Chapter 22: Zhao Gou
Following Master Li all the way to Donghua Gate, Wu Kai finally didn't have to follow behind slowly - in order to embody the spirit of playing with the people, the performance stage was set up under the city tower of Donghua Gate, and Master Li, as the protagonist of this performance, naturally had to familiarize himself with the venue and rehearse here. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
As a guest invited by Song Huizong, Wu Kai was led to the left side of the Funing Palace by the little eunuch, and when the auspicious time came, he drove the Donghua Gate with Zhao Ji.
When he arrived at the place, as soon as Wu Kai got off the carriage, he met a few pairs of resentful eyes, and when he looked at it, it was a little Taoist named Xu Xuan and his two junior disciples - no need to ask, Lin Lingsu must be waiting inside, maybe there is still that Wang Zaixi.
Wu Kai and these two veterans, although they can't be said to be enemies, they are very angry when they meet, but they are afraid that they will be awkward when they stay together.
So after a little hesitation, he stopped, and pretended to look curiously at the main hall of Funing in front of him through the stone railing more than half a person high.
In front of this Funing Palace, there is another inclined trapezoidal square, which is about the size of two football fields in later generations, and there are several teams of people lined up on it at this time, but it is the harem concubines who are entering the palace according to the level of the year to celebrate their birthdays.
Tut~
Wu Kai counted condescendingly, there are nearly a thousand people in this square, even if most of them are palace maids, the number of harem concubines will not be less than two hundred-raising such a large group of fat and thin beauties, and they still have the heart to go out of the palace to find excitement, and it is really very happy to be a faint king!
Of course, the premise is not to be the last faint king, otherwise the first half of your life will be happy, and the second half of your life will be miserable.
was staring at a few graceful young concubines nearby, Wu Kai suddenly found a familiar figure, it was Concubine Wei Xian, who had danced in the rain that day, and the young man she was holding in her hand should be the future founding emperor of the Southern Song Dynasty, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou!
However, at present, Song Gaozong is far from having the majesty of the world, but is more like a bear child, struggling desperately behind Concubine Wei Xian, without paying attention to the joking eyes of others.
"Mother, mother! Let me go! I don't believe that in front of my father, he Zhao Heng dares to do anything to me! ”
At first, Concubine Wei Xian was just embarrassed and pulled him to a nobody's place, but when she heard her son shout the word 'Zhao Heng', her face changed color.
She gritted her silver teeth and hesitated slightly, then suddenly slapped Zhao Gou in the face fiercely, and said sharply: "What nonsense are you talking about, kid?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is both your eldest brother and your king, how dare you call His Royal Highness by his first name?! ”
Zhao Gou didn't expect his mother to slap himself in front of so many people, his face swelled like pig's liver for a while, and he heard the unbearable laughter behind him, and he felt that he couldn't get over his face, so he shook off Concubine Wei Xian vigorously, lowered his head and walked out along the root of the west wall.
Seeing that the future little emperor was getting closer and closer to him, Wu Kai's heart couldn't help but move, it seemed that this Zhao Gou was in a rather embarrassing situation now, and it was a good opportunity to take the opportunity to sell some favors - as for the use of selling favors, it was too late to consider it for a while.
He cleared his throat, straightened the purple gold robe, put his palms together, and put on the appearance of a worldly master, and when Zhao Gou passed under the steps, he suddenly spoke: "Amitabha, is His Royal Highness King Kang below?!" ”
Zhao Gou paused, raised his teary face, glanced at Wu Kai suspiciously, but immediately lowered his head and continued to walk out.
That's not the right reaction!
Even if Wu Kai's face doesn't look like a master in the world, the purple gold robe on his body is not fake, why is this Zhao Gou not on the Tao at all?
Seeing that there was wind under this kid's feet, and in the blink of an eye, his kung fu was two or three feet away, Wu Kai hurriedly added: "Little prince, please stay!" ”
This time, Zhao Gou finally stopped, wiped his face first, then turned his head to look at Wu Kai and frowned: "Great monk, are you talking to me?" ”
Isn't this nonsense!
Wu Kai was speechless in his heart, and said with a clear face on his face: "His Royal Highness King Kang, from the perspective of a poor monk, although you have encountered some setbacks now, you are the so-called misfortune and blessing to rely on, just take the opportunity to sharpen yourself, and you will have a bright day in the future!" ”
Zhao Gou frowned when he heard this, looked Wu Kai up and down a few times, and suddenly sneered and said: "Monk, if you want to deceive people, you have to inquire clearly first, this king's title is the king of Guangping County, where is the king of Kang!" ”
King of Quang Binh County?!
Didn't they all say that King Kang Zhao Gou, how could he jump out of a king of Guangping County?!
Did you recognize the wrong person?
Wu Kai didn't know that the title of King Kang would not fall on Zhao Gou's head until next year, that is, the third year of Xuanhe, he shouted it out a year in advance, let alone Zhao Gou, I am afraid that even Song Huizong, who is in charge of the canonization, will feel inexplicable!
Looking at each other, and when they were embarrassed and speechless, they saw Concubine Wei Xian trotting after her, grabbed Zhao Gou's wrist, and said apologetically: "The child is not in a state, it disturbed the Zen master, please don't blame the Zen master!" ”
As he spoke, his eyes fell on the purple and gold robe, and he smiled flatteringly: "I don't know if this robe sewn by the concubine still fits?" ”
It turned out that this purple and gold robe was actually the handwriting of Concubine Wei Xian.
However, although the guardrail in front of Wu Kai was only half a person high, the stone platform under his feet was nearly two meters high, and Concubine Wei Xian stood below with her head tilted, but a deep ravine was undoubtedly exposed.
Wu Kai's gaze followed the collar and slid into the two white skins, but he couldn't help but wonder a little in his heart, this Concubine Wei Xian is also the number one person in the palace, but how can she be so low to herself as a monk?
Could it be that neither she nor Zhao Gou can be favored by Song Huizong?
This is very possible, otherwise, Zhao Gou would not have been pushed to the front line of Hebei by his father and brother to be a death squad at the most critical moment of the situation.
Thinking like this, Wu Kai didn't catch up in time.
That Concubine Wei Xian was okay, but Zhao Gou was a little annoyed on the side, pulled his mother behind him, and pointed at Wu Kai angrily: "That monk, what are you looking at with those thief eyes?!" If you dare to be rude, this king will dig up your tricks! ”
As soon as these words came out, not only Wu Kai was embarrassed, but even Concubine Wei Xian was a little ashamed, and pushed her son on the back with a red face, and scolded: "What nonsense! The master is a high-ranking monk, how can he ...... Why don't you make amends to the master! ”
Zhao Gou had a conflict with his mother just now, and now he sees her protecting this lewd monk, so he naturally refuses to bow his head by holding his neck.
Wu Kai hurriedly said: "Don't be like this, the little prince is honest by nature, how can the poor monk be annoyed with him?" ”
He also bowed to Zhao and said, "Little prince, what the poor monk said was all inspired by feelings, and I also asked the prince to encourage himself." ”
As he spoke, he bowed slightly, turned his head and left the railing.