Let everyone think to themselves! "If I change the topic, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it. Wang Ping'an not only blew himself, but also did not lose his dignity, and he also pointed to the pair of geese, which was even less disgusting, only likable! ”

Li Zhi clapped his hands and said: "Okay, no disease, you have done a good job with this peach talisman, Fu Linmen, well said!" ”

Li Shimin picked up the pen and wrote down this peach talisman himself, he raised his head, but said: "It's good, but the union wants you to blow yourself, but you are blowing the wild goose, this article is not right!" ”

Wang Ping'an knelt on the ground and never got up, the emperor didn't call out, how dare he stand up, thinking: "If you think of the wild goose, I won't get it!" ”

Li Shimin changed a piece of paper and said: "You just said that the geese don't want to fly south, isn't that equivalent to saying that the world is the same, everywhere is warm, and they can be allowed to live everywhere?" Okay, now let you take the world as the theme, and make another pair of peach charms! ”

Li Zhiyi grinned, this is even more difficult, how can a little courtier who is not sick dare to take the world as the theme, if he is not careful, he will be unlucky!

Everyone in the palace also thought, it's difficult, this thing is taboo!

Li Yiren showed his face from behind the child, blinked his big eyes, looked at Wang Ping'an and looked at his back, and was a little worried.

To everyone's surprise, Wang Ping'an didn't even think about it, without the slightest hesitation, he opened his mouth and came: "All lakes and seas are spring, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are full of brilliance, horizontal criticism, long live the emperor!" ”

Yo drink, is this kid a peach talisman made in advance, why did the emperor make it on the Internet! Five lakes and four seas, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains, is not the world, and by the way, it is a loud sycophant!

Shoot Li Shimin's ass, this is not a shame, the imperial power is respected, this is a matter of course, don't be embarrassed, everyone in the palace is greatly admired!

Li Zhi clapped his hands again and said with a smile: "Well said." Father. If you say that you are not sick, you should reward him! ”

Li Shimin shook his head with a smile, tonight is really happy, knowing that Wang Ping'an is singing praises of virtue, but he is not disgusted at all. He wrote down this peach talisman again, but still said: "This pair is not done well, if you do it again, it will still be based on the world!" ”

The eyes of everyone in the palace all shot to Wang Ping'an's back, almost roasting him. With the world as the theme, this article is not easy to do, you make one. It's impossible to make a second course!

Li Zhi is not worried, Wang Ping'an's knowledge is very good, and he will definitely be able to do it again.

Li Yiren is still worried, can he do it again?

To surprise you again, Wang Ping'an still didn't think about it, Li Shimin's voice fell, and he said: "Occupy the right time, place and people, and take the treasures of Kyushu and the four seas." Horizontal criticism: Long live the emperor! ”

Li Shimin was stunned. Haha laughed, almost laughed out of tears, Li Zhi also laughed, how can you criticize it and long live the emperor!

When everyone in the palace saw the emperor laughing, they all laughed, but they all thought in their hearts: "You won't let me be a pair again, long live another emperor?" ”

Before the laughter stopped, Li Shimin said loudly: "Take the country as the theme, make another pair, this time there must be the word "country" in the sentence!" ”

Without waiting for everyone to react, and worrying about it again, Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Welcome the New Year." Say goodbye to the old years and be brilliant, horizontal criticism: Long live the emperor! ”

There was an uproar, and the hall applauded!

If you don't accept it this time, if you want to talk about talent, it is a good word that everyone knows that Wang Ping'an has a belly, and the name of Chang'an's first genius can't be blown just by blowing. The concubines in the palace all knew that Wang Ping'an was talented. But how is there a way, but they don't know, they usually don't see Wang Ping'an, this time they finally know!

The concubines had a very good impression of Wang Ping'an, and they even looked at Li Yiren together!

Li Yiren's face turned even redder, so he could only hold the child, pretending to tease him, and didn't dare to look up. And Princess Nanping and his wife, who were sitting next to her, although they were also clapping and laughing, they were very helpless in their hearts!

Liu Xuanyi is an honest person, the kind of person who only works hard, but is not very good at getting things done. He is a lieutenant of the horses, but he is not like Fang Yiai and Chai Lingwu, they have a good dispatch of leisure, he does the errand of checking the accounts of the government soldiers, this work is quite tiring, he not only has to run to the palace, but also has to go to the city, to run around Gyeonggi, and tired, and it is not easy to see the results, and he has to often offend people, just because he will not come to trouble, and he does not give strength verbally!

Princess Nanping glanced at her husband and thought, "If you had half of Wang Ping'an's ability, we wouldn't have sat so far away from my father." ”

Liu Xuanyi sighed in his heart, but he still sighed, he also wanted to be happy in front of the emperor. But he doesn't have the ability!

