Episode 239 Fishing Plan
As the old saying goes, there must be a brave man under a heavy reward, and in fact, under a heavy reward, a brave woman is not inferior. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Although the queen in this troubled world is far less valuable than before, it is certain that the power must be much greater, and it will definitely not be a puppet like the original queen.
We thought we should bring a pistol for Auntie to protect herself, but Aunt Susan was adamant not to bring it, saying that Batman was not a fool and would definitely not allow her to bring a pistol with her. Finally, at our unanimous request, Aunt Susan decided to bring a walkie-talkie.
I handed the walkie-talkie to Aunt Susan and said, "Hide it so that the Batman doesn't find out." Aunt Susan took it and looked at it, and immediately frowned: "So thick? He turned around and walked into a nearby room, and after a while, he walked out, but the walkie-talkie in his hand was gone, and nodded to me: "I'm hiding." ”
My brothers and I looked her up and down, but we couldn't see where she had hidden the walkie-talkie. We weren't embarrassed to ask, but the aunt didn't hesitate, pointed to the big breasts comparable to cows, and smiled heartily. We nodded awkwardly, thinking you'd be looking for a place.
We decided to send Aunt Susan as bait...... The most important thing is to have a strong line, otherwise, not only will you not be able to catch the fish, but you may also lose the bait. Considering that the Batman, as a reconnaissance arm of the dungeon, must have extraordinary vigilance ability, if we rashly drive a helicopter to visually track, it is simply a cover-up.
We didn't have that kind of modern tracking equipment on hand, just a few walkie-talkies, so we had to resort to the most bulky triangulation. Without saying a word, I quickly asked Cao Yijing to take a few brothers, and under the cover of the fog, transferred our Black Hawk helicopter over and carefully hid it. Then turn our bus to the start state, and use the bus and helicopter as the two detection points to track the batman remotely.
When everything was ready, Aunt Susan, dressed in her robe, was taken to the rooftop by us. The Tower of London is boxy, with a watchtower standing in each of the four corners, and the view is very open. As soon as I got on the roof, I saw a bird with a black coat wandering around the roof, and I couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Silly fork, why are you here?" "After asking, I found out that this bird was bigger than my stupid fork, and it was a purebred big crow.
Sun Hongxu smiled and said, "What do you want?" That's not your stupid fork. Aunt Susan also said: "These crows are the patron saints of the English people, and they have always lived in the Tower of London. Legend has it that as long as there were crows in the tower, England would not be invaded, and otherwise, the country would be doomed. ”
I rejoiced, "Anyway, there are crows on the Tower of London, and it seems that the fortunes of the British Empire should not be destroyed...... Before I could finish speaking, I heard Aunt Susan snort and say, "There is only one crow left, and the remaining six crows are dead." ”
I turned my head and saw five or six more crows in the corner of the roof, but they were all dead. Aunt Susan was also sad when she saw this, and said, "These crows have no one to feed them, and they are all starving to death...... I looked back and saw that the only crow that was alive was not wandering, but looking for food.
I had black lines all over my head: "Are these crows stupid?" Why don't you fly out to find something to eat? Aunt Susan smiled bitterly: "Crows are just wild birds, how can they live with humans?" In order to respect the ancient legend, the previous government covered the expenses and kept ravens in the tower. In order to ensure that all of these crows do not leave the Tower of London, they have actually had some of their wings cut off and are effectively incapacitated, but they are also very carefully cared for and cared for. ”
I turned around and waved my hand at Jian Tianhan, and the little sword understood, took out a piece of bread, broke a small piece, and threw it to the big crow. The big crow immediately pounced on it and ate it in large gulps...... My psyche was sour, and for the sake of that ethereal legend, these crows were declared imprisoned for life early.
I can't help but think of my stupid fork again, his grandmother, stupid fork and we were born and died countless times, helped us countless times, if anyone dares to cut off the feathers of the stupid fork, I ...... I'm going to kill him for sure. It's all to blame on the starling bird of the old tree man, it's not good when it comes back, but it's back at this time...... And ****** is still a female bird, and the stupid fork has always been a light friend, so he actually followed the old tree man like this.
We'll leave Aunt Susan on the roof and we'll be in place. The Batmen are very fast, so they must not be allowed to take Aunt Susan too far. According to the plan, I took Xiaojian and Cao Yijing, as well as the other three Xiao Meimei's bodyguards to take a helicopter, and Sun Hongxu took Lu Hu, Yadato, and Ou Xiang to drive the bus, after all, the ground is more dangerous than the air, so the four people on the bus are all masters of fighting.
It would be too stupid to just wait for the rabbit, so we prepared a shouting microphone for Aunt Susan to stand on top of the Tower of London and call the survivors...... This is even a rabbit beating the grass, a handy job.
We didn't expect to be able to gather survivors, but after Aunt Susan shouted for more than half an hour, the Batman didn't recruit them, but instead they recruited a pair of English sisters, who were only thirteen or fourteen years old, and they were like a pair of dolls...... I watched the two of them run into the Tower of London, one after the other.
