Chapter 078: The Banquet (I)
Although Li Wencai still thinks that this errand is very dangerous, but since he is here, he will treat it as a fat errand, if he can't get enough benefits from the middle, it will definitely be a loss-making business.
The next day before dawn, there were a few scattered stars floating in the night sky, Li Wencai rarely got up so early, as the saying goes, it is a businessman who can't afford to be early, Li Wencai is from a merchant family, whether it is in the past life or in this life, so he has a talented businessman bloodline, I saw Li Wencai wearing a sauce-colored cloak, looked at the sky for a long time, and then said: "Xiao Qin has passed the word, what is the situation over there?" ”
Lao Zhang hurriedly replied: "General Qin said that he has taken down all the opponent's swordsmen. ”
Li Wencai's eyes lit up, revealing the treacherous smile of the symbol: "As expected, today I watched the stars at night and have seen through their tricks, and these bastards also want to yin Lao Tzu, they are simply blind, see how I clean them up today." ”
After Li Wencai finished speaking indignantly, he saw Lao Zhang nodding his head very ignorant of current affairs, so he said unhappily: "Should there be applause here?" ”
Lao Zhang suddenly understood, and immediately put up an old face and said with a smile: "Adults are really gods, you can know the truth by pinching your fingers, and those Japanese barbarians are really bad luck when they meet adults." ”
After Lao Zhang finished speaking, he wiped the cold sweat on his head, what he said was too false, others don't know how they didn't know, Lord Li began to send a few good hands to reconnoiter privately last night, and he had already obtained the information of the enemy's movements, and before he knew that the opponent's knife hand was taken down, he was still trembling all over his body, and he was terrified, and now it was completely like a different person.
I have to say that Li Wencai is such a person, pretending to be forced is so unscrupulous, and now that the other party has fallen behind, then he can start the next step.
With Dasha and other dozens of masters to the place of negotiation, the place of negotiation between the two sides is in the center of this small island, located on a small hill, standing on this hill can overlook the beautiful scenery of the whole island, in fact, in the Ming Dynasty there is nothing to see, surrounded by the sea, the island is completely in a primitive state, poisonous insects and beasts are the majority, Li Wencai has felt it deeply in the past two days, and his face was stared at by mosquitoes A few big bags is proof.
At this moment, the east is twilight, and there is a tent around the hill, and Li Wencai has already smelled the fragrance from a long distance, which is some rare species that he personally ordered a few firehead soldiers to catch on the island, and they are absolutely not eaten in ordinary times.
Several firemen in the tent were roasting wild boars around a pile of firewood, the whole wild boar had turned golden, and the fat was low and squeaked on the charcoal fire, Li Wencai felt his appetite, so he said: "I think it's almost the same, that one has put all the game on the table, and we, as the masters of this island, will put on a feast to receive guests." ”
Different game meat was placed on the table, Li Wencai took a pot of good wine, Lao Zhang was very knowledgeable about the current affairs and poured a glass for Li Wencai, Li Wencai drank a glass of wine, made a smack sound, and then said: "It is said that things grow in this field are not safe, and many of them are highly poisonous, so I will sacrifice it to taste whether these wild meat are poisonous." ”
After Li Wencai finished speaking, he put his hands up and down, and feasted without any image, which made several fire-headed soldiers next to him look disdainful, hypocritical, and really hypocritical.
Li Wencai was eating happily, but the leader of the Japanese Invaders, General Zhang Yi, arrived, Li Wencai stood up with his mouth full of oil and said: "General Octopus has arrived, it is really a coincidence that he came, I ordered someone to make the game overnight, and now it has just been done, just waiting for the general to arrive." ”
Zhang Yi glanced at the dishes on the table, snorted coldly, and said in his heart that if he was a little late, it was estimated that there would be nothing left, and this person still had the face to say that he would invite himself to eat, so Zhang Yi didn't care about it, and sat down directly and said a few words to the samurai who was translating next to him, and the samurai said: "Since the envoy is so sincere, then let's go straight to the point." ”
"The general doesn't have to worry, try this roast suckling pig first, this is what I specially asked the chef in the barracks to make, the taste is not ordinarily good, the choice is this local wild boar, it is absolutely natural, pollution-free and pollution-free food, and the materials are also very particular, I was transported here by boat from the barracks, you come to taste."
Li Wencai is like the little two in the store, his attitude is extremely respectful, and his smile is also amiable, even General Zhang Yi is not easy to refuse, under Li Wencai's repeated persuasion, Zhang Yi had to eat a piece of roast suckling pig, drank a few glasses of wine, and then asked impatiently: "Special envoy, should we talk about peace?" ”
Li Wencai was full of wine and food, nodded, squinted his eyes, and yawned as if he hadn't woken up yet: "Of course it's going to be discussed, you can talk about it, how can we negotiate peace?" ”
"We, the Dongying Kingdom, have decided not to encroach on your coastal borders again, so we hope that your emperor should thank us for our merits, and for the sake of friendly relations between the two sides, should you give us enough money in return." Zhang Yi said with a righteous face.
