Since graduating from kindergarten, I haven't spoken to flowers and trees in my life. After many years, the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info inevitably rusty skills, and the words that stammered when speaking did not reach the meaning, looking at the suspended space dozens of meters high under my feet, I was even more dizzy, I swore that I would never laugh at the brown panda again.

I had no choice but to experiment: "Yes, it's a pity, human beings have created a brilliant civilization, and it should not be buried by history silently." Although human beings have many shortcomings, but after all, human beings are still moving towards civilization step by step, we are industrious and brave, we know that we can change our mistakes, and we are benevolent all over the world...... "I don't want to anger this tree man, these words said later are simply equivalent to pleading."

The Sand Date Tree Man didn't mind, he looked at me and said, "I haven't spoken to a human in a long time...... You have let me down so much, you have destroyed countless forests in your hands, and you have turned them into farmland deserts. I sighed and said, "Boss Tree, I'm really sorry about this. It is true that many trees have been destroyed by humans, but we have realized the seriousness of this mistake, and these people, who have been working hard to return farmland to forests, are now much better than before. There are also many people who are working to restore desert vegetation, such as the Japanese, who have already wiped out the desert of the Japanese archipelago. ”

The sand date tree man nodded: "I heard about it." I was amazed and asked, "How did you hear that?" Before the old tree man could speak, someone shouted loudly in mid-air: "Boss, I'm here to save you!" I turned my head in astonishment, only to see that the stupid fork was already flying like a black lightning bolt.

I saw that this guy was not stupid at all, and he actually knew how to peck at the eyes of the old tree man...... The sand date tree man was startled, hurriedly closed his eyes, waved the big hand like a tree branch, but the stupid fork was small and exquisite, not threatened at all, it stretched its wings, hovering and flying between the branches on the old tree man, and the mouth did not leave the old tree man's eyes, and the old tree man was in a hurry.

Melina and I were grabbed by the huge palm of the old tree man and flew up and down, but I was so frightened that I was about to vomit out my bitter gall, and hurriedly shouted: "Silly fork, stop your mother, don't you see that Lao Tzu has almost done it?" Don't mess with it......"

The silly fork spread its wings and flew high, hovering in mid-air. The sand date tree man exhaled, and his head was full of black lines: "This little bird is yours?" It's quite fierce, but fortunately I hid quickly, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to save my eyeballs...... "I quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my negligence in discipline, and my birds are protecting the Lord's heart......"

The sand date tree man was not angry, he looked at the stupid fork very kindly, and said with a smile: "Very cute bird, very similar to my starling bird......" I was stunned: "You also raise birds?" The old tree man nodded, and the branches and leaves on his head rustled: "Yes, didn't I tell you?" I already know about the Japanese eradicating the desert in the country, and that's what my myna bird told me...... As you can see, we tree people are not good at long-distance walking, and often live in one place for a lifetime, doing our best to protect our own forests. However, there is also a need for communication between the Treants, so each Treant will raise birds to connect with other Treants. ”

I was very interested, and said happily, "So, there are other tree people in this world?" "Treants are so tall, what a horrible scene it would be if they were driven to fight? Looking at his head, I'm afraid that heavy tanks can be overturned by him.

Unexpectedly, after listening to my words, the old tree man sighed: "You don't have to ask me about this, if you think about how many primeval forests there are in the world, you will know how many tree people there are." When I heard this, I was immediately stunned: "My grass, do you mean that there are less than ten tree people in this world?" ”

The Shajube Tree Man sighed: "I'm old, and I don't know how many Tree People are still alive, so I can only contact three Tree People...... How can we four tree people restore the forests of this world" I listened, although I was sad, but I still said: "Don't worry, I want to find a way, as long as we don't destroy the forest anymore, the forest will always grow bigger, right?" ”

Melina and I were close together, squatting in the palm of the old tree man's hand, looking at me with a frightened face: "Who are you, how can you still talk to the big tree?" I took the opportunity to scare her: "What's wrong with the tree man?" Don't you see that there are two other dwarves in my team? If you dare to bully me in the future, I will tell this old tree man to trample you into a meatloaf. I was afraid that the people of the sand date tree would hear this, so they said it in English, and Mary Lina was really frightened when she heard it.

Jian Tianhan shouted from afar: "Lao Hua, are you all right?" I turned my head and shouted, "Do you think I'm fine?" Come on...... Don't worry about it, don't worry about dueling the Treant with a submachine gun or a Damascus scimitar, let me have a good talk with him. Everyone gathered together and looked at it from afar in horror.

