Episode 139 The Tin Can
Guo Yahui's attitude is very resolute, it seems that she is also angry about last night's actions, this little girl is more stubborn than a donkey in Shanxi. After asking around, among the more than 800 girls and daughters-in-law, only this Guo Yahui can drive. Sun Hongxu had no choice but to let her go, but in the end, he still invited General Lai out to give on-site command to our ground forces.
To catch the prisoners of the tin canned beast, as usual, Sun Hongxu and I have to come forward, and the remaining dead fat man will naturally have to guard the house. The dead fat man is unwilling, saying that with so many beautiful girls around, it is easy to make mistakes. I patted him on his broad shoulder: "Brother, I believe you won't, you're tired of watching imported films, and I believe your interest has developed to a higher level." "The dead fat man raised his fist to beat me, how could I be hurt by such a waste of wood? Directly the harrier turned over and gently and skillfully dodged.
The dead fat man said that he didn't know Vietnamese, and it was useless to stay, so I called the old woman over and asked, "What is the old man's surname?" The old woman said, "Call me Mrs. Ruan." "So I took Mrs. Ruan to the side of the dead fat man and asked her to be the dead fat man's deputy. But the old lady is a little older after all, and that is soft and hard...... Well, we now know that his name is actually Ruan Zhongying, and Sun Hongxu called Ruan Zhongying over and asked him to assist the dead fat man and protect the Daqingshan base.
In the end, Sun Hongxu called Cai Xingyan, the commander of the second battalion of the Women's Army, over and pulled her in front of Li Jiankun, and introduced: "This is Mr. Li Jiankun, the governor of Wenshan Prefecture, Yunnan Province, China...... This is Cai Xingyan, the commander of the second battalion of the Vietnamese Women's Army, Miss Cai......" He said in the language of China and Vietnam, and the two people shook hands in amazement, and Sun Hongxu then said to Li Jiankun: "After we set off, the actual defense work here depends on Cai Xingyan to carry out, Mr. Li Jiankun is the forward commander of the Chinese side, and he is a professional soldier, but he has to take care of the women's army here in Daqingshan." ”
Li Jiankun was duty-bound and agreed. Sun Hongxu explained to the second battalion commander in Vietnamese, and Cai Xingyan was very frightened at first, probably knowing that he was going to bear a heavy burden. Later, I probably learned that Li Jiankun could support me on the other side of the mountain, so I couldn't help but increase my confidence, and finally saluted Sun Hongxu, which seemed to be ensuring the completion of the task.
Sun Hongxu went to check the fuel stocks of each armored personnel carrier, leaving two earthen commanders, one south and one north, one male and one female, staring wide-eyed, each speaking their own native dialect, and no one knew what the other meant.
General Lai first took 50 women's troops and the members of the small detachment I brought, divided into six armored personnel carriers, and advanced to Xuanguang City first. Not only do these Vietnamese girls not know how to shoot, but they also don't know how to drive, so Jian Tianhan, Wu Shuyuan, Lao Che, and Sun Qi basically became drivers, and together with General Lai and Guo Yahui, they barely got together the drivers of the convoy.
After sending off the ground troops, Sun Hongxu and I also climbed into the helicopter, and finally called Ou Xiang up, this guy has excellent marksmanship, and it is indispensable to stay on the plane to respond.
When everything was ready, the helicopter took off without any problems, and we didn't talk all the way down the road, and there was a lot of noise on the helicopter. Soon after, they caught up with the convoy on the ground. The armored personnel carrier has a considerable firepower counterattack ability, and it is even more difficult for the zongzi to get close, and the speed of the armored personnel carrier is also very fast, and before the zongzi gather into a team, they have already rushed out far away.
