Chapter 617: Peerless Scolding Battle
The trip to the Sword Pavilion made Gongsun Bai and the generals completely dispel the idea of going straight to Fucheng from the Sword Gate. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Even though his armor is excellent, and the elite soldiers and fierce generals under his command have swept through the east and west, and the horses have stepped on the north and south of the river, but before it is difficult to reach the Shu Road of the Sword Pavilion of the Blue Heaven, it seems so powerless.
However, the road of the Sword Pavilion could not be given up, otherwise it would inevitably make Zhuge Liang suspicious. Gongsun Bai and the generals still led hundreds of thousands of Yan troops to advance to the Sword Pavilion plank road, the road was extremely treacherous, many Yan troops fell down the mountain and fell to death and were injured, and some were injured by poisonous insects and beasts, although the reduction was not much, but it made the Yan army can't help but be frightened and weak.
For more than ten years, this group of elite Yan troops who fought in the south and in the north, whether they were facing the Xiliang Iron Cavalry that was several times their size, or the Jiangdong Naval Army that was crisscrossing the rivers, did not show the slightest timidity, but now they are really afraid in the face of this misty and bottomless cliff, and even their legs are weak.
Soldiers from the Central Plains and the North rarely climbed high mountains, and even though they were accustomed to seeing life and death, they could not overcome the shadow brought about by the fear of heights.
Thirty miles of Sword Pavilion plank road, Yan Jun walked for more than three days, and finally came to the southern section of Shiniu Road. Although the southern section is a rugged mountain road, compared to the plank road in front, it is as comfortable as walking on a carpet, there is no cliff, no ropeway, and there is no need to climb the edge wood, and the down-to-earth feeling makes many Yan soldiers even hum the Shu song they learned along the road.
After walking for another three or four days, the Sword Gate Pass was finally in sight.
I saw that between the two rocky mountains with the cliffs towering over the clouds, there was a majestic pass.
Two rock mountains are Dajian Mountain and Xiaojian Mountain respectively, the peak is like a sword insertion, the stone wall is horizontal, the forest is like a city, the cliff is interrupted, the two cliffs are confronted, a line is passed in the middle, the shape is like a gate, so it is called "Sword Gate", the bottom of the middle of the cliff is only more than 50 meters. The Jianmen Pass is located in this fifty-meter gap, blocking the passage of this line of heaven tightly, making it difficult for the enemy to cross the wings.
Guanlou is as high as nearly 20 meters, with bluestone pedestal, stone arch coupon door, beast swallowing ring, golden nail solid door, arrow buttress stand in a forest, it is "Guanlou is high, the battlement is strict". Before closing the building, there was only a narrow and steep mountain road leading directly to the gate, and only two people could be parallel at a time, even if the daring soldiers rushed up with a powder keg, they could only die one by one under the rain of boulders and arrows on the gate, and they couldn't even get close to it within thirty steps before the gate.
"One stone is in the sky and Tianfu is shaped, and the two mountains are like the wall and the sword gate is male", and the male pass is like iron, which is difficult to cross.
Gongsun Bai and the generals led an army of 100,000 to camp in an open area two or three miles away in front of Jianmen Pass, which was where Zhonghui was stationed.
Gongsun Bai, Zhang He and Guo Jia led more than ten horses to gallop to the Jianmen Pass, and saw Zhuge Liang leading Zhang Yi, Zhang Wei, Fa Zheng and others to watch Yanying from the top of the gate.
The man was nine feet long, with a long jade body, a lupine scarf, and a white shirt, and he was indeed personable, not like a person in the turbid world!
Guo Jia galloped to the bottom of the ramp in front of the Guan Tower, and shouted loudly to the Guan Tower: "Kong Ming Xiao'er, don't come unharmed!" ”
As soon as Guo Jia shouted, the generals on the gate couldn't help but be furious, and some people raised arrows to shoot at Guo Jia, but they were blocked by the Yan soldiers beside him with shields, and Guo Jia himself was also wearing aluminum helmets and aluminum armor, tightly wrapped from head to toe, and was not afraid of arrows.
Hahaha!
