Chapter 1 The Relatives of the Former Life Police and Bandits in the Present Life
In the middle of summer, after a short rest, the birds and the chickens and dogs in the yard have found a place to enjoy the warm sunshine or take refuge in a cool place.
In the small river in front of the door of Zhangjia Zhuangzi in Tuqiao Village, a group of male babies were splashing in it, just playing for a while, maybe they shouted too loudly, and a person came out of the door of the courtyard of the owner's house, staring at these children, and reprimanded him dissatisfiedly: "Get away from me, wake up my little son, and wait to be beaten." ”
The babies immediately stopped their voices, and they all looked cautiously towards the courtyard where the corner gate had been opened, and lay down in the water, touching little by little.
Waiting for the man to return to the courtyard, the children let out a sigh of relief and made all kinds of grimaces at the closed courtyard door.
"I'm scared to death, it's so fierce, the old head of the Zhang family is not like him." A little baby about seven years old whispered while picking the yellow mud on the inner side of the river with his hands.
"It's not all like this, the people of the main family are kind, the fierce in charge, no matter how fierce you are, you have to listen to the master's family, I heard that the little master can drink porridge, and then touch a few toads to send them, take out the oil in it and put it in the porridge to be good for the body, my mother has my sister and eats like this." The other, slightly older baby, was more sensible than the previous one, and said to the others as the toad occasionally swam by in the water.
Several babies also knew that at this time, there would be unexpected gains to please the little son of the main family, and they all nodded, and another baby who had already caught a toad also followed and said: "Then catch two more, the female baby of the Wang Zhuang family's family is also in the Zhang family, the second son, if your sister is now with the little son of the Zhang family, how good it is, your family will never have to worry about food and clothing in the future." ”
It was the sensible baby who was called the second son just now, and when he heard this, he shook his head slightly: "That's impossible, there are only these two big Zhuangzi in the village, and people are called the right people, besides, people will also give birth, and they were originally ordered to be dolls, but they were born on the same day, less than a moment." ”
"That's it, that's it." The baby who spoke first also nodded on the side, and said: "Not only that, I heard that the two babies have been tired of being together since they just met in the full moon, and they cried when they separated, so I put the two of them together, counting the days, and they will be one year old in a few days." ”
"Don't say it, don't say it, hurry up and catch the toad, as long as the main family is happy, maybe you can reward a few eggs, my mother's milk is less, you can give my sister steamed cakes to eat." The second son thought of his sister, who was just four months old, and didn't want to continue to waste time, so he greeted and went to find the fork first.
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In the courtyard of Zhangjia Zhuangzi, in a room, there are two little babies lying side by side at this time, gently covered by a thin blanket, the two little faces show a serene demeanor, the stomach rises and falls evenly, and there is a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl sitting on the small stool at the door of this room.
After a while, the little boy lying on the right slowly opened his eyes, first stunned, then confused, raised his hand, moved his feet, and suddenly a trace of horror appeared in his eyes, and then turned his head to look around, muttering: "Where is this?" How did I become a child? What about bandits? What about Wang Juan? ”
When he put his eyes on the other child next to him, he found that this was a female baby lying with him, and an idea that he had to consider rose from his heart, and before he could make further judgments, the female baby's eyelashes moved twice, and with the uncertain thought in his heart, the male baby closed his eyes again, pretending to be the same as before.
The girl also opened her eyes at this time, she was also so puzzled, she also looked around, and muttered the same: "Where is this?" How did I become a child? What about the liar Zhang Xiaobao? My mission is not done. ”
Her muttering words were heard by the boy next to her, who was breathing very evenly just now, and suddenly stopped, and immediately returned to normal, but this time, she was found by the girl who had been staring at him.
With a guess in her heart, the girl estimated the position of the person sitting at the door, stretched out her chubby little hand, touched the little boy's face and asked, "Zhang Xiaobao?" Isn't it you? ”
The boy didn't have any reaction, the breathing was still so even, the girl gritted her teeth, pinched the boy's nose, the boy woke up this time, turned his head to look at the girl, the big eyes blinked, as pure as it was.
"Zhang Xiaobao, you answer me quickly." The girl said again in her muffled voice.
The boy is still the same, blinking his big eyes, and making a few ah-ah sounds in his mouth that are not of any tone at all, just like a normal child of this age.
"Aren't you Zhang Xiaobao?" The girl really doesn't know how to judge.
"Ha~! Ha~! Yes~! Yes~! The monotonous voice of the male baby came, and at the same time, he stretched out his chubby little hand to touch the female baby's face.
The girl stared at the male baby's eyes, to see if there would be any undesirable look inside, but there was no gain at all, just when the girl was about to give up, she suddenly thought of the words introduced by the director, 'He can jump down from a height of fifteen meters without any fall, can climb a nine-meter high wall with his bare hands, and is proficient in criminal psychology, behavioral psychology, social psychology and other disciplines, and is designated as an extremely dangerous criminal." ’
"I'll let you pretend, I'll strangle you." The girl's hand was also raised, and it directly pinched the boy's arm, and as soon as she pinched, the boy immediately said, 'Wow~Wow!' She began to cry, and before the girl could react any more, the girl sitting at the door hurried over.