Li Shimin smiled, wrote down this peach talisman, and thought: "It's really hard to help him, I imagine the old father-in-law of an ordinary family, looking at the stupid aunt who is ugly." Can't see it all? ”

He put down the pen and said: "You are very good at making peach charms, very good, then take the country as the theme." If you make another pair, you still have to have the word "country"! ”

Li Zhi looked down at Wang Ping'an, brother, it's hard for you, look, how difficult it is for you to eat this Chinese New Year's Eve meal!

Li Yiren bit his lip and thought, "Do I want to be coquettish to my father and tell me about it, how can it make people feel good." The title is to make four pairs of peach charms in a row, or with such a big topic as the world! ”

Everyone in the palace thought in their hearts: "Your Majesty, the king is very popular, you can drink it."

Say your own peach charm and surprise others! Wang Ping'an didn't hesitate at all, not only did he not think for himself, but he didn't even give others time to think, and said directly: "The centuries are good, the eternal country is new, and the horizontal criticism: Long live the emperor!" The last four words were shouted loudly!

Only, he it's it! "All the people in the palace have just finished thinking about it at this time!

I've seen people who are quick, but I've never seen anyone so fast, it's too fast!

Mo said that everyone else was stunned, even Li Shimin himself was stunned, wouldn't it, could it be that Wang Ping'an learned that he was going to come to the palace tonight to celebrate the New Year, so he specially took the theme of the world and made four peach talismans in a row? That's not right, even if he is extremely smart, he can guess that he wants to make a peach talisman on this topic, but it is normal to do a pair, and he is cautious to do two pairs, so he can't say anything about doing three pairs, and he can do four pairs "There is no such possibility!"

This time the shock is a little too great, everyone in the hall did not clap their hands and cheer, they all looked at the emperor, they will not come again, it is really embarrassing, it is better to blast Wang Pingan out now, kneel at the door and eat Chinese New Year's Eve!

Li Zhixing is down, forget it, don't have a fifth deputy!

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Okay, well done!" Then you make another pair. But this time, not only must we have a country, but also talk about the previous dynasty! ”

It's bigger, harder, and more taboo! The eyes of everyone in the palace were extremely hot, and they all stared at Wang Ping'an's back! Come on, just watch a few mouthfuls of tigers roast him, and eat him at Chinese New Year's Eve dinner tonight!

Li Yiren put down the child and thought, "I'd better go over and be coquettish,"

If you don't think about it, you just open your mouth to come! Wang Ping'an said loudly: "A hundred years of heaven and earth will return to vitality, unify the peace of the country and the mountains, and criticize horizontally"

Li Zhi immediately continued: "Long live the emperor, is this a horizontal criticism?" ”

Wang Ping'an wiped his face. Said: "The minister must speak out!" "When you are loud, you are going to cry. But it was unlucky to say that crying during the New Year, so he changed his voice to say it, and Li Zhi had already said the horizontal criticism, and his last four words were not unlucky horizontal criticism, but they were also four words, indicating that he was convinced!

Dare to disagree with Li Shimin, if he refuses to accept it, the sixth peach talisman with the theme of the country, he can't think of it anymore, Wang Lang is exhausted!

Everyone in the hall burst out laughing, and the atmosphere suddenly relaxed, and this Wang Ping'an finally couldn't resist it. However, others can't even make a pair of peach talismans with the theme of the country, but he can make five pairs in a row, which is really amazing!

In the modern Spring Festival couplets, we have seen a lot, do not think how difficult it is to do, but in the early Tang Dynasty, the Spring Festival couplets have not experienced the great exhibition of the later Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, at this time people's hearts, can make full of auspicious words, festive and do not lose the color of the peach symbol, it is not easy, than to write a good poem is not easy, the fewer words, the more difficult to do!

"A hundred years of heaven and earth have returned to their vitality, and the peace of the country has been unified. Okay, I talked about the past and the present. Okay, good Wang Ping'an, well done peach charm! Li Shimin finally put down his pen and clapped his hands and laughed. Just as he said at the beginning, "The heroes of the world are in my respect", looking at the young talent in front of him, his heart was very happy, and he could finally leave a good helper for his son!

After saying that, he waved his hand at Wang Ping'an and said, "Go." Find a seat and don't kneel anymore! ”

Wang Ping'an dared to stand up, only to feel that his knees were numb. Li Zhi stepped forward, took his hand, and said with a smile: "Come, no disease, I'll find you a seat, where can I sit?" Well, there's a vacant seat over there! ”

Tonight is the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, a gathering of the royal family, in order to show family harmony, so there is no division of seats according to class. For Li Shimin. This is a festival, they are all a family, don't be bound by etiquette, but for the royal people, this is actually a small ranking party.