Zhuge Liang raised his head and laughed, and after laughing wildly for a while, he pointed at Guo Jia and scolded: "Who did I think, it turned out to be Guo Jia, the prodigal son of Yingchuan, who originally thought that Your Excellency was too often a pseudo-Yanzhi, and there must be a high opinion, how could I expect such a contemptible!" I have a word, and the armies listen quietly: in the past Huan and Ling's world, the Han Dynasty was replaced by the tombs, and the eunuchs caused trouble; The country is in turmoil, and the Quartet is disturbed. After the Yellow Turban, Dong Zhuo was in turmoil, abolished the Han Emperor, and brutalized the creatures. Because above the temple, the rotten wood is the official, and between the palace and the majesty, the birds and beasts eat Lu; The wolf-hearted dogs, the people who are in charge, and the servants who are servile and knee-laden are in charge of the government. As a result, the ruins of the community are ruined. I know what you do: I live in the land of Yingchuan, and bathe in Hanen for generations; Li He Kuang Jun Fuguo, An Hanxing Liu; When will he help the rebel thief and conspire to usurp the throne! The sin is so great that heaven and earth do not tolerate it! People of the world, willing to eat your meat! Fortunately, the will of heaven is endless, and Emperor Zhaolie succeeded to Xichuan. I am now under the order of the heir, and I will raise a teacher to fight against thieves. Since you are a flattering minister, you can only hide and shrink your head, and beg for food and clothing; Before Ann dares to march in the army, show off his might! Shameless puppeteer! Swinger thief! Your time of death is near, retreat quickly! Can teach the anti-minister Gongsun Bai to decide the winner with me!! ”
The words of the scolding made the world pale, the wind and clouds stagnated, and even Guo Jia's face couldn't help but change color slightly, and secretly scolded: "This grandson is too good at scolding......"
However, Guo Jia's face only changed slightly, and when Zhuge Liang finished scolding, Guo Jia also imitated Zhuge Liang and raised his head and laughed wildly, and then pointed to Zhuge Liang on the close, and scolded in a round, unhurried, and loud voice: "Zhuge Liang, the idiot of the ages, the monster of ten thousand years, is unparalleled in the world, and his dirty behavior is unique in the world." When it was born, the heavens moved, first the lightning flashed all over the sky, then the thunder continued, and soon it poured like a note for three days, and it was not raining, but all vomit. What does Zhuge Liang look like? Erosive winter melon; What is his body? wild boars on trees; What is its name, thousands of years of dung; Its virtue is like that, and it is old and poisonous; Moving like a hungry dog grabbing shit, quiet like a headless turtle. Most of the people who fled in the city, and the small half who did not scatter were those who were stunned by its stench. Touch the grass and trees, and die. Occasionally swim in the Yangtze River, there is no fish for thousands of miles. The world is shocked when they hear its name, and they are shocked when they hear its voice, although the princes of the world rise up and are thirsty for talent, but no one dares to use it.
He has been cultivating Nanyang for ten years, no one cares, and he has no choice but to rely on the generation of weaving mats and shoes, and finally has to accommodate himself. However, since he joined Liu Bei, he first lost Nanyang, and then abandoned Xinye, panicking like a lost dog, and retreated to Xiangyang in a hurry. Immediately Xiangyang was defeated, and he disregarded his loyalty, abandoned his old lord Liu Biao and fled for his life in a hurry, not daring to look north. Later, he wagged his tail to Jiangdong Sun Ce and begged for mercy, wanting to take advantage of Jiangdong's power to survive, but Jiangdong was broken by my Dayan in a snap of his fingers, and he disregarded his faith and righteousness, abandoned his ally Sun Ce in danger, and led the people to flee westward, fortunately Liu Zhang, the ancestor of the Han family, accepted it. Unexpectedly, this person's wolf ambition and viciousness have not been a day, and within a few months of entering Shu, he will take revenge, assassinate the Han clan, seek his territory, seize his wife and daughter, and all kinds of despicable deeds are outrageous.
Such a disloyal, unfilial, unbelieving and unrighteous person still dares to speak out and talk exaggeratedly, which is really the misfortune of China and the misfortune of millions of people in the world! Why don't you hang the southeast branch yourself, so as not to waste food and grass in the air! ”
Lay down in a big groove!!
Gongsun Bai was so shocked that he almost fell off the sweaty horse, and his eyes were about to fall to the ground.
Although Guo Jia, who has an intelligence of 99, and has always been a loser, he will never be easily scolded and scolded by Zhuge Liang through the ages, but he can't imagine that Guo Jia, a dead rascal, is even more awesome than Bao Longxing in "Jiupin Sesame Official", dead people can scold him alive, and water pipes can be scolded by him!
Zhuge Liang in history relied on this scolding to make Wang Lang vomit blood and die on the spot, but it didn't work at all on Guo Jia, a dead hooligan.
