Chapter 30: A Kiss? [Ask for collection, ask for recommendation]
"Brother Sima, am I fierce?"
Wang Ying blinked her big eyes and whispered softly, her hands were on her abdomen, her fingers were twisted, and her hair was curbed behind her, looking cute and docile.
"No... Not fierce, you're not fierce at all, you're cute, you're cute. ”
Sima Yi wants to run...... How can this brother's sister have a bit of the taste of a variety of witches, Sima Yi is still a little chilled in his crotch now.
Seeing that Wang Ying was about to get close to him, Sima Yi shouted.
"Stop."
Wang Ying heard Sima Yi's sudden shout, so she stood one meter in front of Sima Yi and looked at Sima Yi aggrievedly.
Sima Yi was a little embarrassed, and it happened that there was a commotion and the sound of horses' hooves from the east at this time, and he knew that it should be the security administrator who came, and it must have been those few family members who went to invite him.
The sound of horses' hooves was instantaneous, and a team of city guards appeared in sight.
"Stop, who dares to touch Grandpa Zhang's godson."
The crowd paused when they heard that Luo Wuxian Luo's rescue soldiers were coming.
"Run!"
I don't know who said this, the crowd immediately scattered in its place, leaving only Sima Yi, Wang Ying and the five guards.
The city guard on the horse looked down at Sima Yi condescendingly and said proudly:
"Who are you? Do you know whose people you move? ”
Sima Yi didn't raise his head, and gently shook the folding fan to reveal an elegant smile.
"Who am I? Ha ha! I'm Sima Yi. ”
Chengwei's face changed drastically, the name Sima Yi was already famous in Luoyang this morning, and he was appreciated by the new emperor before he was a weak crown, and he was awarded the position of Zhonglang official.
I heard rumors that the emperor originally wanted to make him the Great Sima, but considering that his reputation was not enough to convince the public, he "reluctantly" named him the Zhonglang official first, and sent him to Yizhou to exterminate the Yellow Turban Yu Party to increase his qualifications and reputation, and the position of the Great Sima was still reserved for him.
Such a big man is not something he can afford to provoke as a small city guard, and Zhang Rang will let him hell with it, as long as he casually says that he is here at that time, he will fool over.
What he has to do now is to please this big celebrity around the emperor, as long as Sima Yi says a few good words in front of the emperor at that time, maybe he will be promoted and make a fortune!
Thinking of this, the city guard ordered a dozen or so of his subordinates to dismount, and the city guard said with a kind smile on his face:
"Hehe, it turned out to be Sima Zhonglang! Xia Guan met with Sima Zhonglang. ”
Sima Yi saw that the city guard on the other side was still in a lofty posture just now, how could he become kind and reasonable in a blink of an eye? However, Sima Yi knows that there is no hatred for no reason in the world, and there is no love for no reason.
"Hehe, no need to be polite, it's all my own family, if there is anything I can help, I will definitely help."
Sima Yi threw out his conditions and said, he was gambling, betting that the city guards on the opposite side would definitely ask for him.
The city guard was overjoyed, how could he not hear such an obvious code word.
"Alas! Speaking of this, there are really some things that the official can't think of. ”
The city guard glanced at Sima Yi and continued.
"The lower officials are diligent and diligent, and there has never been any mistakes, but there has been no movement for a long time, if Sima Zhonglang sees the emperor, he still hopes that Sima Zhonglang can say a few good words."
Cheng Wei said what he wanted to say, looking at Sima Yi and waiting for his reply.
Sima Yi knew in his heart that he wanted to be promoted and make a fortune with his own hands! But it's nothing, when Emperor Ling was still alive, even the officials came out, and the city guard's request was not too much.
However, Sima Yi will definitely not enter the palace, that place in the palace is too dangerous for him.
But despite this, Sima Yi still verbally agreed.
"You are serious, it's time to mention the position, and when I see the emperor, I will definitely talk to him."
Although he said so, it may have been a long time since he saw the emperor, not to mention that he couldn't see it.
The city guard was overjoyed in his heart, with a sincere smile on his face, and said solemnly to his subordinates behind him:
"We didn't see anything today, we just saw Luo Gongzi accidentally fall while walking, do you hear?"
The subordinates of the city guard replied with understanding:
"Yes, we didn't see anything, we just happened to pass by and saw Luo Gongzi lying on the street before we carried him back."
This reason almost made Sima Yi burst out laughing, how did this Luo Wuxian have to fall to fall like this! also lost the man's life.
The city guard ordered his subordinates to lift Luo Wuxian, and immediately ordered that if Luo Wuxian was not sent to the hospital, it would be really difficult to explain his life.
"Sima Zhonglang, take your leave, let's go."
The city guard waved his hand with his men and took away a dead pig......
In the same place, only Sima Yi and his guards were left, and there was a cute Wang Ying.
"Brother Sima, I'm really tired of you today, let's go to the wine shop and have a good chat when we have nothing to do!"
Not far away, Diao Chan, who was dressed as a man, had already floated in and arrived behind Sima Yi.
Sima Yi turned around and almost collided with Brother Ren's face, and the distance was only a fraction of a second.
During Diao Chan's breathing, Sima Yi smelled a faint aroma exhaling from Diao Chan's nasal cavity, Sima Yi was shocked, he was abnormal again, how could he smell that the breath he spit out was fragrant when a big man breathed?
I must be crazy, how can I meet the "Ren" brother close to him is all kinds of abnormal, no, you have to keep your distance from him, otherwise your sexual orientation will be abnormal.
Diao Chan was also stunned, Sima Yi only noticed the aroma of Diao Chan, but Diao Chan was fascinated by Sima Yi's thick lips, and subconsciously she leaned forward.
The tips of the noses have touched each other, and the lips seem to have touched as well.
"it!"
Sima Yi woke up first, and saw that he had already touched his face with a big man, and his face suddenly turned green, and he pushed away Diao Chan, who was dressed as a man, and said loudly:
"Brother Ren, please cherish, I am not a good person with Longyang."
Diao Chan was awakened by Sima Yi's voice, a faint flush appeared on his face, he actually kissed Sima Gongzi, no, it seems that he didn't kiss, no, no, no, it should be kissed, Diao Chan was entangled in the question of kissing and not kissing, and fell into a daze.
Sima Yi is really a hell today, the soldiers were not recruited, and he offended Luo Wuxian, who seems to have a powerful background, these Sima Yi don't care.
What makes him mad the most is that his first kiss is gone, and he has nothing to say about the first kiss given to a big beauty, and what makes him crazy is that his first kiss was given to a sissy man, which can't bear it! Can't bear it.
looked up and wanted to scold Brother Ren, but he saw Diao Chan with a flushed face, and the faint flush on Diao Chan's face made Sima Yi stunned again.
Immediately, his face changed drastically, and he shouted to the guards behind him.
"Quick, quick, let's go home."
The guards were also stunned, awakened by Sima Yi's voice, and the guard, who had been reprimanded, opened his mouth and pointed to the west.
"But, but those things, childe, you see ......"
"I don't want those things, take Ben Gongzi out of here, Ben Gongzi can't stand it."
After speaking, Sima Yi ran to the side of the street and vomited.
-To be continued