Chapter 259: You must come up with an idea for the old man
From the young master's sobbing, the people in the room also followed him, this is especially smiling, hearing him, this means that the condition has improved, and it is so fast, it is immediate, indescribably fast!
With this sound, the servant and the maid both laughed out loud, and said one after another: "Oh, this method is really good, the young master is really awake!" ”
Wang Ping'an also smiled. Said: "This method, I really haven't used it before, thanks to Mrs. reminding me that it can not only cure the disease, but also teach the young master a lesson, so I thought of this method." I don't think it's really easy to use! ”
The eldest grandson Wuji covered his nose, the muscles on his face twitched, and he thought: "What kind of person is really right, what kind of method must be used." This nephew of Madame. Ping Suri is a dirty, good man. I think about something inexplicable all day long. To this kind of person. You have to use an extraordinary method, don't you like to tsk, this time you have to stink! ”
In the commotion, a basin of filth fell off, and the servant turned his head to look at Wang Ping'an. The servant's expression was only now painful, and filth was splashed everywhere, not only on the young master's face, but also on his whole body.
But the expression was painful, and the appearance had to be made, but the servant's heart was very happy, and he thought to himself, "It's funny." I'm a servant, I actually splashed my master's face with urine, and after splashing, the old man's family still has to thank me, how dare I think of this good thing, but today I ran into it, you say it's fun! ”
Wang Ping'an said: "See, when he sits up, when is it over!" ”
The servant agreed, put the empty basin next to the young master's head, picked up the basin full of filth, held it high, and then fell down, and the noise sounded again!
This time he fell, and the young master hummed again, and the number of times he hummed increased, and gradually turned into a moan. The servant was accustomed to pouring it, and after pouring it into one basin, he poured it again without waiting for the command!
The young master began to moan incessantly, and when it was time to pour the fourth pot, he opened his mouth and took a long and deep breath. Said something vague.
Eldest Sun Wuji frowned and said, "What did he say?" ”
A servant said, "Can your ears say it's fragrant?" ”
The servant who lifted the basin to the filth heard it well. Said: "No, what he said is so comfortable!" ”
Wang Ping'an said: "The aroma rises, making him breathe poorly, and the smell is harvested, the aroma is cut off, and he can breathe normally, so he will say comfortable!" ”
The eldest grandson Wuji snorted, didn't say anything, and thought: "It's really a cheap bone, and I will die if I smell too much of the fragrance." The stench smelled, but it came back to life! "He originally looked down on his old wife's nephew, so he got it. I looked down on it even more.
When the fifth pot of filth fell, the young master's consciousness actually had a clear omen, he stretched out his tongue, and actually licked his lower lip, and after the tongue retracted, he vomited and smashed his mouth, and smacked
Sound.
Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Go up to someone." Rub it on him, this thing can't be eaten in the stomach. lest the old disease has just healed and the new disease has been reborn! ”
A maid walked up, stiffened, and wiped the filth off the young master's face.
Yahuan thought to herself: "Young master, young master." You love clean people so much, if you know that you "smashed your mouth just now, what can you do", I feel sorry for you! ”
As soon as Yahuan left the bedside, the servant continued to carry the basin. He's doing a good job. It's addictive!
The house was filled with a foul smell, getting stronger and stronger, and it had suppressed the aroma far away. Although the original aroma in the house was strong, it could be a stronger aroma. can't stand such a thing, the tossing method is covered by the smell!
Don't talk about others, even Wang Ping'an himself. I can't stand it anymore, and I really want to turn around and get out of the house. But he looked at the eldest grandson Wuji, and it turned out to be the prime minister. The endurance is ordinary people, and they don't even have the intention of leaving, but their eyes are glued to the young master. The meaning is obvious, if he doesn't see the young master wake up, he will definitely not give up!
Wang Ping'an sighed in his heart: "No wonder he can assist Li Shimin and build an empire, no wonder he can rank first in Lingyan Pavilion, he is really persistent." Admire, admire! ”
After tossing for a long time, the young master suddenly opened his eyes, he was not fully conscious, looking at the filth flowing next to his head, he actually said: "It's spring, it's time to go looking for Fang!" ”
The servants and maids in the house shouted together in their hearts: "My lord today, you can even think of this, it seems that the young master is the young master, we are never as good as you!" ”
The eldest grandson Wuji put down his sleeves and said, "That's good?" ”
Wang Ping'an said: "Come on, wait." Anyway, you have to let him speak soberly, so that it can be considered completely good! ”
Then go on and on!
This time, I didn't toss a few pots, but I heard a gurgling sound, and the young master's stomach screamed. In this case, he can still be hungry! Stroking the side of the bed, the young master sat up slowly. He said to the servant who carried the basin, "What are you doing here, and what are you pouring here?" ”
The servant didn't dare to answer, and looked at Wang Ping'an, who didn't dare to squeak, for fear that the young master would remember him. looked at the eldest grandson Danji, but the eldest grandson Tianji said! "The congregation is good
Wang Ping'an nodded and said, "It's good to be sober." Do you want to tell him the truth? ”
The eldest grandson is Mowgli. After a lot of sound, he glanced at the servant and said, "Smell it for him!" ”
The servant brought the basin to the young master's face. The young master wondered in his heart, what is in this pot? His consciousness has not yet fully recovered, and he has to be close to discern what is in the basin!