I looked at the old treeman: "Since you have lived for so long, you should know the things of the ancient times, do you know the Yellow Emperor?" The sand date tree man was stunned for a moment and thought for a moment: "You mean that yellow-skinned Terran co-leader?" I don't know. I couldn't help but be disappointed when I heard this, but the old tree man then said, "But our people have seen him and say that he is a great hero. ”

When I heard this, my spirits perked up, and I hurriedly asked: "Then do you know how the Yellow Emperor defeated the orc army in the first place?" The sand date tree man sighed: "I don't know much, the wisdom of the tree man is not developed, and I am also old, and I don't remember many things." When the Centaur Dynasty was at its peak, it was basically a three-legged form, and later the orc army and the Centaur Dynasty launched a decisive battle, although the Centaur Dynasty was eliminated, but the strength was also greatly damaged. The Terrans seized the opportunity to unite the remnants of the Centaur Dynasty with the weakened Elves to declare war on the Orc Empire. The Terrans are very smart, they have mastered a lot of skills in making tools, and even invented four treasures that can be poisoned, and the ability of the Orcs to restrain the ability of the Terrans to gradually lead in the war. I heard that the Yellow Emperor himself is still a master of beast taming, and he has six great divine beasts......"

I was surprised: "Six Divine Beasts? Do you know what they are? "Feng Bo, Yu Shi, Ying Long, Lu, I know these four treasures, but I once thought that the Yellow Emperor only had three kinds of divine beasts, but it turned out that there were really six kinds!

The old tree man shook his head regretfully: "I don't know...... Although the Treants and Terrans are allies, the Treants never fight, and the plants are not as aggressive as the animals, and we only guard our forests......" He looked at me: "Actually, we Treants and Orcs are allies as well. ”

I was dizzy, it turns out that this tree people are neutrals with two faces. If you think about it yourself, the war between the human race and the beast race does not have much to do with the tree people, whether this world is owned by the human race or the beast race, the tree people still only care about their forest. And whether it is an orc or a human race, it is inseparable from the nurturing of the forest.

When our helicopter finally flew back, I beckoned everyone to come up and help, tied a thick steel cable around the old treeman's waist, and I comforted the old treeman: "Don't worry, I have already informed Saladin's castle that I have prepared a place for you to settle down, and I promise that you will not run out of water." ”

After all was arranged, the Mi-26 helicopter flew all the way back to Saladin's Castle with the rest of our men and horses, as well as the old tree man hanging below. The dead fat man had already been informed to dig a large pit in the southeast corner of the castle with an excavator. We put the roots of the old tree man in the pit.

Such a simple thing, but almost an accident...... As soon as we put the old tree man in, he was impatient to resist the soil with both hands, so that he could bury his roots. He bent over and almost crashed our Mi-26 helicopter, but fortunately I cried out to him, and our helicopter was able to untie the steel cable hanging between us, and finally put us all on the ground safely.

The dead fat man personally surrounded me with the guards, and as soon as he saw me, he said, "Old flower, what's the matter with you?" Is it addictive to release? Coming back with so many robbers to keep playing? "It's a good thing that the fat man doesn't speak English, otherwise we would have had to turn against the thieves on the spot.

I first asked them to help the old tree man bury the roots, and then I said to the dead fat man, "What nonsense are you talking about? Can these robbers be the same as those who were released? Those people were originally good people, and suddenly they went to be robbers, which means that their conscience is broken. And these people are trained to be robbers from birth, and they have no chance of being good people. Now that these people want to be good people, why should we refuse? The Buddha said: The sea of suffering is boundless, and the shore is turned back. Why can't we give them a chance to mend their ways? ”

The dead fat man coughed dryly and scolded: "Do you really think you are a living Buddha? I ...... grass Even if what you say is reasonable, what about this woman next to you? Do you still want to go home? How do you explain to your two wives when you go home? I said with a bitter face: "Don't mention the two in my family, now I don't know how to explain to Chen Tingyao." Chen Tingyao was so obsessed with that photo that a fool knew that he liked that girl. Now the old flower snatches love with a knife and robs her brother's woman...... Although I can't blame me for this matter, in fact, Chen Tingyao's unrequited love is also very unreliable, in short, I still feel shameless.

The dead fat man squinted at me and sighed: "You don't have to worry about Chen Tingyao, you can see for yourself." As he spoke, he craned his neck. I looked in the direction he pointed out, and saw Chen Tingyao circling around a girl from the thief clan not far away.

Melina stood beside me and said with a smile, "My little sister has also met a good man." I was stunned: "Your little sister? Melina nodded, pulled me in front of Chen Tingyao, pointed to the thief girl and said, "This is my little sister Melna." ”

The little girl stood up in a panic and nodded to me: "Hello brother-in-law." "I pretended not to hear, but first looked at this Merna, and saw that she did look eight points like Marina. Looking back at Chen Tingyao, he looked like a nymphomaniac, looking at Melna with a happy face, and couldn't be more satisfied.

My heart lit up, and I thought this would look like this or better...... Melina wore a headscarf on her face, and according to herself, a woman of the bandit clan must wear a headscarf after marriage. Because of this, Chen Tingyao didn't know what Melina looked like, and it seemed that he regarded Melna as the girl in his photo.

Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a pang in my heart, and quickly pretended to be kind and said to Chen Tingyao: "Hehe, brother, are you happy this time?" Chen Tingyao was satisfied, nodded and thanked: "Thank you, thank you, thank you." I held out my hand to him, "Bring me your phone, and I'll take a picture of you and Melna." ”

Chen Tingyao didn't know that it was a strategy, and the little boy who fell into his first love network generally had a very low IQ, so he took out his mobile phone and handed it to me. I took the phone, deliberately pulled Melina away a few steps, confirmed that Chen Tingyao couldn't snatch the phone back, quickly dropped the photo out and deleted it, and then fiddled left and right, suddenly pretending to miss, and took the opportunity to press it on the phone, and finally caught it, and deliberately exclaimed: "Oops...... I'm really sorry, Xiao Chen, I accidentally deleted your photo...... Oops, this ...... I'm so embarrassed......"

