737. Chapter 737: Good and Lacking
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A very realistic poem.
Tang Zhou's poems are different, looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, the six palaces have no color, it seems that there is no beauty in a sentence, but a look back and a smile, it is already reverie, the latter sentence of the six palaces has no color, and the beauty of the woman is written out in a foiling way, although there is no sentence to write beauty, but everyone cannot deny that she is beautiful.
Poetry is too realistic, so it will be completed, and it is a master who sets off a beauty in just two sentences like Tang Zhou.
After Tang Zhou's poems were written, some officials in Tibet didn't know how to evaluate them for a while, and if Tang Zhou's poems were not as good as their kings, it would be a bit of self-deception, and it seemed that they were very ungraceful, relying on their own territory to bully others.
But if Tang Zhou's poems are better than their king's poems, they can't say it, how can their king's poems be worse than other people's poems? They had to preserve the face of their king.
Therefore, an excuse must be found to belittle Tang Zhou's poems.
"Little Hou Ye's poem is good, the six palaces have no color, the appearance of the Tang princess can indeed support this word, but just looking at this poem, it seems to be a bit headless and tailless, what does the little Hou Ye think?"
This poem is two sentences in Bai Juyi's "Song of Long Hatred", there are words in front and back, and if you take these two sentences out alone, it will naturally feel a little headless and tailless.
If a poem is written in a way that makes people feel that it has no beginning and no end, can it still be called a poem?
Facing the words of the Tibetan minister, Tang Zhou smiled indifferently and said: "It's just a poem, why should we be too entangled, let's continue to taste the food." ”
Tang Zhou didn't want to win the praise of Tubo, but he couldn't let the Tang Dynasty lose face, so he came up with such a trick, his poems are good, but there is a little flaw, so if you don't go up or down, you don't need to distinguish between high and low.
After hearing Tang Zhou's words, the Tubo officials thought that Tang Zhou had admitted defeat and didn't want to continue to say this, but Tubo praised it and understood that if Tang Zhou finished this poem, he would definitely kill his poem in seconds, but in order to save face for himself, he only wrote these two sentences.
After understanding Tang Zhou's meaning, Tubo Praise naturally won't continue to talk about poetry, otherwise Tang Zhou will be forced to complete this poem in a hurry, will he still have face?
Since others give him face, he can't do without it.
So the Tibetan praise quickly opened the topic.
"I heard that Tang Xiaohou is very smart, it just so happens that I have a question here, I want to ask Xiaohou Ye, I don't know if it's okay?" Although the Tibetan Song no longer mentions the matter of composing poetry, he is not a person who is willing to fail, otherwise he would not have been able to unify the various departments of Tibet at a young age and strengthen Tibet.
He lost to Tang Zhou in writing poetry, but he wanted to save face in other aspects.
Tang Zhou didn't care when he heard Tubo's words of praise, and said, "Please speak." ”
"I have a wandering calf here, but I don't know who the cow is, can you help me find it?"
As soon as he heard the words of Tubo's praise, Tang Zhou's heart immediately gave birth to a trace of contempt, this is already an old-fashioned problem, and this Tubo praise is still used, this problem is placed in his time and space, I'm afraid that ten-year-old children will know how to do it, right?
Even on this plane, there are many people who know what to do.
Tang Zhou sighed lightly and said, "It's a bit inappropriate for this question to be answered......
As soon as Tang Zhou said this, the Tibetan officials thought that Tang Zhou didn't know what to do, so they all showed disgust, but just when they disliked Tang Zhou, Tang Zhou said the following words: "It's better to let my guards answer." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, and then they raised their eyebrows, what did Tang Zhou mean by this, did he disdain to answer this question?
It's arrogant, it's arrogant.
Some ministers in Tubo were angry, and they were so angry that they almost stood up to fight Tang Zhou, how could he do this, was this insulting their IQ?
They didn't know how to answer this question, but Tang Zhou said that let a small guard answer it, isn't this an insult to their IQ?
The angry minister of Tubo suddenly set his eyes on Tang Zhou.
"Oh, I don't know if the little marquis Tang wants that guard to answer?" Although they were angry, they just wanted to see if Tang Zhou's guards could answer, if he couldn't, they wouldn't be polite later.
Tang Zhou shrugged his shoulders and casually pointed to a guard, the pointed guard was just a very inconspicuous guard among Tang Zhou's many guards, after he was pointed out, he was stunned for a moment, and then showed a panicked look, how could the little marquis let him answer this question, this question, he didn't know.
Cold sweat gradually broke out on the foreheads of the guards, and the ministers of Tubo were a little proud when they saw this, and a little gloating, Tang Zhou saw that his guards didn't know how to answer, and his heart suddenly sank, and he secretly thought that he was pretending to be big this time.
He thought that this question should be difficult for his own people, but it seems that they are all stupid.
Thinking of this, Tang Zhou had no choice but to find a way to give the guard some hints.
"What is the topic you just said, please repeat it, this guard of mine may not have heard it clearly."
Seeing that Tang Zhou was still reckless, these people in Tubo didn't care about saying more: "There is a calf that has been scattered, and now you need to find the cow." ”
Tang Zhou nodded: "Oh, the calf and the cow are separated, now the calf is looking for the cow, right, clear, clear." Saying that, Tang Zhou turned his eyes to his guard, the guard frowned slightly, thinking about Tang Zhou's words, he suddenly realized, and hurriedly said: "It's not simple, starve the calf first, so bring a group of cows, and it will go there to eat nai, and that is its cow." ”
After the guard said this, he couldn't help but exhale, Tang Zhou was also relieved, fortunately, this guard was still a little smart, otherwise he would lose face today.
After the guards finished speaking, the Tubo ministers were dumbfounded, thinking about it carefully, it seems that it is really like this, they are not easy to distinguish who the calf's cow is, but the calf is easy to distinguish, let him distinguish it himself?
This question is really so simple that an idiot will answer it, but they even took it out for the first genius of the Tang Dynasty to answer, no wonder he insulted their IQ.
The Tubo ministers were speechless, so they could only look at Tubo Songzan, Tubo Songzan also felt that he had lost a lot of face today, and he was even more unwilling in his heart, but he was afraid that he would trouble Tang Zhou again and lose face, so after weighing it again, he could only give up.
"Come, come, I heard that the little marquis is very good at cooking, come and taste the unique food of our Tubo, which is by no means worse than those delicacies in your Chang'an City."