13, frightened in the palace
In early winter, the days are short and the nights are long, and if you suffer from insomnia, the long nights can be a bit overwhelming. Li Yuan's physique has been tough since he was a child, and he has been disturbed by many troubles from time to time in the past, but he can still eat, drink and sleep. Yesterday he was very drunk, and he slept more peacefully and sweetly this night than ever.
As time passed, the sun's rays, with its magical penetrating power, passed through the latticework and quietly shone on the brocade tent, as if deliberately and gently reminding the sleeper in bed that it was not too early and that it was time to get up.
When he woke up, Li Yuan felt that his whole body was refreshed, at least the troubles he had always had not had time to hit his heart, so he couldn't help but open his mouth and yawn, and stretched out his arms and pulled his waist. I don't want to, his lazy waist pulled, but he pulled out something strange - the elbows on both sides actually touched a warm and soft lump of meat at the same time! Frightened, he got up and rubbed his eyes to take a closer look, and there were two naked beauties lying obediently beside him, one left and one right! At this moment, he was more and more surprised in his heart, suspecting that he was still in a dream, and rubbed his eyes fiercely again, everything was so real!
What's going on? What the hell is going on? He suddenly got up, his brain spinning rapidly, and repeatedly questioned himself, but he could not find an answer, so that he was always puzzled. In a trance, he turned his head to look outside the tent, and there was a luxurious decoration everywhere, revealing an extraordinary nobility. All the utensils and things in the room are either made of gold, or made of silver, or copper and jade products, carved dragons and phoenixes, and the luxurious and magnificent style is by no means comparable to ordinary rich people. Looking back at the ground, everything is as clean as jade, and the light is so bright that it can illuminate the shadow of a person, even if it is a heavenly fairy palace, it is nothing more than that, right?
Faced with this incomprehensible situation, the fairy story that Li Yuan had heard when he was a child unconsciously flooded into his mind again, although he was still at a loss about everything that happened yesterday.
Could it be that I, Li Yuanguo, really came to heaven unknowingly and was enjoying the gentle company of the fairies? Li Yuan thought. However, the illusion of being too beautiful was only a matter of a moment after all—at this moment, Li Yuan was no longer a drunken Li Yuan, his mind had become extremely awake after a long night's sleep, and his instinctive consciousness prompted him to quickly decide that the illusory fairy story was too far away from real life to be believed.
Since the fairy story is not credible, how can everything in front of you be explained? Where else in the world could it be so magnificent? So unimaginable? …… The Emperor's Bedroom? That's right, only an emperor's bedroom would be so extravagant, so unattainable!
Thinking of this, Li Yuan couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat - when he was a child, Queen Dugu was too fond of his clever nephew, and specially ordered him to be allowed to enter the harem to play freely, and he was able to see many things that only belonged to the emperor or the queen's concubines, and he understood that he was most likely lying on the imperial couch in the emperor's bedroom at this time.
has been an official for a long time, Li Yuan can be said to be very clear about the rules of the game between monarchs and ministers, if he is lying now is really the royal couch of the Lord of Long Live or the queen and princess, and there are two naked beauties of unknown origin by his side, the seriousness of the matter is extraordinary! With this astonishing discovery, the extent of his shock can certainly be imagined!
How can it be? How is that possible? What the hell is going on?! Because things happened so bizarrely, he couldn't think of a reason for a while. It's just that he looks left and right, and the more he looks, the more he can affirm: everything is so real that there is absolutely no doubt! Although he had done something before, why he came to this place for no reason, he couldn't remember at all.
Li Yuan, Li Yuan, what kind of sin did you do in your previous life, isn't it enough to suffer so many hardships in your life, and now you are actually lying on the royal couch of the Long Live Lord in a daze! This is no joke! Once someone detects you, even if you have a hundred mouths, you will not be able to clear your deep sin!
What to do? If a person loses his life, he will lose it, people, sooner or later, he will inevitably die, a three-year-old child will also die, and his eighty-year-old father-in-law will also die, it is nothing more than a few years early! You have also passed the year of knowing the destiny of heaven, and you have experienced a lot of ups and downs in the world, and it is not in vain! The problem is that the nature of this matter is too serious, so serious that it is shocking and unimaginable, once it is leaked, it is not a single life that is lost, but the destruction of the entire family and even several clans. If that's the case, how can you be worthy of a family? Worthy of the ancestors of the Li family?!
