Chapter 002: Unlucky Little Boy
In the face of the crazy attacks of Tubo, Daliao and Dajin, His Majesty the Emperor on the one hand vigorously fought and reorganized the army, and on the other hand, he was good at dancing with long sleeves, and attacked from afar and closely, and defeated the Four Nations Alliance with the harmony of the three imperial sisters and princesses, and used the strategy of killing three soldiers with two peaches to be superb.
His Majesty the Emperor personally led the Xiongshi to fight in all directions, climbed the ice and snow with the soldiers of the three armies, and fought with knives, a series of dazzling diplomatic means and military actions were displayed, which greatly weakened the strength of the enemy, and finally succeeded in forcing the four foreign countries to sit at the negotiating table and jointly signed the Friendship Pact of the Five Nations Never Infringement.
It's a pity that no matter how brave the lion is, there is a time to age, even the Emperor Huizong, who is known as the first emperor of the ages, can not resist the polishing of the years, for more than 30 years, the tsunami-like singing of merit and virtue gradually blinded his eyes, and the luxurious life of Jiuchi Meat Forest gradually corroded his tiger body.
He couldn't hear that the young officials he personally selected back then were no longer what they used to be, they were all fat with big bellies, greedy and shameless, not inferior to the predecessors whose heads were hung on the imperial city back then, the people of the world were hungry and cold, struggling to survive, heroes from all walks of life rose again, and thieves were rampant.
In order to satisfy his hobbies, in the past ten years, the biggest task and political achievement of the magistrates is the draft and the flower stone gang, as long as you choose a beauty and strange stone that His Majesty can like, it will be a prosperous official fortune and a bright future.
He couldn't see the loss of armor that had been beaten back then, and the Great Liao, Dajin, Tubo and Western Xia who had traveled thousands of miles north re-allyed, and millions of iron cavalry Chen soldiers were on the frontier, ready to move.
Among them, the most powerful Great Liao State is the most urgent to invade the south, although they still pay tribute every year according to the defeated covenant of the year, but they no longer have the awe of the year, so this annual tribute has become a way for them to test the reality of the imperial court.
Since the beginning of the previous year, the Great Liao State has put forward a proposal for civil warfare to the imperial court, and they will send the most knowledgeable literati in their country to Beijing every year with the team of Sui Gong, and compete with the scribes of the Great Song Dynasty in the imperial court.
Everyone knows that as long as the imperial court's civil war is defeated, the millions of iron horsemen of the Great Liao Kingdom will wave their troops south and set foot on the Central Plains.
It's a pity that everyone in the Great Song Kingdom knows about it, but Emperor Huizong doesn't seem to know, his old man is immersed in the beautiful scenery of wine day and night, and he is very happy.
With a big sum of money he picked up, Fang Hao went to buy a cooking cake, and while nibbling on it, he looked at the few readers around him who were running in the direction of the poster one after another, shook his head and sneered and sighed: "Such a broken pair actually stumped the entire Great Song Dynasty readers, alas, it seems that there are really no heroes in the world, but the vertical son is rampant." ”
Although this world is not much different from the world before him, there is no difference in the cultural inheritance of poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and even more respect for those who read poetry and books.
And when he was in college in his previous life, he was the president of the famous Ivy League University Ancient Chinese Poetry Association.
It's just very strange that this pair appeared in his world in the last years of the Qing Dynasty, and according to legend, it was proposed by a Chinese general of the Eight-Nation Alliance to provoke Qing court officials at a diplomatic reception, and now in this world, it actually appears in the civil war of the Great Liao State to provoke the Great Song State.
At this time, the small street where he was bustling with people, naturally no one would pay attention to a poor Hanako muttering in his mouth, but it was a coincidence that there was no book, but there was a person who was passing by him who heard this sentence clearly in his ears, and his face suddenly showed a look of consternation.
"Wait a minute, you stop." The man shouted behind him, his voice crisp and sharp, like a yellow bird coming out of the valley.
This sentence was headless and thoughtless to stop people, Fang Hao naturally didn't expect to call himself, or chew the cooking cake in his mouth and walk forward.
The person in the back was obviously a little anxious, and raised his voice: "Stop, that one is called Hanako...... Childe, wait a minute. ”
Is it called Hanako, or is it Childe? Or is it called a playboy, what is your sister's name? Fang Hao was stunned for a moment, stopped and looked back, a young man with a square scarf on his head and a green cloth robe hurriedly followed him and was about to reach out and pat him on the shoulder, but he didn't expect his foot to brake suddenly, the young man couldn't retract his feet, and almost crashed into his arms.
Incense, a faint fragrance, a sweet fragrance, a fragrance penetrating the heart, immersed in the bone marrow.
Fang Hao couldn't help but stick his nose to the young man's sideburns and take a deep breath, wow, it smells so damn good.
But he quickly came to his senses, I'll go, what did Lao Tzu do? Lao Tzu is actually interested in the fragrance of a little boy, I go I go, I go, Lao Tzu's hobby has also mutated because of the crossing? Disgusting, disgusting.
The young man didn't expect that he almost fell into the arms of this beggar in a hurry, and his cheeks flew up a flush, who knew that this beggar was so obscene, he almost put his nose on his forehead and inhaled deeply, and actually showed a look of intoxication.
"Smack."
The young man was embarrassed, and without thinking about it, he reached out and slapped Fang Hao, this slap was firmly knotted, and it was right on Fang Hao's bulging cheeks.
Fang Hao was chewing a mouthful of cooking cakes, who would have expected that his cheeks would be hit by such a heavy blow, the pressure was all the effect of pressure, he poofed, and his mouth full of chewed cooking cake crumbs squirted out, spraying the young man's head and face.
"Ah......h
The young man screamed, the scream was earth-shattering, but she forgot that the sloppy crumbs of the scuits that she had been sprayed on her face were dripping down her mouth, nose and cheeks, and as soon as her big mouth called, a large lump of crumbs of cooking cakes flowed into her mouth.
Fang Hao was dumbfounded.
The young man was caught off guard, and unconsciously chewed the foreign object that flowed into his mouth, and when he understood what was going on, he screamed, vomited, vomited, that was not vomiting, it was spraying out, it was estimated that she had eaten in vain in the past two days, because she vomited so much that even the bitter gall was coming out.
"Gong ...... Son. ”
There were two more crisp and delicate screams, and the two scholars rushed over from behind, seeing their son-in-law so miserable, they couldn't help but be angry, one hurriedly went to help the young man who was bent over and vomited, and the other rushed to Fang Hao, reaching out and slapping him hard.
Fang Hao has long been well versed in the truth that heroes don't suffer losses in front of them, how can he take this slap in vain, turn around and run away, the one who ran was fast, only to hear the wind in his ears, whirring, mixed with countless screams that began with oops.
"Oops, death is called Hanako, you dare to hit me......"
"Oops, hit me to death, death is called Hanako, hit him......"
"Oops, it's a stinky flower child, Lao Tzu killed you......"
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Fang Hao has basically been chased and beaten for more than ten days, where is he willing to stop for a while, deaf to those scolding and angry reprimands, and ran past the end of the small street in the blink of an eye.
"Good guy, I finally ran away, I'm tired of Lao Tzu."
He leaned against the corner of the wall and gasped for breath, the body of this little beggar was too weak, and it was so different from his previous strong body.
At this moment, he heard the most terrifying scream since he had crossed, and it was obviously at least a hundred meters behind him, but the powerful sound wave still pierced his eardrums.
"Catch him, catch that stinky beggar, and kill him for me."