Chapter 1 I'm really not pregnant

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The cool breeze in the early autumn night, looking at the video of Bilibili's primitive technology brother drilling wood to make fire, Yao Ran wrote disdainfully in the message area, how good the primitive society is, there are wild fruits and game, what kind of fire to take, eat the natural flavor of sassi rice directly, no pollution, no residue, fresh air and paradise on earth. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 info A sentence of complaining attracted, and the scientific and technological progress of the wild bee wave butterfly flowed trolls. After a war of words, Yao Ran thought about tomorrow's hard Monday, but he could take a break from the Mid-Autumn Festival after three days of work, his heavy eyes gradually closed, and the soft wind in his dream blew Yao Ran comfortably. "What time is the grass! 100 deduction for lateness! Yao Ran was sleepy-eyed, reached out to touch the phone, but touched a fluffy thing, "Xiaobao, you go out" Yao Ran thought it was a puppy he raised, and came to his room in the morning to make trouble.

But after opening his eyes, Yao Ran closed his eyes again, and was still dreaming, why did he see a leopard print leather skirt? Shaking his head, Yao Ran stretched out his hand and rubbed his dry eyes, opened his eyes again, Yao Ran was stunned, and four or five expressions or curiosity were staring at Yao Ran in front of him, holding the grass, where am I, what's wrong. Yao Ran, who was stunned, didn't hear clearly, and the man squatting next to him naturally didn't come back to what he asked, but he just thought in his head, didn't I just get up, am I making a movie, what kind of place is this, and I looked around and saw that it was obviously a cave as big as a subway car, and there were hay and animal skins piled on the ground, and it smelled bad. Everything is very real, Yao Ran gave himself a slap, he still didn't know what the situation was, the hot pain on his face made him realize that this was not a dream, a cold touch pulled back Yao Ran's thoughts, a stone spear, to be precise, a stick that was not straight with a stone that was not square or round. Falling on Yao Ran's body, Yao Ran was startled, big brother, you won't be hungry and want to eat people, right?

I took a closer look at the few people around me, five people, a man and four women were wrapped in animal skins, and rattan belts were wrapped around their waists. One by one, they looked at Yao Ran with blank expressions, and the man led by them held a stone spear in one hand and stretched out a black finger like a carrot in the other, pointing at Yao Ran, "Which tribe?" "The other party's pronunciation is very strange, but Yao Ran still understands." I don't know, I'm supposed to have traveled back in time! I don't know if he can understand what he is saying, the other party smiled and looked at the woman next to him, and the woman next to him also smiled. whispered, not barbaric. The man nodded.

At this time, a hand suddenly reached between Yao Ran's legs, and Yao Ran stood up directly, and the sudden movement also frightened several people around him to jump back and make a defensive move.

And the owner of the hand just now looked confused, looked at the man and said, "It's not a woman", and the nonsensical words made Yao Ran's monk confused. The man at the head bent over and half-squatted like Yao Ran moved two steps, looked at Yao Ran's eyes, looked at Yao Ran's stomach again, pointed and asked confusedly, "Child" At this time, Yao Ran looked down at himself, wearing only a pair of underwear, weighing two hundred pounds, with a white and fat belly, and a fat and somewhat protruding chest, Yao Ran was also confused, and asked "What".

In primitive societies where nutrition was scarce, only pregnant women had bulging bellies. A series of encounters Yao Ran's unclear thinking was even more confused, but he still barely understood what the other party meant, hugged his belly, and pointed "It's not a child, I'm a gentleman" for fear that the other party wouldn't understand, and added, "I, I'm a man, a man." As he spoke, he made a waist movement, and the man at the head stalked his neck as if to think about what kind of action this was, and after a few seconds, a row of teeth that were not very yellow and not clean were revealed.

The man glanced back, the little woman who had just "violated" Yao Ran, stretched out his palm and shook it in front of his mouth as if he was snorting, his eyes moved back to Yao Ran's body, he stood up straight, patted his chest, and said, "Hemu" and pointed to a few women, pointed to the cave and said, "Hemu", and then pointed to Yao Ran, "Where is it from"?

Yao Ran pointed to himself, "Gezhenbao, Ganjingzi District, Dalian" and spoke, the little woman who had just left took the skull of an unknown animal and brought it to Yao Ran, and shook the "water" with her palm in front of her mouth.

"You've slept for four days," the little woman said as she glared at Yao Ran. "Sleeping by the landscape" patted his chest on one side, "the big fish came back with inverted teeth". What's the matter, the woman thinks she's screaming? Yao Ran learned the movements of a woman and patted her chest and said, "I, my name is Yao Ran, Yao Ran" and repeated the action of patting her chest.

The woman stared at Yao Ran curiously, "Yao Ran? Yao Ran nodded and said, "En!" Yao Ran. He looked down at his stomach and patted his chest as if he could calm his heart, "Man, Yao Ran!" No baby. No children! ā€

Yao Ran held the bone bowl in his hand, thinking in his heart that he wouldn't eat people, wouldn't eat people. I want to communicate more with these primitive people, don't eat me, I have no experience in crossing for the first time. The man who was thinking about it patted the little woman on the shoulder and walked out of the cave, followed by the other three women, leaving only Yao Ran and the little woman.

