Episode 18 Very unreliable
It stands to reason that the quality of construction should never be so bad in the arms industry of the military industry. I vaguely remember that a special building like this had to be made of tall cement. After the high cement solidifies, it is stronger than the fine iron, and even the impact drill cannot drill through. And with walls as thick as this warehouse, even two heavy liberation trucks may not be able to break it.
But the fact is that the walls of this warehouse are falling slag! I know that there are only two possible causes of such a situation, one is that the construction quality is not up to standard, which is often referred to as the tofu slag project; Another possibility is that the power of the behemoth outside the door is very terrifying, and it may have surpassed the liberation of heavy trucks.
In any case, the big iron gate in front of you probably won't be able to stop the big monster outside. I was in a hurry, reached out to grab the knife, and continued to stab at the monster's tentacles, but this time the monster was impatient, so that a tentacle that poked into its head stretched out violently, and it skyrocketed more than a meter long, and with a casual wave, it whipped me off.
The fat man shouted: "Brother Jiu, you go to find weapons, and Lao Hua and I are guarding the door." As soon as he finished speaking, he pounced on it with a big kitchen knife in his hand, and Lun rounded his arms with a kitchen knife and chopped it down, and cut off the front end of a tentacle with a "click". Although he only cut off a piece of meat the size of a sea bowl, this greatly stimulated the fat man's ambition, and he picked up the big kitchen knife and chopped it indiscriminately, but unfortunately the tentacle seemed to have eyes, dodging left and right, very slippery. The fat man stabbed four or five times in succession, but he didn't hit a single knife, but cut out several gaps in the fat man's big kitchen knife.
I really admire the bravery of the fat man, my mother used to tell me that the body strength is not lost, at this time there is finally a realistic version of the demonstration, I can't help but be convinced, just want to give the fat man a cheer, but I saw the slashed tentacle shrink sharply, followed by a fierce bullet.
The short tentacle seemed to regenerate into a boxer's arm in an instant, shrinking and flicking, it was clearly a standard long fist, and it hit the fat face of the fat man with a "touch". The poor fat man's body shook for a moment, fell on his back to the sky, and fainted directly.
The big zongzi had already followed Su Wan and the others inside, looked back at the dilemma of me and the fat man, and rushed back with the green steel sword, the four-legged bone beast came first, but instead grabbed in front of the big zongzi, and pounced on it to tear the monster's tentacles. The big zongzi also rushed over and stabbed the other tentacle with a long sword.
I had just been slapped hard by another tentacle, and I was so dizzy that I almost wanted to vomit blood, and if it hadn't been for the fat man's bravery that infected me, I might have fainted before him. I was afraid that the tentacle would roll up the fat man and strangle him, so I hurriedly crawled over and pulled the fat man aside, and when I looked closely, the fat man's nosebleed came out.
I hurriedly shook the fat man vigorously, it doesn't matter if I die, with the brute force of the fat man, I can still do something with those tentacles. But once the fat man faints or dies, then there is nothing I can do to stop it except to watch the monster go viral.
But the fat man obviously fainted, no matter how I shook it, he didn't open his eyes, I slapped him twice, and he still didn't react.
The big monster outside didn't have the slightest intention of resting for a while, and slammed the door with a "bump", and then it was a "stuck", with the twisting of the tentacles, pulling outward hard, and then hitting the ...... If it is allowed to crash down, even if it is a brand new locomotive, it will be dismantled sooner or later.
The dead fat man was still lying on the ground and couldn't get up, and he really looked a bit like the prisoners who were tortured in the movie...... I suddenly had an idea, I went to a place, how did I forget this stubble? The unconscious people watch a lot on TV, how do they wake up the prisoners? Isn't it just a scoop of cold water!
When I subconsciously touched my body, I didn't have any water at all. Without raising my head, I shouted at Su Wan and them, "Which of you brought water with you?" But he couldn't hear an answer, and when he looked up, he saw that the three of them were standing in front of the innermost door, apparently opening the electronic combination lock, and heard my shouting, but just waved their hands to indicate that there was no.
I was anxious when I saw it, and when I looked up again, the crack between the iron door and the wall was getting bigger and bigger. I didn't dare to hesitate any longer, struggled to get up, unbuckled my belt and peed on the fat man's face...... I swear to God this is the only water I could find at that time.
It's not cold water, it's lukewarm, but I still believe I can wake up the fat man. He was not seriously injured, but only a momentary vertigo shock, and as usual he should wake up soon.
But most of them urinated, and the dead fat man still didn't react. At first I squirmed and felt that this was not very appropriate, but then I couldn't care so much anymore, so I quickly adjusted the angle of the waterline.
Seeing that the urine was about to be gone, the dead fat man finally "coughed" twice and eased up. He glanced at my brother, who was still dripping, touched his face with his hand, took a deep breath, and said, "Presbyopia...... You've been getting a little hot lately......"
I laughed out loud, but at that moment, my tears rolled out, and I bowed down, grabbed the fat man's arm and pulled it up.