There was no danger along the way, and it was possible to reach the vicinity of Langzhuang, and the ground convoy began to turn around and no longer enter the urban area of Langzhuang. Jin **** took this opportunity to take us to fly around the city. Looking down from the glass window, good guys, this is simply a sea of zongzi, and the zongzi in the streets and alleys are dense and innumerable. It seems that the information provided by Sun Hongxu and others is not wrong, and the zongzi in Xuanguang City have indeed moved over.
The dumplings from the whole two urban areas were gathered together, and the scene was really lively, and Sun Hongxu and I exchanged glances, and we both saw a smear of dead ash on each other's faces. Sun Hongxu shouted at me: "We must not let these zongzi go to China!" "I listened, but nodded vigorously, can I object? I really want to ask General Lai for help to mobilize medium-range missiles to blow up Langzhuang, but Langzhuang's territory is not small, and I am always a little reluctant to waste so many missiles to make zongzi, so I have to give up.
Our team bypassed Langzhuang and continued to march south, and when we reached a place dozens of miles away from Xuanguang City, the convoy stopped and stood by. Jin **** drove the helicopter and took the three of us to continue to move forward, and the helicopter arrived dozens of miles away, and soon brought us to the sky over Xuanguang City. Looking down, it was as quiet as death, like a city in hell.
Ou Xiang held the big sniper, and Sun Hongxu and I set up binoculars and observed carefully. Soon, Ou Xiang found a bouncing can on the playground of a Vietnamese high school...... It's said to be bouncing, but in fact, it's just moving crookedly, and the movement is very slow. The playground was very large, far and near, and it was a good place to catch prey, so Sun Hongxu and I agreed to start in this place.
Jin **** had already heard us explain the power of the tin can, he didn't dare to be careless, and steadily landed the helicopter on the other side of the playground, watching me and Sun Hongxu step on the playground in ceramic armor, and then hurriedly pulled the helicopter up.
The school is not very large, and the east and west sides are the teaching and research buildings. Sun Hongxu and I immediately parted and leaned towards the can from the east and west directions. When I got closer, I realized that the can had opened and rushed down, revealing a puddle of dark green that looked like some kind of mollusk.
Sun Hongxu quietly approached the can, suddenly made a move, and buckled the can on the ground with the ceramic jar in his hand, and immediately inserted a thin ceramic plate against the mouth of the jar, and gently and skillfully "shoveled" the small thing hidden in the can into the ceramic jar. He quickly turned the jar upside down, and fastened the lid on it. The jars we use are specially made by Sun Hongxu, and the mouth of the jar and the lid of the jar are threaded.
Completed the task so easily, of course the two of us were happy, Sun Hongxu had already started to signal Jin **** and asked him to pull the helicopter down to pick us up.
At this time, there was a sudden "bang" in the distance, as if the tin house had been flattened, the sound was quite loud, I naturally turned my head to look, only to see a World War II fighter plane placed on the side of the playground dumped to the ground, this kind of aircraft because of obsolescence, generally disassembled only an empty shell, was given by the Air Force to schools and other places for science popularization. I saw the fighter tilt on the ground and move slowly, pointing its nose at the two of us. Before we could understand what was going on, there was a "whoosh", and a large cloud of dark green juice was spat out like a cannonball, hitting me in the chest with great accuracy, and knocking me to the ground in an instant.
There was a soft sound of "card rubbing" in my ears...... His grandmother drops, although the ceramic armor has a lot of benefits, the disadvantages are too obvious, because of the pursuit of weight reduction, so Sun Hongxu made it very thin, I sat down with this ass, and suddenly the armor on the buttocks was broken.
In a panic, I just wanted to stand up, but after wearing this armor, my whole body didn't work well, and it was very difficult to move, but fortunately, there was a Sun Hongxu next to me, pulling my arm and pulling me up.
The first thing I did when I stood up was to look down at my chest, where a large pool of dark green mucus was attached and looked as disgusting as it looked. Sun Hongxu's face changed and shouted, "Retreat!" Even if he didn't say anything, I knew that this place was very dangerous, but there was no armor piece on my ass anymore, so I didn't dare to turn around rashly, so I went backwards.
