Episode 112 Empty Altar Scheme
Motion sickness...... My brown panda has a lot of benefits, but also a lot of disadvantages, both fear of heights and seasickness, and loves to drink and fart...... I climbed into the helicopter, and as soon as I sat next to Su Wan, she pulled the helicopter and flew up. Seeing Xu Ning Bridge head-on, their carrier-based aircraft formation broke away from the combat area and headed northeast. Xu Ningqiao's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Brother Jiu, our ammunition has run out, and we are starting to evacuate now, what are your instructions?" Su Wan concentrated on flying the plane, so I had to pick up her walkie-talkie and say, "Pay attention to safety, go back and tell Xiao Nana to tell her to drive Lao Wa into Qingdao Bay." Escort Yu Duanwu's ship camp base. ”
"Roger, Roger." After Xu Ningqiao agreed twice, he called it a day with a huge formation of carrier-based aircraft. Su Wan and I looked up, only to see countless corpses of vampire kings on the beach, stained with blood everywhere.
With the example of the South Korean helicopter gunship, we did not dare to fly too low, and the two large propellers in the front and rear of the CH-57 Chinook heavy transport helicopter were very powerful, and the fuselage was directly pulled into the air.
Su Wan coughed dryly and asked, "Lao Hua, what should we do with these Han sticks?" I touched my nose and said, "It's hard to say now, let's take a step at a time...... I think their 'Dokdo' is pretty good......" Su Wan glanced at me and said with a smile: "How can you talk to Zhou Yes, as long as it's someone else's thing, you think it's good when you look at it, and then you try your best to get it in your hands." ”
I also smiled and said, "Who made our foundation thin and lack everything...... No matter how broken the Dokdo is, it is stronger than Yu Duanwu's ship battalion, and I plan to detain it. For Yu Duan Wudang's first ship. Su Wan rolled her eyes at me: "If you want a ship, go to the major military ports and walk around, you should have it." As soon as I heard it, I was amused: "Are you stupid? This one was delivered to your door. Why not? Su Wan nodded: "That's right, help emergency." "One thing suddenly came to mind. He said to me, "By the way, who is the one who drove the boat?" If you specialize in driving a warship, you must detain it. ”
"Haha......" I laughed and my stomach hurt, and said: "I also said that I am like Zhou Papi, I just want their things, you are good, you don't even want to let go of their bones." Su Wan coughed twice and said, "Nonsense, otherwise I'm Brother Jiu and you're Brother Hua...... But. How do we deduct it? It's hard not to learn from Lei Tiger to rob relatives, and run away after carrying a sedan chair, right? ”
I clapped my hand and said, "Ah, since we have unified our goals, it will be easy to do...... knew that Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou...... Well, it's not a good story, yes, yes. Do you know the story of Yuan Shao's occupation of Jizhou? Seeing that Su Wan shook her head, she smiled and said: "Back then, Dong Zhuo was in chaos and occupied Chang'an with Xiliang soldiers and horses, which led to the battle of the Eighteenth Route Princes to crusade against Dong Zhuo. Because Lu Bu was stupid and got in the way. Cao Cao and Yuan Shao retreated one after another. Yuan Shao had nowhere to go, so he secretly sent someone to Sun Zhan, the Duke of Daibei, and asked him to attack Jizhou. I am willing to do foreign aid. The stupid Gongsun Chan led his men and horses to attack Jizhou. But Daibei is so far away from Jizhou, it is impossible to kill the place in a day or two. Yuan Shao took the opportunity to write a letter to Jizhou Taishou, saying that Gongsun Zhan was coming to fight Jizhou. He was willing to lead his troops to Jizhou to coordinate the defense. Su Wan laughed in surprise when she heard this: "This Yuan Shao is simply dead." I nodded and said with a smile: "Isn't it, that stupid and naturally frightened six gods have no master, and quickly invited Yuan Shao to Jizhou." After Yuan Shao arrived in Jizhou, he immediately took charge of the internal and external powers, and the leaders of all departments were replaced by his own henchmen. Within a few days, he turned against the guest and became the actual leader of Jizhou. The original Taishou knew that he had led the wolf into the house, and he regretted it, leaving his wife and children behind, and running away alone. ”
