Chapter 031: The Great Chaos Yamen Mansion
Although Li Wencai crossed his hands on his hips and his nostrils turned to the sky, pointing at the two officials and scolding, he was still carried into the yatang by the arms of the two officials, and his embarrassed appearance can be seen.
Li Wencai was carried into the yatang by two messengers, and then threw it to the ground, Li Wencai exhaled a breath, looked up, and saw that there was a swarthy man above the public hall, this person was five big and three thick, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't look like a county order, so Li Wencai thought that the magistrate of Xinghua City had been assassinated, and there was no new magistrate to make up for the difference, but let the warden temporarily take the post of magistrate, a small warden had no quality and no title, according to the current situation, he was just the director of the public security bureau, and he dared to pretend to be big in front of himself.
"Who in the hall dared to make a loud noise in front of the government and report his name." The black-faced man stared at Li Wencai with unkind eyes and asked.
Li Wencai got up from the ground suddenly, touched his nose angrily and shouted: "Reporting the name of Lao Tzu can scare you to death, now I tell you, Lao Tzu is the emperor's Wudu Wei, from the great official of the sixth grade, and now he is ordered to come here to fight against the Japanese, Governor Qi named me the leader of the bandits, such a awesome person standing in front of you, you didn't even see it, it's just blind to your dog's eyes." ”
The warden sitting on the top of the public hall sneered, he had seen that he could blow big words into the sky, but he had never seen the sky blow, just the person in front of him looked like this, saying that he was a beggar and no one doubted it, if he said that it was Wu Duwei, he would not believe it unless he had a problem with his brain.
"Since you say that you are Wu Duwei, then take a look at the waist card." The black-faced man is not stupid, whether Wu Duwei took out the identity token and looked at it.
Li Wencai was stunned, and then said helplessly: "What, the waist card is in the barracks, do you dare to doubt me?" ”
"You are a martial guard, why did you become like this?"
"What's wrong with me like this, Lao Tzu has been on the road all night, you think it's easy, don't talk so much nonsense, get me a bowl of tea, I'm dying of thirst."
"Don't be busy drinking tea first, make your identity clear, or I'll put you in prison."
Li Wencai glared at the stubborn black-faced man, took a long breath and said: "Okay, I'll let you die with your heart, now you will send someone to the barracks to find a captain named Lao Zhang, who is my subordinate, let him come to see me alone, and see if I am Wu Duwei when the time comes." ”
The black-faced warden was full of doubts, seeing that this person was full of confidence, the head was the Tao, and he really didn't look like a beggar, if this person was really Wu Duwei, then he should be cautious, so the warden had to look at a servant beside him, and then said to Li Wencai: "You sit down first, I have already sent someone." ”
"This is like a word, to tell you, I am really Wu Duwei, I lied to you as a puppy, now get me a pot of tea, I want to go to a good Longjing." After Li Wencai finished speaking, he swaggered to a master who was in charge of recording a confession, waved his hand to the master and said, "What else to write, it's not a trial, where it's cool and where to stay." ”
"You...... You are vexatious. The old master seemed to be an old scholar, and when he saw Li Wencai talking to himself like a ruffian, he blew his beard angrily and glared.
Before the old scholar finished speaking, Li Wencai lifted the old scholar from the chair, sat on the chair with a swagger, took off his shoes, and began to hold his feet for a massage.
"In the public court, you have to pay attention to the image, what kind of system is this." The warden was also angry, what kind of person is this person, and he doesn't pay attention to the government of Xinghua City, so presumptuous.
"Oh, I've said it all, it's not a trial now, let's all be idle, let's get together to brag and fart, relax, or let this master dance, what do you think?" Li Wencai rubbed his stinky feet and said.
"I'm old, and I'm still dancing in the court, and I've lost all my old face, woo woo." The teacher covered his face in shame and ran into the back hall crying.
"I'll just treat you as Wuduwei, so why don't you go to the barracks, why don't you go to suppress bandits, but you run to my yamen mansion with a broken bowl to do what?" The warden is now resisting the urge to beat Li Wencai to death and asked, since this goods came in, the whole public hall has been messed up and has become a miasma, which is really unbearable.
"This is a very tortuous statement, don't you know, my lord, I have experienced the test of life and death, with extraordinary wisdom and courage to escape from death, do you know that some time ago a commander of the military camp mysteriously disappeared, in fact, that person is me." Li Wencai said proudly, as if it was a very glorious thing when he could come back.
The warden was shocked, some time ago, Xinghua City suddenly had a lot of soldiers patrolling back and forth, I heard that it was a commander who disappeared mysteriously, this matter was full of wind and rain in the city, the county order was killed, and the commander was missing, which was already everyone's own danger.
"So how did you disappear and be kidnapped in the barracks?" The warden asked in surprise.
