Chapter 2: The Six Realms Are Rampant (Section 13)
"Let's start, you write her name and the date of birth and death. Fang Berlin lit incense and inserted it in the censer.
"Mom, do you remember when your cousin was born?" Ah Cha asked Ah Cha Ma with a side head.
"Of course I remember, I was guarding this girl outside the door of the delivery room, for a full eighteen hours, and I always treated her as my own daughter. Ah Cha Ma said and said that sorrow came from it.
Ah Cha and Ah Qian hurriedly comforted her.
Fang Bolin also instructed Ah Cha to bring a cup of water and a bowl of rice.
Fang Bolin closed his eyes and silently recited the "Conjuring Mantra": "The divine water passes through the country, once, twice, three times." If you don't think about it, you can scoop the water of the five dragons in the well, bring the water of straw shoes on the road, ask for the water of the long stream by the river, and scoop the water of the five ghosts in the river. One spray of the sky opens, and the second spray of the ground cracks. Three sprays of people are injured, and four sprays of ghosts are exterminated! I am as anxious as the law of the Taishang Laojun!" After reading, he raised his sword finger in his left and right hands, pointed at rice and water, and shouted, "Zhao Yunzi will return quickly by water and land."
There was no movement at all.
Fang Berlin was stunned, this was his first failure since his debut. The five fingers of his left hand are all pointing upwards, and his middle and ring fingers are tucked into the palm of his hand. The big finger, index finger, and little finger are stretched upwards to form the 'three clear fingers'. Erect the 'three clear fingers' left foot to step forward, then to the right to slide, then a step back, then to the left step, to the right, the left foot to the right step, and then one step forward, and finally one step forward, the action is skillful This is 'Taiyi Zhenren Bugang'. Oral recitation: "The law of the Supreme is subject to me, according to the will of my line, please God to meet and protect my body, according to my changes, according to my way, with my concealment, urgent as the law." "Pinching the fingers, stepping, chanting mantras, and burning talismans are like flowing water, which is the designated action of authentic Taoist spiritualism.
Still no movement at all.
Everyone was a little anxious and hurriedly gathered around.
"Uncle, what's the matter...... There's no movement. Ah Cha pointed anxiously to the incense burner.
"I've done all the spell seals, and I also want to know, what the hell is going on?" Fang Bolin's face was not worried.
"Well, I'd better ask the 'Five Battalions' for help. Fang Bolin motioned for everyone to step back.
Fang Bolin anxiously recited the "Divine Mantra of the Camp": The five drums are noisy, please invite the generals of the Zhongying Army, the Zhongying Army and the Three Qin Army, and the Sanqin Army of 33,000 people, everyone wears a big hat and body armor, holds a golden gun and a yellow flag, the flame is light, the flame is bright, please come to the seat, the military horse is to pick the army, the horse is to the altar, and the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law. After reading it, he burned a paper talisman and raised it in the air, grabbed some rice in the bowl and sprinkled it into the air, and sprinkled some water with his index finger and thumb to the ground, "return quickly by water and land".
After doing this, my eyes were fixed on the rice bowl and the water bowl. There was no movement for a minute, no movement for two minutes, and everyone couldn't sit still and gathered around.
Five minutes passed...... There was no movement at all.
Ah Cha is the most anxious, and he just wants to speak. Suddenly, the rice in the bowl slowly jumped, first slowly and then urgently, and the rice grains jumped to a height of seven centimeters, and some of them had already jumped on the cloth laid in front of the altar, and the water bowl also began to jump slowly, as if it was boiling, and slowly overflowed to the outside of the bowl.
"Uncle, this ......" Ah Cha was just about to continue, but Fang Bolin shook his head at her again and again.
After about three minutes of jumping, the rice and water were still, and two words appeared, the first of which was made of rice grains: no. Next to it, a word made of water appeared: Yes.
Ah Cha Ma excitedly pointed to two words and asked Fang Berlin, "Lawyer Fang, is this ...... What's going on?" Ah Cha and Ah Qian, who were next to them, hurriedly stepped forward to support their mother.