…… No, for the sake of the many innocent lives of the Li family, you must not be so stupid and wait for death! You don't have that power! Fortunately, there is no one else around you now, why can't you come up with a thirty-six plan, go as the best plan, and quickly leave the place of right and wrong, and then resist the death and don't make a move, maybe you can get away with it? Yes, it may be too late to slip away as soon as possible! Thinking of this, he hurriedly jumped off the imperial couch naked, looking for his official uniform.
It can be regarded as a mistake in the busyness, or it may be that everything in the palace is designed too mysteriously, so that outsiders can't peek at the mystery for a while, Li Yuan is in a hurry, turning over and over in front of the bed and behind the bed and even the whole room for a while, looking for every corner, turning every piece of utensils that may store things upside down, what is frustrating is that not to mention the official uniforms, even the underwear and underwear that can barely be used to cover up the shame are also missing!
The house leak happened to rain overnight, and just when Li Yuan was panicked and didn't know what to do, there was an inopportune sound of heavy footsteps outside the door, kicking and tapping, from far to near, the louder it was, the more it was like a heavy hammer, one at a time, each time it slammed heavily on his heart, "smashing" his whole person almost collapsed.
Grandma, is it really God who deliberately embarrassed me Li, and deliberately made me a sinner of the Li family through the ages! In other words, my Li family is destined to have this catastrophe, so that I inexplicably lie on the royal couch of the Long Live Lord! I can't find my clothes, I'm naked, even if I successfully escape this ghost gate, where can you hide? When the time comes, if you are caught, in addition to showing off your appearance in public, isn't it also undeniable?
God, I curse you, even if I, Li Yuan, become a ghost after death, I have to ask you to understand, and see what your intentions are, so resolutely abandon me and my family surnamed Li!
Until before his execution, Mr. Ah Q always complained that the circle was not round enough when he drew the sentence on his death sentence, so that he left the last regret in his life and remembered it unforgettable. Mr. Li Yuan's mentality at the moment is exactly like this, scolding and scolding, fear and fear, since the catastrophe of exterminating the clan has been sent by the gods, the embarrassing scene in front of him has to be solved first--seeing that the people outside are coming to the front soon, you can't face people so naked, right? That's too embarrassing!
In order to cover up the momentary shame, Li Yuan had no other way to think of it, so he had to jump back to the royal couch, retract his naked body back into the quilt, and pull the quilt to cover his head, trying to get away with it. Fortunately, the two naked beauties around him have always been very cooperative, and Ren Li Yuan tossed around in and out of bed, but he didn't shout because of this, but remained motionless and couldn't breathe.
However, in the end, he is a thief, Li Yuan knows very well in his heart that this kind of hiding is nothing more than covering his ears and stealing the bell, deceiving himself, as long as the person who comes is not a pure idiot, no matter what he says, he can't avoid this right and wrong!
You're really, you can't even save the lives of your family, what kind of face do you care, if you die, you have to die to understand! Otherwise, you will die too unjustly!
In this way, Li Yuan's thoughts were east for a while, west for a while, and he couldn't figure out a clue. However, he finally gritted his teeth, like a thief, gently lifted the corners of the quilt, and had the courage to peek out, not wanting to see that it didn't matter, when he saw it, he couldn't help but be surprised again: it was not another one who came, but Pei Lian, the deputy supervisor of Jinyang Palace.
"What a cowardly Lord Li, on weekdays, he looks like a decent man and a gentleman, I don't want to be so rebellious, commit the following crimes, deceive the king, and trespass into the palace ** Imperial Princess!" Pei Lin went straight to the front of the royal couch, stretched out his hand, lifted the embroidered dragon brocade quilt heavily, roared in a deep voice, and even the window lattices on both sides were shocked to "swish", "The little eunuch came to report just now, and the lower officials didn't dare to believe it all, but I didn't expect such a ridiculous thing!" Lord Li, please forgive the offensive, there are so many beauties in the world, as an adult, you still have to worry about not having a beauty to accompany you! Why did he take the risk and be willing to take the risk of exterminating the three or even the nine clans, and rashly harass the imperial concubine? Adults are so bold and reckless, a person who commits a small crime can live a happy life, and he will not die too unjustly. Xia Guan is miserable, and he has to be implicated in vain! Alas, if this kind of thing happens, how can you let the lower officials explain to the emperor in the future! ”
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