Su Wan nodded silently and sighed, "Whoever dares to look down on the Chinese's schemes, it is really blind." I smiled and said, "Ready-made experience...... Let's just learn it, anyway, now that we're on the Dokdo, it's equivalent to 'entering the house', as for 'eating meat', you don't need me to teach you, right? Su Wan laughed and said, "Understand, isn't it just to treat the leader's ship as your own ship, understand, I will arrange another team to take over the Dokdo in an all-round way." ”
"That's right, Su Wan," there was no one around, so I said: "You are the ninth brother now, you have to be fair in everything, dead fat man......" Su Wan interrupted my words and said with a wry smile: "Do you think I don't want to have a heart-to-heart relationship with Yang Zhen?" But it's really hard...... Lao Hua, I used to be a policeman, he used to be a smuggler, it was already difficult for me not to blame the past, and if I wanted to put my heart in my heart, I really couldn't get over the hurdle in my heart. ”
I was anxious: "But the dead fat man was born and died with us so many times, and if it weren't for him several times, the two of us would have died a long time ago, and we can't treat him so coldly." Su Wan said helplessly: "I also know this, but don't you think Yang Ke is a little weird?" Originally, I had completely forgiven him, but this time the county lord of R. Yourong sent Xiao C to go north to Fulto, and Yang Ke behaved very strangely all of a sudden, and his face was full of excitement for a while, and he wanted to slip away again in the blink of an eye...... You said he was so capricious, how could I trust him? ”
I'm really speechless this time.,I'm afraid the fat man really likes to make up a small C.,But ...... Ay! I can't tell Su Wan about this matter, after all, the dead fat man once forced me to swear that I was not allowed to tell anyone about this matter. And the dead fat man's unique emotion of love and hate for editor Xiao C is really not something that can be covered up in a sentence or two, I sighed, thinking that this is probably the retribution of the dead fat man, who let him sell drugs and harm so many people. Drugs are not lethal, but they can torture a good person to a mess, and he is really guilty of a drug lord.
Since the result of the discussion was fruitless, the two of us didn't have the heart to say more, and we also flew to the position of Yaojin and them, and Lao Che and Wang Yong had already lowered the helicopter.
Su Wan also landed the huge heavy helicopter on the ground, opened the cabin door and shouted: "All on the plane, the zongzi have already gathered around!" I looked up, and sure enough, not far away, there were thousands of people, and countless zongzi had begun to rush to this side. Artillery on this side of the position. More than half of them are attacking the zongzi, and it seems that the leader of the medicine power has already discovered the enemy.
I jumped off the plane. Pulling the brown panda to the cabin door, gesturing to let it in. Unexpectedly, the guy shook his head and waved his hand. He refused to go up to anything, and gestured at me with its thick arm, which means that it is not afraid of zongzi...... I quickly told it that if you don't get on the plane, you won't have any bamboo to eat, so I leaned over and picked up a pebble and said, "This place is full of stones, if you can eat stones, then you don't have to get on the helicopter." ”
The brown panda was furious, gesturing and asking me why I brought it here without bamboo. I'll just say I see you're okay with airplanes. Who knew you were too timid to fly in a helicopter? The brown panda was excited, gave me a blank look, and climbed into the helicopter with a hum.
All the personnel arrived, and three huge helicopters took off at once, carrying everyone all the way to the deck of the helicopter carrier. Song Laipeng led everyone around and said a lot of words of thanks. Su Wan waved her hand and shouted, "If you say politely, the Sea King Clan is about to attack again." Everyone prepare as soon as possible. ”
Song Laipeng was taken aback when he heard this, and asked, "Why are you still attacking?" Our helicopter carriers are so huge, they dare to attack us? I laughed and said, "Are you really using your broken ship as an aircraft carrier?" It's only one or two thousand tons, what if the vampire king climbs up the side of the ship? Song Laipeng listened. I was so frightened that I hurriedly asked what to do.
I translated Song Laipeng's words to Su Wan, and Su Wan immediately commanded everyone: "Fat man, take fifty soldiers to guard the bow of the ship." Get depth charges ready, just in case. The dead fat man agreed. With fifty warriors of the Sichuan Legion, he rushed to the bow of the ship.