Chen Tingyao listened, but he didn't care, he stood beside Melna and posed as a boss: "Hehe, if it's gone, it's gone, now the real person is by my side, you can take as many photos as you want in the future." I took a few random pictures of them and quickly pulled Melina away.

We went back to the dead fat man, and the dead fat man looked at me as light as a swallow: "Huh? Presbyopia, what's the matter with you? Just now, I was still sad and looked like I had been raped, yes, why did I feel like I had picked up a gold ingot in a blink of an eye? "I said in my heart what do you know, brothers are like siblings, wives are clothes, what are the two wives in the family? At most, I will close the door and pretend to be my grandson, let Brother Jiu swell my face, and let Hu Niu'er kick and break one of my legs, can they still kill me because of this? As long as my Air Force Captain does not estranged me, then the blueprint for the War of Resistance will still be there.

I put down a big stone in my heart, shook off the dead fat man, came to the old tree man, and shouted to him, "Man, you rest here first, I will talk to you when I have time." The dead fat man staggered over: "Old flower, you're not sick in the head, are you?" Why are you still talking to the big tree? ”

The sand date tree man was very polite: "You are busy with yours first, see you later." The dead fat man almost fell on his head: "Old flower, grass your uncle, what the hell is going on?" I pulled him away, and said with a smile as I went, "Let's go back slowly." ”

When we returned to our office room, we saw that the big dumplings were sitting in a dark corner drinking, and the Arab countries are forbidden to drink, and only a small number of bars provide alcoholic beverages to foreigners. The dead fat man sent someone to collect it, but he didn't find Erguotou and Wuliangye, and only turned out a few boxes of whiskey. The big dumplings were a little unaccustomed to drinking, and they gestured to tell me that this foreign beer was too unpleasant.

I sat down next to him and asked, "Man, now tell me how you managed to sneak into the Thieves' Cave?" The big zongzi said it by comparison, first he was separated from Chen Tingyao and them in the desert, and then how he got lost aimlessly, how he was poisoned, and finally how he accidentally entered the oasis of the thieves, the black light was blind, and how he fought with a tall giant, so he dropped the waist knife of the beautiful snake, and fled into the cave of the thieves in embarrassment......

I couldn't help but shake my head, Da Zongzi's trip to the desert can be regarded as more embarrassing than us, and even the weapon for self-defense has been lost. Just as I was thinking about how to comfort him, Melina, who was standing next to me, suddenly became angry, pointing at the big dumpling and trembling, it seemed that she also knew how to speak dumbly. As everyone knows, the study of the knowledge of mute language by the thieves is more in-depth than that of any other clan, and many times, complex sign language can bring them a lot of convenience.

As soon as I saw that Melina had seen through the identity of the big zongzi, I immediately knew that something was wrong, and quickly pounced, and before she pulled out the scimitar, I stopped her waist and hugged her, and said with a white face: "Don't worry, you listen to me......" Melina was ashamed and angry, and tears flowed out: "What else is there to say?" You...... You big liar......"

I looked back at the big zongzi in embarrassment, he was still thinking about his beautiful snake waist knife, so I said to Melina: "What about the whole thing...... It's a bit of a mess, but you can't blame me all, can you? Now that you've got things done this far, you have to keep going, right? You can see it, aren't we all safe now? Those people of yours have also been brought here by me, and I have not broken my promise. Melina looked at me coldly, and finally gave up struggling.

The dead fat man couldn't understand English, stood at the door and watched for a long time, and suddenly said: "If you two want to wrestle, it's better to find a place where no one is around, don't covet me here...... "Come over and raise the telegram in your hand: "Fortunately, you came back a day early." ”

When I took the telegram, I saw that it was Haider of the new European Union, and he said that he did not expect the Asian rescue force to reach the border of Eastern Europe so quickly, and he was very happy. However, what he couldn't understand was why the rescue team of the Fordedo Expeditionary Force did not go to the rescue of the survivors, but occupied the magpie's nest and robbed Comrade Ai Jiren's nest? Now he began to wonder if Flodor was a rescue organization or a bandit alliance. In order not to cause more misunderstandings, Haider decided to sail the aircraft carrier to Port Said tomorrow, hoping that the leader of the Fuldo base would go to the EU aircraft carrier and explain to everyone why Fuldo was so arrogant and unreasonable.

When I held this telegram, my mouth was crooked, and I said angrily: "Grass ******, what is this? Ultimatum? And we have to go to their aircraft carriers to explain...... Who do they think they are? Lord of the World? "His grandmother is so angry, I have always thought that I am the lord of the world, I didn't expect that there are many people with hot eyes for this title and plan to rob me...... Mary's next door, too ****** arrogant. (To be continued.) )