Zhuge Liang is justified in scolding, this guy is simply pulling around, making something out of nothing, spewing blood, buttoning his hat indiscriminately, and even with all kinds of nonsense, such as Zhuge Liang snatching Liu Zhang's wife and daughter, this guy will do everything to scold Zhuge Liang with all kinds of shameless means.
"You, you...... Shameless! ”
No matter how clever Zhuge Liang is, he can be regarded as a gentleman, where can he be as shameless as Guo Jia, his face was red when he was scolded in an instant, and his eyes were spewing fire, but he was speechless.
As the so-called show talent meets soldiers, it is unreasonable to say, this top strategist with 100 intelligence and is known for his eloquence, once fought in Fankou's tongue against Confucianism, and swept Jiangdong Qunying with his three-inch tongue and was invincible, but when he encountered a person like Guo Jia who did not play cards according to common sense, he had no power to fight back.
Woo~嗷~号~嗷~
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of soothing chirps in the air, and several birds of prey swooped down and swooped towards Zhuge Liang.
"Protect the Prime Minister!" Zhang Yi, Zhang Wei, Fa Zheng and others on the side shouted urgently.
The guards raised their arrows and aimed at the birds of prey, ready to shoot, but the birds of prey just swept through the air and flew high into the air.
Puff puff~
A few white objects fell towards Zhuge Liang's head, and the guards on the side couldn't stop it, a little white thing had fallen on Zhuge Liang's scarf, and the rest all fell on the guard's body, face, and even mouth......
Hahaha~
Guo Jia laughed proudly, slowly turned the horse's head, turned around and waved his fist at Zhuge Liang, and shouted loudly: "Zhuge Liang Xiaoer, give you three days to think about it, if you can figure it out, please tie yourself down and surrender, otherwise you will break through the gate and break your three legs (this sentence is learned from Gongsun Bai). ”
After speaking, he triumphantly clamped the horse's belly and rode back to Yanying.
Ho ho ho ho ~
It was the first time for the soldiers of the Yan Army to see such a wonderful scolding battle, and they admired Guo Jia so much that they threw themselves to the ground, and for a while, the cheers were thunderous and they cheered together.
Zhuge Liang took off the scarf stained with bird droppings, his face had already regained his calm, looked at Guo Jia's departing back, and laughed coldly: "Shameless people, you have a sharp tongue, but that's it...... I'll see how you can fly over the majesty of the world. ”
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The next day, Gongsun Bai took Guo Jia to continue to come to the front of the pass, looking for Zhuge Liang to scold, but Zhuge Liang didn't bother to talk back at all, as long as he saw Guo Jia, he would let people shoot arrows back, and never said much.
In this way, it gradually took a few days, gradually, Gongsun Bai and Guo Jia appeared once in two days, and then once every three days, and gradually stopped appearing, only Zhang He and Gao Shun came to the pass every day to fight, but Zhuge Liang was obviously impossible to go out of the customs to fight.
Then the two armies spent more than half a month, and the Yan army did not move except for coming to fight every day.
If it were someone else, naturally he wouldn't have too many ideas, nothing more than to strengthen the defense and send spies to investigate the movements of the Yan army and prevent the Yan army from attacking the pass.
However, Zhuge Liang was no one else, and soon discovered that things were not simple. Yan Jun's posture was obviously pretentious, and he gradually came to an inference that even he was afraid of based on the clues found by the spies and the intelligence from all walks of life.
Finally, half a month after Gongsun Bai and Guo Jia disappeared, Zhuge Liang confirmed that not only Gongsun Bai and Guo Jia were not under the Jianmen Pass, but even Zhao Yun and Bai Ma Yi were not under the Pass, and the multi-day deduction was finally completely clear.
Emperor Yan, Gongsun Bai, Zhao Yun and others have obviously broken out of their shells.
At this moment, Zhuge Liang finally understood that what he was worried about was probably going to happen.
Gongsun Bai personally led Zhao Yun, Guo Jia, Zhang He, Wen Chou and Gao Shun and 100,000 Yan army elites to come, such a huge lineup and momentum, once fought a bloody battle on Dingjun Mountain, painstakingly designed to break through the Xia Meng Pass guarded by Zhang Fei and Fa Zheng, all the way forward, the momentum is violent, but it is just a feint!
Zhuge Liang only felt that his heart was churning, he looked at the sky and screamed strangely, and immediately entrusted the sword gate to Fa Zheng and others, and led tens of thousands of elite soldiers to return to the division as if they were mourning.
It's just that at this time, it has been more than a month since Gongsun Bai and Guo Jia left the Sword Pavilion.