"You must make a poem for Lao Tzu today, if you can't write it, Lao Tzu can't afford to smoke you a rabbit cub!" Huang Ziqian, who had been hiding on the stairs, heard the ins and outs of this incident clearly.

When Huang Ziqian heard that Li Zheng was about to start the drinking order, he knew that the good-looking Li Zheng had no good intentions.

Huang Ziqian originally wanted to come out and mention it for his son, but at this time, this pit father's son actually sold himself!

"If you don't know how to read, forget it, but what do you do with Lao Tzu!"

"Is it popular to form a group now?"

After Huang Ziqian sat on the chair, he picked up the wine on the table and poured it into his mouth!

A jar of wine was drunk by Huang Ziqian alone in a blink of an eye, and Fang Tang silently gave him a thumbs up in his heart after seeing Huang Ziqian's such a bold move.

"Talent!"

"Dad, I was wrong, where would I write any poems!" Huang Yingying, who had been silent for a long time, opened his mouth at this time, and this opening accidentally involved the wound on his face.

The pain of the wound made Huang Yingying grin, and after seeing his son's movements, Huang Ziqian gave Huang Yingying a slap as soon as he didn't get angry!

"Useless stuff! Don't you even listen to Lao Tzu now! After seeing that Huang Ziqian had a tendency to do it again, Huang Yingying hurriedly said.

"I do! Can't I do it? After seeing his son thinking hard there, Huang Ziqian's irritable mood eased a little.

At this time, Huang Ziqian had his eyes drifting to Li Zheng, who had been fidgeting beside him.

"This kid made a fool of my son, and I guess it's not a good thing." Huang Ziqian's unkind eyes made Li Zheng's back cold.

Who is Huang Ziqian? He is a person who has been in the army for at least 20 years and has countless military exploits, and for such a person, the Tang Dynasty is in awe of everyone.

If Huang Ziqian accidentally sneezes now, Li Zhengdu estimates that he will immediately take the responsibility on himself.

"Boy Li Zheng has seen General Huang." Li Zheng stood up and quickly saluted Huang Ziqian, and Li Zheng stammered slightly when he said this.

"He shouldn't know that I deliberately embarrassed him" Li Zheng, who was nervous, was now like an ant on a hot pot, and the big drops of sweat on his forehead kept falling.

No matter whether Huang Ziqian is beaten or scolded at this time, no matter what he does, Li Zheng can judge his mood at this time based on Huang Ziqian's actions.

But this Huang Ziqian didn't do anything at this time, he just kept staring at Li Zheng like that.

"Do you know what it's like to be closest to death? I know. ”

After a while, Huang Ziqian retracted his gaze, and Huang Ziqian said to Li Zheng expressionlessly.

"Sit down" With these two words in his ears, Li Zheng felt as if the strength of his body had been hollowed out, and he sat tremblingly beside Huang Ziqian.

Huang Ziqian was very satisfied after seeing Li Zheng's expression.

"If I can't even cure you kid, haven't I lived to be a dog for so many years?"

"Strange? Why should I describe it as a dog? ”

There was another sound of footsteps on the stairs, and it was Su Yu.

Su Yu planned to prepare a dinner party at home, but she always felt that this matter was caused by her, and if Huang Yingying was punished again for this matter, Su Yu would feel guilty for a while.

After thinking about it for a while, Su Yu decided to take the maid out to find Huang Ziqian and his son.

"Uncle, what's going on here?" As soon as Su Yu entered the door, he saw Huang Hero with a blue nose and swollen face.

"Could it be that you're late?" Su Yu thought in his heart.

"The eldest niece is fine, we are fighting against each other." Huang Ziqian's explanation did not reassure Su Yu.

Su Yu sat at a table with Huang Ziqian and the others and prepared how to speak, and Li Zheng, who was next to Huang Ziqian, saw Su Yu come in, and his back, which had been rickety, was as straight as a benchmark at this time.