Su Wan continued to order: "Old Yao, you lead fifty warriors to guard the stern of the ship. Yao Jin agreed. With his men rushed to the stern. Su Wan continued: "Leave a hundred soldiers with me to guard the wings of the big ship, and the other brothers will listen to Lao Hua's command. Brick said to Song Laipeng: "You ask your people to cooperate with our work." Song Laipeng nodded hurriedly, and sent hundreds of people to each part of the bow and stern of the boat to help. However, those people were all light weapons, and there were few heavy machine guns and artillery, so they had little say.
I looked at the hundred soldiers of the Sichuan Legion who had left me behind, and I was happy, and said, "Okay, ten of you, go to the cockpit to help, and ten of you, go to the power cabin to be on guard; You ten ......" divided these 100 people into more than a dozen waves, and each occupied the entire Dokdo ship's important engine room. Things have come to this point, and Song Laipeng can't stop it anymore, seeing that our soldiers have been sent out separately.
Yu Duanwu came to Su Wan and said worriedly: "Brother Jiu, I'm a little worried about our boat camp, if it is attacked by sea monsters, I'm afraid we will suffer a big loss." Su Wan was also very worried when she heard this, and hurriedly said: "Although I have ordered Lao Wa to get close to your boat camp as soon as possible, I am afraid that if the water is far away, I will not be able to get close to the fire." Bring enough heavy weapons and depth charges to return to your camp in a heavy helicopter and find a way to find a foothold on the shore first, it is too dangerous to stay at sea. When Lao Wa comes, he will be safe. Yu Duanwu nodded hurriedly and quickly left in Wang Yong's helicopter.
I remembered my mermaid girl, and I ran over to take a look, only to see a Korean female nurse stitching up the wound of the mermaid girl, and it was almost done. I stepped forward with concern and asked, "How's it going?" Is her injury serious? Is there a danger to life? ”
The little nurse smiled apologetically, I was dizzy, it was a big cake face, and I quickly moved my eyes to the face of the mermaid girl, and I felt a little more comfortable. I heard the little nurse say, "I'm not a doctor, so I can't give you an accurate answer...... But it didn't look like she was in danger of life, and I checked it, and her heart was on the right side of her chest. ”
"Huh?" This result is really surprising, it seems that although the upper body of the mermaid looks very similar to that of a human, the internal structure is obviously far from the same, and the difference is ridiculous. I stretched out my hand and wanted to touch her heartbeat, but in a blink of an eye, I saw Su Wan standing next to me, and hurriedly retracted my hand.
At this moment, the mermaid chick woke up, and she got her head out of the water, and looked at me with wide frightened eyes, as if she were looking at a big bad wolf.
I coughed dryly and asked, "Ask for poke me?" You want me to kill you? "In other words, I'm a writer, and although I'm a worthless online writer, I still know a little bit about ancient Chinese. At this time, I saw the mermaid chick with a frightened look on her face. It also concluded the thoughts in my heart.
Sure enough, the mermaid chick was silent for a long time. He asked, "Who is you?" I excitedly turned my head and shouted, "Haha, Brother Jiu." I caught a merfolk who could speak antique words. ”
Su Wan was obviously shocked, and said, "I saw it...... She asks you what to say. ”
I bothered my spirits, thought about the classical Chinese I learned when I was a child, and said, "I am the chief strategist under the command of Brother Jiu****** yes!" Who is you? I thought that the mermaid girl knew how to be polite, but she twisted her head and said, "Don't say." I was furious and shouted, "If you don't say anything, I'll throw you into the pot of water and make soup and drink it." "Seeing her staring at me blankly, I didn't understand what I meant.
I dug my nostrils and changed them into Chinese: "Don't say it." Lose it in the soup pot! Unexpectedly, the mermaid girl gritted her teeth and said, "Very good." "The grass is ******, this guy's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water! also play personal heroism with me, and want to learn from Liu Hulan's generosity.
I Mu Fadu, circled around the big crab shell, rolled my eyes, crossed my waist and said, "Yes! The nameless ghost in the flower pot is nameless. But the little girl didn't fall for it, and closed her mouth and refused to say anything.