I saw that the tattered fighter plane was slowly crawling outside, the speed was as slow as a turtle Yes, the psychological side just put down a stone, and secretly thought that at your speed, not to mention Lao Tzu walking upside down in ceramic armor, even if you climb on the ground like you, you will never be able to win Lao Tzu.
I didn't know that I hadn't finished thinking about this idea, and all of a sudden, I felt my ear drums ringing and my head was dizzy, and I just wanted to sit down. Sun Hongxu, who was next to me, fell directly to the ground. I tried to bend down to help him, but I had a splitting headache, and finally I couldn't bear the pain anymore and sat down on the floor again. In the blink of an eye, I saw the helicopter in the sky that was about to pick up us also staggered and fell.
The helicopter was our only hope of escape, and if the helicopter crashed, not only did we have to smash the pot, but we also had to lose a fighter pilot!
I was so surprised at that moment that I even forgot about the pain in my head, stared at the plane driven by Jin **** with wide eyes, and vaguely saw Ou Xiang at the door of the cabin fell there, and the big sniper in his hand also got out of his hand, but because of the connection of the gun belt, the big sniper did not fall to the ground, but hung on the neck of Ou Xiang outside the cabin door, which looked really embarrassing.
Fortunately, Jin **** has not collapsed like us, I see that the helicopter is still trying to keep it stable, it seems that Jin **** is desperate to keep the helicopter. I just watched the helicopter staggering all the way down to the roof of the next school building, and the sound of "bump" came, and I don't know if it was broken.
The dilapidated fighter plane crawled crookedly towards us, and Sun Hongxu and I were paralyzed, as if countless ants had crawled into our heads, and we were in pain, thinking that it was better to die as soon as possible. But he couldn't die for a while, and watched the fighter slowly crawl over.
The fighter plane, which was about a hundred meters away from us, took almost ten minutes, and did not even climb half the way, because of a cold sweat, the glass on the eyepiece was fogged up, and the vision was blurred, and the situation was almost his grandmother's bad home.
If we continue like this, we will all be finished, I tried to regulate my emotions, stretched out my tongue and bit hard, this time it hurt to the heart, and instantly covered up the dizzy paralysis, and my heart was a little clearer. I seized this opportunity, slammed my waist hard, smashed the armor piece on my right hand, and didn't care about the blood on my hand, and groped for my grenade, but I couldn't find anything in a hurry, and at this critical moment, the noise in my ears suddenly disappeared.
I wasn't in the mood to care why the noise was gone, so I grabbed the grenade, rolled over and got up, and threw the grenade out with all my might...... This time the position is not good, the angle is not right, the grenade landing point is still far from the tattered fighter, but in the panic, I forgot to silently recite one, two, three in my heart, pulled the ring and threw it, the grenade did not explode immediately after landing, but rolled all the way to continue to move forward, and finally made a mistake, actually rolled all the way to the front of the fighter, and the fighter with dark green juice in the abdominal cavity swayed and climbed on top of the grenade.
"Bump!" There was a loud bang, it was a rain of flowers, and large and small dark green lumps were sprinkled on the ground, occupying almost half of the playground.
I was about to vomit when I saw it, I stood up crookedly, and pulled Sun Hongxu up, the ceramic armor pieces on the two of us were almost broken, and only a helmet and two boots were left safe and sound, and I didn't need to wear such equipment anymore, so I took it off and threw it away.
Exhale, and when I look up again, I faintly notice that something is wrong, and take a closer look...... I scrambled ******, and the pieces that I sprinkled on the ground actually moved, and they moved closer to each other, and as soon as they met, they immediately became one with each other, and then moved closer to the other pieces...... Sun Hongxu and I stared blankly for a minute before we woke up and shouted in unison: "Run!" ”
yes, a monster that can't even blow up a grenade, what are you waiting for if you don't run? The two of us turned around and ran to the school building, and now the only thing we could pray for was that our helicopter hadn't crashed...... Even if it crashes, then you have to go up to see how Jin **** and Ou Xiang are doing!
