woman pulled Qi Tian to sit on the kang, and then she had to take off Qi Tian's shoes.
Qi Tian understood the other party's kindness, but he was very embarrassed, so he said, "Auntie, I'm not cold, my body is strong." ”
"This child, your aunt is afraid that you will be cold." The middle-aged man hurriedly smiled and hurriedly took a puff of hookah.
Qi Tian was very curious when he saw this kind of hookah made of bamboo, he had heard distant relatives talk about it in his previous life, but he had never seen it.
"What, you want to take a whole bite too?" The woman smiled and said to Qi Tian.
Qi Tian waved his hand and refused. "I can't enjoy it."
Then, there were four people in this room, and three old smoking guns began to swallow the clouds.
Qi Tian's heart is to reject secondhand smoke.
The three old smokers chatted for a while, and the old hunter Qi Baishi asked the topic: "Where is your girl?" ”
Hearing this question, the middle-aged woman remembered that her daughter had gone out to play.
"I went to her cousin's house to play, maybe I'll be back in a while, why don't you ask Fat Xiao to go out and find it?"
The old Orion smiled and said, "No, no. ”
Although the old hunter said this on his lips, he thought in his heart: "I brought my grandson on a blind date, and my parents agreed, but I didn't see my daughter, what is this called?" ”
"Don't worry, Uncle Qi is here for lunch and have some drinks with your eldest nephew." After the middle-aged man finished speaking, he glanced at the woman.
The custom of feudal society, two meals a day, is the same all year round, except in special circumstances.
(In reality, in the three eastern provinces, there are generally two meals in winter, with late breakfast and early dinner, which is a tradition left by the old generation.) )
"Okay, you guys, I'll go cook." After the woman finished speaking, she went down to Zhang Luo.
"No hassle." Old Orion said embarrassedly.
"What's not troublesome, it's all your own family." The middle-aged man said with a smile.
Hearing the middle-aged man say this, the old Orion is not easy to say kind words again.
……
Just as he was talking, a voice came from outside the door.
I only heard the little boy say: "Sister, my future brother-in-law is here, you have to be mentally prepared." ”
"Really chubby, what does your brother-in-law look like?" Asked expectantly.
Before the girl could finish speaking, another girl said, "Cousin, don't listen to the fat guy. Nonsense, let's go in. ”
[Based on the Northeast region, in order to be grounded, a large number of local dialogues are annotated. 】