Fang Bolin looked at everyone calmly, "Are you sure Zhao Yunzi is dead?"
At this question, everyone jumped up, "What's the matter?"
Fang Bolin shook his head, "I don't know, the thirty-three thousand five battalions of soldiers can't find Zhao Yunzi when they turn over the underworld...... If she was reincarnated, the soldiers of the fifth battalion should know. ”
"We watched Zhao Yunzi enter the funeral, I also dressed her, and Ah Qian also put Yunzi's favorite clothes next to her...... How could it be gone, Ah Cha, you see if your cousin is back, seeing so many people, she doesn't dare to come in. Ah Cha Ma wiped her tears with the back of her hand.
Ah Cha stared at it with wide eyes for ten minutes, then shook his head in disappointment.
"Is it because Ding Yingying and they are here, which affects the casting of spells?" Ah Qian patted his head.
"Yes, will this have an impact?" Ah Cha and Ah Cha Ma asked Fang Berlin in unison, really hoping to spit out the word 'yes' from his mouth.
Fang Bolin shook his head, "It doesn't matter at all"
Seeing that everyone was so disappointed, he comforted everyone, "It may be that today's preparations are not in place, don't worry, I will give you a reply in the end." Ah Cha, haven't you seen your cousin today, that proves that she has been to the yang world again, and I will ask Zhao Mingde that kid tomorrow. ”
When Ah Cha heard this, his wrinkled eyebrows stretched, "By the way, I just saw my cousin in the night club, and I'll ask that kid tomorrow." ”
Fang Bolin looked at his watch, it was past four o'clock in the morning, "Ah Cha, you and the tea mother go to rest, Ah Qian, come here." ”
Ah Qian walked up to Fang Bolin, and Fang Bolin took out two talismans and gave him "This house has just received the influence of the 'Purification Talisman', and it is actually very clean, after two o'clock in the morning tomorrow." After you wait for Ding Yingying and the two of them to leave, stick one of the talismans on the door to protect it from the Yin Spirit, and the other one is used as a backup, you know? Come, bring your mobile phone. ”
Ah Qian didn't know what he wanted to do? Obediently took out his mobile phone, Fang Bolin added his WeChat, downloaded some charms into his mobile phone, and transferred 5,000 yuan to his mobile phone, "These downloaded charms can ensure that your mobile phone will not be disturbed by other ghosts and ghosts in the future." You can keep the other money in a hurry, and you can come to me if you need help with something at home. Find a good doctor for your mother's heart disease, I also gave you my brother Gan Libao's mobile phone number, Ah Cha Ma can find him if she has something. I'll tell him tomorrow. ”
Fang Berlin said goodbye after explaining this, and the Ah Cha brothers and sisters sent out of the door, reluctant to "Uncle, you have helped me a lot, how can I thank you?" Ah Cha lowered her head and said softly, the evening breeze came out, blowing her hair, she unconsciously brushed it with her hands, the moonlight was like water, reflecting her shy, delicate complexion, slightly childish pink face, a pair of big eyes as bright as grapes blinked. It's hard to associate it with the vicious image just now, it's like two people.
"Thank you for not having to, if you have anything you can't do, just look for me, give me your phone. Fang Berlin took her mobile phone and lost a number, and when she handed it back to her, Ah Cha inadvertently touched Fang Berlin's hand, and her face was instantly better, and her liver beat faster than fleas. Fortunately, it was late at night, and the light was dim, so if it was daylight, it would be ugly.
"Go back and rest, take good care of your mother, by the way, don't go to the night show, what time do you get out of class tomorrow, I'll go to you to find Zhao Mingde's bastard together." Fang Berlin yawned.
"Five o'clock...... After class," Ah Cha's voice began to tremble a little.
"I'll pick you up near the school and call again tomorrow. Good night" Fang Bolin said goodbye to Ah Qian after speaking, and then walked away.