"Of course not, but ......" Li Wencai rolled his eyes and thought about it, and said in his heart, after all, it is a very shameful thing to be kidnapped by someone who went to a brothel to drink flower wine, this is a big stain in his life, so don't show it off, so Li Wencai smiled and said: "How can I be kidnapped by someone, my lord, I just went out to enjoy the mountains and rivers these days, but I didn't expect that as soon as I left, it would cause such a big turmoil, it seems that I am tired of holding an important position." ”
After Li Wencai praised himself, he glanced at the table, picked up the notes written by the master just now, and read with a puzzled face: "What can't regulate menstruation, oops, this old guy is not right." ”
The warden breathed a sigh of relief from the depression in his chest, coughed dryly, and said, "You read the book backwards, not from the left, but from the right. ”
"Oh, I see." Li Wencai scratched his head, he hadn't read for a long time, and he had forgotten that ancient books were all written from the right, damn it, he actually made a low-level mistake.
Just when the warden couldn't bear to kick Li Wencai out of the court, he saw the sound of chaotic footsteps outside, and everyone looked out, only to see two people coming in a hurry, walking in front of the official officer who had just gone out, and the person behind him was limping, it was none other than Lao Zhang, and Lao Zhang looked into the court, and the whole person was stunned.
"What's wrong with you, Lao Zhang, can't you recognize me if you haven't seen me for a few days, I'm Li Wencai, I'm your boss." Li Wencai was stunned when he saw Lao Zhang, and hurriedly ran over and said.
"Ah, boss, where have you been, you have become like this, have they abused you, have they tortured you, you see your clothes are rotten like this." Lao Zhang hugged Li Wencai and cried as if he had seen his relatives.
"Don't make a fuss, this is the court, do you know why I want to see you alone?" Li Wencai said seriously.
Lao Zhang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and couldn't help but burst into tears, Lord Li has the grace of reinvention for himself, if it weren't for adults, how could he have today's achievements, so to be able to see Li Wencai again, Lao Zhang is indescribably excited, but why Li Wencai suddenly appeared in the public court of Xinghua City, it is incredible, but Lao Zhang has always thought that Lord Li is a character who has no way to enter the heavens and no door, and even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu dare not accept it, so it is reasonable to think like this.
Li Wencai put his hands behind his back, swaggered on the big chair, crossed Erlang's legs and said to Lao Zhang: "Tell this warden whether I am the emperor's Wuduwei." ”
Lao Zhang came to the warden and said: "This is indeed Wuduwei, the leader of the bandits who Governor Qi personally accepted his fate, and it was our adults who disappeared a few days ago." ”
The warden listened to Lao Zhang's words, immediately stood up, walked up to Li Wencai and arched his hand: "Disrespectful and disrespectful, the villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, I didn't expect you to be Wu Duwei." ”
"You're welcome, I said this...... What's your name? Li Wencai realized that he still didn't know the name of this black-faced man.
"The villain doesn't ask for black, I've seen the adult." Hei doesn't want to know that this is an official from the sixth grade, and it is the same level as the county order, so he is a lot polite.
"I said Xiao Hei, your name is good, you are as black as a person, and you are also tall and big, and you have the potential to be a bandit."
"Uh......" Hei didn't want to scratch his head, his face was incomprehensible, he looked a little darker and taller, but what does this have to do with being a bandit.
Li Wencai smiled, then tightened his face, pretended to be solemn and said: "I have something important to do this time, and it is very urgent, but I have heard the news, the bandits of Erlu Mountain are going to come to the Yamen Mansion tonight to set fire, these heavenly killers are so despicable and shameless, so we must be careful to guard against it." ”
Hei Buqiu's heart suddenly tightened, so he asked: "My lord's words are true, if this is true, then I must capture these bandits." ”
"Well, let's talk about it, I have one more thing to say." Li Wencai glanced around, and asked in a low voice, "Did you catch a female thief today, and she looks quite beautiful?" ”
Hei Buqiu looked at Li Wencai's lustful appearance, nodded inexplicably and said: "My lord even knows this, it's really a god, today a group of villagers said that they caught a female thief and sent it to my mansion, and now they are locked up in prison and are interrogating her identity." ”
Li Wencai stomped his feet angrily and said angrily: "Bold, what did you do to her, did you use torture, did you take off her clothes?" ”
"This, really not, now it's just a prison, why are you so nervous?" Hei Buqiu didn't expect Li Wencai's reaction to be so big, and he was very surprised.
Li Wencai patted his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and then said earnestly: "Xiao Hei, prisoners are also people, besides, have you ever seen such a good-looking prisoner, such a girl in the water spirit, can you bear to attack her, besides, we don't know if she is a thief yet, if it is a young lady from a rich and powerful family, then we will suffer, and I am afraid that you will not be able to be a pawn at that time, so ah, we must be kind to others before we understand the situation." ”
"What the adults said is, I just don't torture her."
"This is not enough, we have to take care of her, the prison is cold, send her a silk ice quilt, and the air there is not good, you have to pay attention to ventilation, and you have to change the bed, how can a daughter sleep in such a hard bed, change a soft one, the prison must be cleaned every day, to give people a feeling of being at home, this is like words."
Hei Buqiu swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and said in his heart that this is a fucking prison, not a hotel, and even the room where he lives doesn't have this kind of treatment.
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