If you don't arrange seats according to grade, you have to arrange seats according to your relatives, so the more concubines or children who are looked down on by Li Shimin, the closer they are to him, and the ones he usually looks down on will naturally sit farther away.

Now there is only one vacant seat next to Li Shimin, that is, it belongs to Li Yiren, but Li Yiren is not there, she came in with Princess Nanping, so she sat with her sister, and sat on the periphery, Princess Nanping did not please Li Shimin, so she naturally sat far away.

Li Zhi and Wang Ping'an were very close, and according to his usual temperament, he would definitely pout his mouth, let one of his concubines leave, and let Wang Ping'an sit beside him. But now he didn't, but dragged Wang Ping'an all the way to the outermost periphery, that is, next to Li Yiren.

Li Zhi smiled: "Come, you can sit here without disease!" ”

Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Okay, then sit here!" He also surrendered his hand to Li Yiren and Princess Nanping and others.

The people at the table next to him all looked at Wang Ping'an with a smile, but no one commented. Before the emperor has made a statement, no one will talk too much!

Wang Ping'an sat down, Li Zhi patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Eat more, just treat this as your own home!" With a smile on his face, he turned and went back.

Wang Ping'an looked at Li Yiren, Li Yiren smiled at him, she returned the child to Princess Nanping, and then generously took a set of dishes and chopsticks, and said, "Use it for you!" ”

Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Thank you, thank you princess!" He leaned over to his chair and sat down.

Li Yiren gave him dishes and chopsticks, and everyone saw it and thought in their hearts: "It's almost done!" ”

Before the ass sat down, Wang Ping'an overheard Li Shimin say loudly: "Wang Ping'an!" ”

Wang Ping'an was so frightened that he trembled, don't you, why do you call me again, is it difficult to make a peach charm? He hurriedly stood up and said, "The minister is here!" ”

Li Shimin smiled, touched his beard, and said: "After the Chinese New Year, I asked your parents to enter Beijing, and they wanted to reprimand them, and they actually gave birth to such a bastard as you!" ”

Wang Ping'an sighed, no, I want to find my parents, "Ah!" He suddenly understood that the taste was coming, Li Yiren put the dishes and chopsticks in front of him, this action should be done by the wife to her husband, which means that she agrees to the marriage, as soon as this hint comes out, of course the emperor wants to meet his parents, so as to talk about marriage!

I'm going to be a colt?

Wang Ping'an's head was hot, and he said: "Yes, the minister obeys the order!" As he spoke, he knelt down and gave Li Shimin a big salute from afar

Li Shimin said with a smile: "Come on, go out and release the explosive rod, let the Lian listen to it, it's the New Year!" ”

Shi Zhongchen agreed loudly, trotted out in person, and asked the little eunuchs to release the explosive rod. After a while, I heard the crackling sound of a popping rod outside the hall!

Chinese New Year's Eve, except for Ping Pong Night!

As soon as the boom sounds, the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner will begin, and there are already people in the imperial dining room waiting outside, just waiting for the disadvantages, and then the wine banquet! The film resumed work, and a sumptuous Chinese New Year's Eve dinner was put on the table.

Li Shimin picked up the wine glass, touched his lips slightly, picked up the chopsticks again, and took a piece of meat to eat. He drinks and eats food, which means that the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner begins, and everyone can move chopsticks.

Wang Ping'an's table has the smallest number of people, because it is the outermost and most unfavored people sitting here, and there are several empty seats. Li Ke walked over and waved his hand, Liu Xuanyi, who was originally sitting on the other side of Wang Ping'an, hurriedly got up and gave up his seat, vacating the seat to Li Ke, and he himself sat aside.

Li Ke smiled: "No disease, let's eat together." As he spoke, he picked up the flask and poured a glass of wine for Wang Ping'an.

Wang Ping'an hurriedly smiled: "I don't dare to do this, how can I ask the prince to pour wine for the ministers." He hurriedly took the wine jug from Li Ke's hand and filled Li Ke with a glass.

The two of them touched their glasses and drank the wine.

Li Ke glanced at Li Yiren and smiled, but Princess Nanping was also beside him, but he turned a blind eye. He finished laughing at Li Yiren, and said to Wang Ping'an: "No disease, my mother is sitting there!" As he spoke, he pointed his hand at the Emperor.

Wang Ping'an followed the direction of his finger, turned his head, and looked at a table under the emperor, and beside that table, there were several palace ladies, all of whom were as beautiful as flowers, and they were about the same age.

But Wang Ping'an could tell at a glance which one was Concubine Yang!

This is not a heart, but one of the palace ladies, who is looking at him and nodding and smiling at him.

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