"Sister, Lawyer Fang is gone, go back. Ah Qian patted Ah Cha, and suddenly wanted to think of something, and took out a talisman from his trouser pocket, "I almost forgot, you remember to remind me, after two o'clock in the morning tomorrow, after Ding Yingying and the others leave, I will paste this talisman paper on the door." ”
"Brother, I'...... Let's post it. Ah Cha snatched the talisman, pressed his hands tightly to his chest, and ran back with a smoke.
Ah Qian was a little inexplicable, "You have no problem posting, but why do you want to rob it?" After speaking, he shook his head and closed the door to sleep.
As soon as Fang Berlin got home, he immediately checked the plate of 'Ten Thousand Furnace Bombs', and saw that the whole plate was intact, so excited that he hugged the 'Love Lizard' and kissed him a few times, and the 'Love Lizard' pushed him away with a disgusted face, and wanted to run back to his nest to sleep, Fang Berlin hugged it, "Brother, I can't take you there tonight, you have an important task, help me watch this treasure." You know what? It's my secret weapon, and I won't be afraid of black and white in the future, you know tonight...... With a black and white pair...... Where are you going? I'm really not going to take you there tonight......" The lizard glanced at him disapprovingly and burrowed into his lair.
Fang Berlin knew that the 'Love Lizard' blamed himself for not taking it out tonight and was angry. Shaking his head, he went to take a shower.
When Fang Berlin was sleeping on the bed, the door opened quietly, and the 'Love Lizard' probed his brain to take a look, then quickly jumped on the bed, skillfully found a place to lie down, and then stretched out his paws to gently scratch Fang Berlin's face.
Fang Bolin still pretended to be asleep at first, but then the 'Love Lizard' tickled him, and he couldn't help laughing, hugging the Love Lizard and laughing.
The next day was still in a daze, and Ah Cha's call arrived, "Uncle, have you woken up?"
Fang Bolin rubbed his eyes, looked at his watch, and had the heart to kill people in an instant, and he didn't even arrive at eight o'clock. Angrily asked, "Didn't you say that you would go to that bastard after class?"
"I know, did I see if you got up?" Ah Cha smiled on the phone.
"Sister, you have to go to school, I have been away from campus for a long time, and I don't have to go to work, ala......s," Fang Bolin said as he looked at the 'love lizard' that was still snoring next to him, and he had an urge to wake it up.
"Then you can go back to sleep...... Who's next to you?" asked Ah Cha as if sensing something on the other end of the phone.
"It's the 'love lizard', my pet, okay I'm going to sleep, study hard, every day...... Bye-bye" Fang Bolin pressed his hand casually and threw his phone on the pillow.
"Uncle, uncle, you can't sleep yet, I want to make a video with you, and you can sleep after the video. "Ah Cha does not forgive.
Fang Bolin pulled the quilt and covered his head, but within three seconds, the ringtone of the video remembered that he had planned not to answer it, but the bell was more persistent and swift than the People's Liberation Army's siege.
Helpless, I accepted the video, and as soon as I pressed it, I heard Ah Cha's voice, "Uncle, get up and practice." ”
"What kind of skills are you practicing?" Fang Bolin was confused.
"Don't you Taoist priests get up at four o'clock in the morning to fetch water, chop wood, and practice?" Ah Cha's eyes glanced around.
"Please, I'm not a Taoist priest, I'm not a monk, I don't have to get up at four o'clock to fetch water, I have a gas stove and running water at home...... Yes...... Ah......h
"You let me see your room and put you to sleep when I'm done. Ah Cha poked the screen with her index finger.
Fang Berlin was helpless, raised his mobile phone and shook it casually, "Okay?"
"Take your time, what are you sleeping on? So many hairy ......" Ah Cha finally discovered the source of the snoring.
"'Love Lizard' my brother, have you finished reading it? I'm really going to sleep, you should go to school too..."Fang Berlin closed his eyes tightly, desperately looking for the beauty of falling asleep at that moment.
"Bye-bye" Ah Cha quickly turned off the video.
This time, Fang Berlin woke up, "Turn off the video so soon, nothing will happen, right?"