So, he put his nose close to the edge of the basin. Deeply. I sucked a full lung, wow. The young master was lying on the side of the bed, vomiting and vomiting, spitting out a lot of yellow sour liquid.
There was nothing to say, the servant was in an uproar, he was spitting up!
Wang Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Just spit it out, give him something good to eat, such as white porridge or something, he will soon be able to recover as before, but he must maintain a good mood in the future, and he can't smoke the house so fragrant anymore!" ”
Seeing that he was well, the eldest grandson Wuji refused to stay in the house anymore and strode out, in fact, he had already wanted to go out, just to prove that Wang Ping'an's "ghost idea" was really good, so he kept holding it in the house.
After leaving the house, the eldest grandson Wuji gasped for breath, and when the eldest grandson's wife saw this, she asked, "My nephew's illness is good."
The eldest grandson Wuji laughed, recalling what happened just now, it was really evocative, and the taste was really endless! He said, "Okay, and my stomach is rumbling, I guess I'm hungry." You can do the following things, teach him a good life, so that he will not be like before in the future! ”
Mrs. Eldest Sun sighed and walked to the door, but as soon as she stepped in with one foot, she cried out, "What smell in this room, hurry up and open the windows."
Wang Ping'an and the eldest grandson Wuji looked at each other and smiled, and the eldest grandson Wuji said: "No disease, the emperor gave you the word no disease, it was really right, in your hands, it is really no disease in the world!" He took Wang Ping'an's hand and said, "Come on, let's go to the front, the old man has something to say to you, you are a clever child, and you will definitely be able to solve the old man's doubts!" ”
The two returned to the main hall and sat down at the table again, when the servant brought a large plate of stewed elbows and placed it in front of the eldest grandson Wuji.
The eldest grandson Wuji said with a smile: "There are a lot of filthy things in the world, and the old man can see it every day, and he has long seen it, but today's filthy matter is the first time I have seen it in my life." Okay, very good, just to have a big appetite, the old man can eat all this plate of elbows this meal! As he spoke, he picked up a pair of chopsticks and elbows, put them in his mouth and chewed them!
Wang Ping'an thought to himself: "You can really eat." Just after listening to the uproar, in the blink of an eye, you can start chewing. I admire you even more! He smiled and said: "Although there are many filthy things in the world, after seeing it, you can still maintain a normal heart and not be disturbed by filth, this is the real good heart." The eldest grandson has such a mind and courage, and he is really a model for students to follow! ”
The eldest grandson Wuji chewed the meat in his mouth and said vaguely: "Sycophant, this is pure flattery, if someone else says it, the old man has to reprimand him, but you say it without illness, but the old man loves to listen to it!" ”
Swallowing the meat, he said again: "No disease, you may be surprised, the old man is the prime minister, under one person." Above 10,000,000 people, if you want to say eat. I can't eat any delicacies from the mountains and seas, but why do I like to eat such greasy things? ”
Putting down his chopsticks and wiping his mouth, he sighed. Said: "Although the old man was born in a famous family, but when he was young, he lived a difficult life, and was adopted by his uncle, although my uncle treated me like a parent, but my aunt was not too kind, and I always ate some clear soup and little water when I was a child. It's rare to see meat, and I always think at that time, how good it would be if I could eat a good elbow. Therefore, the queen has been in poor health because she lost her nourishment when she was young
At the mention of his deceased sister, the eldest grandson Wuji sighed again and was speechless for a while.
Suddenly, the eldest grandson Wuji patted Wang Ping'an's shoulder and said, "You young man, you are not very old. But there are a lot of ideas, quirky, not the kind of nerd. The old man asks you. Can you think that my Datang now has any major events related to the national economy and people's livelihood, such as your new disaster relief law, the key is that it cannot be involved in war, and it must be new. ”
Wang Ping'an sighed, thought for a long time, shook his head and said, "What is related to the national economy and people's livelihood?" This kind of national event, students can't think of it for a while! ”
The eldest grandson Wuji said: "Think about it. There is no hurry. However, you must give the old man an idea. ”
Wang Ping'an said in embarrassment: "Students are only shallow learners. It's really hard to think of such a big thing."
The eldest grandson Wuji picked up his chopsticks, took an elbow, put it in Wang Ping'an's bowl, and said, "Come, eat it." The old man has not been holding a dish hostage for more than ten years, so you must eat it. After a pause, he said: "You must also come up with an idea, the old man will definitely not treat you badly!" ”
Wang Ping'an is still in trouble, I really can't think of it!
The eldest grandson Wuji suddenly lowered his voice and said, "If you can think of it, you can still satisfy the old man." The old man said that the door is good for you, and you will be infinitely happy! ”