When the female baby saw someone coming, she pretended to be as innocent as the male baby just now, blinking her eyes, while the male baby looked at the female baby with a frightened face, crying non-stop.
"Okay, okay, Baolang, don't cry, there's no urine here, Baolang, don't look at the little lady of the Wang family with that kind of eyes, this is your future daughter-in-law, you have been together since the full moon, why are you afraid of this?" With the little girl's voice and comfort, the boy finally stopped crying.
Waiting for the girl to return to the stool again, the male baby fell asleep again, and the female baby was full of depression, looking at the male baby and thinking about it for a while, she finally gritted her teeth and stretched out her hand again, this time she went down to the male baby, and whispered:
"You'll call for help, won't you? You think you have a backer, don't you? You're not afraid of pinching, are you? I'll get you out of the way. ”
"Wow~! Wow~! Before the girl's hand touched the boy's hand, the boy screamed again, and the girl quickly retracted her hand, and the girl came over again, saw that it was still fine, and went back to sit down.
"I'll see how long you can cry, I'm going to catch it again." The girl reached out again.
"Wow~!" The boy cried.
The female baby withdrew, the male baby stopped, the female baby stretched out her hand, the male baby cried, and the two of them repeated like this.
After waiting a few times, the girl didn't stretch out her hand this time, but said, "I'm going to catch it." ”
"Wow~!" The boy cried.
"I'm not arresting." The girl said.
The boy stops.
Stop is stop, but the boy's expression has changed, and he is no longer as innocent as he was just now.
"Pretend, pretend, continue to pretend, regret it, did you forget to learn child psychology in the first place? My international liar, Comrade Zhang Xiaobao. This time, the girl smiled and said jokingly against the boy's ear.
The boy couldn't pretend anymore, stretched out his chubby little hand, patted his head, sighed and said, "It's not that I'm careless, it's that the man is too careful about this thing." ”
He knew in his heart that it had become a reflection just now, which is impossible for children to have this kind of reaction, in the face of this situation, a child basically has only two reactions, one: crying constantly, waiting for others to coax, but then he himself stopped, two: crying into laughter, thinking that he had found a fun thing, but he was affected by adult thinking.
"Comrade Wang Juan, I don't think a policeman should do such an obscene thing, let alone a female policeman, it's really immoral for you to do this." Zhang Xiaobao finally admitted his identity.
"Comrade Zhang Xiaobao, a fraudster, you have to remember that there is only a bad starting point, and there is no unreasonable means, let's say, where is the money?" Wang Juan was not embarrassed in the slightest, and this was the kind of training she received.
Zhang Xiaobao looked at the girl at the door who had sat down again and had nothing to do, turned his head to Wang Juan and said: "If you have to add a qualitative in front of my name, please say the suspect, now, I don't think we should think about money, you remember, money is never a problem for me, what I am thinking about now is, can I still eat that bowl of cold noodles?" ”
"You're really looking for a relaxing topic, what about money?" Wang Juan still asked about money.
"Are you stupid to be a policeman? What money? Look at the way we are now, look at the way we look around, according to a normal and unbelievable statement, we have left the original world and been reincarnated in another world, and my regret is that I didn't eat that bowl of cold noodles. Zhang Xiaobao turned around and looked at the roof of the room.
Wang Juan looked at the surrounding situation again, and also found that this was not something in her time, or the world, especially the appearance of the girl sitting at the door just now, and the clothes she was wearing, all proved this.
"It's all you, it's all you, you have to change some hostages, now it's okay, my family can't see it anymore, you compensate me, my parents, my brothers and sisters, and my job." Wang Juan tried to keep his voice as low as possible, and at the same time pinched Zhang Xiaobao's arm with his hand and complained.
"Do you regret it? Isn't it better if I didn't go there in the first place, and then let that child be under constant threat of death? Zhang Xiaobao turned his head again and asked.
"Regrets? No, I have no regrets, who am I? I am the overlord flower of China, please don't look at me with that kind of gaze, my glory cannot be blasphemed. Wang Juan was stunned for a moment, and said to Zhang Xiaobao seriously.
Zhang Xiaobao nodded, admitted Wang Juan's words, thought for a while, and suddenly said, "Do you think I can see my parents in my life?" Looking at the surrounding layout, as well as what the person said just now, it should be a rich family. ”
"Hey~!" Wang Juan sighed and said rationally: "Don't think about that first, think about where we are?" What to do next? ”
"It doesn't matter where he is, I decided, I can finally see my parents in my life, I want to work hard to make money, let them live well, find another wife, and let her live well, listen to the woman just now, you seem to be my wife, I decided to ......."
"I've decided not to admit it, I'm not going to live with an international fraud suspect." didn't wait for Zhang Xiaobao to finish speaking, Wang Juan continued to veto.
"Forget it, let's not talk about this kind of thing yet, I'm going to sleep, maybe there are other things to do in a while, I won't accompany you." Zhang Xiaobao lay down again, closed his eyes, and showed an expectant look on his face.