I'm used to writing books without arguing with the world, and I don't have any friends around me. When I'm upset about surfing the Internet, I can only talk to my peers about things in the circle...... I never thought that there was someone who would care so much about me, and even if there were, it should be a beauty like Su Wan or Xiao MM. In any case, it has nothing to do with a male dinosaur with a mouth full of tongues like Fat Man, but now, I feel that Fat Man is also someone I don't want to separate.
The fat man's body was so heavy that I could only pull him to sit up. This guy froze, looked at the two tentacles that were fighting with the skeleton group, looked back at me again, and suddenly said: "Old flower, this guy is too terrifying, it's just a tractor." We are not capable of the enemy, we should outwit it. β
I just scolded when it was over, and said that these are useless? The fat man looked unimpressed by my criticism, he stood up, beckoned the skeleton soldiers back, and did not pick up his large kitchen knife, but took out a small white plastic bottle from his pocket, picked up his feet, quietly approached the door, and glanced at the ...... that he had cut off It can only be said that the head was cut off, the tentacles of the monster are only about one meter long when they walk, but they are two or three meters long when they stretch out, and the small section that was cut off by the fat man is only ten centimeters long.
The tentacle was stabbed upside down by the big monster from under the door, so the section cut off by the fat man should be facing up, and the dead fat man poured out a little white powder from the small bottle with a wicked smile, and sprinkled it very evenly on the wound of the tentacle section, and then jumped back as soon as he jumped back.
I didn't know what the fat man was doing, but I was surprised to see the injured tentacles of the big monster suddenly shrink back like an electric shock. I looked at the fat man in amazement, and he waved the little white plastic bottle at me and said, "I just sprinkled some salt on its wound." β
I said I'm grass, you still say I'm unreliable, what is this idea you called yourself?
The fat man taught me with a serious face: "Comrade Xiaoping said: Don't care about black cats and white cats, if you can catch a mouse, you are a good cat!" "The fat manβno, the fat cat tiptoed over again, and poured a pinch of salt into his palm. The remaining tentacle was stabbed by me with a sharp knife, but it was the equivalent of nothing to the "vampire king", but it was seen in the eye by the dead fat man. With a flick of his wrist, he shoved the pinch of salt into the wound.
As a result, with a "whoosh", the tentacle also retracted, and the roar of the big monster was immediately heard outside the door, and it was obvious that this bit of salt made it very uncomfortable.
There was no movement outside the door for a while, and I asked the fat man why did you put a salt bottle on your body if you were fine? The fat man's eyes widened suddenly, and he said I told you that I am a cook, so what's so strange about having some condiments on me?
I don't think that when you are a cook, you have to bring salt and peppercorns, if that's the case, will the school teacher also carry a blackboard when he goes out? But since the fat man refused to say, I didn't ask again, the "vampire king" outside the door will definitely not give up, so it's better to pay more attention to it. A few of us set up the driving force for the decisive battle, and the skeleton team was also on guard.
But after waiting for a while, it was quiet and terrible outside the door, I looked at the fat man and I, and the guy said proudly that it was okay, if it dared to come back, Lao Tzu stewed it into leek eight belt soup. I could see the cold sweat on his head, and I knew he was bragging there. But I still admire him, it's all mixed up like this, and he can brag about it, it's really hard enough for him.
The two of us were gasping for breath, and suddenly we felt something on our heads stirring slightly, and the four-legged bone beast was already holding its head high and grinding its teeth, and we subconsciously looked up, and couldn't help but be startled!
In the crack of the door above the big iron door, I don't know when four or five tentacles came in, and the two of us didn't even blink an eye, and those tentacles began to pull the big iron door desperately. No wonder it didn't move for a long time, and emotionally climbed onto the lintel! Its tentacles obviously have no bones inside, and are all made of soft tissue, and the small slit of a few centimeters in the lintel allows it to reach into the tentacles.
We watched the big iron gate be pulled by that guy a little bit of deformation, but there was no way at all, the big iron gate was five meters high, even if I stacked Arhats with the fat man, it was impossible to touch its tentacles.
The fat man didn't give up, and flew the big kitchen knife with his arm, but it didn't work at all, just cut a shallow wound on a tentacle. And the big kitchen knife that tumbled down scared a few of us half to death, and the chickens and dogs jumped to avoid the disaster of breaking our heads and bleeding.
The big iron gate has been seriously deformed, and the gap in the upper part has been torn to a width of more than ten centimeters, and the fat man doesn't know where he was left with his bragging head, so he turned around and shouted: "Brother Jiu, have you found a weapon?" We can't stand it! β
"We're looking for it! Hold on a little longer! "Su Wan's voice sounded as urgent as ours, and it was obvious that things weren't going well on their side either.
"Still holding on?" The fat man and I are relatively dumbfounded, how can we insist on it when we are like this? The big zongzi obviously doesn't have a good idea, and if it goes on like this, it won't be long before the big iron gate will be pulled and broken by the "vampire king".
Things were worse than we expected, and we were still thinking about how long the big iron gate would last, but we saw that the damn monster had already started to drill through the cracks in the lintel!
At this time, we suddenly realized that it was a mollusk, and it was not necessary to open a large hole two meters square to rush into the warehouse, as long as a gap was not wide, it was enough. Obviously, though, if you squish your body and then move it, it's much slower. We watched as it squeezed its huge forehead and two giant eyes in. Its huge eyes full of viciousness are fierce, and it wants to suck us dry in no time.