Anyway, after the tin can beast, the entire Xuanguang City is already empty, not only the survivors are running away, but even the zongzi are scattered, but there is no need to worry about what is mysterious in the building. Sun Hongxu hadn't forgotten to bring his ceramic jar and rushed into the teaching building after me.
After running a few steps in the hallway, a door next to it clicked open, and two huge eyes popped out, and they wanted to look at us with bad intentions...... Vampire King ???
I really didn't expect to see the vampire king in this kind of place, look at that guy is dry and wrinkled, at a glance, you know that he is also trapped here by the tin can, its two big eyes are full of bloodshots, the thickest bloodshot I guess can catch up with my little finger, it seems that this guy is also tossed enough for the tin can.
But we are mortal enemies with the vampire king, as soon as I see the vampire king, I don't even think about it, I pulled out my pistol and fired four or five shots, the vampire king is bulletproof all over, at least the pistol bullet is immune to bullets, so I didn't think I could kill it at all, those shots were all shot in the eye. The distance is so close, the target is big, of course, it is impossible to miss, and after two shots, the vampire king was made into a blind ghost king by me.
But the blind ghost king is not something we can afford to mess with, and the only purpose of beating the vampire king blind is to buy time to go upstairs. Sun Hongxu didn't know how powerful the vampire king was, so he pulled out his pistol and hit it.
Sun Hongxu's marksmanship is good, and the gun hits, but it's a pity that the vampire king has rough skin and thick meat, so it doesn't matter at all. I hurriedly shouted: "It's useless, pistol bullets can't kill the vampire king, give me your grenade!" "We reloaded this time, the ceramic armor limited our weapons carrying, the two of us only brought a pistol and a grenade each, my grenade has run out, and now I can only use Sun Hongxu's. It is also difficult to kill the Vampire King with a single grenade, and the only possibility is to throw the grenade into the Vampire King's mouth.
Sun Hongxu touched it with his hand back, and said shamefully: "I lost my ......!" Then I remembered that our grenades were all built into the ceramic armor, and as soon as the ceramic armor shattered, the grenades would of course fall off.
I rolled my eyes and shouted, "Run!" Over there, the vampire king had silently squeezed his two-meter-square body out of the room with his short tentacles.
Sun Hongxu and I turned around and ran upstairs, and the vampire king below started chasing with all his strength, and the situation suddenly became tense. But fortunately, I killed both of its eyes beforehand, and the blind ghost king couldn't see, so he stumbled down the hallway, and by the time he realized that we were not in the hallway but climbing the stairs, we had already climbed to the second floor.
Sun Hongxu and I didn't dare to stay, we ran up to the fifth floor in one breath, we were tired, but the stairs to the fifth floor were gone, and the passage to the top of the building didn't know where it was.
We had no choice but to open one door after another, and the two of us each guarded a wall, and opened the doors on both sides in turn to see if there was a spiral staircase leading to the roof. This floor seems to be prepared for teachers, most of them are offices, and the rooms are relatively not very large, so you can basically see them at a glance.
The first four rooms were offices, and there was nothing we were looking for, and when I opened the fifth door, I saw a strange-looking man standing in the doorway. I didn't expect to see people in this place.
At that moment, I was surprised to see that the guy in front of me still had a pair of short horns, and his long face, his eyes were like rectangles, his nostrils were facing the sky, and there was a pair of thick lips......******, the reincarnation of the Bull Demon King?
At that moment, I was a little confused, why are there so many "living creatures" in this place? In a moment's whack, the guy snatched my pistol and shot me in the head, and I blinked in fright, and then I saw that my pistol was being held backwards by him. (To be continued.) )