Startled, I jumped off the helicopter and ran across the lawn and up the stairs to the first floor. Sun Hongxu's voice came from the walkie-talkie on his waist: "Old Flower, stop them, don't let them be discovered by the Batman." I didn't even bother to answer, I thought as I ran, do you need to say this?
I must have been much faster than the two little girls, and when I rushed into the castle, they had not gone far into the corridor, and were standing under the ladder under the ladder...... The main tower of the White Tower is the oldest building in the Tower of London, it is a Normandy three-story building, 36 meters long from east to west, 32 meters wide from north to south, 27 meters high, because Henry III painted white, so it is called the White Tower.
The problem is that due to the construction of the building, the internal environment is dark and cold, which is really a bit scary, and the two little girls may not have expected the interior of the Tower of London to be so weird, so they were stupid.
I was studying how to persuade these two little Loli, and Cao Yijing's voice suddenly came from the walkie-talkie: "Old flower, find the bat man!" As soon as he finished speaking, Aunt Susan on the roof let out an exclamation, which grew higher and higher, apparently for the Batman!
I turned around and wanted to run back, but when I turned my head, I saw that the two little Lori's mouths had also grown, and they seemed to want to scream...... I'm devastated, grass, and I can't let the Batman find these two little girls anymore...... He ran over quickly, and at once he pushed both of them to the ground, and one in each hand, covered their mouths, and whispered to the two of them, "Don't shout, understand?" ”
The two little Loli must be twins, beautiful and have nothing to say, even a few freckles in the corners of the eyes are almost the same. They nodded their heads when they heard me. I exhaled, and as soon as I let go, the two little girls immediately opened their mouths wide...... Depend on! I quickly covered the mouths of the two of them again, and said angrily: "If you shout again, I will strangle you!" The two little girls turned pale, and then they were silent.
Cao Yijing's anxious voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Old flower, the batman has taken Aunt Susan away, you ...... Are you coming back or not? I grabbed the walkie-talkie and shouted, "Wait a minute! So I got up, thinking that I can't throw these two little loli's into this gloomy castle! So one in each hand, he pulled the two of them up and said, "Follow me." How do you know that the two little Loli didn't cooperate at all, desperately retreated, I was anxious, and shouted: "What are you doing?" "The more I talked about the two little girls, the more frightened they became, and they all stepped back, and they both cried, but fortunately they didn't shout.
I had no choice but to suppress my anger, change my smile, and said amiably to the two little Lori: "Don't be afraid, you two, I'm here to rescue you, I'm here to save you from all over Asia, I'm not a bad person...... Look, do I look like a bad person? The two little loli nodded together. Depend on!
I really didn't expect to encounter such an embarrassing situation, and I couldn't think of how to explain it for a while, Cao Yijing was still urging me on the walkie-talkie, saying that it would be too late to grind any longer. I looked at the two little Lori's well-developed figures, and I didn't even have to think about it, I knew that I relied on my strength to force them out, and it would take a long time to be busy. I sighed, tilted my head and said to the walkie-talkie, "Okay, you guys leave me alone, go after Aunt Susan, I'll stay to protect these two little girls...... Well, and this castle, you are back, so you can have a place to stay. ”
Cao Yijing was stunned for a moment, we need a public channel to contact Aunt Susan, so it is very difficult to contact each other, I don't know how they discussed, half a minute later, Cao Yijing said: "Okay, old flower, the idea is safe." The helicopter parked outside flew away, and then the bus hidden outside the gate started up and headed off into the distance.
There was no sound, and I let go of my hands angrily, and the two little Lori's strength was empty, and they both fell to the ground. I yelled at them, "What kind of mess are you doing? If it weren't for you, I'd be saving Aunt Susan by now! It's good now, I can only stand here with you! ”
The two little loli were stunned by my roar, I angrily took out my pistol, and fiddled with it twice, making the two of them even whiter in fright, staring at me with blue eyes, looking at me in horror. I snorted and threw my pistol at them, the little Lori on the left didn't move, but the little Lori on the right reacted quickly, picked up the pistol, and pointed it at me with the muzzle of the black hole in a trembling voice.
I stood with my waist crossed, my nose crooked, and I scolded, "Are you stupid? If I were a bad person, would I throw a pistol at you? The little Lori with the gun froze for a long time, and finally lowered the muzzle of the gun, and asked curtly: "Are you really a good person?" ”
I snorted and asked, "You two, what's your name?" The little Lori on the left still didn't speak, and the little Lori with the gun looked at me for a long time, and finally said: "My name is Resley, and she is my sister Gesley." The little Lori on the left whispered, "Don't tell him our names......" But Resri had already said it, and Gesri had to hold back the second half of the sentence.
The figure behind me swayed, and little Lori raised my pistol again. When I looked back, it was Ou Xiang, and I heard him say, "I'll accompany you to guard this ancient castle." I nodded, thinking to myself that such a boss is an ancient castle, just by me, and leading two little Lori, not to mention zombie zongzi, we can't deal with a wild cat running in.