The fat man was completely desperate, and asked me without looking back: "Old flowers...... Is there anything else you can do? Anything goes, it doesn't matter if it's unreliable......" Although he was asking me, I couldn't hear at all that he wanted me to answer, and he was simply talking to himself.
Still, I told him, "I have a way!" β
"What?" The fat man turned his big head around at once, and even the mouth of the big zongzi opened wide. I didn't have time to explain to him, so I bent down and picked up the fat man's big kitchen knife, shoved it into the fat man's hand, and shouted, "Go and open the deadbolt!" Seeing that the fat man was still stunned, he shouted, "Open the deadbolt quickly!" Smash the deadbolt open with a kitchen knife! β
The fat man subconsciously held a big kitchen knife, and when he was dizzy, he used the back of the kitchen knife to smash the deadbolt. This guy is really brute, and he smashed both deadbolts open in three strokes and two blows. Then I stood side by side with him and shouted, "Push the door!" Push the door hard! β
The big zongzi also ran over to help, his strength is much greater than me and the fat man, the three of us used the strength to eat, the five-meter-high iron door was separated from the door frame little by little, and then fell backwards faster and faster, "touch 1" and slapped to the ground, the unlucky "vampire king" was slapped on the cement floor, and the eyes that were slapped were raised high, looking indescribably terrifying and funny, this guy may not have expected to say anything, and it was a little bad for a while.
How can I let go of such an opportunity? I grabbed my knife and rushed over, and the monster, of course, saw that I was going to do it against it, and hurriedly waved a tentacle to stop me. But its actions have long been in my calculations, how can it be drawn a second time? I dodged the tentacles whipped by the back of the slanted shoulder straps, rolled on the spot, and when I looked up again, the two giant eyes of the "vampire king" were already close in front of me, and I could even see my own reflection from the inside.
After a successful blow, before I could stand firmly, the second tentacle of the "Ghost King" had already pulled horizontally, forcing me to fall to the ground on my back, so that I was not killed by it at once. But in this way, the "vampire king" was already so angry that he didn't even leave me the time to breathe, and the tentacles that swept across had not yet been shaken off, and another tentacle hit straight down on the head.
The front of the big iron gate was a very smooth iron plate, but the back was some triangular iron bars. I don't care so much, I rolled all the way on the donkey, and crawled to the feet of the fat man, as for how many bruises were knocked out of the body, it was no longer in the scope of consideration.
It all came so fast that it wasn't until this time that the fat man reacted, and he reached out to pull me up. I was terrified, and I tried my best to grab the triangular iron tendons on the door panel, but my strength was no match for the tentacles, and two horizontal iron bars slipped through my palms, and my nails were broken.
The fat man roared angrily, pounced on the fit, and immediately pressed on my body, crushing me with a "mom". The fat dead man didn't even look at me, and grabbed my pants with one hand. The big kitchen knife in the other hand cut down desperately and chopped directly on the tentacle. It's a pity that the blade of the big kitchen knife is full of gaps, and the middle part is directly curled with the blade, like such a broken kitchen knife, it's hard to say whether you can cut vegetables, but I didn't expect to be killed by the fat man Lun's whirring wind, and cut off half of the tentacle at once.
The "Vampire King" was probably furious, although the tentacles were injured, but it still pulled my legs desperately, the big zongzi threw the green steel sword, and the two dry hand grippers grabbed my two arms respectively, and pulled back hard, this guy's strength was very great, and my arm bone was in severe pain, and my arm was almost dislocated. The fat man's second knife followed and slashed down, but this time because I was pulled and slid backwards for more than ten centimeters, this knife did not cut into the knife edge of the previous knife, fortunately, the fat man had a strand of ruthlessness that did not see the heart of the Yellow River, and after several consecutive knives of "Ping Pong", he finally cut off the tentacle.
Several of us rushed into the warehouse and saw that we had climbed to a safe place before we stood up separately. When I went to see the "Vampire King" again, I saw that it had already struggled out of most of its body under the big iron gate, and a large amount of muddy liquid mixed with blood flowed out of the eye that I had pierced, and it looked as disgusting as it was.
The fat man waved me a punch and knocked me along, and I turned my head in amazement and asked him why he was hitting me. I didn't expect this dead fat man to laugh dryly, saying that you are really a ruthless character, such a friend fat man did not make friends in vain! The big dumplings also joined in the fun and gave me a thumbs up.
I couldn't help but feel hot in my heart, and said that when was it, you still talked to me about this.
The fat man turned around and shouted, "Brother Jiu, it's no good, Lao Hua and I can't stand it!" Before he could finish speaking, the "One-Eyed Dragon Vampire King" had already stumbled out of the big iron gate, covered in blood, and he didn't know where it was injured. The big man, whose mouth was bigger than the lid of the pot, snaked and writhing in the mouth, let out a huge howl. It had only one eye left, and it was already badly wounded, but it had no intention of escaping, but instead crawled towards me and the fat man with its wriggling tentacles.