Chapter 114: Absolute Talent
Lord Liu is really angry, he has been in the officialdom for many years, and he has seen the intrigue very thoroughly, but he didn't expect to be played with by a young offspring in applause, Li Wencai is so shameless that he even pits himself, and treats himself as a fish like fishing, what a sad and hateful thing this is.
Lord Liu didn't have time to think about it, at this time, the body of the demon queen of the Western Regions moved, and her body writhed like a water snake, Li Wencai saw that this demon girl was going to use charm to confuse herself, so she spread the paper fan to cover her eyes and said: "My lord, this demon girl wants to confuse us with charm, as long as you close your eyes and recite Amitabha Buddha silently, you will be fine." ”
Lord Liu learned from Li Wencai's appearance, closed his eyes, put his hands together and silently recited Amitabha, this kind of bad trick can only be thought of by Li Wen, the two of them were closing their eyes and concentrating on chanting mantras, only to hear the roar of the Western Regions Demon Queen, and there was already an extra scimitar in his hand with a sharp sound and stabbed towards Lord Liu.
"Bang."
With a loud bang, the wooden window of the room was kicked open, and I saw Sun Zhutou already standing in the room majestically, holding a long knife in his hand, Jiang Feng poured in from the window, Sun Zhutou swayed casually in a strong suit, indescribably free and easy, Li Wencai was a little stunned, this is too handsome, more energetic than making movies, when will he be so majestic, when will he be so majestic, when will he be able to kill a girl in seconds.
The Western Regions Demon Queen saw Sun Zhutou appear in the room murderously, and a few people with long knives jumped out behind her, and suddenly became vigilant, at this time, I saw the Western Regions Demon Queen take out a green flute and blow it gently, and after a while, there was a loud noise on the roof, and the tiles fell one after another, and several black-clothed people jumped from the roof, all holding a color scimitar in their hands.
"You guys have finally appeared, so that Ben doesn't steal a meal and find it, and now suffer death." Sun Zhutou didn't talk much nonsense, and with a pick of his wrist, the long knife in his hand stabbed towards the man in black, and in an instant, a fierce metal symphony sounded in the whole room, Li Wencai saw this situation, pulled Lord Liu and said: "My lord, it's too dangerous here, let's withdraw first." ”
Lord Liu said in a cold voice: "You still know that I am here, you conscienceless thing." ”
Li Wencai still has the heart to quarrel with Lord Liu, now here are all masters of flying eaves and walls, if you accidentally give yourself a knife, it will be really fun, so you can't stay here for a long time, so Li Wencai took Lord Liu's arm and walked out.
"Where to go." The Western Regions Demon Queen screamed violently, and with a flick of her hand, a silk long tomb flew towards Li Wencai and wrapped around Li Wencai's neck, Li Wencai stretched out his long tongue and ran forward with all his strength like an old cow, but the strength of the Western Regions Demon Queen was very great, and Li Wencai was pulled to the ground, at this time Li Wencai grabbed Lord Liu's leg tightly and did not let go, Lord Liu was so angry, and was pitted by Li Wencai's bastard, so in a hurry, Lord Liu had to grab the leg of a wooden table.
"Bastard, let go, or I'll beat you to death, I'm very cruel." Lord Liu yelled while grabbing the table leg and kicking Li Wencai's head hard.
"My lord, even if you beat me to death, I won't let go, if I let go, I will be sucked to death by this demon girl, and my wife is still waiting for me to go home and sleep."
"Isn't it exactly what you want, this woman is so beautiful, and people are also merry when they die under flowers, don't you say that?"
"No, Lord Liu, I'm talking about going to die with my wife, not with an old goblin, this woman is very suitable for you."
"You bastard, vile and shameless, see if I don't beat you to death." Lord Liu was anxious, turned over and scuffled with Li Wencai, the two felt that something was wrong, why didn't it seem to be so tight, so Li Wencai looked back, the red silk wrapped around his neck was cut off by Sun Zhutou, and the demon queen of the Western Regions saw that the general trend had gone, and this assassination operation was going to fail, so he turned around and ran out, Sun Zhutou saw that the demon girl was going to run, and chased out with a long knife, but at this time, he only heard Li Wencai's mighty and domineering voice sounding behind him: "Sun Zhutou doesn't need to chase, this demon girl can't run away." ”
"Why?"
"Because she has been hit by my seven steps with a smile, as long as she walks out of the start, she will be poisoned, and she will die of blood without an antidote in an hour, amazing." Li Wencai shook his fan proudly, and the embarrassed appearance of sticking out his tongue and struggling desperately like a dog just now swept away.
Sure enough, after Li Wencai finished speaking, I saw the demon queen of the Western Regions fall to the ground with her legs limp, and there were already blood stains in her mouth.
"When did you drugged me, you despicable villain?" The Demon Queen of the Western Regions glared at Li Wencai fiercely and asked.
"When you played the piano just now, I brought in a pot of wine, and the wine was already drugged, but unfortunately you noticed it at all, and drank this pot of wine, it seems that your IQ is not high." Li Wencai said very shyly.
