The night was completely dark, there was not a single star in the sky, there was a stream of heat everywhere in the air, and there was occasionally a low, suppressed roar in the distance, which could not tell what it was, but it made people feel extremely frightened.

I heard a woman's sharp voice scolding something from a distance, Xu Si wanted to listen carefully but couldn't hear it really, but he heard someone running over, and when he ran closer, he saw that it was Wang Wu, Wang Wu gasped, pointed to his back and said nervously: "Handlebar style!" The handlebar-style wife is here! ”

The handlebar-style wife actually scared Wang Wu like this!

Xu Si stared at Wang Wu with a nervous face, "I went to deliver a piece of meat to the handlebar style, I was talking to the handlebar style in the courtyard, I asked him to come over early, but I didn't expect his wife to come out of the house, jumped up to me and grabbed it hard according to my face, picked up a stick and kicked me out." Wang Wu touched the four scratches on the left side of his face that were still bleeding with his hand, and said with palpitations: "I don't know where to offend her, damn!" ”

The handlebar wife is surnamed Hou, everyone calls him Liu Hou, the handlebar wife in Xu Si's memory is a well-known figure, don't look at her man can't beat a fart with a stick, but he has beaten all the people in the village, when the child is crying, if he gives him to the carriage and horse family, he can stop crying immediately, if the girl in this village is angry in the in-laws of the other village, the mother's family only needs to invite her to ask for justice, as long as she sees her in the crooked in-law's house, she will immediately stop and say all the good things, not to mention to put a table to apologize for the feast, I can give a few gifts that I can get my hands on.

Later, after the girls in Xujia Village got married, they rarely brought their in-laws to be angry, all thanks to the handlebar-style wife, if Xu Si didn't have to use the handlebar style this time, he would never provoke such a bad star.

Xu Si looked at the scratches on Wang Wu's face and asked suspiciously, "What did you say?" "I didn't say anything, I handed a piece of meat to the handlebar type, and then asked: When are you going to go to the handlebar type?" His wife jumped up and grabbed me, so frightened that I ran back quickly. Wang Wu covered his face with his hand and said aggrievedly: "How dare I provoke someone like her!" ”

In the distance, there was a handlebar-style wife's scolding: "Xu Si, you animal that eats human food and doesn't pull human!" You're a bastard! You're a bastard with sores on your head and pus on the soles of your feet......" "Shit! Who! The scolding is so poisonous! Tu Ting walked out of the house, sweating profusely, his face was red, just now he smelled the wine in the house and couldn't help but drink two bowls, just about to steal some food but saw the stammering eyes staring at him without blinking, just about to wave his hand to hit him but heard someone scolding the street outside, and couldn't help but walk out with the stammer.

Tu Zi dragged Wang Wu's hand covering his face down, Wang Wu pushed him impatiently, Tu Zi blinked his little eyes and leaned in front of Xu Si and said, "Your mother-in-law came to you to settle accounts!" "Get out of the way!" Xu Si scolded him impatiently.

Liu Hou's figure gradually became clear, because of her little feet, her walking posture was a little special, leaning forward, her two hands swinging rapidly left and right in front of her lower abdomen, and her two feet walked forward with small steps, jumping and jumping, as if she could fall forward at any time.

When he got closer, he saw Xu Si, and suddenly threw a bag of things in his hand at him, Xu Si avoided it, and the bag fell on the ground behind him, but he saw Liu Hou's ten fingers like hooks and grabbed Xu Si's face.

Xu is turned around and dodged, Liu Hou chased after him, desperately trying to scratch Xu Si's dough, and scolded while chasing: "You are a rag who has a mother and no father, and you want to exchange it for my daughter with this piece of meat?" You don't inquire about who I am! I'm going to tear you up today! ...... "Xu was thrown around but helpless, he couldn't say anything about her, and he couldn't beat him with his hands, and he was extremely aggrieved!"

This Liu Hou chased him with a bag of cigarettes, but he was not discouraged at all, but the more he scolded, the more fierce he chased, the more brave he chased, and gradually some people surrounded the lively idlers.

Just when Xu Si had nothing to do, a thunderous roar suddenly sounded, "Stop!" Liu Hou was shocked by this voice. Xu Si stopped, sweating profusely from exhaustion.

I saw Xu Tuzi standing between him and Liu Hou with a machete in his hand, and he was pointing at Liu Hou with his finger and scolding: "You fucking sluts!" Come to me and sprinkle! Why did your daughter get by my brother? That's her willingness, no one forced her! What the hell are you here to make trouble? Don't even pull me! I'm chopping you! ”

As he spoke, he was about to pounce forward, stammering and hurriedly hugging his waist from behind, stammering loudly and shouting that he couldn't do it, Tu Zi's neck was bruised, and the machete in his hand was swishing, but he was stuttered and hugged by his waist.

Liu Hou's face turned pale, after all, the machete was close at hand, if he was a little careless, what would it be if he really ran into it? But after all, she is a person who has seen a big scene, and although she is afraid to die, she still scolds loudly: "Xu Tuzi, you are a calf!" , you don't shout here! I don't know if others don't know you! You touch the old lady to try it with a finger! You old Liu family can skin you! As he spoke, he took a small symbolic step forward.

When Tu Zi heard this, he couldn't help but get angry, and while shaking his dumb hands, he waved his machete and scolded: "You don't scare me with the old Liu family!" Even you miscellaneous people dare to say that this is from the old Liu family! Today, Old Lady Liu is in front of me, and I will chop you up too! As soon as the words fell, I heard a low but majestic voice next to him shouting: "Presumptuous! ”

The hand on the butcher's waist was suddenly released, and he rushed towards Liu Hou suddenly, so frightened that he hurriedly raised the knife in his hand high so as not to hurt Liu Hou, Liu Hou was thrown to the ground by Tuzi in a frightened scream, and the knife in Tuzi's hand slashed into the ground above her head, and his body pressed against her, and the faces of the two were tightly pressed together.

Liu Houshi was silent for a while, and suddenly let out a piercing scream, the frightened Tuzi hurriedly got up and took a few steps back, panicked and didn't even take the knife, Liu Houshi got up and grabbed the knife, raised his hands above his head and ran over to Xu Tuzi crookedly, "I'll kill you shameless!" His voice trembled.

"Stop!" The voice was low but implied that the irresistible majesty pinned Liu Hou's immobility, she turned around and saw a person standing not far from her side, the black satin robe was printed with round longevity characters, wearing an eight-point silk hat, a square jade hat in front of the hat was decorated with crystal light in the dark, the eyes that were not too big against the thick eyebrows under the hat were shining even in the night, her face was white, she had a goatee on her chin, she held a black shiny cane in her hand, and there was a silent stammering next to her. But it's not who is Mrs. Liu?