I glared back at Resri and said, "I'm robbing you for your own defense, don't point at others, it's bad if you go too far." Resli looked at me in embarrassment and removed the muzzle of the gun from Ou Xiang's head.
Ou Xiang couldn't help but complain to me: "Old flower, are you crazy? How can they use pistols when they are so small? Besides, we don't know them well, so if we ......," I told him in Chinese, "there are no bullets in the pistol." Ou Xiang rolled his eyes and looked at me for a moment, and said, "Fortunately, I know that you are a good person...... If you're a bad guy, you might be able to do something immoral. ”
As soon as Ou Xiang finished speaking, Resli walked up to me, snorted, and said in Chinese, "It's good that you're a good person...... But your gun with no bullets deceived us. Dizzy, I collapsed: "How can you speak Chinese?" Resli was proud: "It's not just me, my sister is better than me...... My father said that the 21st century is the century of the Chinese, and learning Chinese well is the minimum ability to make a living. ”
I took back my pistol and said, "I'm not trying to lie to you, it's just that ...... environment," and I roughly said the pistol we designed to rescue the British survivors, and finally said, "Hey, forget it, I don't blame you, for the sake of your father, who is very knowledgeable about current affairs, I am not angry with you." ”
The two little Lori's were ashamed, and they came over in a sneering manner, saluted me in the posture of a local lady, and said in unison, "I'm really sorry for you." I looked at it and wondered: "Are you a noble lady?" "I don't really like ancient rites, especially this kind of pretentious European ancient rites, but the on-the-spot demonstration of the two little girls, or gives people a bright feeling, I don't think it's the kind of half-sideways ancient rites how elegant, nine times out of ten is the sincerity of the two little Lori moved me. Of course, this etiquette is not common to every European child, and it is said that only children of aristocratic families are required to study this etiquette.
Sure enough, the two little Loli said in unison: "We are the daughters of the Viscount of Aberdeen of Scotland, and it's nice to meet you, Mr. Flower." "In the old system, the title was divided into five ranks, and the status of the viscount was actually very low, about the same level as the county magistrate. However, there are also viscounts who have become princes on the side of the megatron, and even have the ability to influence the regime.
I was very envious of the demeanor of these two little Lori, and turned back to Ou Xiang and said: "After defeating the dungeon, let's also teach our children to learn ancient rituals...... Ou Xiang snorted and said: "This kind of thing, only the children of the landlord's family will learn, we ordinary people, how can we have the leisure to learn." I smiled and said, "Don't worry, when you really defeat the dungeon, I promise that there will be more land on your head than Liu Wencai and Zhou Papi." When Ou Xiang heard this, he sighed instead: "There is no long-term work to bully, and it is not interesting to peel the skin that week, at most, it is nothing to chat with the big rooster." ”
I took out my walkie-talkie and asked, "Cao Yijing, how is the situation?" On the walkie-talkie, Cao Yijing replied: "Everything goes well!" "Ou Xiangcai and I were relieved, led the two little Loli outside, first closed the gate of the Acropolis tightly, and then ran to the main tower and closed the door of the main tower. Looking back at the castle, I immediately felt much more eerie.
Ou Xianghun didn't care, he walked upstairs with a sniper rifle on his back, and said as he walked: "I'll go to the watchtower to ambush." I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll take care of the rest." "I blushed a little when I said this, the gates are blocked, and there is Ou Xiang, a sharpshooter, guarding the tower, leaving an empty house, what else is there to guard?
At first, I heard what seemed to be someone whimpering, but I couldn't hear the source of the sound, it seemed that the whole room was echoing. At first, I thought I had heard it wrong, but when I saw the two little Lori's shocked and frightened looks, I was stunned and asked, "What's wrong?" You hear a voice, don't you? ”
The two little Loli leaned on me unconsciously, staring in horror, looking at the empty surroundings, Resli's face turned pale: "I...... As if I heard someone crying......" Her sister Gesri was obviously more timid and almost cried: "I heard ...... too"
I picked up my submachine gun and said, "It's okay, I have a submachine gun, whatever the hell, a shuttle bullet can kill them." "I went from room to room and found nothing. The two little loli didn't dare to leave me and followed me closely...... But the whimpering cry seemed to be louder, and it echoed in every corner of the room, making people's hairs stand on end.
Resley whispered, "It is said that this is the famous Devil's Castle...... It's all famous ghosts in history......" I was stunned: "Famous ghosts in history? Resri nodded in horror, looked around, and after confirming that there was nothing, she lowered her voice and said: "Many nobles have been executed in the Tower of London, the most famous ghost and the first prominent victim in the Tower, Queen Anne Boleyn - the second wife of Henry VIII, she was beheaded on the green of the tower because she was accused of treason and **. Soon after her death, it was claimed that her ghost had been seen, dressed in a white robe with her head in her arms, roaming the green spaces and cloisters inside the tower......"
Gesri shuddered, "Resley, please, don't talk about ......" (To be continued.) )