As soon as Li Wencai finished speaking, he saw that the old face of Lord Liu behind him was white again, and now he had the heart to kill Li Wencai, so he also drank the wine in the pot just now, that didn't mean that he was about to die, Li Wencai, the bastard, had a hand in himself again, so Lord Liu punched Li Wencai's body in a frenzy, pointed at his mouth, and then bent over and began to vomit.
"Don't worry, adults, I'll have an antidote, I'll give the antidote to adults in a while, and I'll be sure to be alive after eating it." Li Wencai said with a smile.
Li Wencai turned around and looked at the Western Regions Demon Queen and said: "How about it, whether you accept it or not, although I may not be able to fight, but I am a wise person, and it is more than enough to deal with a pervert like you." ”
"Villain, when did you see that something was wrong with me?" The Demon Queen of the Western Regions asked angrily.
"It should be said that after Sun Zhutou looked for me, I began to suspect you, Sun Zhutou said that the dead are young men who often go to the Qinglou, and the crime is a demon girl from the Western Regions, who knows how to collect yang and supplement yin, and can confuse men the most, and people who are confused will think about her in their heads, at that time I felt that I was fascinated by your beauty, I could see you dancing when I closed my eyes, and you just danced a dance for me in the Western Regions, so I have no reason not to doubt you, in fact, I only blame you for underestimating me too much, Don't look at this young master all day long when there is no plastic surgery, it is actually pretended, young master, I am an elephant invisible, a loud voice, a wise and foolish talent, how can I be so mentally retarded, so I set up such a bureau. ”
Li Wencai shook the fan proudly, and then continued: "Then I came to the painting boat again, you were going to push me down that night, I carefully wiped your clothes, and found that you are indeed not from the Central Plains, but the clothes of the Western Regions, although the disguise is good, but it is still seen through by Ben Shao, to be honest, you are really unlucky to meet me, although Ben Shao is so wise." ”
"You're so despicable."
"It's not that I'm despicable, you see you're going to let me die as a whole, I also have to protect myself, don't I, or I'll become a dry corpse."
The Demon Queen of the Western Regions sinisterly pulled the corners of her mouth and smiled and slowly stood up and said, "Even if I die, I will drag you to the end." ”
After the Western Regions Demon Queen finished speaking, her figure changed in a flash and rushed towards Li Wencai.
"Open the door and enlarge the stupid." Li Wencai took a step back and shouted, only to hear that the door of the room was slammed open by something, the momentum was as great as a mountain and a sea, everyone asked about the prestige, only to see a giant in scholar's clothes, holding a greasy chicken leg in his hand, rushing in like the wind, and then like a bulldozer, all the tables, chairs and benches were knocked away, and finally hit the body of the Western Regions Enchantress, only to see the Western Regions Enchantress fly out like a kite with a broken line, and then fell headlong into the river.
"Well done, worthy of being my personal bodyguard." Li Wencai said with satisfaction.
"W-what kind of monster is this, he's your secret weapon?" Lord Liu asked in surprise.
"Of course, can my bodyguard do anything that ordinary people can do?"
Li Wencai was very satisfied with his layout tonight, the secret killer organization was finally killed, and he finally succeeded in transferring so many people to lurk here tonight, so Li Wencai said: "Everyone is busy tonight, and there is nothing big now, let's go back to our respective homes to wash and sleep." ”
"Bastard, you bastard forgot about me, I still took seven steps and smiled, hurry up and give me the antidote." Liu Da blew his beard angrily and glared, and stretched out his hand to Li Wencai to ask for an antidote.
Li Wencai patted his head and said embarrassedly: "Oh, my lord, I forgot about this, but it's okay, the antidote is on Dasha, Dasha, hurry up and take out the antidote and give it to Lord Liu." ”
Dasha was stunned for a moment, and asked with a blank face: "What antidote, I don't have an antidote." ”
"Don't be kidding, adults are waiting to take medicine, didn't I give you a pack of medicine on your body before, you won't lose it."
"Then, that's the antidote, I thought you gave me salt powder, then let me sprinkle it on the chicken thighs as salt powder, it will taste better that way."
"It tastes better, fuck, you're a foodie, use the antidote as salt powder, are you a pig." Li Wencai jumped like thunder, jumped and knocked a few chestnuts on Dasha's head, and scolded angrily: "Damn, how big an official is Lord Liu, a member of the fourth grade, you will be killed, Lord Liu will not live for an hour, do you know, you stupid pig." ”
Lord Liu really wanted to find a knife to stab this Li Wencai to death, but now how could he still have that strength, Lord Liu covered his head and cried, "God, why do I think you are a talent, you are just a stupid talent, I am about to be killed by you." ”
"Don't worry, my lord, I'll let people find the antidote, there are many of these things on the black market, you don't have to worry, help the adult get on the boat, let's go to the black market to buy the antidote." Li Wencai was also anxious, this is not a joke, the four-rank master was actually poisoned by himself, if he let the court know, it would be a big crime to punish the nine clans, so Li Wencai did not dare to delay for a moment, let people carry Lord Liu, a group of people ran to the boat like ants in a mess, and sailed to the other side of the river.
This book is derived from Kanshu.com