The psychological tension caused by the unfamiliar environment made Yao Ran, who usually has strong communication skills, feel at a loss, and didn't know the intention of the man named Hemu to leave this little man "Big Fish" behind, Yao Ran scratched the tip of his nose with his hand and asked tentatively, "How old are you?" ā€ć€‚ The big fish looked dazed, looked at his toes, and spread out his hands. "Big fish is so big!?" Yao Ran, who had a black line, explained, "Oh, it's how old are you" The big fish was still puzzled, and shook his head, indicating that he didn't understand! A few words were said and this big fish that didn't seem to be dangerous. Let Yao Ran relax his nervous state. The mind realizes that primitive man may not have the consciousness of age.

After relaxing, he began to examine his state, and Yao Ran, who had no heart and lungs, chose to go against the grain, but after observing it, he found that he had a pair of pants and nothing. Just slept and was abducted to the primitive period, what era is this, what kind of place is this, what kind of people are around, others are not like divine help, what summoning system, reaching out to attract a certain general to fight for the world for himself. If you don't have loyalty, you will laugh with you if you rob his wife; Or pass through a wealthy family, with peerless martial arts, and a group of wives and concubines. Or bring your own gold finger, whatever you want. The most unfortunate thing is to wear a civilized era and rely on glass perfume to steal ancient poems, a merry and talented woman, who provoked whom with my trick, was thrown to ancient times, stumbling in language communication, and using a skull to drink saliva. Groups of wives and concubines.......

Thinking of this, he took a closer look at the big fish in front of him, aren't these sisters primitive women, at this time Yao Ran suddenly remembered a song, primitive society is good, primitive society is good, primitive society is good, primitive society men and women run bare-assed, men chase women run, and press on the ground after chasing....... The girl called Big Fish has thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a thick forehead, which is much better looking than the cave man on the top of the mountain illustrated in the book when Yao Ran was in school, with a collapsed nose and thick lips, with a dirty little face, a mouth of untidy little yellow teeth, broad shoulders, a small airport on the chest and a small short leg black and big feet, at this moment Yao Ran wants to say that although you saved my life, but except for the promise of your body, I can repay you for anything. was thinking about it crankily, but the big fish curiously stretched out his dark hand and pinched it on Yao Ran's arm. Deng Shi was startled, Yao Ran was taken aback, almost threw away the bone bowl, covered his chest with his free hand, and said with a frightened face: "Do you want to dry the mark?" Unexpectedly, the big fish flattened his mouth and shook his head and spit out two words, "Not strong." "A look of disgust. Yao Ran tilted his head and blinked while holding his chest and legs, was he disgusted? Not bad too? Wait, it's not like you're going to eat me. Can't you work if you're not strong? The more Yao Ran thought about it, the more frightened he became, and finally burst out without a head, "What do you eat?" The big fish reacted for a few seconds, lowered his head, dug out the animal skin clothes in front of him, stretched out his hand, spread out the thick black little hands, and a few wild fruits that could not be named, the size of his thumb, and just about to hand them to Yao Ran, he suddenly withdrew his hand, picked up the two larger fruits in his hand, and the remaining 3 small fruits stretched out in front of Yao Ran. Yao Ran reached out and picked up one of the purple fruits, put it in front of his eyes, looked at the fruit, there was still residual heat in his body on it, and smelled it, but there was no fragrance.

Eating fruit should not eat people, after comforting himself in his heart, he endured the strange-tasting water in the bone bowl Yao Ran still raised his head and drank it, he was really hungry, fortunately it was not as unpleasant as he imagined, and it was a little bitter. I looked at the big fish in front of me again, I shouldn't have that much back. He closed his eyes and threw the fruit in his hand into his mouth. I didn't expect the fruit to be very hard. It took a lot of effort to bite open, as if I wanted to bite the ice, but fortunately I had good teeth. The sweet and astringent taste spread all over my mouth, and I chewed for dozens of seconds before swallowing it. Seeing that the big fish was still stretching out his hand, Yao Ran didn't want to practice his bite force anymore, a bowl of underwater belly had some confidence, and looked around, there were some animal skins and licorice in this stone cave, and there were two spears on the opposite rock wall, all the spears were only sharpened head, and the other one had a broken bone at one end of the spear. Looking at the color and neatness of the edges on the bones, it should have been used for a while. Looking carefully at the rock wall of the cave, some sharp corners of the stone have been polished to a rounded level, and I have lived in this cave for a long time. The big fish watched Yao Ran drink the water, eat, and still looked around, and asked curiously, "Where is Gezhen Fort?" Yao Ran had a black line on his face, and he was taken seriously by this kid casually, and continued to look at the surrounding environment and said in the east. The big fish curiously repeated to "Oriental? The big eyes stared at Yao Ran in confusion, as if waiting for an explanation. Yao Ran looked helplessly at his benefactor, "This is where the sun rises." The big fish nodded, as if he understood something. Yao Ran looked all over the cave, and her stomach gurgled in protest before she realized that she might have really slept for a few days and nights. Facing the fear of the unknown world, Yao Ran pointed to the outside of the cave with Da Yu, "Can you go out and have a look?" Big Fish nodded. Yao Ran straightened up and walked towards the exit of the cave with trepidation.

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