Li Wencai stared at Zhang Yi's old face without any emotion, and didn't speak for a long time.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhang Yi asked when he saw Li Wencai's intent.
"There's something in your face."
"What's that?"
"Two words are written, shameless."
Zhang Yi touched his face, and then as if he suddenly understood, his angry old face turned red and shouted, "Are you scolding me?" ”
Li Wencai shook his head with a wry smile and said: "Let me give you an analogy, the general's wife was arched by a pig, and the pig was not interested in the adult's wife after arching a few times, so he returned the adult's wife to you, this pig is very generous to the general, in return, should the general give this pig good food and drink, or should he kill it?" ”
Zhang Yi frowned, slapped his palm on the table and shouted: "Of course I will kill it, it arched my wife, I will not forgive it." ”
"The general is so right, I think so too, the pig arched the general's wife, and you have to thank it, only a fool would do such a thing."
Zhang Yi nodded in agreement, then glared at Li Wencai and shouted, "Who said that the pig arched my wife, are you scolding me?" ”
Li Wencai waved his hand, he admired the IQ of the octopus very much, and only now did he react, so he smiled and said: "No, I'm just giving an example, I want to explain a truth, just like the adults just said, you don't invade us, we have to thank you, it's like you are the pig, so this is impossible, do you think I'm right?" ”
The warrior said a few words in Zhang Yi's ear, and Zhang Yi's old face was even more ugly, but what Li Wencai said was also good, and the examples he gave were also very vivid, so he said: "If you can't agree, then the matter of peace cannot be discussed." ”
When Li Wencai heard this, he yawned and waved his hand and said, "Since this is the case, then let's go home and wash and sleep, anyway, I came here for a vacation, so I should be here for a trip." ”
"What? Are you here to play? The samurai exclaimed in disbelief.
Li Wencai stood up, stretched out his hand and said: "It's not just tourism, by the way, do some business, just now the general ate my dishes, my good wine and good food hospitality, but not for nothing, do you know how much this meal is, roughly calculated There are also one hundred taels of silver, this store only accepts cash, never on credit." ”
Li Wencai tiptoed, with the ugly face of the black boss of the wild shop, don't think about leaving today if you don't give money.
The warrior glanced at Li Wencai, and then muttered a few words to General Zhang Yi, only to see Zhang Yi blowing his beard and glaring, and then pulled out his long knife on the ground.
Li Wencai was not afraid, rolled up his sleeves and said: "Why, I still want to be rough, do you know that this is Lao Tzu's chassis, as the saying goes, a strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, and now I am the boss here. ”
The whole scene of the peace negotiation was like a triad fighting for territory to collect protection money, and Li Wencai was fierce at this moment, wiped his nose, and said angrily: "Why, if you don't give money, I will not be polite." ”
Seeing that the negotiation and negotiation were now full of gunpowder, Zhang Yi showed a sinister smile, and the warrior sneered and said: "Who can't leave is not necessarily, do you know that there are already our people outside, as long as our adults give an order, you will fall to the ground now, unless you agree to the conditions set by our adults, you can only leave after signing and drawing." ”
Li Wencai sat on the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and said nonchalantly: "You are scared to be Lao Tzu, tell your grandfather that I have carried a gun and fought since I was a child, and I never know what it means to be afraid, if you have the ability, you can call someone, and Lao Tzu will sit here and wait." ”
Zhang Yi and the warrior glanced at each other, looking at Li Wencai's rogue virtue, and his heart suddenly lost his heart, where is this envoy who came to negotiate peace, he is simply a ruffian, so Zhang Yi sighed, did it and said: "You say your conditions, we can talk about it again." ”
Li Wencai glanced at Zhang Yi, and said in his heart that he would not shed tears if he didn't see the coffin, he was determined to eat you today, so he stretched out his hand and said: "Put aside the matter of peace first, you ate my roast suckling pig and drank the good wine I transported from Xinghua City, now pay the money first, and then let's talk about business." ”
Zhang Yi was speechless for a while, no wonder thinking about Li Wencai's courteous smile just now, the service was as thoughtful as the shopkeeper, it turned out that it was all charged, and he knew that he wouldn't eat it.
Zhang Yi waved his hand, motioned to his subordinates to come over with a hundred taels of silver tickets, and put the silver tickets on the table, Zhang Yi said helplessly: "Now should we continue to talk about peace." ”
"Well, then let's continue to talk, everyone is a civilized person, why do you dance with knives and guns at every turn, it's really unseemly, where did you talk about it just now, let's continue to talk." Li Wencai counted the silver tickets in his hand and said with satisfaction.
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