I was angry, turned my head and said to the stunned Song Laipeng: "Is there any kimchi?" "See him nod. Immediately said, "Bring me a jar first." A moment later, an old Korean watch brought a porcelain jar the size of a pumpkin, and when he opened it, he saw a jar of spicy cabbage.
I fished out a slice and tasted it. I'm not good at spicy food, so I immediately sweated all over my head and quickly threw up. I looked at the proud mermaid chick. I grabbed a handful of spicy cabbage from the kimchi jar and threw it into the big crab shell. Seeing that the color of the water was not enough, I grabbed another handful of spicy cabbage. Threw it in.
That mermaid chick doesn't know what weirdness I'm doing, and she still looks righteous and awe-inspiring. But it wasn't long before I saw that her head was sweating and her big tail was shaking. My heart is happy to see it,
moved a chair, sat on the edge of the big crab shell, crossed Erlang's legs, and hummed a pop song.
After a while, I saw that the mermaid's face was flushed, so I smiled and asked, "Are you happy?" The little girl was so angry that she knew that I was torturing her, so she yelled, "Kill me!" I ignored her, grabbed another spicy cabbage by myself, threw it into the water at once, and said with a smile: "Reluctant." ”
The little girl was on fire, and she swooped and hit her head on the edge of the big crab shell, looking like she wanted to kill herself. It scared all of us, but although the crab shell was large, after all, the space was limited, and the mermaid girl was soaked in the water again, and she couldn't go all out, although she was dizzy and dizzy when she hit her, but it was absolutely not life-threatening.
I looked at it with relief, patted the kimchi jar, and said, "This thing, pushing like a mountain, it doesn't hurt to take it." The gesture was about to pour all the jar of kimchi into the big crab shell, and the mermaid chick was scared, so she jumped out of the big crab shell and fell on the deck with a "snap".
The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the dragon was played by shrimp in shallow water. The shallow water was still played by shrimp, not to mention the waterless deck, seven or eight of us pounced on it, grabbed the mermaid chick and threw her back into the big crab shell. I called Song Laipeng over and asked him for more than a dozen steel pipes, densely sealing the exit of the big crab shell into a net, and tying it with wire.
I proudly hugged the big pickle jar to the big crab shell, squatted the big jar on top of the steel pipe, and sincerely gave the mermaid chick a little psychological pressure. Sure enough, the mermaid girl's face immediately changed a lot. I looked at this momentum and felt that it was not enough, so I beckoned Song Laipeng and brought some more kimchi jars, it didn't matter if they were empty.
Song Laipeng paused for a moment and asked, "What's the use of being empty?" I glanced at his stick head, and thought to myself, no wonder he couldn't figure it out, so I smiled and said, "Mountain people have their own tricks." "I didn't expect this sentence to be understood, but the mermaid girl understood, so she wanted us to cast a puzzled look on our side.
Song Laipeng is really very capable, and after a while, the Korean old watches moved twenty or thirty kimchi jars one after another, and I put those kimchi jars in a place where the mermaid chick could see them, and opened the jars one by one, and looked inside, but there were ten jars and nine empty. I glared back at Song Laipeng, thinking that you can just go straight into the kimchi jar and live. Song Laipeng quietly gestured to me, meaning that there was something wrong with the food supply of these people now, and the non-staple food was almost gone. When I think about it, it is also very difficult to store non-staple foods that are different from rice and white noodles.
Fortunately, the mermaid girl's vision angle was wrong, and I couldn't see that the jar was empty, so I pretended to be a big-tailed wolf and said with a sneer: "Niu'er, let's continue to play the kimchi game......"
The poor mermaid girl burst into tears at once, and stammered, "...... Whining...... I am the daughter of the Mermaid King of the West Sea, Sakura Cherry...... Whining...... Ask for poke me...... Kill me ...... Otherwise, the four seas will boil, the world will be in chaos, and there will be no peace......"
Song Laipeng looked at me a little stupid, and hurriedly asked, "What did she say?" I was stunned for a moment and said, "She said that she is the daughter of the Mermaid King of the West Sea, and her name is Sakura Cher. She begged us to kill her or else the world would be in chaos. ”
Su Wan muttered beside her, "How else can it be messed up?" (To be continued.) )