Chapter Ninety-Eight: Have Chest Pad Manufacturers Changed to New Materials?
People often say that they are timid, I used to think that it was pure nonsense, just a loser or a negative person afraid to see the performance of his father and family, but now I find that this complex emotion is far from being as simple as it seems, I feel that I have done a good job in the Western Regions, and I can fully respond to the expectations of my old man, and can make my little sister proud, but the inexplicable throbbing feeling in my heart, faint, has not been erased no matter what. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hawkers, although this small bungalow on the outskirts of the imperial capital is not a hometown, but it is a home.
I feel like it's been a long, long time ago to watch the scene of bragging and farting with netizens at home, and now when I see my home, in addition to the inexplicable fear, there is also a sense of vicissitudes - I was an ordinary otaku when I left last time, but when I came back this time, I had become a person who had experienced the war, met foreign emperors, and participated in various conspiracies...... Special model otaku too.
Uh, there's no way to deny that I'm still an otaku, no way, as an honest man who never lies, I have to speak with my conscience.
I got out of the car and walked into the small yard of my house, the lilacs were blooming very well, the branches were trimmed very neatly, and the strawberries in the fruit garden were ready to be eaten immediately. Alas, I have to admit that although I can't take care of children, the old man has a set of waiting for these flowers and plants, even if he sometimes stays up late to read Burgundian novels and sees the dawn, he will not forget to wait for watering before going to sleep.
As I had done in the past, I picked a strawberry and threw it in my mouth, and I stood in front of the door and subconsciously rummaged through my trouser pocket to take out the key to open the door, but in the end I realized that I hadn't seen my key for many, many days.
"Alas, I originally wanted to surprise the old man and the little junior sister, but now it's okay, knock on the door honestly."
"Hehe, Brother Zishu, who do you want to surprise?" A familiar voice sounded from behind me.
"Uh...... Wind chimes? I turned away in surprise.
Wind chimes are the names of my little sisters.
She stood in front of me like a gift from heaven. It's great that I'm alive.
She and I looked at each other in silence for a few seconds, and then I was greeted with a warm hug - the little junior sister jumped up directly from the ground, hooked my neck with her arms, and pressed her cheek to mine: "Brother Zishu, you are finally back." ”
It's so nice to the touch and reassuring.
"It's back...... I patted her on the back, "is there such a fuss?" I just went on a trip to the Western Regions. ”
As a result, my neck stabbed, and I was pinched hard by her.
"Why don't you call me?" She looked me in the eye up close.
"Well, as you know, after the outbreak of this war, wireless communications in the Western Regions were paralyzed......
"What about in the Mughals? What about when you return home? She continued to question.
"This ...... I'm afraid you're worried. "Alas, I don't dare to tell the truth with a weak heart, first, I am too tired every day to call, and second, I have seen so many warblers and Yanyan, and I forgot to say hello to my little sister...... Sins, sins, sins. Of course, this kind of truth cannot be said even if you are killed.
Who thought that the little junior sister's eyes were red, and she actually cried: "Liar." Do you know it, I'm worried about you! Dad said all day long that you were alive and well in the Western Regions, but you didn't have any news all day, I was worried if you were dead, and then Dad was lying to me......"
"I'm sorry." There is a feeling that I have suddenly become a negative man, and my heart hurts.
"But later, when I found out that you were indeed alive, all kinds of gossip news appeared in the newspapers and on TV." The little junior sister gritted her teeth in an instant, "Say, do you and Her Royal Highness the princess have a leg?" ”
"Not really." I smiled wryly and touched her head, "There is a great beauty like you at home, how could I go outside to touch flowers and grass, I don't even bother to take a look at those willows." The princess is far worse than you. ”
"Really? Not a compliment? But she has an advantage in the chest. She looked very uneasy, and deliberately put her chest close to my body, "I know, all those notebooks and CDs in your collection are all big breasts." ”
I'm tired! I've kept a secret for so many years, when was it discovered? I've hid it pretty tightly!
I suddenly understood why she had been wearing a chest pad all day for the past two years and hated her own airport...... Hawkers, just a middle school student, just do this!
I really want to criticize her as an elder, teach her a little life experience, and tell her not to think about making a big news about a female middle school student growing a D cup overnight, or to study steadily, but now it's me who is at a loss.
Cold sweat began to seep out of his forehead continuously, but fortunately, he could still speak, and his thinking ability was still there: "That, that is not the most important criterion for judging a woman's quality or badness, wind chime, you will always be the best in my eyes, in any way, so you don't need to put any bra pads in a pair......"
I stretched out my groping hand as usual, ready to pull out this useless prop for her, but my hand touched it, and I found something very puzzled.
"Huh? How can there be something subtle about the touch? Have the bra pad manufacturers changed to new materials? I was a little strange, and I continued to touch it, only to suddenly realize - "This, this, this, you don't have a chest pad?" ”
The little junior sister's face turned red, and she didn't know whether she was angry or ashamed: "It's been a long time since I didn't use it." ”
I'm embarrassed, I really want to find a crack in the stone to get into, or a Medusa can petrify myself.
"I didn't have a chest pad, but it was real...... "I don't know if I should cry or laugh or do anything else. Maybe I should make up for my knowledge of physiology, adolescent boys and girls develop so fast?
I looked at my right hand - it's over, I've really become a groping pig now.
"Ahem." The old man's voice came from overhead, and the old man poked his head out of the window on the second floor: "Hugging at the door of the house, what are you talking about!" Come in yet! Make out and go back to the house to make out! ”
"Dad, what are you talking about!" The little junior sister snorted, took out the key and opened the door, "You're just a middle school student!" ”
After complaining, she rushed into the house with her cheeks puffed out.
yes, just a middle school student, I'm not a zombie - and I followed her into the house.