Shao Qingmiao's ungodly experience of getting his mobile phone back

"Nima, you dare to lock the door!" The second lieutenant officer in military uniform kicked the door fiercely, "Shao Qingmiao, you have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall!" He was so angry that he kicked the door again, "Bang!" "There was a loud bang at the poor door, and it seemed that some scum had fallen from it。。。。。。

At this time, a lazy voice came from the door: "Instructor Ye, you have already kicked six doors, do you still want to deduct some fines from your few salaries?" 300 yuan for a door~"

"You 。。。。。。" On weekdays, the majestic and murderous Instructor Ye was so angry that he couldn't speak, "You。。。。。。 I won't confiscate your phone today, I won't have the surname Ye! Don't be your instructor anymore! So angry that he turned around and was about to leave,

"Instructor Ye, why don't I hand in your resignation for you?"

"Get out" Instructor Ye was so angry that he burst into foul language again.

"Cut!" Shao Qingmiao in the room glanced at the door, rolled over to the bed, and then played with his mobile phone cross-legged.

“? (?`^′?)? Yes! Customs clearance! Just when he was very proud, he heard someone knocking on the window, and he was startled, and when he looked at the window, he almost fell out of bed.

Because it was Instructor Ye who knocked on the window!

Instructor Ye threw a punch at the glass in a dashing manner, and the glass shattered! Then, with all his might, he flipped into the house, reached out and took away Shao Qingmiao's mobile phone, and glanced at Shao Qingmiao: "Sample, fight with me, you are still tender!" I only paid 60 yuan for smashing the glass. I took your phone. Hahaha! Then he unscrewed the door and left, leaving Shao Qingmiao crying in the house.

Shao Qingmiao shook his head, and suddenly laughed "hahaha" in his heart, and it was very insidious。。。。。。

Seeing that there was no one left and right, Shao Qingmiao quickly ran to the wall and flipped over with a "rub", but he didn't know that Instructor Ye saw all his actions in the monitoring room. Instructor Ye sighed, "Forget it, let him go out and have fun." Shaking his head, he returned to the table and sat down.

Inside a black shop on the side of the road

"Boss, let's smash twenty boxes!" As he spoke, Shao Qingmiao slapped a thick envelope on the counter with a "snap".

When the fat boss "Pig Head" saw the thick envelope, his eyes flashed with gold: "Okay! Little brother, don't be so polite, half is enough. His eyes kept on the envelope. Then he turned and went into the inner room to get something.

"Boss, I want a big box!" Shao Qingmiao added.

"Okay, just add the same as just now."

The "pig's head" thought excitedly: "What a fool, I only have something for more than 30 yuan, and half of the envelope is at least a few hundred." Hahaha。。。。。。 Got rich。。。。。。 (σ'ω') σ" At this time, Shao Qingmiao silently took out half of the money and put it in his pocket.

"Pig Head" handed a black bag to Shao Qingmiao, "Little brother, come back next time!" ”

"Thanks, thanks!! ☆⌒(*^- ゚)v", Shao Qingmiao gave the envelope to the boss, turned around and ran.

The boss opened the envelope inexplicably, "!!!!!!!!!!! An angry roar resounded through the sky———— envelope was a dime of RMB。。。。。。 In total, there are only more than fifty of them。。。。。。

0.1*50=5 yuan, the boss lost a lot of money。。。。。。

Shao Qingmiao returned to the dormitory, Chu Liangcheng was holding an M16, sitting cross-legged on the bed, pointing to the broken glass slag on the ground and asking him, "Is our dormitory a thief?" ”

"This is what Ye Fox did!" Shao Qingmiao said through gritted teeth.

"Shaqima, what are you doing?" Chu Liangcheng asked him.

"Fight for the revolution (shouji)!" Shao Qingmiao said impassionedly.

Chu: "Your phone has been confiscated again?" ”

Shao: "Hmm. ”

Chu: "Did you not like it after reading his Weibo again?" ”

Shao: "Well, but he sent a piece of calligraphy he wrote on it!" It's obviously the chicken paws that were dipped in ink and stepped on it! ”

(This is the real reason why Instructor Ye confiscated his phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ）

Chu: "Then what do you want to do?" ”

Shao: "Of course you have to get it back." ”

Chu: "Kicking the door again?" ”

Shao: "After kicking through the door last time, he changed the steel door. ”

Chu: "Pick the lock? ”

Shao: "After prying, he replaced it with a lock opened with an electronic card." ”

Chu: "Climb the window? ”

Shao: "Climbed, he installed a guardrail. ”

Chu: "Unscrew it with a rag and an iron rod." ”

Shao: "After twisting, he tied the guardrail with three-edged military thorns, and the cloth broke as soon as it was put up. ”

Chu: "。。。。。。 So what do you do? Getting into the sewer and crawling out of the toilet in his nest? ”

Shao: "Liangcheng, our military academy uses a public toilet." ”

Chu: "。。。。。。 Hello do it yourself, I'll go shooting. ”

With that, Chu Liangcheng hugged M16 and ran out of the dormitory.

Shao Qingmiao opened the bag, carefully poured out the gunpowder in each smashing cannon, wrapped it in paper, tied a thread on it, and ran out of the dormitory with it, heading straight to Instructor Ye's dormitory.

Shao Qingmiao saw that Instructor Ye was not there, glued the "explosive bag" near the door lock, and lit the fuse.

Then I heard a loud "bang" ,———— door locked!!

Shao Qingmiao went in happily, took out his beloved mobile phone, left a note and left.

In the evening, Instructor Ye came back, saw the broken door, and rushed into the house to see that Shao Qingmiao's mobile phone was gone, replaced by a note that read: "Instructor Ye, I took the mobile phone, to be honest, your calligraphy is like the chicken paw stained with ink stepped on it." (σ'ω')σ”

"Shao Qingmiao, you wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A roar rang through the sky.

At this time, Shao Qingmiao was playing with his mobile phone。。。。。。

Shao Qingmiao begins with SQM, and Shaqima begins with SQM.