The fear and nervousness on his face were swept away with Su Yu's arrival, and it was replaced by the confidence of a literati to guide the country.

"Stinky boy! Have you done a good job of the poem? Huang Ziqian interrupted Huang Hero with a sharp voice, where he lowered his head and picked his nose.

"Dad, right away, right away!" Huang Yingying has just changed from a state of picking his nose to a state of hard thinking and meditation.

"This stinky boy! Believe it or not, I'll pump you! After seeing Huang Yingying dealing with himself, Huang Ziqian was ready to roll up his sleeves and do a big job.

"General Huang, why don't you let me come first?" Li Zheng, who was eager to express himself in front of Su Yu, pretended to be bold and said at this time.

"You?" Huang Ziqian's slanted eyes almost made Li Zheng break his work, but after Li Zheng saw Su Yu also looking at him, a mysterious gas called courage inexplicably appeared in Li Zheng's heart.

Huang Ziqian glanced at Li Zheng, who was full of confidence, and then at Huang Yingying, who was changing his fingers and picking his nose, and he was suddenly depressed.

"It's the same two good young people of the Tang Dynasty, why is there such a big gap?"

"If you come, you can come, if you don't believe it, the old man will whip you!" After suppressing Huang Ziqian's naked threat in his heart, Li Zheng picked up his wine glass and stood up.

"Life is short for decades, and time passes in a moment."

Li Zheng's opening attracted all the attention, Li Zheng was originally a famous talent in Youzhou, although he was not a household name in Youzhou, but it is not an exaggeration to describe it as well-known to passers-by.

After the guests of the restaurant heard that Li Zheng was about to compose a poem, they quickly asked the second child of the restaurant to prepare the pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

"The ambition of the youth is still not paid, and half of the generation has wasted the rest of his life."

"I saw others flying away, but I didn't move!"

When he said this, Li Zheng's expression was slightly sad, and he was silent for a moment before drinking the wine in his hand, and then continued

"Unwilling to fall into the mind, looking forward to the future and getting nothing."

"But ask God to guide you and do it down-to-earth."

Li Zheng stood in place after writing the poem and sighed, Li Zheng's poem seemed to be really talking about himself, and the sadness of the little ambition was vividly shown in this poem!

When he reacted and found that everyone was looking at him, including Su Yu, after seeing everyone shocked, Li Zheng's heart was full of pride.

"The kid is ugly." Li Zheng saluted Huang Ziqian and said, but when Huang Ziqian saw that Li Zheng's face was full of pride, Huang Ziqian became angry.

"Stinky boy, where's your poem!" Huang Ziqian, who has nowhere to spill his anger in his heart, can only hope for his son now.

"Son, don't let the old man lose face, there are so many people, the old man's skin is not thick enough!" After hearing his father urging him again, Huang Yingying reluctantly stood up.

Without waiting for Huang Yingying to speak, Huang Ziqian spoke first.

"Little Er, put on the pot of spirits, and then serve the cooked beef, my son is going to compose a poem, I want to appreciate it!"

"Son, let the old man appreciate your masterpiece!"

Huang Ziqian looked at his son expectantly, but Fang Tang, who had been silent, covered his face at this time, why did Fang Tang cover his face? Because he had already appreciated Huang Yingying's masterpiece in advance just now.

"Who is this person? I don't know him! ”

Under the long-awaited scene, our first gentleman in Chang'an City opened his mouth to compose a poem, he not only wrote a poem, but also the first sentence startled everyone.

"Ahh

As soon as Huang Yingying opened his mouth, many people shuddered in fright, but the trembling was just the beginning, after listening to Huang Yingying's poems, they should begin to doubt their lives.

"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”

"The sea, you're all water!"

"Horses! You're four-legged! ”

"Beauty! You're so beautiful! ”

"Below the nose is the mouth!"

……

"Friendly reminder, Huang Ziqian still has thirty seconds to reach the battlefield, please dodge quickly!"